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Kim Kardashian’s Close Up Bikini Body of the Day

Britney Spears Recycles Titty Grabbing Bikini Video of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown is a Wife on her Knees of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s Nipples Out in a Dress of the Day

Mandy Rose Butthole of the Day

2016

Jun

Doutzen Kroes Not Done Modeling of the Day

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I guess when you’ve made it from your little Dutch village to the pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog, before being fired, you’ve had a taste of the good life and even though the brand threw you away, doesn’t mean you’ll throw it away….

Even if you’re rich, famous, have a rich and famous husband, a couple kids to tend to…you still keep up the modeling, becuase it’s the only thing you know, that matters, and why give it all up – even though your main client doesn’t want you…someone else out there will eat out of the dumpster pussy that is Doutzen Kroes…

She’s making moves, still looks good, not letting her failures define her – as she counts all her money being someone you all want to fuck…because when she loses, she’s still winning compared to all of you losers..

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2016

Jun

Ava Sambora Looks Good in a Bikini of the Day

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Ava Sambora is a young, cute, California girl with a Heather Locklear mom and a rockstar dad, which means she’s like a Kate Hudson, who doesn’t need to work, has access to everything and anything she wants, but all she really wants is a legit career or to be celebrated for being her own person, instead of just taking your free money from her parents….

So she could use that trust fund or allowance to travel the world and have a good time…I mean her dad’s in fucking Bon Jovi, dude’s got serious money…but I guess her mom raised her to use that body – to get that attention – to find an earner of her own – because she can….

Maybe Richie Sambora’s got a handful of kids to spread his wealth to – via groupies around the world…leaving Ava forced to fend for herself in this scary social media run world…the only place a girl really matters…

But what makes no sense, is that she’s keeping things bootleg, she decided to shoot with a company known for being an “escort” agency from people in the know. A paparazzi agency that “helps” make immigrant whores seem legit, instead of working with a real agency for a real brand.

It makes no sense to me, but her young, fit ass, makes that confusion all seem to make sense..and everything is ok…even more than ok….perfect…amazing…round…just cheesy as fuck….

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2016

Jun

Bianca Balti Naked in GQ Italy of the Day

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Bianca Balti is amazing…for a 32 year old – i repeat OLD model you may know from doing some Victoria’s Secret modeling…

She’s the kind of girl you look at and think, “I’d get her pregnant”….but unfortunately, sperm already made its way to her UTERUS before you ever could…so you could just imagine being the stepfather to her already exisitng kid….that probably has a rich dad, models aren’t dumb, maximize opportunity when it comes your way….gettin’ paid…get paid….make sure you keeping getting paid…even if you have to use the uterus for that..

I guess the only interesting thing in this is that GQ, a mainstream men’s magazine owned by Conde Nast, a big mainstream private company, posts tits, at least in their European market…and Playboy, a porn magazine that intellectualized porn, but is still porn doesn’t…because as I know, and I guess they know…if you start out mainstream and show tits, it’s ok, but if you show tits and try to go mainstream, you gotta stop showing tit…and really, there’s no need for further investigation of the tit…artistic because it’s black and white – that’s how you know…..

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2016

Jun

Magdalana Frackowiak for S Moda of the Day

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This is a model named Magdalena Frackowiak who is Polish…but lives iN NYC as these Eastern Europeans who are well taken care of do…

I know someone who knew her when she was in NYC around the time she booked Victoria’s Secret and apparently she was a real cunt about it.

I don’t think she does Victoria’s Secret anymore, these girls think they’ve made it when they get it, but sometimes, the people at Victoria’s Secret have other ideas that involve trying out new pussy, because old pussy gets old, even if it’s not old..there’s just so many Foreign girls with work Visas they can get to suck their dicks for work.

As you know I prefer when my Eastern European girls are more sex worker, than high end sex worker that doesn’t know she’s a sex worker…you know mail order bride, not “you need to be a billionaire to ride, because I’m from Victoria’s Secret”…even though that’s old news…

Where as this S Moda shoot is her new news…great face, hot cleavage, my favorite picture is the plastic dress, it’s the kind of thing I’d make a girl wear to piss herself in…because I have a new found pee fetish…unrelated to Magdalena Frackowiak but since every pees…I guess it applies to her and every other girl out there….

