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2016

25

May

Berit Birkeland Tits of the Day

Berit Birkeland can be found on INSTAGRAM …because she’s the lovely kind of instagram model who gets naked or topless in photoshoots in efforts to grow her instagram…something that I guess is working for her, as she’s in topless pics that are circulating, but something that is also so fucking lame…when discussing what she does for work…”I do instagram”….that’s the depth we’re dealing with here…the kind of girl trying to scam her way into money because she thinks she is hot and in being that commits to this instagram life…

The whole thing is pretty lame, but what isn’t lame is tits, on a girl named BERIT, who despite sounding like a spy or mail order wife, is actually rumored to be American…because American is built on immigrants and their immigrant kids with immigrant names…sneaking their way in before the evil takeover they have planned…watch yourself, while I watch them TITS…

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2016

25

May

Man Has Sex with Drainage Pipe and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Saws Off Penis In Front of Employees

Sex in the School Bathroom!

Super Predators in DC

This Testicle Training is Insane

Fight Fail…

Body Cam Shooting

Woman Takes Off on Police Chief

Motorcycle Panic

Punched and Kicked in London

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

25

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I always feel like I’ve won when I wake up before 10 am and head out to the park to watch an hour of women, clearly housewives who don’t actually work, since women are lazy and latch onto the first provider they find so that they can just chill, do YOGA in the park….bent over, their pussy in their tight pants spreading….exiting even though they are clearly moms…

But I never wake up before 10 am..so I guess I’m just born to lose…

Here are some morning LINKS…

Hot Girls in Bikinis
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Dick Water!
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This Anne Hathway Drama is So Ridiculous – Just Kill Her Off!
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Beyonce and Jay-Z have a Secret ALbum
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Pro Card Shuffling
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Giant Mechanical Squid
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Thirsty Lions Lick a Tent
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An Official Hooker in a Bathing Suit
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Lunching with Shia
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Kanye’s Bodyguard Has a Tell All…
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I still Love the Margot Robbie Vogue Video
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2016

25

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I love a mouthful of pubic hair when i am eating pussy…

I love pugs

I love telling girls I cry to Disney movies to seem vulnerable when really I’m predadory…up on the ROOOOFIE the ROOFER game…

I love falling in love with skinny girls driving my me in their cars..them stopped at a stop light…me jerking off in my sweat pants..

I love love..

I hate pretty much everything else..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Big Tits Busting Out
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19 Year Old of the Day
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Brit Model In Speedo
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Sluts in LIngerie for Forever 21
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Anne Hathaway – Tits
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Chloe Grace Moretz Legs
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Jennifer Garner is So Boring
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Dumb Bitch on the Freeway
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Calvin & Hobbes – Art Before Commerce
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Elijah Wood – Not Molested
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Victoria Silvstedt in Panties…
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Disgusting Nipple Sip
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Tennis Trick Shots with Serena Williams
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Thirsty Lion Licks Tent
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Mariah Carey Nipple!
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Lucy Hale in a Magazine…
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Cheryl Tweedy Cole
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Random Boring Bikini Model
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Rob Kardashian / Blac Chyna Baby Picture
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Tori Spelling Charged People 300 Dollars to Attend Her Birthday
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Rita Ora in Yellow
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Penelope Cruz Uncrossed Legs in a Magazine
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Karlie Kloss in a Sports Bra
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A Bunch of Chloe Grace Moretz
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Boring Victoria’s Secret Slut
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Keira Knightley in a Red Dress
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Emma Watson – Beauty and the Beast Trailer
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When Stunting Ruins a Home
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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23 Weird things in Russia –
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Bull Dog of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Some Bitch in Black Rockin’ Big Tits…
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Hot Naked Bitch of the Day
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Titty HANG
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Ladies Room Eat Out
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Thick Momma Shakes Her Stuff
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MMA Dude VS Bali Cops
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Mounted Dildo of the Day
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

24

May

Gillian Anderson Tits on a Computer for the Nerds of the Day

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I never thought Gillian Anderson was hot. I never watched the X Files. I also thought the nerds who thought she were hot were just undersexed perverts with no real options….but to jerk off to the star of their favorite show…and they were, I was right, but surprisingly…they still exist and will forever remain the object of their desire – thanks to being an obsessive compulsive, socially awkward nerd – who still considers those years the glory days…

