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2016

22

Jun

Kate Bock Bikini Model of the Day

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Kate Bock is a bikini model who is probably best known for being in Sports Illustrated….

I don’t get impressed when I meet or see girls who are in Sports Illustrated, they are never the hottest girls, they are never the most interesting girls, and they’ve actually fallen off hard…and lost out to Victoria’s Secret, who use quality models…

I do think about their sugar daddies or rich parents that finance their lives and their bullshit, because they are likely busy people, too busy to know SI is irrelevant and not that important and that it’s a good badge when bragging about the pussy you fuck….even though SI rarely makes these girls ANY money…only some people pull it off.

Girls everywhere, especially instagram think this SI shit is an end all / be all / stamp of approval their egos need to increase their standards and hopefully fuck Leo DiCaprio…

I don’t know if this one has had Leo’s PR push yet, but I’ll assume she has and if she hasn’t, it’s the top item on her business plan…because she’s a personal brand people, maybe even a “fashion blogger”…or “beauty blogger”…or “Travel blogger”…catch phrase bullshit to try to scam brands into paying you – because…you might as well leverage your low fucking level…

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2016

22

Jun

Ebonee Davis Has Big Tits of the Day

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Her name is Ebonee Davis…she’s got some big great tits and I am guessing she’s not an Angela Jolie adoptee, even though Angelina Jolie would be the kind of humanitarian who throws her kid into modeling while trying to save the world..not to mention she’d do a pretentious ethnic name…

But there is no way a white person is naming anything black – Ebonee…that’s a name black people name their black babies, it’d be like a black family adopting a white kid – not sure if that happens, but if it did, and they named it Cracker or Honky…

It’s not that ebony isn’t a pretty name, for a pretty girl, with pretty tits, but when you adopt black you don’t call in black…

I am sure I could have wikipediaed her to determine that this post was a lot of unnecessary words….to support tits that don’t need support since they are perfect.

I love black girls…but black girl lives matter…but unfortunately black girls don’t want to adopt me and introduce me to their vaginas…because they are racist…

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2016

22

Jun

Hailey Baldwin in the “Sexy Issue” of the Day

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You’d think it’d be hard being the daughter of Stephen Baldwin, you know because he’s Stephen Baldwin, but as it turns out – the world are fucking fame whores and even the daughter of the local mattress store commercial is getting invited to exclusive places, or is hanging out with exclusive people, like the whore Jenners and Hadids as their friend who was raised in the entertainment world…

People open doors to anyone with a famous last name, except maybe for Ireland..no one cares about her, but that’s probably because her parents are pretty A-List, where Hailey, from Stephen is more of a joke you point and laugh at, but realize she’s strategically chosen her friends to be “it-girls” in their own vapid bubble no one actually cares about, but that people buy into because people are lazy and they are making the most noise, even if that noise isn’t interesting at all…

She’s in Paper magazine, because Paper magazine wants to get plugged on her instagram for follower, not because Paper magazine like or respect her and why would she be respected, she does virtually zero.

The only thing people can say about this is “oh she has brown hair now, big moves, big deals”…garbage.

Here are some videos…

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2016

22

Jun

Couple Having Sex in Broad Daylight and Other Videos of the Day

Lady Breast Feeds Baby After breaking Leg

WOman Takes off Clothes to Protest on Street

Naked Dude VS Police

Ronaldo Gets Annoyed by Reporter

Anesthesia Problems…

Drunk Of the Day

Chernobyl Fish

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2016

22

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Facebook has been advertising a restaurant I was at / but never googled or looked up on my phone. So the only explanation is they track where I physically am….like they are Russian spies and I matter or I am a defector…only to display ads to me….

Time to bring back the not smart flip phone. Motherfuckers can go monetize some other asshole – or old person – since facebook is for old people…

I’m just there or here…or anywhere for the tits…because tits get hits…and I figure why not stare at them before dying of a massive stroke / heart disease / overdose…

Here are some morning links…

Girls With Dimples
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This Hooker Brought Down the Oakland Police because 31 Cops Fucked her
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Selma Blair Hospitalized…
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Playing the Piano on the Arctic Ocean
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The Physics of Fencing
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Demi Lovato Quit Twitter – is Back on Twitter
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Celine Dion Erotica
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The Sexiest Moments in Film
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Taylor SWift Diverts Being a WHore by Saying “He’s the One”…
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2016

21

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Said no one ever – is so common it should be Said Everyone Ever…because Shut the fuck with your proving that you’re all a bunch of drones

Apparently, I was mentioned Howard Stern show today – with some of my homies, why did only one person tell me? Why don’t people care about me? Why am I so alone. Hold me.

I haven’t had media mention in probably 10 years when I did Maxim…or maybe it was 2010 when the Guardian covered me.

