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Taylor Swift Lack Sex Appeal as she Fucks a Chair of the Day

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Victoria Justice’s Repurposed Slutty Pics of the Day

2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my weekend wasn’t meeting some hippie 70 year old woman who made sex toys out of drift wood that she wanted to lure me back to her tent camp to watch, which I would have done if she wasn’t homeless and covered in what smelled like feces….not to mention I had plans to go to the gutter stripclub where the girls were the most broken, who couldn’t work the other strip clubs because of their bad Behavior and anger issues, only to see one of the better shows of my life where a very large Stripper did acrobatics before bringing a guy in stage, carrying him around like a purse by his underwear waistband before ripping his underwear off and shoving her shoe heel in his ass…not really a dream of mine to witness but to say the artistry of striptease is dead is wrong..and it felt good to know it’s being kept alive by man hating, possibly molested, women.

Short White Shorts
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Julianne Hough Must Fuck her Brother
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The Crazy Save in Baton Rouge
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Skinny, Smokjng, Starving Madonna – in 1978
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Chloe Khan – Big Breasted Big Brother Big Who Gives a Fuck
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She Thinks She’s Faster than Usain Bolt
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Blake Shelton – Racist Homophobe…
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Rita Ora – Nude Dress – Not Nude
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Employee of the Month
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2016

Aug

Bella Hadid Naked for Fashion/ Attention of the Day

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Bella Hadid is in Vogue..

My favorite thing about Bella Hadid is knowing that when she was dating the Weeknd, not that any of these people actually date for anything but media coverage, he was getting his dick sucked by Toronto girls I am pretty sure sucked his dick and wouldn’t lie about it – because it was their taste of success…that shit gets them excited…

My other favorite thing about her is that she’s just along for the ride, yet people are liking her better than her more annoying, more famous GIGI HADID.., the coattails this one rode to the top, like a jealous that her dad molested the sister complex that made her power through…and now is at the Vogue top – getting Vogue Covers…like an actual model, because she is an actual model, who are we to decide who a model is and who a model isn’t…she gets paid to have her pic taken, and sure that may not make sense, but it happens, she happens, and she is here…topless – with her fake nice tits…doing her rich family proud…not because this is what she needs to do to get that trust fund that she’ll never have to work again once she gets…she’s doing it for the glory, because she loves it, she wants it, she needs it, to validate her..

Prior to being a Vogue model- she worked at a Smoothie shop in Malibu, but her sister sold herself to the devil Jenner’s / Kardashians…and look at her now Ma, tits everywhere…in black and white so clearly it’s art…titty art…

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2016

Aug

Charlotte McKinney Staged Beach Paparazzi Pics of the Day

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Stephen Dorff’s groupie pussy, that along with all his groupie pussy, since he’s a notorious womanizer, who is no longer with Stephen Dorf is trying to navigate…they broke up in December, as if they were every dating…not that you should care about what she sticks in her pussy, but maybe you care about her hot shoot from Decemeber 2015, when her and Stephen Dorff were splitting up…for GQ – CLICK HERE

Or maybe you’re into her – at an event the other day – all big tits CLICK HERE …

Or maybe you like staged paparazzi of her awesome tits, tits so awesome they could feed an african village if they were milk filled – and not bullshit fame filled – tasting like broken dreams, desperation- but with a hint of fame – because she turned her insta big titty for the pervert Florida based modeling to getting cast on a TV show about stars…before ever being a star…

I’m not against her, just don’t love her horse face, but if you saw some of the faces I’ve fucked, from rashes to missing crucial parts, I don’t hate it so bad…..she’s good, just not good at anything…but maybe letting dudes who can hook her up stick their dicks in her…and not cry “sexual assault”….you know a short skirt wearing who wants the rape if they can do a barter…

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Here’s some “bonus” lingerie pics..

