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2016

13

May

Kate Upton Tits of the Day

Big Titty Kate Upton left the all you can eat buffet…or the all expense paid room service menu at her hotel room long enough to get into a tight red dress where she got to show off the one thing that matters about her…them tits…tits that made her famous but more importantly, tits that remind us that tits are still relevant in this feminist run anti-patriarchy quick to call out misogynist word….tits still get jobs, still make girls famous…because we all know it’s not her face or belly that made her already rich, flat ass, millions…

So let’s celebrate the patriarchy, with misogyny on a Friday…validating Kate Upton’s opinion that her best feature is her tits…because her tits are her only feature….

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OR Maybe you want a “who wore it better” featuring Candice Swanepoel Tits in a red dress..

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2016

13

May

Selena Gomez Meets the Axis of Hell of the Day

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Here’s the proof you needed that Selena Gomez is dialed directly into the evil media and corporate demons they represent…

Everyt ime I type “Instagram” into my browser – it prompts Selena Gomez account, the most trafficked account…

This is the reason why…The world we live in is fucked.

You are being spied on….watched and tricked into this shit because of basic human addiction…1984……

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2016

13

May

Bella Thorne Ass and Fat Legs of the Day

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I spend at least 2-3 minutes a day trying to figure out how old Bella Thorne actually is…

I know she’s in the gym all the time, but her face and musculature tells me she’s in her mid-30s…but she is being branded as an 18 year old…who is comfortable in her body and showing off her body becuase her body gets her and her family paid and her and her family moved to LA from trashy Florida for this precise reason…and it’s working…not only a whore on the internet or social media but also a working actress… Livin’ the fucking life…

And more

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2016

13

May

Dioni Tabbers is a Good Time of the Day

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Dioni Tabbersis a 25 year old Dutch model isn’t bringing her TULIPS out for the TULIP season…which is now…nothing like a bad gardening joke from a Mexican garderner to get this post started…because I a self hating Mexican gardener..

She’s been at this modeling thing for a while, she’s done topless shoots over the last 5 or 6 years and despite looking like a low level instagram model, in cheesy shoots for cheesy photographers, where she showcases her amazing body…she’s actually done some significant stuff…she just hasn’t broken through with that stuff getting a huge audience…she’s hot as fuck, but I guess lost in the clutter of all the other sluts doing the same thing…who live in LA and have rich and famous parents to finance things…

She’s not nearly famous enough, with almost 11,000 followers so FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM because she needs you…and we need her..at 25 she’s almost DIONI, but I don’t want to be DIONI with her…I want to be inside her…

But she did bring her two tits….to these polaroids…

Here’s more from her instagram…

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2016

13

May

Keri Russell’s Ass in The Americans of the Day

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Keri Russell doesn’t excite she. She isn’t a dream to me …so seeing her naked isn’t exciting and I’d ignore it..especially since the ass may not even be hers…but probably is…since she’s always naked on this show, I’ve posted the clips before…

But I remember Keri Russell before her carer went to shit and she booked this cable show to revamp her life…

She was Felicity and had some of the weirdest fucking fans..real fucking virgins..people you’d want nothing to do with even if you were one of them but that would probably be due to your autism…

Well those people, who are probably around 40 now…can take in the ass they always wanted, older but still attached to her.

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2016

13

May

Susan Sarandon Tits at a Premiere of the Day

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Susan Sarandon tits don’t remind me of the Rocky Horror Picture show, or her daughter who for a minute was topless on Californication before deciding it was time to get married to a rich guy and to live off her trust fund instead of working, why go on set to sit around all day when you can do what is important…and sit around in your house breeding…

Susan Sarandon’s tits remind me of when I was a janitor at an old folks home and I’d feel up the Alzheimer’s patients, many times they were her age or younger, and always willing, and even if they weren’t I would just blame them for not knowing any better…

I know it sounds creepy, but if they don’t remember it happeneing,is it really creepy, not to mention they seemed to like it…when they would wake up while I was doing it…it was charity…

I guess what I am saying is that these tits are old..but still tits…a struggle anyone with a busty grandmother probably had to go through….are they hot, or are they terrifying. The struggle.

