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2016

02

Jun

Emilia Clarke for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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The thing I like about midget Emilia Clarke is that on Game of Thrones they refer to her as the midget – so everyone, including her knows she’s a midget, and as a midget you should imagine spinning her and her big in proportion tits….

I don’t like Game of Thrones because all you wizard loving, fantasy watching, virgin motherfuckers….because ever since I found out fantasy existed, in shitty books, shitty video games, and then in shitty clubs at the college level who played Magic Cards and had sword battles in the woods like 7 year olds at 30, it made me uncomfortable…but Emilia Clarke is lovely….

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2016

02

Jun

Ana Sotillo Hot Shoot of the Day

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Ana Sotillo is a signed model….like every single girl with a social media account with over 3,000 followers – who spends her days doing free photoshoots for bullshit photographers and brands – trying to get as famous as possible…

She’s from Spain, I’ve spent too much time on her, saying the same thing I say about all the girls who won’t fuck me because I’m a creep, even though I can help them achieve their hooker dreams…because even hookers don’t respect me…which is funny because the guys they do respect, the guys with money they do respect, are the guys who want to piss on them…when I just want to cuddle them and talk about our feelings…while grabbing her great tits.

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2016

02

Jun

Marion Cotillard Topless Beach of the Day

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Marion Cotillard is a French actress and she’s 40 so therefore she’s relatively dead in sex appeal, even when she’s showing off her 40 year old natural tits, that look a little too natural…

I googled her, because I don’t know who any of these people are, but more importantly – I don’t know who the over 40 crowd is – and apparently she’s in some kind of scandal – because Brad Pitt cheated on Angelina Jolie while filming some movie I didn’t see – sounds like a publicity stunt, kind of like being shot by the paparazzi in some north african island with a population of 3000….where one of the people happens to be a fucking paparazzi…

40 year olds are only good to fuck when you’re 17 and they are your neighbor’s wife…teaching you how to fuck up the ass…other than that they are the age you usually cheat on with younger girls..but whatever – her tits, from France, exist…and at least they aren’t fat…

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2016

02

Jun

Sarah Hyland in Some Shoot of the Day

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Sarah Hyland posted some of these ballet pics a whole ago, but I guess it was part of a bigger – more substantial campaign or photoshoot – that in part showcases her ballerina ability – which isn’t shocking considering she’s a child star and obviously her parents put her in ballet when she was 2 to condition her for a life of performing – disciplined performing – pay our mortgage and our life because we made you performing….all while rocking a 12 year old body with some creepy As fuck – Jon Benet Ramsey Lookin’ Tits…

I just find it weird to see a 25 year old who looks like a 12 year old who may be 25 but anyone fucking her likes that she’s 12 – espcially her fans who follow her because of that reason alone -legal kiddie porn…

I prefer my girls to be more haggard, I’m talking 40 at 20…it’s more authetic, real, with more pain and stuggles that feel good to cum on….

So not into this.

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2016

02

Jun

Cara Delevingne for Famous Dead Animals of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is in this photoshoot called “I’m not a Trophy” – where she poses fully naked or strategically naked or naked enough because no one should want to see Cara Delevingne naked – she’s boring, even if she took the model world by storm, by being the lively model amongst half dead models – who has now gone onto acting in hollywood movies….

She just reminds me of the annoying pretentious loud girl at the bar who loves hearing herself talk – making snarky comments who even when you roofie her to bring her to the back alley for romance – doesn’t shut up – because she’s been on meds since she was a kid – stealing them from her rich mom’s medicine cabinet…you know tolerance….fun once in a while – but the kind of girl you want to drown as soon as you cum…

That said, this is a very relevant shoot that should speak to all of your souls now that you’ve forgotten Harambe like he was Cecil the lion and all the other animals the TRUMPS kill on safari….free these majestic creatures…or complain about how badly treated they are on social media instead of donating money to save them in the wild you crazy fucks…

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2016

02

Jun

Olga Kobzar Big Tits of the Day

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Olga Kobzar is a model mayhem girl who says she’s from Paris…but who is obviously cut from Russian sex worker cloth – who has massive fucking tits – like all girls who want to make it in this modeling world should – even though she uses model mayhem…a site that has recently been in the news because it can officially be sued for not warning the low level models about rapists posing as photographers – who take advantage of the low level models and their desperation TRUE STORY

Not that that would happen to our fair OLGA…the woman with the most abusive sounding name, because she’s strong, Russian and capable of murdering you with her bare hands – not feeling guilty about it…because Russia….

Her instagram is BUGS_BUNNY_GF and she’s got massive fucking tits…I mean…following…in the 75,000 because people love fucking tits…or maybe it’s more to do with her philanthropic work like all these other instagram models…

I won’t say that I’m in love with her but I am in love with her tits.

