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2016

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I would ask chubby girls “you have a belly – why the fuck are you in a sports bra and fitness shorts”….every time I see chubby girls in leggings / shorts and a shorts bra, their belly’s busting out…but I’m usually too busy trying to make sense of all the shapes I am seeing…not to mention…90 percent of the time I’m lookin at fat girls doing fitness in the park in fitness gear with their big old bellies – it’s actually a maternity class. Actual fat girls don’t work out silly, I mean some do, but they’re usually too ashamed to do it it half naked – unless – they are the fat girls who don’t think they are fat – but rather that they are fit and just strong..

I guess what I am saying is that fat women or really all women are a complicated creature I should limit my interaction with to just masturbate to..

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Bad Girls Bending….Like Sluts…
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Girls Fighting with Kitchen Utensils
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Calvin Harris is Having a Meltdown
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Selena Gomez – Crop Top Doughy Stomach Leaving Hair Salon
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Mel with a Rose Ass
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Jennifer Garner in a Stripped Shirt
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Rubiks Cube Magic on America’s Got Talent
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Sam Jackson’s Game of Thrones
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Card Trick on America’s Got Talent
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Guy Falls in Pond Playing Pokemon Go (likely staged)
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Lena Dunham Wants Guns Off Movie Posters
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Internet is Turning on Tay Taylor Swift
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Sporty Sluts
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Weird Pics Compilation
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2016

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Due to alcoholism, I spent most of this beautiful summer day in my basement apartment with blacked out windows – sleeping and texting random girls to send me pussy pics. I find that if you demand a pussy pic, since this is a feminist era, you probably won’t get one…the tactic needs to be tricking them into thinking they are empowered….but who has time for tricking women, sure I have a lot of time for a lot of things and it doesn’t take that much effort…because women are easy to trick, especially at Frat parties to make out with each other, but when you just want a no bullshit pussy pic…but didn’t get a pussy pic, I should flip my script…

Due to alcoholism, I missed out on all the too poor to leave the city, too poor for air conditioning girls in the park or public pool in bikinis to stare at and creep on…but thanks to the internet – who needs real life women…instagram #bikini is the pokemon (not Jamaican Prison Rape) GO of virtual reality….and you can’t get caught or beat up when you yell obscenities at the screen while sticking things in your butt because your dick doesn’t work and you gotta go through the prostate….

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Huge Asses
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Mickey Rourke’s Wig
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Calvin Harris can Thank Taylor Swift for Helping Him Have His Biggest Song Ever – He Got What He Dated Her For…Like Everyone Who Hangs with Taylor Swift – RIDE THEM COATTAILS
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Gigi Hadid Dressed like a Sailor – She’s Garbage
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J.Lo Fat Ass Performing
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Joy Corrigan Spilling Out of her Bikini – FAKE TITS EVERYWHERE (I’ve met her)
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VICK – Documentary
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Nina Agdal is So Fucking Lame
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Dakota Johnson – TIT
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Pictures from Russian of Weirdness
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Pregnant Blake Lively
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Lindsay Von in a Slutty Fucking Dress – This Bitch Let Tiger Woods Get to Her Head
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Jennifer Garner – in Leggings
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Kate Beckinsale – Pokies
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Girls in Flannel
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Laura Whitmore in a White Dress
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How to Hack a Car
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Black Guy Eating Fried Chicken Telling Black People to Move to Africa
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Stupid Fat Tits of the Day
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How Historically Accurate is Saving Private Ryan
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Tattooed Sluts
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Emma Roberts – at a Premiere
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How Historically Accurate is Saving Private Ryan
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Hard Nipples
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Julia Stiles – Booty at a Premiere
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Girls Who are into Teams
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Game of Thrones Beginner’s Guide by Sam Jackson
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Lena Dunham thinks Sushi and Vietnamese Sandwiches at Cafeterias are Cultural Appropriation – This Cunt Must Die
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Bella Thorne Snapchat Whore
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Canadians Changed the Lyrics to the National Anthem to Offend Black People
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Another Dakota in a White Dress
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Yoga GIFs to Learn Yoga
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Some Slut Lotioning Her Tits
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This Bitch Fucking Kills a Man’s Dick
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Orangutan Gropes a Woman..
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Best ANAL Costume to Keep her Anonymous
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Body Builder Who Impresses No One
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More Random Tumblr Porn
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Disappearing Clothes at the Gym
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Greek Babe – Great Ass
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A Bunch Of Instagram Sluts
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Jul

