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2016

29

Jul

Man Fucks a Car and Other Videos of the Day

Man VS Woman at the Salon – With a Hilarious Canadian Accent…

Idiot on the Sidewalk Picks Up Girl and Falls on his Face

Elephant Throws Rock – Kills Girl

Wing Suit Pilot Hits a Target

Girl With Long Tongue – We Call Her PUG MOUTH

Snake Bites Dog Dick

Humvee Delivery

Don’t Watch this Video – of a Guy Killing Himself on a Train – Nice Way to Traumatize Everyone for Life…

Dude in Romania – Had Fight with Girlfriend – Jumped In Front of Car

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2016

29

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As a champion to women, especially the ones I sext with, I’ve decided to take on a new kind of social justice warrioring where that when they start complaining about being hungry, I convince them to give me their address to order them food, and normally girls who talk to me are pretty broke and broken and hungry…real hungry… so they eventually give in and then I show up with three dudes, tie her up and teach her not to give her addresss to strangers from the Internet. Disposing the body is always the worst part. But it’s worth it to teach the valuable lesson of don’t give your address to strangers from the Internet. I know – I shouldn’t brag about my good deeds. This shameless, disgusting and makes it seem like my intentions are for praise not for good, oh and I don’t want to incriminate myself….

Top Cosplay from Comic Con
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Cara Delevigne Tells a Bullshit Story About Taylor Swift’s Party Not Being a Coke Filled Orgy
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Taylor Swift in White Pants – Hope She Gets Her Period Like it was White Pants in Jr High
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You Need to Watch the Dude from Home Alone’s Insane Youtube Video Catchign a Spider
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Two Sluts in Jean Shorts
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Jojo Was Forced to Starve herself
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Kanye Loves naked Kim Kardashian
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The Flaw in Batman V Superman – Which You’d think was Batman V Superman
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Lame Nerd Pics of Superman Bullshit
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2016

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I decided to get out of bed today – I normally don’t – why would I – the world is a cold dark place filled with really gross fleshy humans that are all the same robot striving for the same nonsense – when I can just stay in bed….but today I got up and decided to reward myself with a popsicle…there is just something liberating about sucking on a icy sweet treat like eating a sloppy fleshy pussy in public while people look on in disgust – I think I really understood how Rosa Park felt when they let her on that bus…..how the Jewish people felt when the German’s lost the war and their camp gates raised for them to walk out family and possessionless….it was really connecting with the human experience for 4-5 minutes…but I was far more interested in the three twenty year old girls in bikinis tanning – also eating popsicles…like thy were putting on a show exclusvie to me – which is the creepy that would have led to molesting – which is referred to as rape thanks to new fame feminism – that doesn’t happen when you don’t leave the house…

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Girls on their Knees
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Kanye Kongratulates Kim Kardashian
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Julianne Hough Abs
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Mother and Daughter Mangled Faces
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Justin Theroux’s MK Olsen Pic
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Girls Not Wearing Bras
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16th Century Painting’s Skull illusion
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Sara Jean Underwood Never Quits
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Sophie Simmons Fat in a Sheer TOP
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Kanye West Loves When Kim Kardashian Posts Naked
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Melania Trump Topless Mural
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Ola Jordan See Through
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People Struggle in Lane
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Margot Robbie as Margot Robbie as Harley QUinn
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Jessica Hayes Slutty UK..
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Heath Ledgers Dad Says Death His Own Fault
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Jenna Dewan See Through
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Hot Japanese Slut
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Woman Puts 100 Layers of Make-up on
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Naya Rivera and Other Hookers at SOme Parkinson’s event
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Some Lingerie Model Slut Named Romee
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Is Lohan Pregnant or Not..
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Lifetime Remaking Beaches
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ford on for accident
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6 Dark Movies You’ll Never Watch the Same Knowing Their Origin (clickbait)
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Sneaky Masturbating
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Best Selfie Ever – Who Is this Girl….
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Drunk Bastard
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Vag vs Vibe
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Naked Slut
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Some chick with tits
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Drunk Uber Passenger
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

28

Jul

Gigi Hadid Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Gigi Hadid gets it…she knows that if you want to be a model – you can’t be fat –

When you come from a vapid, rich, superficial, pretentious family that encourages you to be a model because it’s a good life where you can secure some male attention your dad never gave you – while allowing you to travel and see the world instead of going to college and actually working a real jobs – because why work when you don’t have to….and get paid more standing around half naked for brands..

She knows what’s important…being skinny…

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2016

28

Jul

Snooki Terrible Music Video of the Day

Snooki is someone no one remembers…at least I hope no one remembers her – but I just saw that she’s got youtube channel…and I refuse to watch anything else she’s done…

I like Disgusting and whorish…but not famous for being disgusting and whorish and I like shameless and disgusting and whorish to get money…but not when it works out like this…I like the whores trying to get there not having been there and trying to retain it…even though this is the American Dream of being a haggard duck faced stripper with some level of celebrity…

I can’t believe these people exist, but they do and they are everywhere…

Here’s her behind the scenes video….I can’t believe this happened or people like B_Capp are using her to market their sad pathetic selves..

