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2016

01

Aug

Lea Michele Strategic Nude for Women’s Health of the Day

Lea Michele is naked – but not showing anything – for Women’s Health – because I guess she didn’t want to pull out her dick and have the world know what I’ve always been saying…and that is that Lea Michele, thanks to her hard face and zero sex appeal to any heteroman had to be a man who dressed like a girl – and it worked thanks to marketing, brainwashing and her voice of an angel…it just made me laugh thinking that she was born with a penis – I am simple minded like that, and I really thought it was funny that the media was be able to sell her to the entertainment industry and as long as she was clean shaved – no one would have to know….and no one knows…

Well, Women’s Health has a different opinion of her, her hormone treatment, her new face, and her second life as a superstar actress now that she’s on a new show…but I think Women’s Health is the kind of magazine that’d put Bruce Jenner on the cover as Caitlin, but more importantly, if you were trying to trick the world into thinking a bitch is a bitch, wouldn’t Women’s Health be where you take it…

I mean I’m not an investigative journalist here….but no one I know has ever seen Lea Micehele’s pussy and until someone has proof…I’m sticking to my story….I got nothing better to do…being unemployed and pathetic and all..

These pics aren’t hot.

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2016

01

Aug

Charli XCX Nipple of the Day

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Charli XCX posted this crackhead mangled face big titty picture to her social media – because tits get hits….that’s been her marketing angle since she started and in the beginning it was pretty big tits but sloppy rest of her, but she’s taken the time to stop eating, possibly increase her cocaine intake, maybe even start to workout because she knows people dont’ want to see a half naked fat girl, unless it’s 3 am and all the bars are clothed and she’s eager to come back to your hotel room…while you out of town on vacation and it’s your only chance to stick your dick in something new and mysterious – while your wife and kids are back home…something that makes a disgusting girl far more interesting when you get the chance to fuck her….because when you’re single and don’t have a wife you love and married to crawl back into bed with like nothing happened..thinking “I got to fuck new pussy and it was big and hilarious”…..but when your fat sex isn’t behind your wife’s back and instead you crawl into bed alone wondering what you’ve done wrong in life and reflecting on how pathetic you are it can become depressing – but not as depressing as when you do what I did and marry said fat chick you should have left covered in your cum in the backseat of her car…that horrible night that defined the last 20 years of your life..

Point being, this girl milked her tits even when she was fat, so it makes sense she’d continue that behavior…by putting this out to instagram

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2016

01

Aug

Sarah McDaniel Naked for Treats! of the Day

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Sarah McDaniel has 500,000 INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS because instagram is a hub that anyone can be someone – if they post slutty enough pictures, buy followers and get naked for influential photographers…and once they get enough of an audience they can get a modeling agency, and the occassional skinny TEA or Protein campaign – and the whole thing is pretty fucking stupid…and exhausting….especailly since there are thousands of girls who are just as hot, if not hotter, doing it better.

It’s all fucking contrived, fake, bullshit, even their faces look clown like and old, but they keep doing it because maybe they’ll get their hit music video job – so that they can outshine all other internet models.

The whole thing is fucking dumb, it’s just fetish porn, of girls in nice setting guys want to fuck, and follow because other people follow them – viral in the worst way…

I probably just prefer the girls trying to pull off the Sarah mcDaniel, assuming anyone even knows who she is by name, or cares…because clearly the number of instagram followers a model has, doesn’t have anything to do with the amount of money she makes modelling, because girls who are working models, don’t bother self promoting themselves like a bunch of fucking attention seeking hookers, trying to get noticed by the one dude who has a wallet, they are too busy already making money….but she thinks they know and care…

I prefer all the fringe instagram models, are just doing that shit for free, to get followers, or likes, but aren’t having it work for them – so they still work as cashiers at Walmart…or the local Olive Garden…

This one’s too far gone to be awesome, but she’s naked in TREATS!

VIA TREATS!

