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2016

04

Jul

Nina Agdal Living the American Dream of the Day

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Only in America can an immigrant from socialist Denmark, take her hot body to America where she had a model agency repping her, so that she could get her work visa and stay in America barely working, unless you count working all the rich guys….with a hot body…that she gets into a bikini as often as she can to get publicity for her hot body – not necessarily making that much money, but being thrown into a circle of people with a lot of money only to eventually get knocked up by one and be set for life…

The rumor is that this immigrant model with a hot body has hit the mainstream with her photoshoots, most that she did for free, and is now fucking with Leo Dicaprio – the model fucker, but still the number one Playboy in America….and if that’s not making it for an immigrant model, it’s definitely livng that American dream that most Americans are too fat to live….

Here are some of her best pics…

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2016

04

Jul

Ariel Winter is Living the American Dream of the Day

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Only in America can some ethnically ambiguous girl from some very popular TV show be sexualized at a young age by the perverts who watch the show she is on – thanks to starting puberty at a young age due to the psychological trauma that comes with being sold off by your parents to work for fame….only to force the girl to try to cut off her tits to de-sexualize herself – in a “let me be a kid still” kind of way – only to have her tits continue to grow because that’s what hormones in the food do to a girl..a girl who has given away her life and privacy and is now giving away her dignity with titty big and butt shot after titty pic and butt shot – trying to figure out how to stay relevant even though she’s on a huge fucking show…and the only way to do that is take that legit acting job and throw it out the window by “Kardasian-ing it” through hooker behavior…and pics becase the Kardashians are the ones making all the money – and are the real ones living the American Dream….

Here’s a round-up of her best pics…

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2016

04

Jul

Bella Hadid is Living the American Dream of the Day

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Bella Hadid, isn’t even the famous one in the Hadid clan, she’s just the sister and that’s why she’s living the American dream.

Her immigrant father came to America and made 100s of millions of dollars. Her immigrant mother came to America to find those 100s of millions of American dollars to stuff into her g-string / vagina via semen – two create two lovely, tacky, good looking children to pass on her hustle to…the American Dream hustle….but they invested in the cuter sister, making her get out there, only for the backseat sister to get up in on it when the hard work was already done – even though it wasn’t hard work at all – to ride those coat tails onto her own cover stories — all while not having to sell her soul to the jenners – making her the American dream while her sister is just the fame whoring puppet – either way….immigrants making it for their American dream and this Bella is the American Dream..

She may not photograph too well but her tits do…and she’s hotter than her fame whore sister…living the dream…

Here’s a round up of her best pics…

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2016

04

Jul

Kim Kardashian Empowering Women for America of the Day

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It’s questionable how empowering Kim
Kardashian is for women everywhere, but she has caused a lot of girls to get butt implants, face injections, all looking like cheesy slutty clowns, because they assume this tranny look is hot, because that’s what the media tells them and because they are dumb and believe it…

But there is no doubt that Kim Kardashian is the most powerful person in the media, like Oprah, all from a sex tape, with no skill or substance, but she shows off her fat scary ass and tits as often as she can….and pretends it is empowering…so that it is empowering..

So the lesson I learn is be trashy, Exhibitionist, who lets people see your genitals and get paid….maybe not quite the feminist agenda as guys are jerking off to her sexualized self, but pretend it is and it makes it ok as you count all your vapid cunt money….

Obviously garbage, obviously created by American uneducated trash that like reality tv and even nominate their hosts for president…dressed for America the place her immigrant dad came to give her opportunities like sucking a Popsicle like a cock. USA USA USA

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2016

04

Jul

Charlotte McKinney is Living the American Dream of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney represents two very important things about the American the dream and both are her sloppy tits and thanks to her tits….

They distract from her horse face / monkey face / weak chin face because tits like this erase faces – they are just that big.

They also are famous for just being tits, really big tits, and nothing more than tits which is essentially famous for nothing….on TV for being a star while not being a star. Having a million followers on irrelevant social media for having been on tv for being a star when she’s not a star…all because of tits…

It’s nice to live in a world where a woman can live out her lazy dream because she’s spoiled and entitled white trash all thanks to tits…

It’s nice that little girls everywhere know that without such big tits they won’t amount to an important on TV set of tits in a world where clearly tits matter, they are a currency, they buy an audience of perverts..

