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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

Sienna Miller Topless in Europe of the Day

Elsa Hosk is Naked on the Beach of the Day

Lizzo Pollutes the Internet with her Fat Chick Propaganda of the Day

Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2016

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with checking out moms at the public pool when you look the way I look is that they think you’re checking out their kids like some kind of pervert….because you are a fucking pervert, just not that kind of pervert and more the kind waiting to see your big mom tit fall out unprovoked or maybe just a solid Mom Pussy eating a bathing suit…with a worst case scenario just a good ass in a bikini shot without the good ass because you’re old…just take in the male attention Slut. That’s why you’re in a bikini at a fucking public pool like this was Vegas. My god people – it’s summer in Canada and these people don’t have a fucking clue of how it works….and

Here are some steplinks to change you’re life for better not worse

Mirror Selfies
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Beyonce Looking Old as Fuck Giving Dirty Looks
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Sara Hyland Cleavage No Bra
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Goldie Hawn – Old Slag in a Bathing Suit – Hard Nipples
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Bieber’s On Stage Fail
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PTSD Help For Veterans By Smoking Weed
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Topless ireland baldwin and Her Prison Tats of the Day
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Rat Cow Cleavage
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All Eyez on Me – The Tupac Movie Trailer….
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Hilary Duff – Ass
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Taylor Swift Slutting
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The Swan PAstry Makes Taylor Swift Cream
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No Name Actress Titty Flashing
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Shannon Doherty – Not Dead of Cancer Yet
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Julianne Hough – Cameltoe
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Steph Curry’s Wife Says – NBA Finals are Rigged
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Bald Rose McGowan
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Casey Batchelor in a Bikini
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Pantyless wHore
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Kate Moss in a Bathing Suit
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Victoria Sivlstedt – Whore
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Heidi Klum Overalls
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Kim Garner – Slut
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Airplane Black Boxes Explained
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Timelapse of a V8 Engine Being Built
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Telemarketer called Elevator!
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Interesting Concert Goer is Disgusting…
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Julianne Hough in a Tight Dress
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I hate this James Late Night Fat GUy Dude and his Red Hot Chili Pepper Skit
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day – I Put Sweat and Blood Into Finding These for you..
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I fucking love bush
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French Girl Loves Anal
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Weird Public Sex of the Day
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A Couple of Sluts Naked
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Bitch on a Floaty
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Charlie Sheen’s AIDS Pussy Before it was AIDS Pussy
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Amateur Sex Fuck Ups
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Jun

Bella Thorne Wants you to Watch Her Eat With her Booty Popping of the Day

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Her status on this pic:

“Enough warnings !!!!! In you go ”

I don’t know, I am obviously jaded and irritated by how simple it is for girls to get famous on the internet to be famous in life- you know, by being sluts….

I come from a place where girls would be sluts, hoping to get famous, never getting famous, making them bigger sluts to get famous, only to not get famous, eventually throwing in the towel, finding a rich guy, having kids and getting fat…

I don’t like this instant gratification, but more imporantly, I don’t like the cheesy staged pics, that aren’t casual, that aren’t good, that aren’t interesting, but that are staged to be hot, from an angle they probably took 15 pics to get, like this one of her eating..

Sure you eat like that, ass popped out, straddling, legs spread like a whore giving birth, shot from the side, low angle looking up to capture the open mouth moment for her fans…like they were in the room when she’s posing…

Garbage, but her big ass makes it ok….it’s just ridiculous…absurd…but I love sluts…I even wear a T-Shirt…

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2016

Jun

Hot Hipster Slut with Nipple Ring for High Concept Cheesy Photoshoot of the Day

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Her name is Pauline Ivashevskaya and I call her a slut becuase she gets naked on the internet – beause it’s empowering and art and not because she’s broken, or trying to get famous because she thinks she’s hot or thinks she’s got what it takes to get it out there because the interenet is a lie and it’s easy to trick the starving for content media for content and it’s easier to get it out there with naked pics because we like naked – instead of trying to something clever that actually inspires or makes a difference – just show your tits…

I hate to say tits are boring, but there’s so many fucking tits on the internet ….and these are so fucking cheesy, look at her posing, that serious face, fuck off you clown…and stick things in your asshole like you’re supposed to…

Pictures BY EMANUELE FERRARI who probably hates that I stole her pictures for you…

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2016

Jun

Emma Stern has is the Future of All Things of the Day

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Howard Stern’s daughter Emma, has an amazing upper lip…

She also goes by the name Emma Stern Nielsen….you know trying to avoid being accused of nepotism and I follow her on instagram….because we may live in a world where so many of these girls, I’m talking anyone who is a 7 or up, is doing photoshoots on the internet and thinking they are hot, talented or matter…

BUT SOMETIMES!