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2016

Aug

Kylie Jenner’s Birthday Bikini of the Day

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Kylie Jenner making dreams come true – for her mom…and probably not herself, but she’s a vapid cunt with a vapid cunt and a really cartoon like body thanks to jacking up her face and waist and ass with sugeries at 18…because that’s the world we live in – and I guess when your older sister is a fucking scam, lie – and your dad can’t even secure a gender…you’re left with misguided ideals…

So at 19, looking 45, with paid paparazzi, cashing in on the most basic formula as a family that doesn’t disappear – because like rats, infesting your basement, they just keep breeding and pestering us….all in a bikini with a clown body…posing like a pro because this is all she knows, like all these Olympians following their Olympian father / it’s lead…only the media whoring way, not the decathalon, that shit’s for fucking losers…while posing like a model – for you fans…that shit’s for easy money and money is everything to those with no souls or substance – who do no good and who perpetuate a lifestyle girls now expect, want and do sex work to get…GODO JOB…we need more hookers…never enough hookers…give me more hookers…

Look, she’s staging photoshoots on the beach of some magazine quality beach on her birthday….on my 19th birthday I was sleeping in a bus station wasted and hoping one of the street punk girls would invite me back to her squat to bang, only when he did, she was on her period and it smelled so bad as she had some satantic experience…. convulsing from the drugs…only for me to sneak out after trying to wash myself with a sink that had no running water…keeping that street kid period on me for a week…and that’s how I spent my 19th birthday…challenging HIV…

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2016

Aug

Chelsea Handler Topless of the Day

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I don’t find Chelsea Handler funny, but people find her funny, mainly Chelsea Handler…

She’s just a sour, angry, bitchy and annoying mean girl – that pulls off her bitterness that she never became a successful actress by making fun of people…

Now I make fun of people, but no one reads my site, I don’t have a TV show, I don’t make a spectacle of myself, and I don’t have an early acting career in cheesy “Blue” movies…failing at acting..forced to turn to comedy…and failing at comedy…forced to go to netflix who will take anyone – but first get topless, show off the implants as much as you can – because it’s all part of her show, her hustle, her “empowered woman”…”I have tits, check out my tits”…

This is a promo for her show, so if you want to watch her show to see her tits, you can…it’s probably the best thing she has to offer…because they aren’t as old, washed up, or bitter tasting as she is…

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2016

Aug

YesJulz…Please No Julz – Terrible Famewhore Staged Sex Tape of the Day

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I didn’t want to post this video – because it’s a terrible sex tape of a terrible Miami based annoying as fuck “snapchat” personality, who isn’t really a snapchat personality, but has managed to trick the brands into thinking she is – because she annoyingly hangs out with rappers because she forces themselves on them – and made a business out of it – because no one wants to admit they are only kept around because they are whores that people can stick their dicks in…

Well, it trying to push her brand – she’s staged a sex tape – that positioned her as a victim, and it hit the internet – as she wanted it to – and the rapper websites are talking about it – and I’d rather not being talking about it, or watching it…since she’s not hot and is a terrible, fully clothed, muslim lay, who makes terrible sounds and who even says OW and CUM NOW…because she’s just happy to let dudes in her and they are just happy to stick their dicks in her boring, sloppy, disgusting ass.

It is my duty to post the sex tapes, even the ones that are so obvious, and I hope all her brand deals end – and she goes back to being the party slut in Miami she is…as a porn career isn’t really an option, but I guess being unqualified and pulling it off with idiots is her thing…

Why did she film this moment? Weird..

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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know what you’re doing this weekend, but I’ve decided to be a philanthropist, and help those in need, so that I can put it on my resume – along with being blocked by many celebs on Twitter and Instagram, I think it’ll look good at upcoming job interviews for the minimum wage job I am qualified for…

I am going to start my life as a philanthropist by working the Suicide Hotline – by Giving Suicide Advice to suicidals, you know help them design and produce their suicide it, co-direct it, creative direct it, plan and write it…because that’s where my talents lie….

So far I’ve come up with pills in the woods under a meteor shower – three hour walk from your car so even if you survive you’ll still die…

I know what you’re thinking, Handjobs are the Second Best Job in the World…and suicide hotline is third….