God bless America and the fact it makes tits great again…or great Tits can make dreams come true….

Freedom in a world where we almost lost sloppy tits to Booty….when they are this big they have to be sloppy…

To see the rest of the pics click here

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2016

04

Jul

BabesForTrump for July 4th of the Day

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BabesForTrump that aren’t really babes but are half naked are perfect for July 4th day….Because this is America and it is America day….

In more interesting slimy Trump news – the creepy sleazy rich pig who is a known womanizing misogynistic who probably objectifies everyone because his moral code is based solely on money like most rich womanizing men who think they are invincible and act like mob bosses like an 80s tycoon he is – this rape culture USA story is serious, juicy and credible even if he discounts it and would…first rule of being rich is to admit nothing make rape victim look like the predator win presidency – read it here

But babesfortrump are what matters – girls who support rich pricks and I know that this isn’t news, that I am not political, that these babes who are hardly babes, but rather sorority looking white trash strippers looking for any excuse to get half naked and to potentially go semi viral on the Internet by stripping down and slurring up for Trump is about as America as you can get – because Trump’s whole convoluted campaign is about making America great again, whatever that means, and as a Canadian I am strictly basing my opinion on having seen Trump in action since the 80s and knowing all he is is gaudy, trashy, bullshit and I find it hard to think he’s anything more than that in his political career that doesn’t exist before this media event that is his running for President. I also know he panders to the lowest human form and is like the Borat scene where he says “support our troops” and the retards cheer him right after booing him.

It’s not my America or my Fourth of July and I am not even talking his politics I am talking his public image, because I know as you know whoever is elected is a puppet to the evil brains that actually run the company, that’s why I appreciate trumps campaign despite thinking it’s brilliant yet Moronic

More importantly – I am all for fame whores who are behind him showing their behinds getting as naked as they can for the election hoping he either makes them famous or as a collective they’ll get famous and based on Trump’s track record these may be your next Secretary or Stare or whatever he has the power to elect when he wins, because he will probably win, before getting assassinated or be very entertaining

Whatever this trashy, basic, nonsense is – I like it. It reminds me of every Stripper, middle of the road employee, tanning salon cashier and Floridian I’ve ever known.

This is America and this is the freedom you’ve fought for. Not bad….

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2016

04

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s the FOURTH OF JULY or JULY FOURTH – I am Canadian but you’re not – so celebrate baby BABY….and if you’re a god loving American, you sure as hell shouldn’t be on the computer, you should be campaigning for TRUMP… unless you’re collecting your time and half pay -or more likely – you have no friends, no life, no goals or aspirations, no family, no interests….but you have internet access and no where to go, no sites to visit and you randomly ended up here…

I’ll be sitting in a park looking at girls in bikinis, since not all of us can afford a beach vacation – you’re not alone loser, I am a loser right here with you….we’re in this together, just don’t talk to me or try to hang out with me. That would make me feel uncomfortable..

Just be drunk..I wrote this drunk….

Here are some sluts in American Flag bikinis…

and a video for yesteryear…

Here are some confederates….

Here are some stepLINKS…I’ll be back later with all the celebrity bikini sluts…unless I get taken out by a firwork or a bikini gir’s boyfriend – in which case – read the archives maybe 5 or 6 years back – and find some of my better posts / jokes / etc….

America Has the Biggest Breasts in the World – Thanks to McDonalds
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Rita Ora Drug Overdose – Or Something
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Dude Asks People About the Fourth of July
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Daisy Dukes Emma Roberts…
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Car Ignores Biker
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Rihanna’s New Slutty video for Star Trek – Cashing In
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July 4th Myths and Facts
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Do You Care Whether Lindsay Lohan Have Any Regrets
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Burgers Inspired by Holidays
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Independence Day Trailer
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Dealing with a Drunk Girlfriend
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2016

04

Jul

Fergie’s MILF Video of the Day

Only in America…and I guess some
Eastern european countries can a mom
Pull off and get paid to get half naked and pour milk ok herself…while calling herself a MILF…..

