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2016

15

Jun

OMG…..Rita Ora Has Nipples….of the Day

If you’re wondering who or what Rita Ora is or where and why she exists…she’s made a point of sending out this reminder to the world…in “I have tits, tits with nipples, tits with nipples that producers and executives fucking love, tits with nipples that DJs and producers and even a Kardashian loved, tits with nipples that want to be Rihanna so bad – they pretend to be Rihanna but aren’t Rihanna, despite being tits that are better than Rihanna’s because tits may make a girl who has nothing to offer but tits don’t just make a girl, there are many great tits out there that we like to look at but that are just great tits, not all great tits are superstars…even if their tits in and of themselves are..”…

I don’t know why I find Rita Ora a bottom feeder, but I wouldn’t mind feeding off her bottom…probably high in nutrients…

TO SEE SOME OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

15

Jun

Rose Bertram Has Big Tits for Esquire of the Day

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Rose Bertram is a model I haven’t really heard of, I saw her in Sports Illustrated last year, but I hate Sports Illustreated swim and thought “shit, they found a good one, that girl is the fucking future, her face is so unique, ethnic, foreign, exotic, and lovely as fuck and by lovely as fuck I mean busty as fuck – I mean fuck…

I am all for these busty models – ideally skinny busty models getting famous for being busty because thanks to hormones in the food – boobs are making that comeback and they don’t always come with obesity – but they can make your obesity cum…because tits…

She’s great – Esquire’s marketing / styling / using Esquire branded bathing suits in the worst shoot ever – isn’t great…they could have done anything, but chose this…weird.

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2016

15

Jun

Joanna Krupa Topless on Social Media for President of the Day

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Since America is all about making reality stars the President of the USA because America media thought it was funny and garnered views for America to think – hey the government is full of shit this will add some excitement to the mix…or maybe they are idiots who don’t really understand that Trump is just saying whatever he thinks the morons want to hear…like the white trash, trailer park living, rednecks, who may or may not be you, who has weird American values thanks to Christianity and lack of education / intelligence or culture…who doesn’t realize that the shit he says is to pander to the idiots – like how BORAT went to the RODEO where people booed him until he said “SUPPORT OUR TROOPS” to which they all cheered him – it was a great American moment brought to you by British Jew pretending to be an Arab, to make fun of all you idiots…

The good news is that I’m not American and I don’t follow Politics, and I am not saying I’d be into the other party if I was American, or that I’d even vote since I think it’s all puppetry…

I am just saying that I’m amazed Trump hasn’t been assassinated yet, even as an inside job, they’ve done it before with other leaders…and activists…

I am just saying that if any reality star should be President it should be Joanna Krupa, the Polish born model – who milked being Polish – despite being raised in America after escaping Poland back in the communist 70s….you see she’s old…who defied all odds of middle class with a set of great tits to get into Men’s magazines…only to pre-40 end up on Dancing with the Stars…opening up doors for her – thanks to her struggles of her fake tits…creating a 5-6 year reality TV stint..that has concluded with topless pics…

She’s just as qualified as all the other puppets…

So Make America Great Again with topless 40 year old Realty Star Glamour models born in Poland…or she’ll try doing it herself…because she’s the only one who cares abotu her…

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW

2016

15

Jun

Aymeline Valade TITTY MODEL of the Day

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We live in a world where we don’t have a shortage of tits…

This is Aymeline Valade…she’s from France, she was in a movie once, so she’s more than just a model, that movie was called Saint Laurent, about Yves Saint Laurent, where she played a model…she’s got so much depth…depth in the form of a willingness to get naked or topless because this is 2016 and like 1969 before it, tits are a sign of liberation in an era where women have equal rights but still like showing tits..

Not to mention she’s france, so this is her wearing a shirt / bathing suit / I love her.

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2016

15

Jun

Just a Bikini Babe Tripping the Fuck Out…and Other Videos of the Day

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Vermont Man Threatens Skateboarders – I Think It is Bernie Sanders…

Husband is Pretty Mad at Wife…

Drunk Guy Gets Tazed

Landlord Took Away Staircase of Dude Who Didn’t Pay Rent

Dog – Plays Fetch with Himself

Drunk Russian…

Porch Pirate – not Porch Monkey – Steals box of Dog Shit

Mother and Kid – VS Car

The Man who Wants All Men To Die

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

15

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My sexting autocorrect fail – was telling a girl offering to eat carrot cake out of my ass that I need to “I’ll Pencil her in”…because I am sophisticated and own a pencil in this penciless world…but my phone said ” I’ll penicillin”…so now she thinks I have VD…that’s what happens when you sext an over-30.

Because young girls, under 25, know nothing more about the clap than anyone, they just think it’s normal and a pussy cold and would likely fuck you even if you told them you had Chlamydia because they know they’ll get it later that month anyway..

The world we live in – is more complex than homophobes killing his gay friends he sent dick pics to….and alligator’s eating kids…where low level celebs are shot signing autographs…but that’s not quite the world. That’s Orlando…Boom.

Here are some morning links…you queers.

