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2016

02

Jun

Ariel Winter Mirror Tricks of the Day

Ariel Winter is a fat busty girl from TV…who has a lot of creepy fucking fans watched as her tits grew bigger and bigger and bigger until they were unmanageable so she cut them off at 18…only for them to still be big and growing bigger and bigger like they are some kind of amazing horror monster…we all want to latch onto and feed off because they are magical..

Unfortunately, those big tits come with fat but thanks to some mirror tricks going on…she is showing you what could be abs, but that if she was to turn sideways – you’d see her gut hanging over her pants, which is porn to most of you, because you’re used to WAY fucking fatter…

Good times…

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2016

02

Jun

Naked Woman in Zimbabwe for Harambe and Other Videos of the Day

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Hawaiian Homeless Fight…

Flag Thieves get Karma…

Man Gets Face Plant

Brazilian Torch Fall…

Lizard Attacks Man…

Road Rage

Better Road Rage…

Bull VS People

Body Cam on a Pig…

Man Clears Customers…

Guy Turns into Superman

White Girl in China Tits…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

02

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Who are you…and what are you looking at…shouldn’t you be mourning Harambe like he was Cecil the Lion or some shit…not hunting down celebrity tit…you flimsy fuck…

I like the Elon Musk thinking we are characters in a videogame from some advanced species…because I always thought that – only it wasn’t a videogame it was more all of us in a advanced species dollhouse but that’s just because I’m not a tech billionaire…I’m more brick and mortar….and only use the internet to find love / someone to eat my dirty ass…or at least a handjob – because handjobs, even on my limp useless impotent dick make me feel 12 at church gain…

Here are some morning links…

Whores Sticking Out Their Tongues
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Madonna Hot and Crazy Looking in a Mask
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Mariah Carey VS Eva Longoria
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Lyft Driver Shaq
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Johnny Depp – Predator in 2014 – Here’s the Proof
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Precision Bombing of the Day
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Bella Thorne Has Legs
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Woman Takes Selfie at Light – Because Snapchat has Made You All Vapid Retards Who Share Nothingness…
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Kate Beckinsale – Body Shamed
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Bai Ling in a Bikini
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini…
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Billy Ray Cyrus’ Head of Hair
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2016

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Old women, I’m talking really fucking old women, like 35 years old an older old, are the best girls to sext with, especially when they are recently divorced after being married for 10 years, and moms, because there’s this level of not giving a fuck – they’re soul has already been ravaged coupled with a timeline they know they’ve crossed…when they locked themselves down during what felt at the time like the tail end of their good years, only to realize they still have some fuck left in them…fuck they want to spread all over the motherfucking place to make up for lost time and to redeem their egos after they were left by their husbands for a younger woman…

So when talking to old women, like 35 years old or older women…be sure to only talk about how they are past their prime, it’s an indirect challenge to prove they can do what the girls in the porn they’ve watched their entire marriage for some level of excitement

I don’t fuck them though – that’s just gross…35 year old women…DISGUSTING..I may be a pervert but not that KIND of pervert…

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Many Great Asses
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Taylor Swift is Not Pregnant with Calvin Harris Babies
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Cara Delevigne is “art”
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Make a PCP and Heroin Joint,
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Alicia Keys Cleavage
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Pregnant Megan Fox in a Tight Dress
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Oh Shit – Drake Hangs with HAiley Baldwin
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Kate Moss is Dating an 18 Year Old
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Kylie Jenner – Whore
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Penn Gilette Destroys Women Who Blame Violence on Videogames
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What would happen if Humans Disappeared
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Dog Plays the Piano and Howls Along
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Still Watching the Courtney Stodden Mom in a Bikini Pregnant Slut Dance
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How Budget Airlines Work…
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Some Faith Stowers Nipple
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Kate Hudson Whore in a Bikini…
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No Driver in a Tesla Prank
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Amber Heard Sold Her Beat Up Pics To the Tabloids
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Radiohead Burn the Witch Cello Cover…
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AMber Heard’s Lawyer’s Statement of the Day
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Dina Lohan Erotica!
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Rihanna See Through
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Oprah is Coming Out With her Own Food
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Eugenie Bouchard Plays Tennis
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Hair Catches Fire During Romantic Bath Time
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Really Weird America’s Got Talent Act – Tape Faced Boy
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Girl Walks With a Baby White Rhino
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Olivia Munn and her Cleavage are Garbage
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Kate Beckinsale and her cleavage ARe Not Garbage
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Emily Osment in a Bikini Top Has Tits
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Irina Shayk at an Event Looks Like a Russian Hooker
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Bikini Model – Constance
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A Bunch of Hooters Girls
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Megan Fox’s Baby is Telepathic
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Shower Masturbator
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED BY ME!!
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Big Tits Exposed on a Jog
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Hot Pool Girl
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Hot Slut and a 2 Incher
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Juicy Cam GIrl..
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Zelda D – is a Whore
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Small Penis Porn
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Bitch…Starts Fight…
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Some Random SLut..
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

01

Jun

Taylor Swift is Single and the Fucking Worst of the Day

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I guess Taylor Swift Terminated the pregnancy that my very reliable source told me she was pregnant…and I still believe that she could be…because I would hate to be seen as anyone who promotes fake information…actually, I wouldn’t mind that – my entire existence has been trolling…and I’m really into her being pregnant because now that her and her DJ who she pretended and acted so in love with – despite him being a DJ who tours at clubs and is surrounded by young horny girls – making him not loyal at all – but more a “I can’t believe I’m rich from this, I was always so awkward and now that I fuck Taylor Swift all the girls want me”….kind of guy…are broken up – she’ll be forced to raise a bastard baby –

Unless she already terminated the pregnancy…

Oh how great it would be to be in the inner circle and to know exactly what is happening to her uterus….coupled with all the tactics used to troll the world…into loving her….