An actual amazing looking model breaks out of the noise, and reminds you that some models deserve to be models, are models, and were born to be models – because they have hot fucking features, mainly lips, I mean this mouth is just absurd and she knows it…

So Emma Stern Nielsen is the kind of girl I want to see succeed, and who will probably succeed, because she’s just fucking awesome, get her in mainstream campaigns – make her a Victoria’s Secret Angel…let’s go…

I’d say that she’s the kind of girl Iould watch masturbate, but I will watch any girl masturbate, no matter how weird, disgusting, limbs they have… I’ll be front row, with or without popcorn, because watching girls masturbate is one of my most favorite things…

But I do think she’s amazing…the kind of girl you’d want to follow around the world with or without her knowing – or you could just find her home address to mail her cum soaked kleenex, girls say they don’t like that kind of interest in them, but they love it…

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2016

Jun

British Presenter – Zoe Hardman – Shows Why Europe is Better of the DAy

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I guess she’s pregnant and topless…

Her name is Zoe Hardman, she’s a British presenter, whatever the fuck that means, she’s topless in Ibiza where women get topless, it’s what they fucking do, this is what they consider a bathing suit in the Las Vegas / Miami beach of Europe…filled with trashy, busty, party people wasted in the beautiful setting, tits everywhere…even pregnant tits..and since I am not from the UK, I’ll say her boyfriend or husband or the reason she’s pregnant’s cameltoe with his shorts in the wind…

I am just using this as a free the nipple beacon of hope that one day people will follow my bikini top ban….in local parks for my masturbation.

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2016

Jun

Hilary Duff’s Jet Blue in Bed Erotica / Prostitution of the Day

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I wonder how much Jet Blue paid Hilary Duff for this brilliant at that I know makes you want to fly Jet Blue, maybe even that New York / LA flight we can assume Hilary Duff got for free, or maybe she got 100,000 dollars for the post…or maybe more – because that’s how famous people work – they are puppets with an audience they promote their bullshit they get paid stupid money to do..when we know her fans are only into her to jerk off to the memories of her at 16…

In this case, it was zero effort, inflated lips, bright selfie…that has nothing to do with airplanes but has everything to do with making you want to cum on her big lips and wonder – why she wasn’t sucking on a banana – a little breakfast to make it fucking count…but her fans are only into her to jerk off to the memories of her at 16…

Maybe you’re not into her cash grab but more into her grabbing her friend’s tits…

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2016

Jun

UK Whore Fame Whoring for the Paparazzi as UK Whores Do of the Day

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Her name is – Megan Rees – it’s safe to say no one gives a fuck about her, but she managed to get into reality TV in the UK which is apparently pretty easy to pull off, maybe it’s a small island, maybe they have limited decent looking trash with all their teeth and breast implants, maybe they built a “culture” or “babe culture” on glamour models, making these stripper looking hookers the norm of baseline of what they think as a people as HOT…you know since accents like that scream everyone’s a faggot poofter fuck – and any closet case who is more into fucking his mate at the tennis club – or doing hooligan fights at the EURO in france…while finger banging each other’s assholes..would choose the most basic criteria of babe “big tits, shaved pussy, bald pussy, short skirt”..and these babes do the simpliest of simple get in the news hustle…no panties, clubs where the paparazzi is, get in the tabloids, matter…get a rich soccer playing husband…

So silly…everyone knows bush is back, get on it trash and show me some fucking bush..not stubble..

BUSH NOT STUBBLE

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2016

Jun

Naked Babe Dancing on the Table… and Other Videos of the Day

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Meatloaf Collapse was due to Dehydration –

Granny VS Cops

Pop Top Tent Pops on Freeway

Steamroller Takes Out a Dude

Truck VS Bridge

Dude SELFIES his own Death

Ping Pong Fail

Fight – ends Bad

Guy on Motorcycle – Tries to Split Cars

Paint Falls 100 Feet

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Jun

I am – Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The more I talk to girls…the more they trust me with personal information because they don’t sexualize me – even though I sexualize them – and treat me like a BFF Girlfriend – they open up to with information I masturbate but pretend I’m casual about. It’s an art.

Today in lessons from the pussy – I learned that 2 girls I talk to have cum from working out, doing their abs, and everytime they hit the gym they “destroy” their panties, which is probably a good thing for people like me who don’t really like the gym, who’s fitness regime isn’t actually working out in a gym to have stronger orgasm, but rather who’s fitness is more jerking off trying to cum with a limp dick for hours…

I guess what I am trying to say is that – the gym, a more magical place that I originally thought it was, and I already thought it was a magical place…because skimpy tight clothes, poses, and girls showering and naked together – is legendary…not legendary enough to get me to sign up…and not as legendary as these links…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Lady Gaga May be in a Movie
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Drinking a Cup of Water in a Jet
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Vanessa Hudgens – Slutty
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Dog Sneeze of the Day
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Everything Wrong with JAWS
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X-Factor Rejection Goes Well
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Slutty Redhead of the DAy
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Alessandra AMbrosio – Yoga
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Sara Underwood – Ass
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The Tupac Movie Trailer….
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Instagram Model – Getting Coverage
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Vegas in Infared
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2016

Jun

Justin Bieber Falls Through a Trap Door On Stage of the Da

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Justin Biber was in Canada performing for a group of obsessed fans, because despite everyone hating the motherfucker, they seem to really love the motherfucker…hits songs, sold out shows, he’s not the child star you’d want him to be, you know killing himself in his hotel room forgotten….we can blame social media for that.

But we can thank social media for Justin almost dying on stage, you know someone got beat up by him and his angry little brat fists, because no body tries to kill a BIEB, especailly not a staffer who you know did it on purpose…

I like to think of this as a demonstration on what his dick did to Selena’s Big Pussy, or maybe Selena is behind this…or maybe it’s just a way to get the sympathy of the people, who would really prefer if it involved a head injury – since dude needs a reset…

I guess what I am saying is there’s something magical about someone walking with this kind of attempted swagger…trip and fall is masterful..organic…authentic and real….unlike everything else about the motherfucker….

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