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2016

05

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

After yesterday – I realize that topless tanning is the best, especially when they apply the sunscreen to avoid titty skin cancer – and that Tinder girls pretending to be day traders of the financial sense – with pictures of them in their Mercedes – will offer you sex for 200 dollars because their day trading is actually escorting….it’s an expensive world out there and fucking 5 dudes a day for 200 a pop helps you afford it…obviously I didn’t go for it, my sex budget is in the 14 dollar range…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Hot Mirror Selfies
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Daisy Ridley Quit Instagram
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Corvette Meets Palm Tree
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Taylor Swift’s Paparazzi Walk
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Bud and Breakfast
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Lady Gaga – Midriff….
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The Never Ending Sara Underwood
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Amanda Knox Has a New Boyfriend
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I guess Modern Family is Finally Ending
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2016

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the DAy

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Today was a big day for me – I finally saw my first public topless tanning girl – so I did what had to be done and watched her the entire time, pretty much staring at her chubby tits, until she felt uncomfortable and put her shirt back on….because I ruin all good things….

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Hottest Girls at the Olympics
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras – Because Bras are Oppresive Tools of the Patriarchy
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Taylor Swift’s Sidewalk to Block the Paps is Hilarious
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100 Years of Swimwear in Body Paint
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Some Slut Named Melissa Lori in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts in Brazil for the Olympics
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Margot Robbie at the Suicide Squad Premiere
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Hope Solo Booed at the Olympics for Being a Zika Joker
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Equinox VS Ford Fusion
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Mariah Carey is a Plastic Looking Bitch
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Chris Farley Picking Up Girls at the Mall
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Some Whore and Her Big Fake Tits
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Slutty Pictures of Girls and Their Bikini Bottom Asses
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Dude Sees Mom First Time in 10 Years – Breaks Down
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Hot Chick Xenia Tchoumitcheva Ass….
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Sara Jean Underwood’s Naked Ass
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In Case You Missed it Cara Delevingne’s Nipple Detector
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Girls Wearing Sunglasses
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Dude Builds His Own Hydro Electric Dam
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Sarah Hyland Pokies
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Drunk Passenger on the Plane
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This Day in Murder History – Lizzie Borden
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China’s Elevated Bus is Insane
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Pokemon Theme Song Done By that Tedious Dude
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Rita Ora See Through
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Reese Witherspoon Ass in Leggings
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Star Size Comparison Video
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How To Legally Get Weed Delivered To Your Front Door…Click here
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Kevin James’ 27 Million Dollar Beach House
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Victoria Silvstedt’s Red Bikini
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BIG DICK OF THE DAY
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Things that Bounce
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Squirting on Stage..And a Dude Likes it Too Much
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Drunk Chick Breaks Car Windshield
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Hot Chick Gets Naked
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Hot Naked in the Woods
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Dad Parachutes with Baby
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Hot Cam Girl
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Fat White Guys Fighting on a Boat
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Some Chick’s Pussy
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Hot Racist Chick
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

04

Aug

Cara Delevingne in Panty Outfit of the DAy

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Cara Delevingne is mind fucking the world. She has already tricked the fashion industry into thinking she’s a model. Now she’s tricking the Hollywood industry into thinking she’s a fucking superstar actress. All while having a good time doing it as girls who mindfuck tend to do – since they are winning at life, making the money, being praised and not giving a fuck about the people like me who try to bring them down…for being hacks, bullshit,lies, brats from the right families who are un offensively quirky enough to secure invites to the right parties…

Well, she’s in Suicide Squad, a huge deal, a huge movie – and she is not going to let that opportunity go to waste, she is going to not let her laziness get in the way of all the work she’s put into herself all these years – bottom feeding and sucking up to the top – so when that movie hit, she hit up as many magazines as possible to get booked and it worked….

Her marketing is so aggressive that I even had a dream about her last night, which is weird, I don’t normally dream about anything, especially not Cara Delevingne…we were at a party and she kept pullling up her dress to show us that her pussy was OOOZING some weird mucus, until someone called a doctor…because the smell was unbearable…just a steady stream of pussy ooze…what does it all mean?…

Either way, she’s everywhere from panties at the premiere…. TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

TO Cara Delevingne is in the September Issue of Elle – who cares…

TO Cara Delvingne is Naked in September Issue of Esquire UK – Who Cares…

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2016

04

Aug

Bella Hadid Censored Topless Pic of the Day

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Here’s the cocktease picture preview of the fake model, fake rich kid tits to come…

Bella Hadid is on the cocktease – for Vogue or whatever magazine this is for – in a topless picture of Mert and Marcus – some of the biggest fashion photographers around – who shoot all the celebs..and I guess she’s come a long way from working the Organic smoothie shop in Malibu a few years ago – before her sister got instagram famous piggy backing on the Kardashians – allowing Bella to piggy back off her sister – where both can be models, even if they don’t necessarily deserve to be models, it’s what their model mom wanted for them – because it landed her a billionaire and a good life – so why not instil that whoring on her spawns…

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2016

04

Aug

Denise Richards Terrifying in a Bikini of the Day

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Denise Richards looked terrible, terrifying and terrified, like a deer in the headlights – the botox version…..