You’d think this would be more of a “kill yourself” situation, not keep on going…you talentless hack who has an ego and no class that won’t allow her to shut the fuck up and not be trash..

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2016

28

Jul

Ilona Novacek for Treats! of the Day

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Her name is Ilona Novacek, she’s some hot slutty Australian who gets naked in photoshoots – becasue she’s an artist and not an egotistical, narcissist slut who probably masturbates to pictures of herself, because she feels so fucking hot…especially when TREATS magazine recruits her to do their sugar baby catalog for rich LA men….that shit is powerful enough to make her a career like she was EM RAT COW…

I’ve never heard of Ilona Novacek…but that doesn’t mean she’s not worth looking at while naked for free – in a magazine – for hope – for dreams – I’m with her –

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2016

28

Jul

Kelly Rohrbach Ass Flash of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach, the new Baywatch girl of the future, who I don’t find all that hot…is flashing the Valet at some hotel a full ass shot..and I have no idea what this is about, but for some reason it’s a great concept, even good execution, there’s funny, there’s sexy, there’s paparazzi – masterfully orchestrated…but I just don’t find it hot…

Maybe I don’t find Kelly Rohrbach, who was some low level bikini model from Sports Illustrated swim, which I guess makes her not that low level, because SI Swim is the top of the bikini model charts, but is still low hanging fruit and most of their girls don’t make money – but they have that stamp of approval that makes all the instagram whoring worth your time and effort…it makes you way more special than other whores in bikinis…

In her case or storyline, she has already been one of the models Leonardo DiCaprio co-signed with his penis or at least by promoting to the world as his girlfriend, because he may be gay…and has a percentage of her earnings so he turned her over to his film producer friends, who cast her as Pam Anderson in the Baywatch remake no one needs to see because it’s going to suck and you can see all these bitches in bikinis without the storyline on the internet. It’s kinda what they do…

And now she’s onto other rich dudes, and I guess casual boring but should be exciting ass flashes, is part of her marketing program.

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Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach|SFW

2016

28

Jul

Mariah Carey for Complex of the Day

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Complex Magazine paid me every month for 8 years to link them – before they sold to Hearst Media….

They basically paid for the server of this site by paying me every month for 8 years to link them….

So in ways, it’s all COMPLEX’s fault that this site exists, so if you feel the need to sue me for calling you fat or making fun of your movie or ego – please direct all lawsuits their way – because since Complex Magazine stopped paying me – I’ve been forced to a life of drinking rubbing alcohol and eating discount potato chips from the dollar store…since no one else wants to support this mess I call home…bastards…

I guess they’d rather spend their money on really theatrical and weird masquerade photoshoots with Mariah Carey photoshopped into some kind of clown, or some kind of cartoon, but she’s always had a bit if a cartoon vibe to her…with that weird face…and big tits and craziness that only a billionaire could love and try to marry because it looks good on the portfolio of things they’ve stuck their dick in….you know on some Richie Richie – they have everything and always have because that’s how they were raised….unable to relate to other people – might as well lock in a super celebrity – it seems to make sense, especially after having dated that nobody sugarbaby Miranda Kerr…

I guess what I’m saying is that shoot’s not hot to me, but may be hot to you if you’re into 45 year old superstar “divas” from the 90s…when life was simpler for you….

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Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

28

Jul

Ashley Benson Sweaty Back of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking – Ashley Benson doesn’t have a thigh gap – despite being a celebrity who gets cast for very popular TV shows – and who has millions of followers…..what an absurd concept to an old timer like me – who depends on girls on TV, unless they play the average at best fat chick, who isn’t even FAT but is Hollywood fat, like Ashley Benson…but long gone are the days of that…

But at least she wears fitness gear like all kind of fat girls I see in public and question why they are in fitness gear because clearly they don’t workout but realize that it is because it’s the comfortable elasticity that allows movement and stretch….

You can tell that Benson is a Hollywood girl, all theatrical because she’s even gone so far as to add sweat stains that look like some kind of scream mask – because she’s terrifying…

At least she’s trying, in this era, trying half assed is more than most lazy people and gets a lot of praise….

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|SFW

2016

28

Jul

Lindsay Lohan’s Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is pregnant in a bikini, which is probably why she had her public outrage on the internet. She’s an abused girl from a broken home – who despite being rich and famous was broken as fuck – so even when she’s not hormonal she’s a crazy person – so when she is hormonal and probably not allowed to drink – she’s a super fucking crazy person – and what better way to announce your pregnancy to the world like having a public freak out, only to decompress in a bikini with your gunt hanging out as the fetus grows outwards….and the only concern for me isn’t how shitty this kid’s life will be with its terrible mother and rich as fuck father…I don’t care about that…plus it will probably die before it turns 5…that or shipped to Disney who have first right of refusal on her kid…

I am just concerned because it looks like her fiance beat her ass of of her…but I guess her milk filled tits will be fun though…

So here’s some Lohan in a bikini with her parasite / STD reveal far more fun then her Herpes reveal..

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