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2016

02

Jun

Aimee Rouski The Colostomy Bag Model of the Day

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Here’s a new opportunist on the body positive kick – celebrating her colostomy bag – because she’s has Crohn’s, a disease that fucking sucks and that girls I’ve had sex with have had – and have been operated on because of – but never to the point of a colostomy bag – something that would make any girl feel insecure – you know since not every dude is into shit bags, but most dudes will fuck a girl with a shit bag, because you don’t see the shit in the bag and you don’t need an asshole to have good sex as long as the pussy is in tact – but girls don’t realize how sick we are as a species / gender – nothing would stop us – hell there are people who would fuck the colostomy bag, or the hole into her intestine just to get off…it is hotter than fucking Amy Schumber – true story…

I support this body positive, own your disability and disease and the shitty tools needed to keep you alive…literally…

I am a believer in post it as long as you’re not a lazy fat chick trying to get attention – because that is empowering – and a way to get semi famous for it – and in turn it turns sadness and trauma into DOLLARS…

Plus there’s a fetish in here somewhere…

Here’s what she wrote with the pics:

I’ve wanted to do this for a while because I always see body posi posts for weight, but not many for disabilities / invisible illnesses.

First off I have Crohn’s disease, it’s a serious incurable illness that nearly killed me, not just a stomach ache like most people seem to think.
A person with crohns will go through many different treatments including surgery, and it’s the surgery I want to touch on now.

My Crohns has left me with a permanent ileostomy, no large intestine, colon, rectum, anus, or inner thigh muscles as they were used for plastic surgery on my wounds.

I’ve always been okay with the stuff that has happened to me, but some people have real difficulties accepting these things so I just want to say this.
No one will know unless you tell them.

People who know will still love you and still find you beautiful.
Your illness is nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed abou

Here’s her

Here’s her feature in Metro.Uk

Here are her hot skinny legs…THIGH GAP fro, not being able to digest food is still thigh gap…

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2016

02

Jun

Demi Lovato Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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Lesbian Demi Lovato takes ownership of the no-make up, be a fat mexican chick with mental issues hustle – because it turns out that there are a lot of fat girls and loyal Mexicans who believe her lie, who buy into her nonsense, who make her rich as fuck and who keep her doing what she is doing…from Disney to mental breakdown – to loyal following that listens to her lies…

While she’s not touring like a cunt who thinks people want to listen to her – because she has the money to prove it – she’s probably at home fucking her Wilmer Valderamma up the ass, because his dick fell off from all the young pussy in Hollywood he destroyed when he was relevant….not to mention ass play from an angry egotistical lesbian is a good time for someone who’s had it all – but doesn’t want to admit he’s a faggot…

I preferred her when she was bi-polar, institutionalized and all that good stuff we call addicted to drugs because that’s what famous people do…not that I’ve actual preferred her anyway…she’s Demi Lovato…who gives a fuck…I mean besides millions of really creepy fans who care too much about this girl…

I also prefer her when she was rumoed to have sex tapes with Miley….but here she is in fetish gear for a photoshoot – because people, not me, but people…like her.

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2016

02

Jun

Ireland Baldwin’s “Fashion” Porn of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin must be pretty fucking mad…she paved the way for a few things – the first was the surfer cute young couple who so many girls have ripped off. You know just young and in love in bikinis by the ocean bullshit…that no one really bought into when Ireland Baldwin was doing it…but that everyone buys into now…

Then she broke up, went lesbian and dark, ended up in rehab and was just an all around disaster- as her cousin and the JENNER / HADIDS used their rich kid positioning to really get all the modeling jobs…while Ireland just kept getting tattoos to mark emotional moments in her struggle as a rich kid….

I guess she’s trying to reclaim her position, with instagram photographers, I wouldn’t know because she’s blocked me on everything because she doesn’t know LOVE when it comes knocking on her instagram comments…we both have pugs…

This shoot involves nudity – in some weird homo erotic weirdness by Tony Duran…interesting, but not really…this is super gay…I like her better when her dad called her a little pig…but this titty grab threesome is ok too..

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2016

02

Jun

Maya Stepper Naked by Josephine Clough of the Day

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Maya Stepper is a German “traveler”…but she looks more like a try hard model – doing all she can to grow her social media to hit 1 million – because she’s already got 150,000 “fans” who only follow her because she posts aggressive pics – and that means she’s 10 percent of the way to her goal…her dreams..when all she ever wanted comes true…thanks to rich guys who like fucking instagram models without condoms accidentally knock her up…

She’s not a hooker, she’s just a modern day opportunist…like so many other whores who aren’t whores – watch your mouth – they’re fake models…

If you know what I mean…

Follow her on INSTAGRAM if you want to make me, the middle man obsolete…

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