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2016

24

Jun

Hilary Duff Strong Legs of the Day

Hilary Duff has pretty strong legs..strong legs most of her fans would love wrapped around their neck, being choked out as she rides their face, because seeing her fuck hole where the baby was shat out of excites them – because Hilary Duff fans are weird…

I think they are a little terrifying like Serena Williams but functional when her husband has his pro Hockey Team haze her to build moral…she can kick back harder and harder..as they destroy her in what may be the only way she can come…famous people are weird…the money, the praise, all that other shit…just gets to their head..

I have a big of a strong leg fetish, alone with my pee fetish, it’s pretty recent..and I don’t know why I like a nice big toned leg, maybe it is because I know the girl can squat hard bouncing on m dick – or maybe it’s because she can start moving heaving objects around for me while I nap…either way…they are good, even if they aren’t that good…

She posed a see through enough dress on social media for you to masturbate to..

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

24

Jun

Erin Heatherton Demonstrates Why Victoria’s Secret Fired her of the Day

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Life.

Happens…or happened…

There was a time when Erin Heatherton was fucking Leonardo DiCaprio…..That was the peak of her existence, but like most people, she probably had no idea it was going to end. She was a new face at Victoria’s Secret, she was being marketed by an A-Lister everyone wants to fuck, especially models – because his co-sign is the only co-sign…but then she got fired, feel off the map, went into a deep cookies and ice cream depression that she clearly at herself out of….the pressure of being a starving model fucks metabolisms…but luckily she’s in an era where fat models can exist, if anything they are all the fucking celebrated – by everyone but the person paying for their dinner!

Remember the good times…

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Posted in:Erin Heatherton|SFW

2016

24

Jun

Ugly Betty – Still Ugly of the DAy

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This just in….Ugly Betty….is Still Ugly….and she’s wearing a bikini…but still ugly…but in a bikini…so I’ll look…it comes with having no standards..and loving all women – even the worst women to look at…my instinct is to try to walk in and finger bang her when she’s drunk at a college frat party and claim she wanted it because she’s ugly and wants all male attention that comes her way because it is so rare!! #RapeCulture.

Jokes. Jokes…From what I remember from the weird indy film she was in, she’s actually a good actress and she is from an era where you had to be good to get a show of your own, especially when you were ugly, so ugly that you marketed yourself as ugly and owned being ugly, when there was no such thing as being body positive…something I hate…you plus sized models and your breeding confidence in women who shouldn’t be confident…

I fucking love bikinis on any monster, but even more when it is on unassuming, called herself ugly for a lot of money, embraced it so that she can run off an be on a beach – because her bank account allows it!

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Posted in:SFW|Ugly Betty

2016

24

Jun

Rita Ora Titty Party of the Day

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Rita Ora’s above picture is her promoting some bootleg netflix type device – because netflix isn’t the end all be all of streaming and Rita Ora is down to make any and all money she can because her singing career isn’t paying the fucking bills – but her tits are doing okay for her, they’ve got her at the right table, they’ve got her followers and followers means she can monetize…

She’ll never be the Next Rihanna like she tried to be, but at least she can use her tits at events…everywhere to survive and pull off this American Dream…

She does it for an independent UK…where this titties are from…

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

24

Jun

Sophia Bush in Jeans of the Day

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Here’s some Sophia Bush not showing her bush for the Sophia Bush fans who I assume are still people reading these kinds of sites – that existed when Sophia Bush was relevant and on a nerdy show nerds fucking loved – because I know the hot young kids of social media aren’t checking in here to read my amazing commentary about a mom aged mom in high waisted jeans looking like a mom in high waisted jeans….

Sometimes I like to give the people what they want…and what they need…to live a better life…because I am compassionate even if I think you’re the fucking worst…

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Posted in:SFW|Sophia Bush

2016

24

Jun

Cami Morrone Big Titty Grab of the Day

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Her name is CAMI MORRONE , sounds like a stripper name to me.

She’s some privileged twat, who I am assume is from LA and has rich parents, in Vanessa Hudgens circle of friends…because Vanessa Hudgens doesn’t hang with normals, she’s above that…she was on a Disney show motherfucker, she’s exclusive…and she also released nude pics when she was underage…daring…

Cami Morrone’s got a hot body, she’s a low level aspiring model, she’s got big tits, a hard nipple, and is showing her ass and she hangs with famous people…sounds like she’s too good to be true…but unfortunately her hustle is more cheesy catalog pics….not sex tapes…

Posted in:Cami Morrone|SFW

2016

24

Jun

Kardashians To Distract from the REAL News of Day

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I am sure you’ve been hearing a few things on the news about the UK separation from the EU, because everyone is freaking the fuck out, even though nothing will really change and the UK has been an empire that ruled the world for fucking ever and UNIONS in and of themselves kill business and economy…it’s not like the EU is going to go to war with the UK, or not let UK people into EUROPE, or even trade or do banking in the UK…it’s not that big of a deal..plus why carry the burden of mismanged countries on your back, you got your own shit to deal with….

When people don’t realize what’s actually important…the VAPID hooker /stripper / sluts who make stupid money called the Kardashian Jenners who put up pictures of their mangled, jacked up faces / body / photoshopped everything…because they are disgusting pigs and America fucking loved disgusting pig…

We should focus on who they fuck, what they fuck, if they have testicles, how much their weigh, why they are important, as they cash the fuck in..