Cannes!

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If you’re not into that…then you’ll like other grandmas so here’s some JULIA ROBERTS FEET on the saem Red Carpet for the big old feet fetishists…

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Posted in:SFW|Susan Sarandon

2016

13

May

Ela Kawalec is Leo’s New Pussy of the Day

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I have spoken to industry people who have told me that Leo doesn’t bang all the models he is rumored to date, he’s just a nice guy and likes helping them get some press, because he fucks dudes…not because he’s gay but because that’s what ALPHA males who can fuck anything do…at least in prison…which I guess in a way LEO can relate to because he’s famous as fuck and in being famous as fuck..it’s its own kind of prison filled with being rich enough to buy and do anything you want…

I just know that I’ve never heard of Ela Kawalec…and I do this all day…so her dating Leo even if it is fake dating…she hasn’t gone viral, besides maybe the herpes that come with LEO as he comes…

She has 1000 Instagram Followers , pretty much a nobody..but tits…on the rise…all it took was some gentle a-list prostitution – not that big of a deal…she’s Polish and used to that shit…

She’s trying to be an SI model…DREAMS….happen…I guess when you hang out in the VIP at clubs in Miami…or NYC…where they “grind”…

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2016

13

May

Vita Sidorkina for Elle US of the DAy

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Vita Sidorkina is all over the fucking place…she hasn’t been whored off to Leonardo DiCaprio publicly yet, but she is on heavy rotation in the media, showing off her nipples in at least three or four magazines of various degrees of relevance all in the last 3 weeks…

Meaning, as an immigrant model, the brand and her agency have decided she’s the one they want to grow and build out because she has the most opportunity for a return on investment…maybe because she works at Russian prices, or maybe because they need a new star and this one, unlike American babes who are entitled and lazy…delivers..

Either way, you never heard of her a month ago, probably haven’t heard of her and won’t remember these pics happened next time she pops up, but this is all part of the process of getting her to CANDICE SWANEPOEL level..it’ a formula, these girls interchangeable, but hot and half naked so I go along with it…and I guess you do too…

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2016

13

May

Margot Robbie’s Bathing Suit of the Day

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People get so mad when I say that Margot Robbie is a big girl, because she’s a a big girl, I’ve seen pictures, I have eyes and I know what a big girl is…

Maybe this promotional tour she’s on, that never seems to end, because Hollywood has decided she’s an “It girl” and she’s making serious fucking money being an “it girl”…including but not limited to VOGUE cover, which is massive, but not quite as massive as her one-piece covered belly, that even when photoshopped looks like it could be pregnant, distended, or just very INTO food…

I don’t have the rest of the pics, but you can bet I’ll post them when they are released because unlike It-Girl Margot Robbie, my life is pathetic and I sit around for at least an hour – two hours a day…waiting around on this bullshit…

Either way, here’s Jane Pushing Tarzan…

Tarzan…

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2016

13

May

Hailey Clauson for GQ of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is a big girl, which is common with models, especially Sports Illustrated cover girls…who is really milking being this year’s girl..along with Ashley Graham, an even bigger girl….by wearing her bikini and owning the bikini model way of life…

Prior to Sports Illustrated swim, Hailey Clauson was some hipster model who sued clients for being sexualized, before doing topless shoots and becoming relevant in her own right…jumping on the mainstream opportunity to work with SI the second it happened…

Part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, probably the most relevant part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, other than maybe the ego of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl to people who remember when Sports Illustrated still mattered, is penetrating the sports world by letting the sports world penetrate you…

Here she is with Patriot’s Rob Gronkowski….who despite the Jewish Accountant name is a star athlete…for GQ…because GQ is following Sports Illustrated lead…thinking featuring Hailey Clauson is more relevant than actual relevant girls…

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