Posted in:Sarah McDaniel

2016

01

Aug

Sandra Kubicka Naked for Treats! of the Day

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Sandra Kubicka is a fake model but I guess she doesn’t call herself a fake model because according to her instagram she’s bought a lot of fans – so she’s legit…

She’s Polish, but lives in Miami and has done zero campaigns, which makes me question what type of model she is…where is the money coming in, or is the money from people coming in…her…

You know typical hooker, not wanting to work a real job, showing the world how dumb they are supporting such trash that is obvioulsy over photoshopped garbage…

But she’s got an agency, so she must be real professional, you know not some kind of freelance hooker, but one with a company that says “we might as well sign her like her pimp in case a brand needs bullshit social media numbers”…

VIA TREATS!

Posted in:Sandra Kubicka

2016

01

Aug

Joanna Halpin Topless for Byrdie Mack of the Day

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Joanna Halpin has 275,000 instagram followers….on her INSTAGRAM because she’s really relevant, current, a celebrity in some ways, you know because her instagram – that was probably built off of slutty pics, nude pics, high concept nude pics, topless bikini pics, etc….but that she’s turned into a lifestyle account, with close ups of grapefruit…

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A photo posted by JOANNA HALPIN (@joannahalpin) on Jul 23, 2016 at 9:00am PDT

Because tits may get hits and followers, but they don’t get female followers and they don’t appeal to the fashion brands she wants to get paid by…

Seriously, 275,000 instagram followers and I’ve never heard of her….because you can buy 1,000,000 followers from India for 100 dollars.

The good news is that her tit pics still exist, and clearly still happen, even if she’s she swapped out her strategy to become a fashionable, design, travel and art “curator”…to make more money and to be more than just a whore, while being a whore.

Not so brilliant, but people buy into the bullshit, which is more reason to hate Social Media…it’s the fucking worst…

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2016

01

Aug

Sex in the Park and Other Videos of the Day

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Funeral Strippers

Drunk Lady VS the Police LADA

Terrifying – Guy Chops off a Random Woman’s Hands in Costa Rica

Boston Zoo Gorilla Attacks

Costco Shooting by an Off Duty Cop

Idiot Protestor Almost Kills Himself

Crossing the Street Fail

Woman Trying the Insurance Scam

Suit VS Corporate Fountain

Flash Robbery

Butt Implant Gone Wrong

Big Rig on Fire

Haitian Band Entertains

Big Booty Bait Prank of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

01

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am in a festival girl hangover, not because I go to music festivals, I’m not a faggot hippie with pain on my face dancing around topless or in costumes like that, especially not for shitty pop bands on the mainstage…but when the festival hits – the streets and bars get filled with so many girls in short fucking ass exposing shorts and their tits out – like an endless stream of those asses in shorts…with their tits out – enough to make a date rapist out of even the kindest man with good intentions – it’s just too much to take…

My favorite festival girl was the one with bruised legs from what must have been a festival gang bang, you know girls these days grow up looking up to porn chicks, and when was rolling around on the side of the street wasted, she kept lifting her dress and slapping her pussy….then she tackled her friend and slapped her pussy…before spending 10 minutes touching tongues with her….I would have filmed it – but I don’t have room on my phone and don’t believe in snapchat.

An experience that brought me hope and that reminded me that leaving the house leads to great memories I can jerk off to when I get home because they all find me too creepy to actually get naked for, they prefer just doing it for the streets…

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Huge Tits on a Monday
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Game of Thrones is Ending in 2008
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Bill Clinton Playing with Balloons
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Bai Ling in Ribbons
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Joe Jonas Wants to Kill Gigi Hadid
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Germany’s Most Dangerous Toy
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Apparently – Bruce Jenner is Dating a Young Black Man
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KGB AT THE DNC
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Upset Lady at the Salon
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Kanye’s Weird Song / Video
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Girls in Bed
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2016