It’s WAY more important that the EURO economy crashing..

We all know the only thing that really matters is which Kardashian genitals are exposed today….

Here’s KIM and her CLONE Kylie….one white, one Armenian, both Spray Tanned..freaks…and not in a good way…

Here’s Kendall – the WHITE one – who is AVERAGE looking at best, doing a campaign for Estee Lauder….that looks more like a high school project, but that’s impossible – she dropped out of High School for this spokesmodel whore life…

Seriously – this is who Estee Lauder felt was the face of the make-up brand…I remember when models were iconic not bootleg but good marketers on social media..

Here’s Bruce Jenner import car Marketing….

Posted in:Kardashians|SFW

2016

24

Jun

Cavs Fan Eats Horse Shit….and Other Videos of the DAy

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Baseball Batting Bikini Slut

Don’t Play With Lighter when Fueling Car

Inmates Attacking Jail Guards

Idiot Tries to Incriminate Police in the Dumbest Way

Cameraman Gets Smoked Out

Woman Tackles Snake

Robber of the DAy

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

24

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So when the European Union and economy was collapsing over in the UK…something I know nothing about, other than the hot young UK girls on my facebook are pretty pissed….

I witnessed a collapse of my own at some really low quality stripclub, where one of the drunk girls who just finished her stage show, which was more of her holding onto the pole as to not fall over…while jiggling akwardly..stumbled over to me..asked if I had 200 dollars to fuck her in the back room and when I said no, sloppy 50 year olds missing a tooth with dead eyes who can’t walk are hot and all – but I didn’t really want to put my dick in it…..freaked the fuck out, she took off her 90s fuck me boot she obviously found in the garbage…threw it against the wall then stormed through the place pushing every chair open as she scremed…

I liked the passion..

Here are some morning links…

Girls who are Wet
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Demi Lovato VS Celebrity Culture….and She’s Right!
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Gwyneth Paltrow on British Politics..in a Red Pant Suit…Let’s Hope This Isn’t A Trend…
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How To Get a Guy to End his Phone Conversation
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61 Wing Suits Fly Together
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Blac Chyna Cleavage
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Sara Underwood is Wild and Naked in Nature
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Anton Yelchin’s Death Trippers a Class Action Lawsuit
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2016

23

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with cheering on girls running the track in short shorts – when you’re not running the track – but rather laying on the track with your mouth open and tongue out – acting as the finish line – when you’re not asked to be the finish line – is that no one will respect your effort….

The problem with watching girls doing planks in the park is that I know 3-5 girls who have legit orgasms when they plank…and I figure a lot more girls / all girls except the weird ones who can’t orgasm – cum when planking…because when I stop and try to stare in their eyes and say “you like that don’t you” like the romantic I am…they don’t know I know what’s happening in their panties..

The problem with women wearing sheer skirts that I can see their full thong ass in the grocery store…is that I will end up buying whatever it is they are buying so that I can stick as close as possible to them…and now I have 14 dollars of truffle oil..to put on my 2 dollar frozen pizza…even when I’m not fucking the girl….I’m blowing money on the girl…THONGED ASSSES IN PUBLIC ALWAYS WIN…

Here are some stepLINKS….I know I am amazing and underrated – thanks!

Girls Who ARen’t in Bras – WHAT TITS! TITS!
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Blake Lively – PERM
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Fall Out Boy’s Ghostbuster Theme is Terrifying
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Sara Sampaio in a Bikini
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Whores of the DAy
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Roided Trump Supporter
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Did you ever try weed by sticking it up your ass? IT WORKS!
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Blake Lively Pregnant Nipples
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Victoria Silvstedt Panty Upskirt
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Selena GOmez – Butt Shot
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Led Zeppeln DIdn’t Rip Off Stairway to Heaven
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Katherine Heigl is Pregnant and No One Cares
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Dave Grohl Says Taylor Swift Saved Him…
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Apparently Taylor Swift Has a Kim K Dis Track
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Selena Gomez in a Car
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Kylie Jenner – Nipple
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13 Year Old Buys Gun
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How to Park Porsche in Vancouver
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Elle Fanning in a Dress
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Chris Brown Beat Up His Manager
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Michael Jackson’s Porn Collection is Insane
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Rihanna is Hot in Concert Because She’s Hot
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Lohan’s Busted Face
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Photoshopped Fatty of the DAY
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Careless Driver!
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Slutty Sunglasses
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Salma Hayek in Tiger Print
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The New Ghostbusters Song is Out….By Fall Out Boy
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Jennifer Garner’s Hard NIpples – Why—Who Knows
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What Did Lohan Do to Her Face
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Candice Swanepoel Naked
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girls in Sunglasses
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Handmade Amusement Park –
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Weird Pregnancy Pics
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Spread Assholes of the Day
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Webcam Chick of the Day
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BOOBLEX is the Wrestling Move of the Ages
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Crackhead Stabs Junky
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Dildos in Vagina
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Hidden Camera Changing…
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Hot Tits – Cheesy Shoot
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Greek Whore in Bikini
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Lacy Banghard Big Tits
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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