Thick & Strong Mom Hilary Duff in a Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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Hilary Duff in bikini bottoms is a lot of fun….this happened the other day and I am just seeing the pictures now – and there’s something about her that I find exciting….and I’m not even a Hilary Duff fan from when she was jailbait, I am a new recruit – despite everything my internal dialog tells me on a daily basis – including but not limited to “moms in their 30s are beat up – look for 18 year olds in fitness gear” –

I really like her sturdiness. I like the round ass, the strong legs, the fact that she looks like she could carry me around – which is something a man like me, with a stroke on the way finds sexy in a woman – because I need to get from the bed to the wheel chair somehow….why not do it with a personal porter shaped like a Disney Star from the 90s…

Not to mention…she’s built like a fucking tank, which means she can take some pretty aggressive hardcore ass fucking sex…she looks like she’s a cross fit girl who’s WOD can be squatting on my face 1000 times for best time….she’s just the strong man with a vagina..can clench that vagina harder than average skinny girls can clench…because if you’ve fucked skinny girls you’ll know they are easier to fist than girls built like DUFF…who has fat and muscle acting like a butt plug..without using a butt plug…hell you can add the fucking butt plug to the mix….because thicker is actually tighter.. even after shitting out kids…and shredding said vagina to hell…

She’s good…but I could just be overreacting….and if I am…I can’t imagine what actual Hilary Duff fans are thinking. They must be losing their fucking shit.

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2016

Jul

Mischa Barton Weird Smoking Topless of the DAy

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Mischa Barton posted a censored topless picture of herself on vacation somewhere – while smoking – to celebrate her broken life…with smoking – because that’s what you’re supposed to die but you don’t die during the years you were a drug addict after being a hugely successful show….you know a rich brat with demons. The worst.

She photoshopped or blurred her nipples out because she’s the worst kind of instagram hipster, out of touch and not quite ready to go full free that tit out there, even though the older bitches are usually the most eager to get topless because they’re looking for a little excitement, or maybe her nipples are the worst and she doesn’t want you to see it….

Whatever the reason, or the weird spiritual release she felt posting his pic, or the mental breakdown brewing inside her that this is a preview to, at least she’s not fat anymore because fat versions of girls are worse than their topless skinnier counterparts.

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2016

Jul

Revisiting the Dakota Johnson See Through Bikini of the Day

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Dakota Johnson had the biggest day of her life yesterday – she was topless on set of the new 50 Shades of pathetic women masturbating to basic and easy to understand erotic storylines that are accessible enough for them to not feel guilty about because it’s not officially porn – it’s literature – that might as well be porn – based on how it is used – but that is marketed to every drug store and check out line across america to taunt or titillate every wife and mother bored to fucking death with the life she chose – but unwilling to get off her ass and get her fuck on – so fantasy is her only escape because why live the life you want or think you want – and why do things that make you cum – when you can just imagine them from the comfort of your shitty – middle of the road existence…filled with average sex even shitty sex with a half hard fat husband….

Doing her dad Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith’s, stepdaughter Antonio Banderas’ and grandmother Alfred Hitchcock’s Tippi Hedren proud by doing things her own way – challenging her natural talent – what she was born into – because tits for art aren’t tits – even though she’s already got money and a trust fund and doesn’t need to be naked in front of the world…

Well – it turns out the bikini is see through…YOU CAN SEE HER VAGINA.