But I’m just like everyone else, watching her complain about FROGS in an instagram video she posted a week ago!!

Here’s some bikini romance staged bullshit to perpetuate her lies…

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

01

Jun

Arnold Schwarzenegger Gets Chased by Elephants of the Day

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Arnold Schwarzenegger is amazing in everything he does, he just has to open his mouth and speak in his stupid fucking accent and I laugh…so seeing him on his African Safari where he’s not killing majestic creatures with his action hero weapons – or his bare hands..as he should…probably because a mother didn’t let her 3 year old crawl into the Elephant den…forcing the world to go into an uprising after killing the majestical creature – because we can all collectively say that bad parents deserve dead babies – and majestic creatures we exploit deserve life…but the elephant does charge him and it’s LOLz.

Posted in:Arnold Schwarzenegger|SFW

2016

01

Jun

Charlotte McKinney Naked for Attention of the DAy

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Charlotte McKinney stretching, showing you her flexibility, the moves that would have been perfect for a stripping career but her dad is rich so she will never have to strip…at least not in the traditional way…but still strips in the sense of taking off her clothes, just instead of 10 dollars a song she does it to keep her name in the mix because she’s got the taste of fame…which we can assume tastes a lot like rich man semen that helped her get on TV….and now she’s scrambling to keep the famous for nothing alive…with big naturals…that I think are good enough to keep the famous alive…because all women should be paid according to their bra size – and the only reason they aren’t is due to the feminist movement of the 60s who we were forced to listen to – but if you ask any man – they’ll agree…tits are all that matters….so throw the rest of Charlotte McKinney away…

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2016

01

Jun

Ebonee Davis Hot for LUI Magazine of the Day

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I hate that I’ve never fucked a black girl…because I fucking love black girls….but they don’t love me, I’m a Mexican and lower on the totem pole…not to mention my penis is too small for them…but I still fucking love black girls…so much flavor…so much soul…so exotic…so busty on a small frame…so perfect…

These tits are fucking amazing….all big…and big…on a small frame…making me wish black girls didn’t hate me…so that I got the chance to make hip hop beats on her vagina with my tongue….I hear they like that….and watermelon…and fried chicken…

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2016

01

Jun

Stella Maxwell for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about assless Stella Maxwell. There’s something about her that I just can’t fucking stand. She’s just this opportunist who has no business being anything more than an instagram model, but she manipulated her way into the Victoria’s Secret party circle and used her fake friends to get in front of the right people – who packaged her as the hipster VS model…

Then she managed to make her Miley go alone with the whole being a lesbian – because it was good marketing for her tour that as soon as it ended went back to Miley being normal, you know putting that “character” up on the shelf until it’s next public appearance after the cash grab….and that mutually beneficial hustle from manipulating Miley to help endorse her…worked out better for her and and the whole thing is so frustrating because I hate when garbage pulls off serious scams…

But I will look at her or any skinny model bitch naked – I don’t care enough about their garbage behavior that works enough to let it outweigh her naked…

These pics are for Maxim Magazine, a magazine that used to buy traffic for me when I had more traffic than they did because I am god of the internet…shot by Gilles Bensimon, the old time photographer who has been doing this since the 60s, but more interesting was DOING ELLE MACPHERSON at her prime – which is amazing because she’s amazing and these pics are obviously the best Stella Maxwell has looked – nothing a little money, fame and success can do to a set of shitty hipster tits..

Some more outtakes..

Posted in:SFW|Stella Maxwell

2016

01

Jun

Kate Moss because She’s Kate Moss of the Day

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I don’t know if I love Kate Moss because I was in my 20s when she was coming up – getting beat up by Johnny Depp – the leader of the Heroin Chic Calvin Klein child erotica themed underwear late 90s hustle…

Or if it’s because she is constantly topless, with a whole doesn’t give a fuck attitude because like all these models who have won, she doesn’t give a fuck..she’s rich and she’s made it…

Or it may have more to do with her being 50 and still going strong….

But I think it’s because I know she’s got the dirtiest, beat up pussy, up there with a crackwhore pussy, because she dated possibly married heroin addict rockstars back when she was getting exposed doing coke at parties because that’s what models do…and you know that needle sharing rockstar fucked all kinds of groupies that indirectly were also rubbed up against Kate Moss….you see….I adore fucking dirt bags…especially bags of the vagina variety…

THese pics are for Alberta Ferretti’s fall campaign, whatever the fuck that is…I just know that they suck…but are still Kate Moss…and that’s good.

It more interesting Kate Moss news – she’s rumored to be banging an 18 year old named Jake Curtis – the son of some movie director – who is probably proud his boy lands A Class whore – even if she’s in her 50s / 42….same shit. This could be his instagram INSTAGRAM …good job…

Posted in:Kate Moss|SFW