She’s a haggard ex prostitute who no one remembers being a prostitute but if you cross reference Charlie Sheen who hired her to be his wife a lot of years ago – and the girls he has fucked since and got AIDS from – it’s pretty apparent.

People used to get mad when I called her out for being a Heidi Fliess girl, I would get emails about it, really passionate dudes who felt she was a hot and real actress because of a threesome scene in one movie and some tail end work on Baywatch…two acting jobs that didn’t make her a lot of money or get her rich – two acting jobs that are suited for a whore…

Well, she still out whoring, skinny, zombie like, old, and disgusting…but I’d totally like to sniff her beat up ass hole and dangling pussy…

TO SEE THE reST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

04

Aug

Chanel Iman in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

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Chanel Iman, who you may know from masturbating to a Victoria’s Secret catalog while trying to relive the 90s, a decade Chanel Iman was born in, is some 22 year old top model, who has been in a lot of magazines and fashions shows, exploited for her BLACK / ASIAN genetics since she was 12, and now posing on the beach in the tropics – because she’s international…she’s not from Georgia anymore….thanks to her “Two Birds / One Stone ethnicity” to appease the lawyers at Victoria’s Secret and their affirmative action program…she’s made it…and all it took was looking good and being black in a world where advertisers need more black people so that they aren’t called racists even if that alone is a racist act….

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2016

04

Aug

Rita Ora – 1 Day – 3 Outfits of the Day

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This is a terrible version of 2 Girls 1 Cup..we call in 1 day, 3 outfits…where Rita Ora, no one’s favorite recording artist, because no one knows any songs she’s been in, but everyone knows her tits, because she’s all about showcasing them every chance she gets at all the trendy events she attends….with various dudes she fucks for opportunity to advance her career…

Well, now she’s on a TV show, so the paparazzi are out on the TV show, trying to get her as much coverage as possible, that’s what they are hired by the network to do….where she was able to get in three outfits for three scenes – because TV is all a fucking lie filmed in one day….

See Through T-Shirt

Citi Biking…..

Japanese School Girl / navy

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2016

04

Aug

Skinny As Fuck Zendaya Dances Like Taylor Swift Shits in a Bikini of the Day

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I know celebrity gossip and it makes me want to shoot myself in the dick, but luckily it is already dead. The last girl I paid to suck it told me it was pathetic, and I’m not even into that penis shaming, kick me in the dick, point and laugh at me kind of fetish…she was just angry that her life had come to that and I guess was unable to contain her distain for me rubbing my flacid penis head across her lips and and one point brushing it over her eyes….

So yes, I know celebrity gossip, I also know Best Western, a place I stay sometimes when I am trying to escape my hell life to replace it for a life of hotel luxury…of 80 dollars a night including breakfast and this bitch is the spokesmodel for the shit…

I also now that she’s a skinny as fuck, which I like, because the world is too fat – and is rumored to be Calvin Harris’ new girlfriend – because Taylor Swift is the fucking devil with a gaping pussy that eats up every man it encounters and destroys them like the tyrant she fucking is…

She’s twerking in a bikini…interesting.

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2016

04

Aug

Lara Stone Bikini for The Daily of the Day

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Lara Stone tried to sue me once. I talk about that all the time because it was what could have bene my big break, you know me VS her in the courtroom, up on some OJ simpson case…my big reveal as the worst celebrity blogger with the least amount of money representing myself saying “i found the honeymoon pics on tumblr”…and them saying “we didn’t give you the right to post them”…and me saying “Bitch you’re a titty model, you signed away the privacy of your tits trying to get famous”…..”oh and those pics weren’t even naked or sex, you were swimming off a boat, you fucking cunt”…to which the judge would rule in my favor and I’d get my own talk show…the next Judge Judy…or Mathis but less black…because that’s how going viral on the internet works, where as going viral when you’re Lara Stone happens in the castings she attended when just starting out.

She’s in The Daily and is less fat than she was when married, recently divorced because even her husband couldn’t tolerate this cunt…

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2016

04

Aug

Agent Provocateur Lingerie Campaign of the Day

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Agent Provocateur is arguably the hottest mall brand lingerie – because it is more expensive than Victoria’s Secret, has better design than Victoria’s Secret, and because it pretends to not be a mall brand – but rather something all the instagram sluts get their sugar daddy’s to buy to make them feel special about taking 12 loads on their face before the main dude pisses it off them clean on some DUBAI adventure – they all seem to go on….”well he bought a first class ticket for me”…..prostitutes are everywhere amongst us…like the zombie apocalypse predicted…they walk amongst us – taking their selfies and doing their shameless snapchats everywhere they go – thinking they are more important than they are…fucking rich guys to validate it…which has nothing to do with this shoot, but probably applies to the models in said shoot..

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