29

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like people to think I only care about a woman’s tits, misogynistic Humor in this very sensitive time of woman president and new feminists is hilarious, they get so mad….but the truth is I genuinely care about a woman, what she has to say, her experience, her story, her fetishes, the strangest places she’s fucked, the strangest ways she’s been fucked, the strangest things she’s fucked herself with, how many times she mastuebated that day and whether or not she has an inny or outty vagina, but how outty, does it look like its tongue is stickin out or is it full meaty, or whether she has bush because I love bush…I fucking love bush…especially if she’s got great tits

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Slutty Instagram whores in Mirror Selfies because the World is Basic and Full of Thot-fullness
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Jean Claude Van Damme VS Australian Interviews
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Pregnant Lohan – SMOKING AND DRINKING – I GUESS She’s Just Fat
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Kelly Rohrbach Butt Shot
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Lohan Swimsuit!!
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Wet Bitches
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Taylor Swift – Holding Hands
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Pretty Little Liar Chick VS Taylor Swift
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Ola Jordan See Through
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James Cameron’s Not Reality TV – Climate Change Video Featuring Arnold
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Natalie Portman Short Porn
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Miss Florida Stripped…
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McKayla Maroney – Boring at an Event
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Cara Delevingne is Playing Some Stupid Late Night Show Game….
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Gigi Hadid – Lokkin Hot
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Joe Jonas Plays Fuck / Marry Kill
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Margot Robbie – Promo Tour
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Katy Perry at the DNC
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Making Pizza with Hydraulic Press
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Rihanna Legs
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Victoria Justice Looks Like a Cunt on Set
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Leopard in an Indian Village…
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Jennifer Metcalfe Rear of the Year Award Winner
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Kanye Taking Slutty Pics of Kim in Harper’s Bazaar is Depressing
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No Hands Magician….Fools Penn & Teller
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Jessica Biel Spending that Timberlake Money
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The Accountant Trailer….
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Lori Loughlin 52nd Birthday
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Andy from Conan Visits Guillermo Del TOro’s House
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Pornstar Gives 5 Exercises to be a Beast in Bed
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Man Face Lea Michele Still Has Tits
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Sara Underwood Whore Tits…
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Kickboxer Trailer
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Charlotte McKinney Huge Tits in a Short Shorts with a Creeper who Owns Guess? and Loves Pussy
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Inside the Tesla Factory….
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The Willis Sisters Slutty
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Samantha Fox on Celebrity Big Brother
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Slutty Things that Bounce
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Stripper Hates Fake Money
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Big Black Tits…
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Inmate Escaped from for a Smoke
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Naked Porn Chick
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Big Tits Bouncing!!
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Drunk Blonde
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Hot Girl…
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Porsche Waterslide
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

29

Jul

Irina Shayk in Italy for Vogue of the Day

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Irina Shayk is the Russian spy den mother for the Sports Illustrated models, who taught them tactics she didn’t actually invent, but that she has mastered being a Russian who never wants to go back to that Russian life, and that is that if you’re hot enough – you can manipulate even the world’s biggest womanizer into committing himself to the prison that is her pussy…

She’s top tier, soulless, dark…like she’s seen some fucking rape in her life…manipulative and capable of pretending to enjoy sex enough to make the guys she’s fooling for information / money / the good life keep coming back – even when they can fuck anything they want.

She’s got a power, a spell, a creepiness, and I’m all about it…I never get too much of her, her communism and her escape from communism, with her high standards, masterful navigation of the media landscape…and tits..she’s got great tits…..I am a fan..

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2016

29

Jul

Natalie Portman in Shorts of the Day

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I wonder how many obese nerds living in a shitty one bedroom apartment filled with Star Wars toys died jerking off to Natalie Portman’s paparazzi pics in shorts…because I know at least one did…because I know Natalie Portman should be referred to as Natalie Porn-For a man who really likes Star Wars due to his Aspergers…not to mention she’s a good little Israeli girl from the promised land who doesn’t look as good as most Israeli girls from the Promised land…you know not like that Chelsea Clinton Jewish face despite pretending to not be Jewish for her parents’ political career….that so many Jewish guys are forced to marry to keep the Jewish DNA in circulation – because having a non Jewish baby is very against everything they’ve been raised to believe…

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