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2016

13

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my night was watching a 50 year old drunk woman, probably on a business trip with the kids back home, or recently divorced…I mean I had 10 storylines running as I watched her getting fingerbanged at 2 am on a park bench by a 20 year old black guy who was laughing at me as I watched and she gyrated like it was the 50s, back when she was in college….

I also liked the guy with the deformed arm trying to give me high fives!

Yes, my life – is pretty boring…

Hot Latinas
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Katy Perry is Against the Conspiracy of Orlando Bloom
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Kate Hudson – Cleavage
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Tram No Stoppin’
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Virtual Reality World Record
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Julia Roberts – Barefoot in Cannes
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Chicago Airport Security Line
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Jennifer Nicole Lee in a Bikini
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Leo’s New Girl…
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Whore Wars!
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Mirror Selfies
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2016

12

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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When the hot girl in the summer dress with her titties hanging out comes to talk to you after you hold the door open for her at the Starbucks you’d think a bohemian girl like her wouldn’t be going into – forcing you to awkwardly stand next to each other…reaches for her coffee to show you her armpit hair….

Forcing you to forget she’s a hot chick with titties hanging out…replacing those images of titties in my face with those of cheesy FAUX new Feminist with her Period Art…despite loving bush…I hate all the “down with the patriarchy”…”stop mansplaining”….everyone is a misogynist conversation that comes with it….

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Sluts Who Don’t Wear Bras
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Kendra Wilkinson Calls Holly Madison Out for Being a WHore – Who “cleaned up” hef with his Dick in her ass
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Clooney in Cannes
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Panty Flash in Cannes
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Car Chase Ends with a Beat Down
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Calvin Klein Racy ADs
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Kristen Stewart Braless
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What do you do if you can’t get high anymore?
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Victoria’s Secret Girls in Bikinis
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Elsa Hosk – Behind the Scenes Nipples
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The Cat Fish Scammer’s Girlfriend is Pregnant and Weird
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Two Men – Two Sheeo a Bike
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George Clooney’s Wife Looks like a Cunt
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Emrata is Garbage
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Kylie Jenner and TYGA are Done
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Man Runs a Micronation of 32 People
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Car Chase Ends with Beat Down
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Pregnant Megan Fox Lower Legs
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Kylie Jenner in a Parking Lot
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Selena Gomez Slutty in Concert
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Tit Flash of the Day
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Blac Cyna Sheer Top
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Blake Lively Big Booty
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Kendall in a Bikini Top
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Rachel Bush in a Thong
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Movie Effects Non CGI
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Tram Doesn’t Stop
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Jessica Chastain Big Tits
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Chrissy Teigen Legs
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Katy Perry on Selena Gomez Whore
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History of Hairdos
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Stephen Curry’s Mixtape
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Adele Exarchoupoulos in a Magazine
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I Want to Fuck Kate Beckinsale
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Kimberly Garner Slutty Bra
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Volunteer Knocked Out by a Clown
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Woody ALlen Rape Jokes VS Blake Lively
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Girls Skateboarding in Lingerie
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Random TUmblr Porn of the Day
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Couple Fuck at the BEach
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Naked Girl Named Eden with her Bush
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Kate England Cameltoe….
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Hot Chick Named Mia
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Huge Fucking Tits
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Asian Men Can’t Fly
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Asian Girls Fight Over a Dude
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Girl Murders Her Crotch
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Homo in Porn
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A Bunch Of Porn Pics and Videos
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2016

12

May

Charlotte McKinney Butt Not Tit Flash of the Day

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When you’re desperate as fuck to stay relevant – this is what you do…

You flash your panties to the paparazzi you called and hope people like you and me – care enough to stare….

And seeing as we are pathetic as fuck…we do…

We are as basic as she is. We are the only ones to blame. All it took was some HUGE tits…and nothing else mattered..

I don’t care about integrity, passion, her talents…her ability to navigate the social scene, her sense of humor…her hard, busted down, broken down face…her white trash look…

I just care about the tits..but that’s probably why she’s showing her ass on purpose..it’s like “give my ass attention too”…”I am not just tits”…”I am also an ass”…LOOK! LOOK! LOOOOOk!

