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2016

16

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I didn’t have a stroke having sex with a 21 year old as planned last night in my stepLINKS that just posted 2 minutes ago…so I guess I’m still here to update nonsense – unless it’s a slow bleed…which would be like me…you know…drag out this death from sex with the youth…because I’m not fit…and not even die on top of them to traumatize them for life – like I’d like to…

I guess I’ll have to traumatize them in other ways…

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Cute Girls…
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Ava Sambora – Bikini
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Taylor Swift Tonguing!
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Wife Plays a Trick on her Husband
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Arab Dad Makes his Daughter Dance
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Dog that Plays Fetch With Himself
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Jennifer Aniston Pregnant – Finally – At 100 Years Old
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Oscar Pistorious Walking Around on Stumps
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Bella Hadid Midriff
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Vigil Hijacked by Race Activists..
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2016

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with being an old fat out of shape impotent dude with a small penis – is that when you do finally get an erection for the 20 year old who lets you in her ass because it’s the only way she’ll feel anything – you end up pulling a muscle in your neck that sends a shooting pain down your spine and to your frontal lobe – your life flashing before your eyes – only to see red, thinking you just hand a blood clot or stroke – only realize she’s on her period and it squirt you in the eye…

I mean I guess that’s not a problem at all….

Here are some stepLINLS…

So Many Hot Asses – Not Enough Time
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Taylor Swift Has New Dick
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Charlie Sheen Opens Up About HIV
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The New Victoria’s Secret Model is Ethnic…
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Bella Thorne Had a Colonoscopy – Because She Lkes Anal
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Sean Penn almost Named His Son Steak
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Snowboarding in the Desert – is Amazing
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Girl Falls From Balcony Fish Tank…
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Some Big Ass Tittiies Spilling Out of Top
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Elle Fanning has a Bum….Lucky Girl…
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Lucy Lui Side Tit – Asian Side Tit – Asian’s have no Tits – So Asian Tits
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Khloe Kardashian – Has – Nipples
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Rat Cow Has Cleavage
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Nick Jonas Likes Being Spanked
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Nicole Scherzinger – in a Tight Dress…
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Taylor Swift is Writing New Music to Deal with her Hurt that she Staged for Money
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Aubrey O’Day and Paulie D – Tits
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Sophie Simmons Has Tits…
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Ashley James Sluts in Bikini
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2 Planes Landing at the same Time – Sychronized Plane Landings
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Claire Danes Takes a Job
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Hilary Duff and Her Strong Legs
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Elsa Hosk Has Legs
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One Legged American Ninja!
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Dark Hair – Light Eyes!
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Charlotte McKinney Crop Top with Some Big Tits
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Random Tuumblr Porn
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Butter Boobies
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Getting Naked to Dubstep….
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Sandy Summers Straps and Silver
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Guy and girl Fight a Cyclist
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Selfie Oral Sex
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Raped By Her Own Finger..
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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NEVER JERK OFF AGAIN
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2016

15

Jun

Marloes Horst for Marie Claire Italy of the Day

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In case you were wondering – Marloes Horst is amazing..

My favorite thing about Marloes Horst is that she reminds me of a simpler time – when our last names represented what we did for a living, I’m not sure what the RST stands for – but I know what HO means..

She’s being shot for Marie Claire by superstar photographer David Bellemere – and she’s fucking perfect…

I like what she’s giving me -even if she’s not giving me anything at all but giving it to other people where I hide in the bushes and watch…from my house, if you can even call this a house…what I’m saying is I’m the voyeur from a distance no one includes in anything – and that would make me cry – if I wasn’t staring at tit…

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Here are more of the pics – some will be the same – I am too lazy to cross reference

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2016

15

Jun

The Claire Danes Jog of the Day

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The great dane – Claire DAnes…

A Clare Danes jogging her boxy menopausal body – making a terrifying face….to make you feel better about yourself – or maybe it’ll make you feel worse knowing that she’s still out there trying when you threw in the towel back when My So Called Life got cancelled..or maybe this is that affirmation that she wasn’t hot then, isn’t hot now, but I bet she’s got the weirdest fucking fans…and I bet you are one of them..

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2016

15

Jun

Andreea Diaconu Music Video of the Day

Here’s a video of some model named Andreea Diaconu…who I guess appreciates the opportunity in Vogue so much that she allows them to make a mockery or fool of herself in public – dancing like a dancing Romanian monkey, only Romanian monkeys are actually trained bears that balance on balls at the traveling gypsy circus…I saw it in a documentary….

I like this video – because models in bikinis being silly – so innovative, so much better than models in shitty staged dramatic poses looking like assholes – who are actually being serious when really they seem like they are making a fucking joke – because their jobs are actually jokes…

It’s interesting to see what these whores will do for money…or at least exposure to get that money…gypsies…they crazy.

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2016

15

Jun

Gigi Hadid Legs for Shoes of the Day

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Gigi Hadid was cultivated by a model you’ve never heard of, unless you’re big in the 55 year old rich guy in LA scene, or someone who has been a victim of her trying to make you know who she is, because if she has her own career or the illusion of a career – she won’t look like a prostitute who passes on her prostituting to her kids – because it worked out so well for her – even though the kids don’t need money – thanks to trust funds….trust funds that don’t give them that sense of importance, relevance, or mass acceptance and praise…because money can buy shit -but millions of instagram – that shit is memories, validation and what really matters in this world…

Vapid cunts…all around us –

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2016

15

Jun

Hilary Duff Strong Legs of the Day

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Hilary Duff has legs….