I am obsolete…I’ve only been a blogger since 2004…but at least a Stern Staffer likes tits….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls in Sports Bras
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Tom from Blink 182 Quit the Band to Hunt Aliens
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Blake Lively Tits Pimp Shark Movie
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Jake Gyllenhaal and Rooney Mara Together
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Rita Ora Sports Bra
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Michael Jackson’s Porn Collection wsas Weird
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WTF is Dabbing Marijuana???
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How They Made Fried Chicken in the 18th Century
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Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn
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It’s Raining Furniture in Miami
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Man VS Bear
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Girls Rocking Out in the Gym
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Some Maxim Model in a Bikini
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Hunter Haley King Tits
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Paris Hilton is Digusting
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Frenchy Morgan – Totally See Through
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Black Lives Matter Activist Loses Fight to Black 16 Year Old Trump Reporter
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Golden Girls Themed Cafe – Exists
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Behind the Scenes Game of THrones Battle
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Ariel Winter is Going to UCLA
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Blake Lively Tits
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Dude Explores Bob Dylan
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Hilary Duff Ass with a Horse
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Maika Monroe Tits
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Pixie Lott Legs in Concert
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The New Rolls Royce is Pretty Serious
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Demi Lovato has a Crazy Person Episode
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Ashley James Bikini Action
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn
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Yesterday’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day – Curated By Me – Because I Curate My Life You Know
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Good Old Fashioned Cum Shot
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Dildo of the Day
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Some Chick Named Sabrina in Pink with Huge Tits
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Brett Rossi Before Sheen AIDS
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Dumb Cunt in Porn
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Some Slut Named Heather
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POLL – IS SHE AMATEUR OR NOT
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Sluts Strip in Public
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Best Cameltoe Ever
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

21

Jun

Elle Fanning in V Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a shoot that makes perfect sense. Get girl glammed the fuck up with a ton of make-up, on set, dressed crazy, and give her a knife to put to her throat…

It’s dark, it’s edgy, it’s art, it’s high concept, it’s idiotic noise that doesn’t make any fucking sense, it’s like they might as well thrown puppies at her, while she ate a pile of french fries out of a mop bucket, doing the ROBOT dance….because that’s what people are at right now in the messaging they are getting across in their photos..

It’s stupid…That’s it…just a stupid mindless shoot that you know assholes at the magazine think are brilliant, genius, GALLERY worthy…

Fuck off and give me something new…this is an 18 year old child star from a stage parented family for a “cool” magazine that takes risks…so TAKE risks…fuck…

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2016

21

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Blames Hollywood for Anton’s Death of the Day

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I have no idea what the backstory of Lohan and Anton, but she is down with the Russian scene, since Russians have no souls and either does she…and she wrote this:

this is the result of #hollywood a beautiful life has come to an end.. A brilliant actor and a loving friend. Surround your life with good people and know who your #true #friends are my prayers and love goes out to anton’s family #anton ?????????????? ????? ? ??????? this breaks my heart. He was my friend I am so sorry to Anton’s father

I am sure no one cares about Lohan’s opinion on anything, but it’s safe to say she’s a little bitter in how hollywood ate her up and spat her out, and maybe she knows more information than we do about Anton’s life, maybe it was an inside job, or maybe Hollywood destroyed him, medicated him, and made him run himself over with what may have been a defective Jeep with a weird transmission that made it challenging to know if you were in Park or not…

Either way…pretty crazy statement…from a pretty crazy girl who I guess lost a friend, who we could argue wasn’t a real friend, otherwise she wouldn’t have let him die…

TO SEE THE PICS OF HER ON A BEACH WITH HARD NIPPLES – WHICH IS WHAT WE CARE ABOUT WHEN IT comes TO LOHAN CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

21

Jun

Beyonce on the Beach with Jay Z of the Day

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Someone told me that she hated Beyonce and Jay Z for being an annoying couple, and I’ve never really looked too deeply into it, but I have also hated Beyonce for as long as I can remember, I just don’t believe her nonsense, and sure I’ll watch her shake her mom ass on stage like she’s still 20 years old, despite being a 40 year old mom, I find the desperation and level of trying as hard as she can entertaining, but not as entertaining as that she coined herself as Queen Bee and the world bought into it, it is like people are real fucking morons…

She’s on tour with her husband, we call it cashing the fuck in as a modern touring family that rely heavily on the media to allow them to keep existing, not that Jay Z really needs the media to keep him existing, he has a record label that has some real fucking earners among other things, but I guess the attention keeps them relevant…

I heard that white people are just obsessed with their every move, because in racist America people like to watch black people do better than them…I don’t know why…I guess it’s like a “wonder of the world” to them or some shit…

I am more interested in seeing Jay Z fuck Beyonce like he fucks all the girls who aren’t Beyonce…couple sex is the only think I find interesting about couples…not drinking on the beach…that shit’s garbage…I wonder how many takes it too – but how about I post it! Here you go.

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TO SEE THE REST OF HER BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

How about her booty shake..

Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2016

21

Jun

Kesha’s Fat Tit of the Day

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Kesha posted a picture of her busting out of a bikini top for her instagram, which means she thinks she looks hot in this pic, or that her tits look hot and that she wants to share her tit with those of you who never thought Kesha was hot…because she’s not..

Or maybe this is all part of the Kesha liberation, from when she dropped the $ dollar sign from her name, you know because she’s an independent women who can’t be owned by a man, even though her career was created by that man, and he technically owns her…in modern day, rich person, dancing monkey pop music puppet white girl cotton picking slavary…because she doesn’t need a man now that she’s already famous – give her her freedom and look at her tits…LIBERATION….

It’s Kesha, who cares, just be happy she’s stopped fucking whining.

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