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2016

12

May

Halston Sage and Her Bikini Top of the Day

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Halston Sage is not Jailbait…she’s just not very famous so that it’s easy to assume she’s 16 and from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people, weird people, often times dads jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn…creating a group of celebs

But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed…because 20 year olds are into slutty behavior…

Halston Sage, who I don’t really care to google is in a bikini top and she’s got a tight body…and sometimes, in a world of obese people…that’s enough…

I guess the good thing about 20 year olds, even those at the tail end of their prime, like Halston Sage, is that they grew up on porn, are perverts even when shitty at fucking, open to eating ass…and rocking big round hormone in the food induced tits…

What I am saying is that it ucks to be over 30…in this era of hot as fuck girls…

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2016

12

May

Elsa Hosk Still Has Nipples of the Day

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I am not Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan but I am exposed to Elsa Hosk all the fucking time doing what I do, which I am not quite sure what I do, but I see her face all over the place and as an immigrant working for a billion dollar brand, it’s safe to say the billion dollar brand is behind her being shoved down my throat…even though I should be the one doing the down throat shoving…but I am not because I am not sure what I do…so the throat fucking is done by the execs who cast her, before they figuratively shove her down our throats via marketing…

I do understand her hustle, I do appreciate that a nude model can make it in the world, it is like Kim Kardashian teaching young girls the importance of fucking in video to get rich and famous, even though we all know only 1-5 girls actually benefit from sex tapes, while the 1000s who do them just benefit me when I get to watch them….and that is just fine.

Elsa is still behind the scenes on the malll brand shoot looking great – because of her nipples.

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2016

12

May

Stella Hudgens Shitty Hand Print of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is High School Musical Vanessa Hudgens’ little rounder sister, bustier sister who I don’t think is really in the industry, or even works…

Because there are two kids of siblings of famous people, those who try to be in the industry as hard as they can to be like the other sisters of yesteryear…who ended up getting knocked up early on…like Solange, Jamie-Lynn Spears and Ashlee Simpson….

And those who just ride the coattails because it’s less pressure, you get to benefit from all the fun without any of the other nonsense..

When you crave that male attention to validate you…you can just post a tit pic to instagram to the fans you only have because of your sister…

If you’re more into her sister – VANESSA – Here she is in some nerd costume…that creeps me out but that you love.

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2016

12

May

Delilah Parillo Promotes Clothing of the DAy

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Here’s a photoshoot with model Delilah Parillio for some clothing line called Mate “The Label”…

It’s not that exciting, but I follow her on instagram…so it’s like we’re friends or some shit…you know me liking her pics and her not caring because other people like her pics…and she just wants more people to like her pics…in her hipster quest to be an instagram model…leaving me feeling inadequate and alone…wondering why she doesn’t like me back, or follow me back, like I am her equal…when apparently I’m not because I’m not a famous instagram photographer or some shit…

It hurts me so much to post these pics…but not really, all these whores are interchangeable..

Boring..

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2016

12

May

Charisma Carpenter and her Bikini of the Day

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The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini on twitter, and she actually looks good.

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter fans is that they haven’t killed themselves for being so fucking pathetic, so pathetic that she’d ignore you in person or get a restraining order on you if you went to her house, because nerds that committed are terrifying…but she’ll pretend to value you…you’re all she has..

I am not a fan, but she did do playboy – so look at her nudes, they are better than this…

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2016

12

May

Anna Kendrick Picture of the Day

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Anna Kendrick has a terrible face, but when you hit her and her overly famous and undeserving body from the right angle, where her weird mouth is cropped out of the frame, she’s got some tits…relatable, hireable, famous for no reason I can really understand…because she’s so fucking average….straight from community college drama class but still tits…and I like tits…and so do you…especially when they get paid millions a year…and not even because they are tits…but because they have a good agent…

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2016

12

May

Kristin Cavallari’s Fake Tits are Massive of the Day

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You don’t know who Kristin Cavallari is. She was on a reality show everyone cared about but no one cares about now…

She’s gone onto have some kids and I guess when you’re rich and vapid and superficial…you might as well get implants to deal with how beat the fuck up they are thanks to the tits…

I don’t know how they contributed to her recent tranny face but I guess this is growing up…after being on superficial reality show….you have low level fame and sex appeal to maintain or something…in the classiest way – a way we call sheer top..

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