Hilary Duff has legs….

She’s a sassy little bitch – sitting a big swollen peach pussy….that’s convenient to put all her money she made a decade ago inside of it…

She laid, got married and divorced and re-married – after shitting out a kid…I guess the bruises on her slutty thighs are a product of that COMING back to gether.

But these shorts make me think she’s got more life in her to give… more Hilary Duff to pollute the world with…and everytime I say her name I think…how fucking stupid of a last name is DUFF….especially when her big K-Mart brand was called “Stuff by Duff” when all you want to do, crazy fan is stuff her….but she doesn’t care about you. – it’s offensive…let’s lynch her like a closet case hits up gay clubs after a long day in the sun at Disney…

I guess what I am trying to say is her thick legs are less thick..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

15

Jun

Jenna Jameson Ass Implants Are TErrifying of the Day

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So…Jenna Jameson is still alive…

And it looks like she’s allowed her insanity manifest in totally reasonable ass implants….

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2016

15

Jun

Kim Kardashian Naked for GQ of the DAY

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I try to ignore the Karadashians, but every now and then, mainstream media do a photoshoot, if you can consider a photoshopped Kim Kardashian a photo, when it’s more of an artistic interpretation of Kim Kardashian…and I have to ask why…

I guess business is slowing down for Kim Kardashian during her pregnancy – she’s pregnant isn’t she? Or maybe this is her post pregnancy, I’ve never seen the show, I stopped following her bullshit when she released the sex tape that made me a lot of money, so thanks Kim, best business partner I’ve ever had….unfortunately..

She’s decided to release some naked enough images.. that probably took years to edit, but that she’ll pretend is her casual and 60 pounds lighter than she was when pregnant….

Thanks GQ for knowing exactly what GENTLEMAN want…because I don’t know one man who wants Kim Kardashian naked, not even Kanye, he’s more into using her to get men into him….

She obviously has this as part of some promo tour, she’s putting herself out there, naked enough, but we could argue that if they are of Kim Kardashian’s face they are naked enough – because this bitch is overexposed, and irritating…the fucking worst..

We can all agree that she is garbage, no one I know likes her…we all know it – yet people still like her – people still buy into her shit – and her social media / reality star contrived bullshit is a leader to a hopeless generation of half retards…

There’s no point to hate on her, she exists, and we allow it…but at least she still whores in all her success for some media hits to make some noise around herself, when regular porn bitches end up dead…

THE REAL QUESTION IS – IS GQ DESPERATE PUPPETS – OR AM I!

MONSTER!

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Here’s the video that didn’t go viral because no one cares!

More photoshoot photoshop

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2016

15

Jun

Ashley Graham Gunt Eats Bathings Suit and Everything Else in Some Offensive Body Positive Shoot of the Day

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Yes…we get it…own your fat…but I think shoving it down all of our throats is offensive.

We get it…fat girls can get naked and be half naked. We’ve all been there and know that some fat chicks are the loud ones flashing their tits at the bar. Not all are self-hating, reserved fat chicks, eating pints of ice cream with their cats..

We get it…some fat chicks own being fat chicks as they make you take them to the all you can eat buffet to down all the fucking cake their diabetes can handle before having a leg amputated..

We get it…some fat chicks like showing you how massive her shits are, or how bad her farts are…

We get it…there are bathing suits made for fat chicks, because fat chicks go to beaches even though they should go to temperate climates as to no strain their already strained hearts..

We get it….you can fit into any shower curtain that’s been cut into a trendy shape because brands know fat chicks is a huge market, so give them fat chicks fashion so they will buy you clothes..

But why this is celebrated, or empowering makes no sense to me, other than that people are scared to call a fat chick a pig, or an elephant, who should cover up – TAKE THIS BATH ROBE PLEASE…..people are scared to say “I fuck fat chicks at 3 am when no one else wants to show off their mouth skills, and trust me fat chicks have mouth skills, on my dick”…

Other fat chicks and BBW / BBQ fetishists, into the whole feeder things are celebrating what DOCTORS have told us all is high risk and nothing to celebrate….

But Graham can brag that she’s got no health issues, she can brag that we aren’t her doctor, she can also wear a damn bikini in private, but why would she do that…she’s making money…getting famous…good for egos that may make her lazy ass feel good enough to start eating smaller portions…because clearly, she’s been over served whether you want to admit it or not, whether you want to say the BMI obesity scale is wrong…I know, and you know, eat less and exercise means don’t be a fat bitch…

The funniest thing in this fat chick movement of fat chicks who hardly move – is that in the process of celebrating being able to gain weight while being healthy as they claim – to be a voice / face or body with a gunt that eats bathing suits because some fatty girls are shameless..is that they are shaming skinny girls, who are healthy and work out, for being skinny…in reverse bullying…in a world that makes zero fucking sense..

Yes, let everyone do what they want to do….which includes me thinking fat chicks in bathing suits is more a circus act of a better time then what should be a celebrated norm…but then again…I am a renaissance man.

That said, I fuck fat chicks…especially the big titty ones…but I am the worst scum of society…who doesn’t mind looking at their assholes…because I have no standards…but I don’t think society as a whole should follow my lead and have no standards…it’d make for a low of deadbeat garbage leeching off the system…who thinks “fat chicks really give good head, it must be their neck fat jiggle a skinny girl can’t do”…because that’s truth.

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