I don’t know about you but I know that I would be want my fame whore mom trying to stay relevant to bring in the money I’ll eventually inherit to spend on my drug addiction of having a mom who behaves like this even when she’s too old to be behaving like this – despite her killer body making me think she should be behaving like this – give the people what they want, make them want to cum inside your gaping egg hole that has shat out at least one baby making her easier to fist…not that Fergie was ever hard to fist..she did it for the meth, that shit is addictive….

But unlike Fergie, my mom can’t behave like this, she died in the 80s and throwing milk on her would probably turn her into mud…

But Fergie, despite being corpse like, is still alive and when you’re a puppet you keep fucking performing especially when you look younger than you did 10 years ago…how!? Who knows…testosterone shots maybe…helps men age better apparently…

Either way, at least she’s playing up the hot mom, because she is a hot mom, if you’ve seen moms you’ll know they don’t look like this…..

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2016

04

Jul

Taylor Swift Annual Groupie Bikini Party of the Day

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Taylor Swift is the fucking worst. I hate everything about her – but the new tits…

She’s so annoying, the kind of entitled white girl brat face you just want to Chris Brown…

But maybe you’ll like her staged paparazzi bikini pics where Taylor Swift and her fake friends had a party for the paparazzi wearing bikinis – so Taylor Swift could show off her new tits that came when she came as Tom Huddleston came inside her as Calvin Harris looked on and cry….

There is no way these people are her real friends, they are just in it because she’s Taylor Swift, as there is no way anyone can like anything about her, besides her being Taylor Swift…the name…that they are just mooching off of, because when you’re a fake fame who’re go for the top profiting artist who is also a whore but pretends she’s not – since playing victim makes hit records hit…

I guess pregnant Blake Lively, Gigi thing ass, and fat black woman as Ruby Rose take on Rhode Island is as exciting as it sounds – not exciting at all. These people are garbage…and equally hot if not hotter, less cunty girls are out there right now for Fourth of July, go have drunken sex with them so they can tell their friends they were raped and fit in on social media – relating to actual rape victims since it is trendy….like Taylor Swifts tits….

Nice staged paparazzi work Swift, you shifty media manipulator with shifty shitty music…..

Apparently this is Blake Lively’s pregnant nipple slip, because she’s got a movie to promote people and this is how you get it done…she’s the kind of girl who gets what she wants…even when it is Scarlett Johanssons husband…

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To see the rest of the pics click here

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2016

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Canada Day in Canada – so a long weekend, where people are saying EH, wrestling MOOSE, drinking shitty beer, all while wearing flannel…shooting off fireworks, but friendlier fireworks sitting at the camp site…discussing how we will be beachfront when Global warming happens – but more importantly that we have all kinds of Fresh Water and uninhabited land to move into – before being taken out by the more powerful Americans – on the Fourth of July around the corner…

The nice thing about Canadian girls, like all girls, is that they are sluts and in being sluts, I’ll watch them drunk from afar like the creep that I am…and while I do that…long weekend hard living…Here are some stepLINKS…

Slutty Bed Selfies
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Slutty Padma in Overalls
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Mel B – Bikini
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10 Money Saving Life Hack
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Reporter Gets Attacked On the Job
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Big Tit Spilling Out of Bikini Top
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Chloe Grace Cameltoe
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Rihanna and Drake Together Forever
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Demi Lovato – Butt Shot
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Susan Sarandon’s Daughter Big Pregnant Nasty Tits
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Kate Moss See Through on a Balcony
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Lisa Marie Pressley – Messy Divorce
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Blake Lively – Pain in the ASs
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Juicy Tits
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Em Rat Cow – Skinny and Working it for the Paparazzi Trying to Matter
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Tennis BUTT of the Day
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Keg Tap Fail
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San Fancisco is Zero Waste City Thanks to the Nerds,,
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Anna Kendrick – in a Dress
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Greer Grammar – In a Dress
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Dealing with a Drunk Girlfriend
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Rosie Huntington in a Magazine
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Some Random Chick at the BEach
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Margot Robbie – Kimono – Boring
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Matt Damon Pranks People with Charity Missions
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Climbing the Eiffel Tower
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Girls Modeling Towels
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Girl Sucks off a Beer
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Some Slag Painting Her Tits
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Tranny Looking Babe with a Hot Body
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Pretty Gross Porn GIFs
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Hot Girl Disrobes
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Twerking girl of the Day
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Hot Cam Girl
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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