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2016

26

Aug

Gal Gadot Nipple for Batman of the Day

Gal Gadot is Wonder Woman and clearly as a JEWISH woman she understands her market or her audience because not only do they jerk off to all things comic book and to be the girl who humanizes and materializes and brings their fetish to life is to be someone they will forever be loyal to…nerds / comicon / weirdos / socially awkward….

And if you look close enough – with your virgin loser eyes – you may see subtle nipple, that looks like nipple to me, but that may just be a shadow but shadow or nipple to a man who has never seen one in person is good enough…this is good enough….

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2016

26

Aug

Britney Spears Tits Read a Teleprompter for Louisianna of the Day

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A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Aug 25, 2016 at 9:23am PDT

Britney Spears and her breasts are pretty charitable, but we didn’t need a flood in her homeland of the amazing Louisianna, my favorite American state, to tell inspire her tits to jiggle as she half retardedly reads some prompter to help raise funds for the Red Cross, an corrupt non-for-profit that the CEO makes millions of dollars a year to run….I wonder how many takes this took, I’m thinking 50….

We just have to look at K-Fed…that motherfucker was the adopted child she got to fuck and will forever pay for all because his dick rocked her broken soul proper….those were the good years, the pre crazy and conservatorship years and for that kind work with the underprivileged she will always bring hope to other mooch fucks like me…

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2016

26

Aug

Chloe Grace Moretz’ Titty Ring of the Day

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Chloe Grace may not have tits, even though her dad is a plastic surgeon, but she decorates them like a Christmas tree with that nipple ring visible in one of these pics that I am posting for all you creepy Chloe Grace fans who make me uncomfortable based on falling for her when she was 12 and in spandex….

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2016

26

Aug

Sara Sampaio Topless Tanning of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is the tiny Titty Victoria’s Secret model, who I guess is taking a stand or protesting the evil empire for presenting her like a big tit bra model, by saying this is the truth, this actually my tits, this is who I am….prior to being a small Titty advocate, she was also a skinny model advocate, standing up to mean girls all fat and hating the skinny girls, because she doesn’t over eat and works out…a hero…

Just probably not a hero to the married billionaire she’s dating’s wife….

But if you were a billionaire getting in on this would be ideal, worth making all that money for….and when you’re a model you go for the gold…cuz modeling doesn’t last…

Either way…tits…euro bikini…good times…

A bit of her Instagram….

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2016

26

Aug

Demi Lovato Butt Shot for Snapchat of the Day

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Demi Lovato is really into showing off her ass now that she’s been reportedly single…

The crazy bipolar bisexual body positive bulkshit who is actually just an attention seeking, working out, trying to be hot, doing squats, showing off her ass because she finds it hot…otherwise she wouldn’t be posting this nonsense…

From “no make-up” Monday…to Instagram whore in 60 days is the name of her next self help book…and I figure if your ass has volume and is worth looking at, and even if it isn’t, you should post it for people like me to stare at it….even though lovato isn’t really anything I’m
Into…

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2016

26

Aug

Miley Cyrus for the Mouth Fetishists of the Day

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New weird fetish – Miley Cyrus mouth on her social media – because when you’re into Miley Cyrus, the character she created for her tour, all naked all the time, but she hasn’t been in character since the tour ended, allowing her to go back to being the actual Miley Cyrus who doesn’t actually know who that person is, but is definitely more boring that when the dancing monkey starts dancing as her management dangles money in front of her face….

But her mouth…that shit is weird enough to jerk off to…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2016

26

Aug

Elisabetta Gregoraci Topless Tanning of the Day

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Elisabetta Gregoraci is an older, 36 year old model, who is out wearing a European bikini top…because they are just tits you fucking pervert weirdos…they are just tits that look like they would be nice to suck on or cum on or grab or watch bounce while she shows you hat passionate Italian women are – provided you are rich enough to get her lubricated…it seems to be the only things girls are into now….

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2016

26

Aug

Natalie Portman for Miss Dior of the Day

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Natalie Portman is in this video for Miss Dior and I figure seeing the iconic Star Wars nerd vagina of choice – laying in some video she got paid millions to be in and they didn’t even make her get naked – when I am sure she’s been naked….if I was paying anyone a million dollars – there would be spread asshole pics going down….

But I don’t have a million dollars and I get the spread asshole pics for free since girls are fun…but you get what I am saying and that is that I want more from this shoot…

She’s also a very important person because she’s JEWISH and brings hope to JEWISH men everywhere that they will end up with a Portman and not a Schumer because Portman even in her middle age is still hot…

Very important….

Posted in:Natalie Portman|SFW

2016

26

Aug

Abigail Breslin is Big Miss Sunshine of the Day

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Little Miss Sunshine has recently changed her name to Big Mamma Sunshine..

That’s all I got.

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2016

26

Aug

Jojo Got Tits of the Day

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Jojo got some tits…and she wants you to know it…because girls know that being slutty gets hits, views and makes them fucking money – gives them their dreams….

Not that showing tits is slutty, all girls do it all the time. Just leave your house…

It’s just a coincidence that her tits happen to be in her social media, she’s not being real fucking subtle…she’s just living life – don’t judge her! You are like Christians outside the sex shop! Never hate a girl for showing tit. Celebrate and encourage more…because once tits happen, it’s only natural to encourage pussy pics…

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