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2016

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wasn’t shot in a mass shooting last night and I feel pretty lucky about it….because I get to sit here and look at vapid idiots pushing product on us…with their bullshit social media support, hate, condolences when they are just all bullshit…because that is the world we live in…

A World where ALF’s death doesn’t create mass mourning like he was Prince, because in a lot of ways…he was all of our prince…people who matter just don’t know it…because I’m old…and the girls I talk to are 19, because despite sucking at life…when it comes to talking to facetuned girls on the internet..because nothing is real….but cellulite is real…so erase that shit…while looking for low level media attention…I’ve won…

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Hot Girls – Hot Selfies
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Lil Wayne has a Seizure…
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Close Call at Sword Fight
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Madonna is Gay in the Time of Need
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The Tits Spilling Out of Top…
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The Art History of the Selfie
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Japanese Peddle Roller Coaster
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The Cast of Friday Night Lights at an Event…
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A Man and his Spoon Sports
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Are Women for or Against Dick Pics…
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2016

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I spent the weekend drinking with Lewis Hamilton…because it was the FORMULA 1 Grand Prix, the event that made Tamara Ecclestone and heiress who owns the Aaron Spelling castle in LA, and Lewis, good old Lewis, won – as he does -that crazy Lewis – who I was hoping would tell us all stories of all the fame whore models from instagram he fucks…including but not limited to butt buddy Bieber….

It was the biggest weekend of the year here, and I didn’t actually drink with Lewis Hamilton, I didn’t want to leave my house but I did watch promo models everywhere get their 15 dollars an hour to stand around in bikini tops and tight pants…on snapchat…before getting drunk with some really old lady who I feel had trust issues as I convinced her to pay my tab after my “credit card” that was really just a business card for a massage parlor didn’t work..

Shout out to everyone who kept things A-List, Top Tier and luxurious…on the park benches I frequent…I got that taste of Hollywood life..like I was at the Casino spending 5 dollars on the slot machine at 5 am…because it was all I had..before fighting with a couple of bros….over who was first in the TAXI line..a TAXI I didn’t even take….because I was too sad knowing ALF would die today..or maybe it was because I suck at life..and scamming but I’ll keep on drinking on…as all your fools fight about assault rifles and Islam…you lunatics…..

Remember – don’t bring toothpaste on a plane…it ruins lives…Here are some stepLINKS…

Thigh Gaps
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The Man Who Played Alf – Dead
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Rachel McCord’s Hot Body in Spandex
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Josephine Skriver Hot ASs in Thong
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The Peddle Roller Coaster is Hilarious
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Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging Nin Agdal
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Vanessa Hudgens Gets Coffee in Shorts
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The Murdered Girl’s In Club Snapchat Before Being Killed is Pretty Terrifying
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Some Old Dried Out Nipples
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Some Girl Named Bebe Rexha Tits
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Cate Blanchett Looks 100 Years Old…
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Drunk Dude Caught Drinking a 6 Pack
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Huge Tits..
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Everything is cute in Asia
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Katharine McPHee in a Tight Skirt Bent Over
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Heidi Klum Black and White Tits
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Gold Man Sachs – Paid for Hookers
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How Dubstep Was Founded
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Kid Shotos Dad with Nerf Gun Daily
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Jojo Does a Booty Pop
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Young Actress named Danielle Campbell – TOpless
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Gordon Ramsey’s Wife has a Miscarriage 5 Months Into Pregnancy – ROUGH
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Magic Tricks – Anyone Can Do
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Weird Swiss Tunnel Opening Ceremony
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Bella Throne at a Party
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Bella Thorne Nice Long Legs
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Camilla Alves in a Tight Dress – Sucking Baby Food
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Tight Dress
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Adriana Lima – Cleavage
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Guy Mods Powerglove to Run Drone
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Courtney Stodden will have a Gay Baby…According to Courtney Stodden
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Ashley James in a Bikini
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Crazy Man Training in Europe – Prank.
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Demi Rose is a Slut in a Tight Dress
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Some Slut Named Scarlett Leithhold in Bikinis
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Marion Cotillard Topless
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Art History of the Selfie
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Some Slut in a Bikini
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Molly Sims Tits
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Girls in Sunglasses!
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Amateur Sex Tape Fuck Ups
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Dorm Masturbation
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Just a Pussy Rub
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Big Tits in Red Lingerie
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Some Big Asian Fake Tits
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Curvy Girl has Moves
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The Campsite of Topless Girls
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Jun