At risk of sounding – RAPEY – watch out…I’m coming to a public bathroom with hidden cameras near you…

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2016

Jun

I am a Sugar Baby – Not a Prostitute of the DAy

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If you’re on the internet, you’ll know that every girl on social media who is living that charmed life is on some level of sugar baby program or another – because girls like gifts more than they like working – which makes sense in a world of lazy people looking for things to take pictures of – in efforts to have an interesting social media that will make them rich and famous – like they were Kylie Jenner, and for 1 in every 100 million whores…one breaks through to the mainstream to give the other ones hope….

I have friends who use Sugar baby sites, and have got blowjobs and sex with 20 year olds for a pair of fucking jeans…and in every city they visit – there are 1000s of sugar babies looking to fuck… this isn’t a plug for those sites, but they should have paid for this post – because I just endorsed their hooker ring…

I have other friends who hang with the girls who would never be on a sugar baby site – because they would feel cheap – yet they still only fuck billionaires – you know becuase stability…

I also remember a time when a Sugar Baby on Maury or Jerry Springer would brag about getting a free bucket of chicken…not whatever this girl is on – but I fucking love everything going on in this video…it’s amazing…

Sugar babies are materialistic, superfical, girlfriend experience, on call whores who fuck with married dudes for money – but yes, they aren’t escorts….they just like gifts and fancy things…being taken care off…so much they fuck the guys for them…but that’s not escorting….

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2016

Jun

Jean Campbell Hip for W Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know who or what Jean Campbell is, but she’s in W magazine, so I guess she’s an up and comer who probably has nude pics out there, but I am too lazy to dig into the internet to find her tits, she hasn’t seduced me enough to put in work.

I just like the vibe of this photoshoot, it’s hip and happeing, young and fresh, instagram filter colored like the kids are into, relevant, now…current, everything…life just happened for us…and Jean Campbell in a one piece was the embodiment of that…

I guess I like this because it feels like a happier time…in a happier suburban place…out of movie…where on the surface white trash was happy in their middle of the road life…while everyone was being raped…or doing the raping….in the back garden shed after football practice…or some shit..

Maybe that’s not why I like it at all…

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2016

Jun

Nude Model Tessa Kuragi of the Day

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I don’t know what this artsy bullshit is…but I know it’s got tits…and tits are the only kind of art I accept – because it’s the best excuse to get tits…so while all art is over inflated bullshit – lies based on marketing and art gallery scams…lies…but a good platform to get people, usually rich kids to label the way they waste their times, and more importantly to show their tits…

Her name is Tessa Kuragi and her INSTAGRAM has….this amazing picture…

A picture that this shoot doesn’t include…and that this shoot isn’t as insteresting as, but it does have the aggressive feminist looking Tessa Kuragi, who like so many other nude models showing tits, in wigs, tied up, spreading their vaginas because it is empowering to own their sexuality – because they are so edgy and amazing… in their mind, their circle of people sucking up to them….because their are piles of these people around…all encouraging each other to show off their tits…covered in paint…or other things…that only artists understand – because I’m no artist – but I do know a tit being shows for the sake when I see one…

I’m not hating, do what makes you happy – as long as what you do shows me tit.

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2016

Jun

Asian Internet Cafe Party…and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Smashes face in Birthday Cake

Attacked at Starbucks

Crazy Accident…

Street Justice!