Fit Girls in the Sun
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The Best Mug Shot of the Year
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The Fastest Mochi Maker in Japan
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Katie Holmes Looks Like Katie Holmes While Playing Jackie O
CLICK HERE

German Guys in the Smallest Elevator
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Kylie Jenner Nipples
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Lady Gaga Crying for the Orlando Shooting…
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Keke Palmer Has the Worst Tattoo
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Rebecca Hall in an Orange Bikini
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Dude Singing at his High School Grad – Brings House Down…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

14

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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You haven’t been robbed of your life, I mean other than by yourself, because that’s how it works when you’re an apathetic loser with no real interest in living a great life…so I’m hear to coach you with my even MORE pathetic, apathetic, pathetic existence on ways to make things better. From not caring, to looking at tits, to really getting in with what’s good for you – like watching my damn snapchat – a dream snapchat because I like to get Phoebe Price and Ana Braga on it – which is legendary in the weirdest way….

FOLLOW MY SNAPCHAT for more…shit happens randomly…legendary…the future – unfortunately.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hot Girls on Her Knees
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Cat Pushes Cat in the Pool
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Claudia Romani – in a Bikini
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John Oliver on Retirement Plans…
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Leo DiCaprio – Bangs This New Hole
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Kim Kardashian Has Big Tits…
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This Halsey Chick Performs in her Underwear and Has a Fat Asss- So Hip
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Camila ALves Huge Ass
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Girl Commits Suicide After Video of Her Showering Goes Viral
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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers in a Car with a Faggot…
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Stodden tits is amazing
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Anderson Cooper – Breakdown
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Big Tit Model in Esquire
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How to Take Your Phots to the Next Level….
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Jay Leno as a Valet…
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Molly Sims – in a Shiny Dress
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Elle Fannning Graduates
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Guy Throws Spoon at Cup for a Whole Year
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Nina Agdal Ass in Leggings…
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Kate Bosworth Will Never Give Up Ketchup
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Ava Sambora Nipples
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Alexa Chung Pokies
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Khloe Kardashian – Nipples – I Refuse to Post
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Chunky Ariel Winter
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High School Student is a Superhero
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Hot Random TUmblr Porn
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Naked Girls Take a Bath
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Amateur of the Day
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Slutty Bathing Suit
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ADvanced Stretches
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Another Flexible Slut
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Girls in Sheer Clothing
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

14

Jun

Bella Thorne Butt Shot of the DAy

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Bella Throne the 40 year old who pretended to be a 17 year old, to spend 3 months before her 18th birthday maximizing the perverts who like the on the verge of legal barely legals, just on the wrong side of legal, because it is exciting but close enough to legal so that it’s not overly creepy – in a “she’ll be 18 in 30 days, not much changes in 30 days”…and you’re right, in 30 days, you’ll still be the same basic fucking pervert…

That said…she’s taken that attention she got at 17 turning 18 despite being 40…and she fucking rode it hard…strategically…not slutty…just “here’s my panties, because…”…kind of shit…and here’s her panties just because she’s fit as fuck…got a great body…and is a redhead which means a sexual deviant…possibly not really a human…with her super strength…

TO SEE SOME OF HER LEGS CLICK HERE

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2016

14

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Not Done Modeling of the Day

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I guess when you’ve made it from your little Dutch village to the pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog, before being fired, you’ve had a taste of the good life and even though the brand threw you away, doesn’t mean you’ll throw it away….

Even if you’re rich, famous, have a rich and famous husband, a couple kids to tend to…you still keep up the modeling, becuase it’s the only thing you know, that matters, and why give it all up – even though your main client doesn’t want you…someone else out there will eat out of the dumpster pussy that is Doutzen Kroes…

She’s making moves, still looks good, not letting her failures define her – as she counts all her money being someone you all want to fuck…because when she loses, she’s still winning compared to all of you losers..

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|SFW

2016

14

Jun

Ava Sambora Looks Good in a Bikini of the Day

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Ava Sambora is a young, cute, California girl with a Heather Locklear mom and a rockstar dad, which means she’s like a Kate Hudson, who doesn’t need to work, has access to everything and anything she wants, but all she really wants is a legit career or to be celebrated for being her own person, instead of just taking your free money from her parents….

So she could use that trust fund or allowance to travel the world and have a good time…I mean her dad’s in fucking Bon Jovi, dude’s got serious money…but I guess her mom raised her to use that body – to get that attention – to find an earner of her own – because she can….

Maybe Richie Sambora’s got a handful of kids to spread his wealth to – via groupies around the world…leaving Ava forced to fend for herself in this scary social media run world…the only place a girl really matters…

But what makes no sense, is that she’s keeping things bootleg, she decided to shoot with a company known for being an “escort” agency from people in the know. A paparazzi agency that “helps” make immigrant whores seem legit, instead of working with a real agency for a real brand.

It makes no sense to me, but her young, fit ass, makes that confusion all seem to make sense..and everything is ok…even more than ok….perfect…amazing…round…just cheesy as fuck….

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ava Sambora|SFW