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2016

Jul

Dakota Fanning – Nipple of the Day

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The Dakota Fanning actor family creeps me out, it’s some children of the corn shit, like some robots created in a lab who were much cuter as kids who acted like adults thanks to the way they were programmed, only to end up looking like the above picture – if you can look away from the tit, on some Hayley Joel Osment kick of cute as a kid, got the family in the scene, grew awkward and weird, introduce hotter sister….

Strategy….AND If you find her puffy nipple boring, why would you, puffy nipple on young child stars who are still working is as good as puffy nipple on anyone, but she’s not her hotter sister she probably hates knowing she martyred her childhood to pave the way and open the door for…in her red fitness pants from the other day….here’s her sister and her more interesting ass in her red fitness pants from the other day…

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2016

Jul

Kate Hudson and Friends Bikini Party in Ibiza of the Day

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Kate Hudson is in Ibiza like she was Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and all the other 40 year old once famous people who I guess want to connect with the ravers and club kids and cheesy party people from all over the world – or at least get access to their drugs in a beautiful setting – as long as you’re not at the resort all the old fat British and German retirees go..

Her and her friends flew private, stayed at a great villa, and acted like a bunch of 40 year old mom’s out on a girl’s vacation because their kids are with dad….because that’s pretty much what they are….just richer than the average…and in Kate Hudson’s case…this is the only way she’ll travel or knows how to travel – her mom was a bigger celebrity than her, with more money than her, who raised her like this…and who I guess also raised her to understand the importance of a good ass…and what it can do to a man – like Owen Wilson – who I bring up in every Kate HUdson post – because she almost made him Kill Himself…making me think she’s some kind of fuck…

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2016

Jul

Dead Tara Reid Fetish Picture of the Day

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I don’t know why I find this picture so good, but it probably has something to do with Tara Reid being a magical creature sent from heaven, or maybe that should be in heaven, because she’s been a walking corpse preparing for her peak Oscar winning role as a dying of cancer meth addicted stripper trying to raise her black baby with learning disabilities in a small KKK run town in the deep south….after her years of retirement spent drinking everyday like she was on spring break for a decade after being an it girl in all the hit movies….

I used to love TARA REID and I guess I still do, but that may just be because she looks too weak to run from my advances…if I was there trying to midnight molest – something college girls call rape these days – she wouldn’t even know and I’d be wrist deep in the driest vagina ever…facing no resistance…just a spiritual experience.

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2016

Jul

McKayla Maroney’s Diaper Booty of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is an Olympic hero, she’s like a Bruce Jenner, but instead of going tranny – she went instagram whore – which a lot of the time looks like going tranny – but in Maroney’s case – it was just subtle slutty…

Once you live out your mom’s dream for her and pay her back for driving you to all those gymnastic meets all your life when you wanted to be in bed discovering your vagina – by winning the Olympic gold before turning 18, which is old for Gymnasts…you are left with few options to take your silly fame..so slutty pics on social media is the logical answer. What else is an Olympic Gold gymnast to do….work at a vegas show, strip, teach less fortunate kids in the projects…why bother when you can post butt shots…

I am digging the weight gain – the fat ass on a what was once fit – athletes finally getting girl hormones into them – always looks good for a while – but I guess the people who actually care about her, don’t care about this – because she’s no longer 12…or looking 12…

But I’m all about that Diaper ass…all puffy and round…looking it was shit in…

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2016

Jul

Ariel Winter – Pantsless of the Day

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Ariel Winter posted this weird pantless picture of her red legs being tended to by a crew of people – which brings the very important question that isn’t really a question – it answers itself – and that I shouldn’t even bother asking – that her average troll looking face and body looks average and troll looking after a crew has tended to her. That’s unfortunate.

What’s not unfortunate is that she’s got the big, offensively big, fat girl tits that slop out everywhere despite being lifted and reshape in her reduction – because it allows her tit obsessed fan base to focus on what is important…not her face.

It’s also a good thing her parents milked her hard as a kid – when her round face was still cute, sure she’s got money making left in her – people like to work with the same established people especially when they are like Winter and wrongfully labeled hot.

I call this post and excuse to revisit yesterday’s flashing panties…

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