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2016

Jun

Nina Dobrev’s Playing Beach Vollyball of the Day

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Nina Dobrev posted some gratuitous bikini pics to her social media that aren’t supposed to look like they are about the bikini pics since that’s what faemwhore sluts do – but rather about the sport man…it’s always about the sport…that’s why beach Volleyball, female gymnastics and anything that involves a bitch half naked or in spandex is the most popular Olympic sports…we care about athleticism when we can jerk off to it..

She’s Hollywood, she is or was a TV show main character – playing some vampire or vampire hunter like she was Sarah Michelle Gellar…and she is famous because of it, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t need the bikini pics on social media to keep the “LIKES” up…

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2016

Jun

Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue of the Day

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I feel like I already posted these pics of Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue’s Lingerie issue, which I guess deserves a second post if I did post it, because I love immigrant models in lingerie for fashion magazines….it’s like Playboy doesn’t even do shit this racy anymore, yet VOGUE is posting half naked and often times full naked girls…because it’s “Art” and not for masturbation purposes..but as someone who has been jerking off to Fashion TV and fashion magazines since the 80s…I can prove that their content is in fact porn…as I anxiously await for the Louis Vuitton Spread ANUS issue…

Eastern European girls…are everything…and they are affordable…until they realize they are a hot commodity…then they are totally unaffordable and usually date billionaires or dudes who can increase their commodity value…

Communism works…or it killed off the ugly bitches because every one of these Eastern European girls is amazing…I am just disappointed there’s not exposed tits, something Edita is known for….because nipples are great…to look at and suck on…you can quote me on that.

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2016

Jun

Elle Fanning Panties of the Day

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Elle Fanning is ok, so staring at her panties is not as perverted as it was 2 months ago, not that 18 really applies to these kids with stage parents, they’ve learned the hustle and been whored out in one way or another, but probably not that much becaue her older sister paved the way for her…but still fucked…

I like panties, I’m just sad she’s not wetting herself in these pics, it’s more of a fetish than just panties. we’re in the internet era and need to continuously one up ourselves to stay exciting…

If you’re more interested in her creepy sister, Dakota, or if you’re like me and into sister on sister erotica or at least threesome, or worst case scenario dating one sister and tricking the other one into fucking you to spite the original one, or better “accidentally” crawling into bed with her on family vacation after a night of drinking so that you can pretend you thought you were jerking off on the right sister’s face…it’s all a blur…or if you’re like me, you don’t go for the uptight girls, you focus on the VERY rich and disturbed or the VERY poor and disturbed who will in turn….fuck you together because they are so fucking broken…

Here’s her lether-like butt shot…

Either way, sisters are great…even when they are weirdos like the Fannings….

TO SEE MORE DAKOTA IN A LEATHER-LIKE skirt – CLICK HERE

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2016

Jun

Ginta Lapina for Some Magazine of the Day

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Her name is Ginta Lapina…I would prefer if her name was GINA…Va Gina…

Yes…I am that basic of a man where a girl named for her only redeeming quality…and more importantly her money maker…is what I want her official name to be…even though I know every girl I look at in life I’ve named Vagina in my head, you know a loving and relevant nickname for all living humans so that I don’t need to saturate my brain with unnecessary things like her actual birth name…so when I walk down the street I say “oh there’s vagina, more vagina, another vagina, so many vagina”..you get what I’m saying…all girls whether they are named vagina or not – are vagina.

So here’ vagina from Latvia that was vagina in a lot of nude photos – but who now gets half nude for mainstream because people like hiring her and her vagina and I’m sure rich guys like inviting her vagina on luxury trips to the mediterranean..the good life…vagina.

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2016

Jun

Angela White is the Australian Pornstar in “artistic” Istagram Nudes of the Day

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Her name is ANGELA WHITE ….and apparently she’s an Australian pornstar who has won an Xbiz award for her work. I didn’t bother looking up her porn, but based on the style of this “instagram” style, artistic nudes, it’s safe to say that she’s probably one of those feminist pornstars who thinks it’s empowering to get fucked on camera for men to jerk off to her, for whatever reason – I call attention seeking, they’ll call a higher purpose of owning your sexuality – when the truth is that in a world like ours, owning your sexuality when everything is sex is keeping it in your goddamn pants..

But we’ll just go with body positive fat chicks getting fucked being a progressive movement….because they have big tits…

So many girls want to be pornstars now, it’s amazing, really all these fame seekers showing pussy for that fame…for someone who used to negotiate with girls for days or months to see their pussy – feels like a win for all of us…

Keep politicizing, intellectualizing, rationalizing you being paid for sex. Owning the female “boss” space in the indusry that was dominated by slimy guidos before it became hip…

She’s a sexual SUBJECT not a sexual OBJECT people. LOL. I dig it…and by it – i mean the huge tits.

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2016

Jun

Dude Licks Hairy Period Vagina and Anus in Some Cultural Ritual and Other Videos of the Day

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Bikini Girl Squats her Friend

Awkward Shaped Water Spout

Naked Man in the Street

Tasered in the Police Station

World’s Most Jacked Up Teeth

Food Stamper of the Day

Building Demo in China Gone Wrong

Weird Sea Plane Car

Therapist Massages Pussy to Increase Tightness

Girl Feeds Cat’s Asshole

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2016

Jun

Friday Dance Video of the Day

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I have no idea what this is about, I saw it on facebook and I thought it was an inspiring uplifting and even magical video experience that reminds us all that the world is vast and full of fucking weirdos battling for your minute of attention to watch them in action….

