Rita Ora wore a sheer shirt on her snapchat – because she’s the tits…and not in a Bro kind of way – calling their friend “the tits’ because they are so great – Rita Ora is the tits because it’s the only thing she has going for her…it’s the only reason she’s got a record deal – the only reason people care – and the only reason why people talk about her and allow her to continue her Rihanna impersonations…that she’s slowly becoming too old to really pull off official…because she will never be Rihanna – she’ll sure as hell try though…
She’s the worst, but I guess anyone dying to be famous is going to be pretty fucking shit…but she’s got tits..
Everyone may hate Anne Hathaway for being a cunt who doesn’t deserve the Oscar for cutting off her hair…while other people love her for being the Princess Bride…while I just don’t give a fuck about her and her irritating face and acting roles…but we can all agree on one thing…we don’t mind watching her mom mom tits in a dress at a premiere…because mom tits make milk and human milk is way less weird than drinking cow milk…it’s more natural…but tell the pregnant girl you’re trying to latch at the grocery store that and she’ll just call you weird and/or get you arrested….
No matter how tired I am….I can always muster the energy to ask a girl for nudes, to ask her when the last time she masturbated, to ask her how big and what color her bush is, to ask her for nudes…or to ask her to describe the last time she made a guy cum without using her hands – mouth or pussy – like I run my own twisted game show…
Unfortunately, that’s not a marketable skill that will make me private jet money..but it’s so much more rewarding than that…it’s what really matters in this dark scary world….
I spent my day drunk on tequila – looking at booty in bikinis – while trying to figure out where my life went completely wrong…
But before I fully gave up and jumped into the kiddie pool in efforts to drown myself….I passed out and woke up now – ready to bring you the ever important – life changing stepLINKS…
Funny things happened today – from youthful instagram photoshoots I helped direct by saying “show me your tits”….”pull out your vagina lips”….to…no that’s pretty much it…and you don’t even care…but either do I…blogging is such an embarassing hobby when I can spend my days staring at real life tits that ignore me…
Here are some stepLINKS..
Girls in THIGH Gaps – GAPING – THIGH GAPES CLICK HERE
Kesha Raped Johnny Cash Like he was Dr Luke CLICK HERE
Gwen Stefani’s Monster Face at the Award Show CLICK HERE
I like this vagina forward picture of Hailee Steinfeld, not because I think Hailee Steinfeld is hot, despite her looking fitter than ever…
I never watched True Grit, and if I did, I wouldn’t have eagerly waited for the actress’ 18th birthday so that I can finally jerk off to her without guilt…
I assume that so many Hailee Steinfeld fans are creeps who fall for an actress when they are underage and stick it out….when they are of age because it feels less wrong. It happened with Lohan, Chloe Grace, Harry Potter Chick and pretty much any girl who turned 18 while famos….
I never liked Hailee Steinfeld, especially not her pop career, if anything I find it laughable and a sign of the times where anyone with any level of low level fame, can put out an album to cash out.. even if she’s making fucking bank on songs about her masturbating…and touching herself…doesn’t mean it’s godo…
I just like the vagina forward stance because it reminds me of an old joke about a girl with a vagina that would chase people and the host body that couldn’t control it….you wouldn’t understand…no one understands…
She has ass from a great angle in a skimpy bottom…
She also Had hard nipples in a one piece…..
I guess the nice thing about Steinfeld is that she’s not posting the shameless pics on social media like Lohan, she lets the paparazzi do it so she looks innocent and angelic when we all know they are all a bunch of whores!
I guess her family didn’t rob her of a normal childhood…because here’s Ariel Winter the 18 year old who has already had her tits remodeled thanks to being on TV since she was very young thanks to her parents whoring her out….at prom…like a normal girl…
Unlike a normal girl, she was home schooled on set where the teacher did all the work for her, as the actors union forced the production company to have her in school while acting…but like all actors they get to go through the motions and really pretend in their vapid empty but well paid existence that they really experienced it…bullshit, but cleavage pics….
Lindsay Lohan is everything….including a clever little censor who doesn’t want the world to see her tits because she’s already shown the world her tits and it didn’t really do much for her….other than make people bored of her…not because she has bad tits, in fact she’s got amazing tits, but once you see the tits you don’t really need the girl anymore…you got what you want..partially because fucking her will make your dick fall off, but also becuase she’ll never fuck you – she aims for money to maintain her lifestyle – she’s Lohan…you know…pretty A list name, even though she hasn’t worked…
So she’s being subtle and coy, showing us she’s in a bathing suit..but making sure the railing blocks out everything that matters…and that is a tragedy….because I love Lohan as she falls apart, she’s a reminder of the glory days but more importantly – her tits are glorious…
She’s probably the biggest pain in the ass to hang out with – or date – even her face in these pics looks like she’s mad and complaining..that’s why I SAY solve the issue with the only redeeming thing we can…tits…and she can’t even get that right…
She posted this pussy / bikini bottom not panty / flash on her instagram – good work girl…not that it’s actually work, I mean it’s Lohan…getting out of bed and not dying of a drug overdose is her idea of working…but it is panty flash!
Billboard Music Awards are the most bootleg and irrelevant music awards behind the America Music Awards, bother are Dick Clark Productions, because Dick Clark will never die, he will just be cloned and raised as Ryan Seacrest.
Unfortunately, I watched at least an hour of the award show, so you don’t have to, thanks to hanging out with girls who walk around their house in the skimpiest panties and crop top shirts because it is comfortable and they are all sluts who grew up on porn pretty much making the decisions on what we watch…and at 18…seeing The Weeknd and Drake on a Sunday is everything for them…I mean besides taking selfies and posting snapchats…
Who am I to get in the way of that, not that I was really watching anyway, I was more into staring at their pussy definition….
I’d like to thank TINDER and the fearless nature of 18 year olds due to the internet, and porn, for letting this happen.
That said…
I saw:
1- Celine Dion Cry becasue she’s an emotional and terrifying french Canadian…
2- Rihanna look like she’s on heavy fucking drugs and pregnant on her way to walmart…
3- Adele premiere a new video where she looked beautiful – or her prettiest because she found a way to look skinny..
4- Kesha looking like she ate Adele for dramatics…
5- Some really skinny bitch who wasn’t 11, but had the body of an 11 year old..
6- Gwen Stefani sing country since she’s been slurping on country.
7- Madonna thanking Prince for a Sinead O’Connor song….she couldn’t sing…I can’t even post the shit it was so bad…
8- A Lot of Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato…too many people care about these people who are the worst…
9- That’s all I got…which is a lot…considering I fucking hate award shows…and I have no short term memory…and I was in a room with a young fat ass not wearing much..so I had better things going on…but in the defence of the billboard awards…shitting yourself in public from being drunk is better than the billboard awards….is better things to do…this event that isn’t eventful for an event that is marketed huge and that costs a fortune..in a world that is not that eventful…it’s all the same pop trash idiots who look the same singing songs that have already been done in a new format…turning everyone into distracted fucking robots…
10 – I missed Britney in her Underwear….
11- Lindsey Vonn Lookin’ Like one of Tiger’s Hookers…Because she was one…
12- Ciara was the host…
13- Arianna Grande is a Fucking Creep…
14 – Jessica Alba’s Mexican Skin Elasticity is Keeping her Hot as Fuck…
15- Kate Beckinsale is Everything….and I’m not even a virgin loser who watched underworld…
16- Mila Kunis is alright with a mouth she uses to make Kutcher Bust in her Face…
17 – That’s enough of this bullshit – TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