Coach Sniffs Ass

Man Sunbathes in Middle of the Street

REWIND – POSTED THIS YESTERDAY – Dirty Parents – What the Fuck…

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2016

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wasn’t shot in a mass shooting last night and I feel pretty lucky about it….because I get to sit here and look at vapid idiots pushing product on us…with their bullshit social media support, hate, condolences when they are just all bullshit…because that is the world we live in…

A World where ALF’s death doesn’t create mass mourning like he was Prince, because in a lot of ways…he was all of our prince…people who matter just don’t know it…because I’m old…and the girls I talk to are 19, because despite sucking at life…when it comes to talking to facetuned girls on the internet..because nothing is real….but cellulite is real…so erase that shit…while looking for low level media attention…I’ve won…

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Hot Girls – Hot Selfies
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Lil Wayne has a Seizure…
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Close Call at Sword Fight
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Madonna is Gay in the Time of Need
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The Tits Spilling Out of Top…
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The Art History of the Selfie
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Japanese Peddle Roller Coaster
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The Cast of Friday Night Lights at an Event…
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A Man and his Spoon Sports
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Are Women for or Against Dick Pics…
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2016

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent the weekend drinking with Lewis Hamilton…because it was the FORMULA 1 Grand Prix, the event that made Tamara Ecclestone and heiress who owns the Aaron Spelling castle in LA, and Lewis, good old Lewis, won – as he does -that crazy Lewis – who I was hoping would tell us all stories of all the fame whore models from instagram he fucks…including but not limited to butt buddy Bieber….

It was the biggest weekend of the year here, and I didn’t actually drink with Lewis Hamilton, I didn’t want to leave my house but I did watch promo models everywhere get their 15 dollars an hour to stand around in bikini tops and tight pants…on snapchat…before getting drunk with some really old lady who I feel had trust issues as I convinced her to pay my tab after my “credit card” that was really just a business card for a massage parlor didn’t work..

Shout out to everyone who kept things A-List, Top Tier and luxurious…on the park benches I frequent…I got that taste of Hollywood life..like I was at the Casino spending 5 dollars on the slot machine at 5 am…because it was all I had..before fighting with a couple of bros….over who was first in the TAXI line..a TAXI I didn’t even take….because I was too sad knowing ALF would die today..or maybe it was because I suck at life..and scamming but I’ll keep on drinking on…as all your fools fight about assault rifles and Islam…you lunatics…..

Remember – don’t bring toothpaste on a plane…it ruins lives…Here are some stepLINKS…

Thigh Gaps
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The Man Who Played Alf – Dead
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Rachel McCord’s Hot Body in Spandex
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Josephine Skriver Hot ASs in Thong
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The Peddle Roller Coaster is Hilarious
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Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging Nin Agdal
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Vanessa Hudgens Gets Coffee in Shorts
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The Murdered Girl’s In Club Snapchat Before Being Killed is Pretty Terrifying
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Some Old Dried Out Nipples
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Some Girl Named Bebe Rexha Tits
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Cate Blanchett Looks 100 Years Old…
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Drunk Dude Caught Drinking a 6 Pack
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Huge Tits..
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Everything is cute in Asia
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Katharine McPHee in a Tight Skirt Bent Over
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Heidi Klum Black and White Tits
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Gold Man Sachs – Paid for Hookers
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How Dubstep Was Founded
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Kid Shotos Dad with Nerf Gun Daily
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Jojo Does a Booty Pop
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Young Actress named Danielle Campbell – TOpless
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Gordon Ramsey’s Wife has a Miscarriage 5 Months Into Pregnancy – ROUGH
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Magic Tricks – Anyone Can Do
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Weird Swiss Tunnel Opening Ceremony
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Bella Throne at a Party
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Bella Thorne Nice Long Legs
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Camilla Alves in a Tight Dress – Sucking Baby Food
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Tight Dress
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Adriana Lima – Cleavage
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Guy Mods Powerglove to Run Drone
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Courtney Stodden will have a Gay Baby…According to Courtney Stodden
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Ashley James in a Bikini
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Crazy Man Training in Europe – Prank.
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Demi Rose is a Slut in a Tight Dress
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Some Slut Named Scarlett Leithhold in Bikinis
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Marion Cotillard Topless
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Art History of the Selfie
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Molly Sims Tits
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Girls in Sunglasses!
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Random Tumblr Porn – Chosen By Me – Because I am the Expert in Tumblr Porn….
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Amateur Sex Tape Fuck Ups
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Dorm Masturbation
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Just a Pussy Rub
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Big Tits in Red Lingerie
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Some Big Asian Fake Tits
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Curvy Girl has Moves
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The Campsite of Topless Girls
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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