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Girl Mirror Selfies…
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WWII Era Remake of Mr and Mrs Smith
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Star Wars Trailer
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Hot Chick With Side TIT
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Celine Dion Erotica for you to Jerk off To
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The POTUS Playlist
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Bai Ling Looking Amazing for a 100 Year old with No Panties On
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Inventor Builds a Homemade Swing….
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Kendall Jenner Bangs a Black Rapper Now
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The Secret Lives of Call Center…
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Julianne Hough – Fit Fucking Stomach
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Madison Beer – Big Tits
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Katy Perry Ass in a Track Suit
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Tribute to Burkinis
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COurtney Love Looks Good
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Hugh Grant Disses Celeb Sluts He’s Worked With
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Charlotte Gainsbourg in a Bikini is Terrifying
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Taylor Swift Booty
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Jessica Alba Bending OVer in Jeans
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Goose Attacks a Drone
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Top One Take Scenes…
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Phil Collins Daughter Lily Collins is Nice and Intense of the Day
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Bee Attack of the Day
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Bella Thorne at the Airport
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Fencing Explained
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Squirrel Steals Gopro
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The Voice of Winnie the Poo Reads Darth Vader Lines
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Look a Victoria’s Secret Mode Catlog Pics
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16 and Pregnant Star Fame Whoring in a Bikini
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Grumpy Selena Gomez
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The Origin of the Song American WOman
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Girls Not in BRas
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Girl with Delayed Orgasm
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Abigail Spencer – Masturbating in her Bra
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Kelly Madison has Stupid Tits
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Asian Girl – Fish in Ass
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Some Slut Named Hayden
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Girl Face Grinding
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First Time on the Elliptical
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Cam Girl
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Pandering as she Whistles of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale wanted to demonstrate how she whistles for her fans…you know the creepiest fucking dudes who obsess over women who have been in movies ever…

I don’t know why she draws in the weirdos, but I do know that this picture probably destroys them in their testicles and makes them shit themselves thanks to the rupture / rapture that happens to their prostate…and spending their life sitting / gaming / doesn’t do good things to prostates…

That said, she knows exactly what she’s doing – the cocktease – the aggressive cocktease – like every girl I’ve ever talked to or seen that hasn’t let me fuck her…those temptress whores..

Yeah – whistling…not looking like she’s sucking her juices off a set of fingers – before being forced to gag on those fingers while getting slammed – whistling is all I see in this pic…HARLOT!!!

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2016

Aug

Ariel Winter’s Ass Cheeks for the Paparazzi She Called of the Day

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Ariel Winter is overrated and oversized – but she’s wearing the shorts every girl under 25 – with her full ass exposed, in my time these were called panties….there were barely any thongs and you’d see less ass cheek than this when you were fucking a bitch…but today it is called style, style that doesn’t restrict chubby girls from participating, its one of those should be self regulated – but when you’re over celebrated and paid – you just assume your pervert fans what to see this – and they do, they’ve been watching you grow up on TV and feel like they know you – and in knowing you – showing ass cheek is the only way to keep them involved…

I just see this ending at 340 lbs in the next 10 years when her show is canceled, but like all 18 year olds, worth fucking before they get too broken and bloated – even if a life in entertainment has already broken this one…she’s not so bad yet…but she’s not so good either..

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She did it again – Later that Night….shorts too short…shorts too tight…shorts…too good…shorts…that would look better than

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2016

Aug

Jessica Alba’s Sand Covered Ass and Other Alba News of the Day

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Jessica Alba paid Allure to run a feature on her Honest Beauty products that are making her a ton of fucking money, but will make her a ton more fucking money when they finally go public and she can cash the fuck out…which is what she’s into, proven by every move she’s made in her career, from marrying a dude named Cash…to cash grabbing her entire existence…

Well, she’s a mom of 2 or 3 kids, she’s full of shit with her happy marriage and probably sleeps in separate rooms than her husband – on some Mariah Carey shit – but they are pulling a great lie, a great scam, it’s working – and she gets to pretend to work – which for a Mexican who has never worked is a big deal..she’s got an office and she takes meetings – when not at the gym maintainging this body – or filming her next movie…

The fact is…she looks good….

Here are screenshots….