Rita Ora Titty Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora flashed her tits…for the paparazzi….but the paparazzi censored out her tits…but we know what them tits are…I posted HER TITS EARLIER TODAY because I am a visionary, a psychic, the kind of guy who just knew there were censored tits tits, leaving you craving her tits, like you were Calvin Harris every time you fucked Taylor Swift….

Since there’s no tit in the Rita Ora tit, here’s another popstar no one cares about but likes her big tits – who calls herself Charli XCX….at Pride week, celebrating the gays, unlike dude in Orlando…who if you read my facebook, I’m pretty angry about….because all he accomplished was ruining a lot of lives…for no reason…people he didn’t even know…for nothing…it’s just vile…like Charli Xcx…but more relevant, depressing…I mean she’s a wreck by not the biggest shooing in America…

So to se CLICK HERE

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2016

Jun

Kylie Jenner’s Nipples in a Girdle of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is all smoke and mirrors. If it’s not FACETUNE, it’s real life face tune, orchestrated by her on staff “dermatologist” who isn’t doing any official plastic surgery, that would require knives and surgery..he’s just injecting her face with toxic chemicals we can hope have a terrible reaction – and end up killing her or causing face cancer…the small price to be a fake bitch who sells bullshit products to retard kids who are brainwashed into thinking she’s hot…

So these pics of her in Girdle, which is basically corset underwear your grandmother wore in the 1800s….repurposed for fat chicks to get a waistline in a world where working out and eating well is frowned upon…it gets in the way of being lazy slobs…

Lazy slobs who spend 1000s of dollars on photoshop experts to make them look good….and 100s of thousands on surgery…all to say “look like me with my garbage cosmetic products that WILL NOT WORK, It’s a Cash Grab…a Cash Grap”….but it comes with a see through top to generate buzz, that shitty little fat chick tits exist under all those fucking LIES….

She is ugly…but her legs are lubricated with obesity juice..and there’s nothing wrong with that…other than that it happens when you try to squeeze that fat too damn hard in the stomach and you explode out of your vag…if you even have a vag…your dad doesn’t…and he wears dresses, is fitter than you, and has long hair…so why would you…

WHY?! but more importantly – why do everyday girls all look like this now – it’s so fucked….

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2016

Jun

The Number One Jenner and Hadid Sister Groupie of the Day

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Her name is Hailey Baldwin. She is best known as the girl who is in the top 4 invites from the Jenners and the Hadids, who isn’t really invited to these events on her own, but under the pretense that she’ll bring her more famous, successful, all for doing the same thing as Hailey Baldwin, to the event….

She’s banged Bieber and probably a bunch of other people. She’s even booked some campaigns, because she’s “relevant enough”….

As they say, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, where the tree is bootleg actor Stephen Baldwin – who may or may not have had a minute of credibility thanks to leveraging his brother’s name, with Born on the Fourth of July, The Usual Suspects…etc…before falling into the D-List, really fucking hard, being on reality TV pitching to Donald Drump….before financing his instagram slut he calls his daughter’s lifestyle of being an instagram slut…despite claiming to be a CHRISTIAN, while nothing about this girl, other than her half Brazilian ass…is very Christian…but I guess…some of you would think the young body is….a religious experience…like me….skinny girls in one piece bathing suits…

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2016

Jun

Charlotte McKinney Brings It of the Day

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I like that Charlotte McKinney has figured out the right way to pose her weak chin horse face so that it sticks out and looks defined and not like a weak chin horse face, just look at the stretching going on in her neck, she’s like thrusting forward at the camera – strucking to have a defined, overmade up, rebuilt photoshop face….I mean if you have the capacity to see past her MASSIVE FUCKING TITS SPILLING OUT ALL OVER THE PLACE LIKE SOME KIND OF AMAZING, PROBABLY DAMAGING TO HER BACK, BUT NOT DAMAGING ENOUGH TO MAKE HER QUIT THEM TITS…TITS…

Holy fuck. They are so big.