I assume those people are probably the same people who still visit the site…all 3 of you…who come visit the site…so as a service to you and your adult virginity…and memories of your youthful chronic masturbation to girls you pretended were your girlfriends…who you made sex dolls of as you came on their pics…like Gillian Anderson…here is her cleavage…many years later…in some selfie she posted…weirdness…alien shit…the real x files…

Posted in:Gillian Anderson|SFW

2016

24

May

Edita Vilkeviciute for Shitty Zara Catalog Pics of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute has big tits…Zara has big budgets…together they came together and made fucking garbage…

It’s like when you see too really hot people together in love – with some ugly retard kid in a bike helmet with thick glasses on at the age of 3….all autistic from Vaccines, and mutated because TWO RIGHTS don’t always make a RIGHT….

The world is saturated with boring catalog pics that look like they are shot on an iphone..

The world has too many, even though we can never have too many, people playing model on the internet like a bunch of fucking losers who should be beat up, and bikini pics and nude pics are everywhere – shot for under 100 dollars for props for the most part…

So when you have 100k or you’re paying a model 100k…a titty model…who has worked with all the brands…for some big production thing – why not go fucking big – instead of this…

It’s like I can’t even see her pussy slit in her bikini bottoms – what the fuck is this shit…I’m going back to looking at nobodies on instagram…

The only good pic is her fake laugh so I can imagine stickin’ my dick in her mouth like I was the one who helped her escape eastern europe at a price..

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute|SFW

2016

24

May

Ariana Grande’s Subtle Butt Shot THOT of the Day

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Ariana Grande is a THOT…and she’s straight THOTing on her snapchat like every girl out there in the #Squad all thirsty trying to be whorish without being actually whorish..

In this case we have a prime example of “I think my ass looks good”….but presented as “cute inanimate object in the corner next to my butt”….

Brilliant..or is it shameless…or is it obvious….I mean everyone knows what’s going on here…and that is that she’s the worst…

Posted in:Ariana Grande|SFW

2016

24

May

Chloe Grace Moretz Legs Post Paparazzi Pics on her instagram of the Day

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Celebrities are such egotistical creatures, so self involved and in love with themselves, that they believe all the good things people say about them instead of listening to the bad things people say and use it as constructive criticism….

I’m in an era where all people would do is shit on the paparazzi, so thanks to social media, we now know that the paparazzi pics celebrities used to complain about, because they are liars and make a living from lying, and like to play things up are actually images they like of themselves, that they use to promote themselves, because it’s competitive out there, make sure you’re the one they are paying attention to, and if you’re Britney Spears or Brittny Murphy, make them your boyfriend you need them… since calebs are egos and love all images of themselves…

So this is a paparazzi pic, Chloe Grace found when googling herself, that she’s posted without credit in a “Look at my legs”…because despite paparazzi being shitty photographers..with decent cameras…this makes her look less doughy, maybe she’s been bending it for Beckham…

Shameless whores…all of them….but none of them post pics of themselves getting shit on..

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Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2016

24

May

When You Bang Leonardo DiCaprio You Land Vogue Beauty of the Day

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Here’s a pretty simple mathematical equation for you…

Big Titty Published Once Model Kelly Rohrbach + Sex or Fake Sex To Hide His Homosexuality with Leonardo DiCaprio = Landing Baywatch Movie and leveraging that to a Vogue Spread…because now you fucking matter and all it took was a little fucking or the illusion of fucking…

Make fucking fucking count girls…and be like this whore Kelly Rohrbach…in Vogue Beauty..lookin’ all big titty and modeling..

Posted in:Kelly Rohrbach|SFW

2016

24

May

Emily Didonato in Vogue Ukraine of the Day

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Emily DiDonato is an American Model…something you don’t really see that often…since American Girls have taken a liking to having the wrong kind of eating disorder…you know one fueled with fast food and not starving themselves.. eating their feelings with sugar addiction – candy and greasy foods everywhere…plus sized model that shit, don’t body shame me, be body positive even though YOU ARE GOING TO DIE with your fatness – it’s scientifically proven you lazy cunt…

Let’s celebrate her for “Fleet Week”…this time in Vogue Ukraine not SI or VS, who are usually forced to outsource their skinny chicks, while only using fat Americans….to make their brands accessible…

She’s not naked, I think she’s banged Jake Gyllenhaal, these pics aren’t that good..but they happened bro..and sometimes that’s all that matters..