So many people doing it, just not that many are this legendary…

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2016

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Facebook killed the instagram star…

I still find it amazing that people truly believe that their instagram is their instagram – like some piece of real estate they invested and build up – that they’ve been able to rent out to brands over the years – only for the property owner to come in and say “we’re facebook, you are data not people, we use you to build up our business and make billions, keep posting”….and they have every right to do that, but your lazy asses keep going back…and these models and personalities who if you ask what they do for work say “Instagram”…you know that kind of person…are all mad with the new format…but it’s owned by instagram / facebook, it’s not like they gave you some magical place to create you…

Fucking idiots…

That said…I just heard girls in the park taking selfies in bikinis at 10:30 am complaining about the new instagram format. Not realizing social media is a scam and lie that capitalizes on the mornons of the world…but they were in bikinis at 10:30 am posing on all fours – so I guess it’s done ok for perverts like me…so that’s Facebook for making the instagram star work harder to get seen….

Here are some morning links…

Mirror Selfies!
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Heidi Fleiss’ Book
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Amazing Road Rage
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Calvin Harris Says Taylor Swift is Too Hollywood – but Dating her was Amazing for His Revenue
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Wild Icelandic Horses!
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Maitland Ward in a Bikini is Terrifying
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Kelly Brook’s Big Tits
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Some Batman Vs Superman Trailer…
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Golfing Close to the Edge
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Tunnel in a Weekend Timelapse
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Hot Girls Posing with Cameras
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Taking the GoPro
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2016

Jun

stepLINKS of the DAy

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If you want to make people mad at you – tell them that Harambe is the Trayvon Martin of our generation….and that Harambe’s death was far more significant…own it…make it intellectual sounding…they’ll get far more mad…

If you want to be mad at people, go to Costco and stand in front of the Krispy Kreme free donut counter….where the worst fucking people congregate…except for the single mom who looked down on her luck trying to get some calories into her kid…that bitch was skinny and good…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras….
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Rita Ora is fucking Bieber – Because She Fucks Everyone
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Rita Ora in Sports Bra
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RIP Taylor Swift’s Unborn Calvin Harris DJ Baby
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Madonna’s Daughter Cleavage….
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Brie Larson to Play Captain Marvel
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Margot Robbie as Harley QUinn
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Amber Heard Releases Johnny Depp Texts from His Beatings in 2014…Small Price to Pay to Be Married to Such a Famous Dude…You Want the Life – Pay the PRice
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Woman Steals Drone – Gopro Records It All
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Man With Concrete Rammer – Tries to Drink a Beer
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Kendall Jenner Braless Pokies
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Dog Baby Sitting a Goat
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Can YOu Pass the Color Test
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GoPro On A Critically Endangered Black Rhino
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So Many Hooters Sluts
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Kim Kardashians’ Disgusting Ass Crack on Instagram
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Kate Hudson Bikinis
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Shaq LYFT Driver
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Kid VS Lego Sculpture
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Kate Beckinsale MILF in a Dress
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Russian Couple Live With Domesticated Bear
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Charlotte McKinney Nude….
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Man Touches Priceless Museum Clock
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Charlie Riia Hand Bra…
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Heidi Fleiss’ Client List
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Stella Maxwell Sports Bra
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Tour Of Police Patrol Car
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Big Squishy Bitches…
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Headline of the Day
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Best Facebook Page To Like For Weed! Like It Bitches!
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Calvin Harris Dumped Taylor Swift Because They Were More Like Friends…meaning She’s a Shitty Fuck
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Bikini Babe Squats Her Friend
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Lesbians in Public
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Lucy and her Big Tits
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Big Tits into a Bikini
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Blonde and her Dildo
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Golf Anus
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Receptionist PUSSY rub
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Jun

Fat Amy Schumer Bottomless Pic of the Day

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Amy Schumer has let her fame get to her head…what the fuck is she thinking – this disgusting…

She’s posted this picture that I assume is of her not wearing bottoms in what is one of her most effective yet terrible joke – but I guess it speaks to her female audience, the same audience producers are trying to reach to sell movie tickets to – since guy are too busy at home watching porn to go see shit about fat girls with offensive looking faces – in scripted bullshit designed for single women who can’t get a boyfriend – because like Amy Schumer they are used for their holes – at 3 am instead of jerking off – if there is no way anyone around them can find out – only Amy Schumer is rich as fuck becuase of it..

This is just a whole lot of scams, from the angle of this picture, making her less disgusting – to the backstory…

There’s no reason for Amy Schumer to ever be pantsless, unless she’s taking a shit – and clearly, based on this body, that she’s trying to prove is hot -when it’s not – happens all the fucking time from all that FOOD…it’s gotta go somewhere…

Weird….marketing strategy – which I guess comes down to every girl, even these empowered feminists, just want to be jerked off to…it’s in their core of their DNA…and all their words are just bullshit – they do this to feel sexy….clearly…they aren’t…but luckily dudes will fuck anything…because we have no standards…perfect for Fat AMy…

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