Apparently, this is a shoot for GUESS!?!

The only company she’s ever technically worked for, before getting cast on TV, and I’m not even sure they paid her…but her relationship with PAUL the pervert owner, who also created Gigi Hadid, Anna Nicole Smith and other bitches, like he was Victoria’s Secret, as people love the perverts who own mall brand pussy selections…

I don’t really care who it is for, those tits, are just fucking ridiculous…and should be celebrated.

TO SEE MORE CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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2016

Jun

Taylor Swift’s Single Boring No Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Looks like Taylor Swift may have danced her ass off…maybe her no ass is part of the reason Calvin Harris actually left her, he has a ton of fucking money from a bunch of hit songs and doesn’t really need to put up with some Diva bullshit, when he can in turn fuck way hotter, younger, more eager, poorer, hungry fro his cock hoping it will get them pregnant so they are set for life – making him their job – rather than part of a marketing program….dude got the press, dude made 100 million dollars off one song, why put up with this shit, or shitter, or lack of shit and shitter….in tight pants…

It reminds me of a drunk bitch I saw yesterday, who was in leggings and who had no ass screaming at her husband, hitting him, causing what would be a scene in these leggings that were sagging to her knee, leggings sagging to the fucking knees like a hip hop skate kid, because she had zero fucking ass, and I didn’t really feel bad for him for being yelled at a bitch who has no ass and was unaware of her no ass to the point of her wearing leggings – which you shouldn’t do when you have no ass – I felt bad that he had to be seen in public known for the guy that fucks the no ass…which was the real fucking scene that was being caused…

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2016

Jun

Xenia Deli Poses With Asses of the Day

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Xenia Deli posted up a picture of a bunch of ass, just not her ass, in what could be a photoshoot, or what could be her financing a get together with a bunch of her girls, now that she’s not some poor immigrant trying to get ahead in the new world, or some war torn communist, but rather the star of a Bieber video, who can “afford” to bring friends and family for a get away..

As.it turns out, it may have been her wedding, to her sponsor..who she publicly tags, which deserves some respect, most of these girls don’t let people know the rich guys they marry…even though they financed their lives….because they like to keep some things private…right….

She’s up there as one of the hottest, least celebrated models…but she found pure, true love…private jet love…Romance…

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2016

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio Thong Flash on Set of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio flashing a very tiny pair of panties on set for some photoshoot…works for me…it’s actually some of the best of Alessandra Ambrosio’s recent work…which we can assume is some of her last work, not because she’s going to die, according to her birth certificate, she’s already dead as a model….a mom of two in her 30s,but her ass still fit, her ass still making all kinds of emergency money in case her husband goes broke and the big corporate brands who don’t seem to care that she’s old, keep giving her work, and figure why bother using young hot girls, when we have this bitch in contract still and have no choice but to get their money’s worth…

So take in this subtle ass flash in skimpy panties because she’s not getting any younger…before it’s too late…even though it’s pretty much too late.

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2016

Jun

Chanelle Hayes Topless in Spain of the Day

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Chanelle Hayes is another stripper who never was, because stripping is immoral and for trashy UK girls, while getting topless for magazines that walk the fine line of porno, is just marketing and self promotion…

She may not have made it as an actual celebrity or model, but she was a Glamour model who made it onto UK TV like Big Brother…but more importanlty she made it to the grocery store, the fast food restaurant, the all you can eat buffet….something that would normally destroy a woman who was seen as a “hot model”….but instead – that she owns…

This is her in 2007 – I guess you could see the fat coming – but nothing like this:

It’s the era, fat models are celebrated, and I guess with big tits like these, how could they not be stared at like the zoo animal they probably weigh as much as…

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