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2016

22

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Facebook has been advertising a restaurant I was at / but never googled or looked up on my phone. So the only explanation is they track where I physically am….like they are Russian spies and I matter or I am a defector…only to display ads to me….

Time to bring back the not smart flip phone. Motherfuckers can go monetize some other asshole – or old person – since facebook is for old people…

I’m just there or here…or anywhere for the tits…because tits get hits…and I figure why not stare at them before dying of a massive stroke / heart disease / overdose…

Here are some morning links…

Girls With Dimples
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This Hooker Brought Down the Oakland Police because 31 Cops Fucked her
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Selma Blair Hospitalized…
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Playing the Piano on the Arctic Ocean
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The Physics of Fencing
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Demi Lovato Quit Twitter – is Back on Twitter
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Celine Dion Erotica
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The Sexiest Moments in Film
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Taylor SWift Diverts Being a WHore by Saying “He’s the One”…
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2016

21

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Said no one ever – is so common it should be Said Everyone Ever…because Shut the fuck with your proving that you’re all a bunch of drones

Apparently, I was mentioned Howard Stern show today – with some of my homies, why did only one person tell me? Why don’t people care about me? Why am I so alone. Hold me.

I haven’t had media mention in probably 10 years when I did Maxim…or maybe it was 2010 when the Guardian covered me.

I am obsolete…I’ve only been a blogger since 2004…but at least a Stern Staffer likes tits….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls in Sports Bras
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Tom from Blink 182 Quit the Band to Hunt Aliens
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Blake Lively Tits Pimp Shark Movie
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Jake Gyllenhaal and Rooney Mara Together
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Rita Ora Sports Bra
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Michael Jackson’s Porn Collection wsas Weird
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WTF is Dabbing Marijuana???
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How They Made Fried Chicken in the 18th Century
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Margot Robbie as Harley Quinn
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It’s Raining Furniture in Miami
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Man VS Bear
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Girls Rocking Out in the Gym
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Some Maxim Model in a Bikini
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Hunter Haley King Tits
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Paris Hilton is Digusting
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Frenchy Morgan – Totally See Through
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Black Lives Matter Activist Loses Fight to Black 16 Year Old Trump Reporter
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Golden Girls Themed Cafe – Exists
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Behind the Scenes Game of THrones Battle
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Ariel Winter is Going to UCLA
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Blake Lively Tits
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Dude Explores Bob Dylan
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Hilary Duff Ass with a Horse
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Maika Monroe Tits
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Pixie Lott Legs in Concert
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The New Rolls Royce is Pretty Serious
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Demi Lovato has a Crazy Person Episode
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Ashley James Bikini Action
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn
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Yesterday’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day – Curated By Me – Because I Curate My Life You Know
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Good Old Fashioned Cum Shot
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Dildo of the Day
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Some Chick Named Sabrina in Pink with Huge Tits
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Brett Rossi Before Sheen AIDS
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Dumb Cunt in Porn
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Some Slut Named Heather
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POLL – IS SHE AMATEUR OR NOT
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Sluts Strip in Public
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Best Cameltoe Ever
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

21

Jun

Elle Fanning in V Magazine of the Day

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Here’s a shoot that makes perfect sense. Get girl glammed the fuck up with a ton of make-up, on set, dressed crazy, and give her a knife to put to her throat…

It’s dark, it’s edgy, it’s art, it’s high concept, it’s idiotic noise that doesn’t make any fucking sense, it’s like they might as well thrown puppies at her, while she ate a pile of french fries out of a mop bucket, doing the ROBOT dance….because that’s what people are at right now in the messaging they are getting across in their photos..

It’s stupid…That’s it…just a stupid mindless shoot that you know assholes at the magazine think are brilliant, genius, GALLERY worthy…

Fuck off and give me something new…this is an 18 year old child star from a stage parented family for a “cool” magazine that takes risks…so TAKE risks…fuck…

Posted in:Elle Fanning|SFW

2016

21

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Blames Hollywood for Anton’s Death of the Day

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I have no idea what the backstory of Lohan and Anton, but she is down with the Russian scene, since Russians have no souls and either does she…and she wrote this:

this is the result of #hollywood a beautiful life has come to an end.. A brilliant actor and a loving friend. Surround your life with good people and know who your #true #friends are my prayers and love goes out to anton’s family #anton ?????????????? ????? ? ??????? this breaks my heart. He was my friend I am so sorry to Anton’s father

I am sure no one cares about Lohan’s opinion on anything, but it’s safe to say she’s a little bitter in how hollywood ate her up and spat her out, and maybe she knows more information than we do about Anton’s life, maybe it was an inside job, or maybe Hollywood destroyed him, medicated him, and made him run himself over with what may have been a defective Jeep with a weird transmission that made it challenging to know if you were in Park or not…

Either way…pretty crazy statement…from a pretty crazy girl who I guess lost a friend, who we could argue wasn’t a real friend, otherwise she wouldn’t have let him die…

TO SEE THE PICS OF HER ON A BEACH WITH HARD NIPPLES – WHICH IS WHAT WE CARE ABOUT WHEN IT comes TO LOHAN CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

21

Jun

Beyonce on the Beach with Jay Z of the Day

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Someone told me that she hated Beyonce and Jay Z for being an annoying couple, and I’ve never really looked too deeply into it, but I have also hated Beyonce for as long as I can remember, I just don’t believe her nonsense, and sure I’ll watch her shake her mom ass on stage like she’s still 20 years old, despite being a 40 year old mom, I find the desperation and level of trying as hard as she can entertaining, but not as entertaining as that she coined herself as Queen Bee and the world bought into it, it is like people are real fucking morons…

She’s on tour with her husband, we call it cashing the fuck in as a modern touring family that rely heavily on the media to allow them to keep existing, not that Jay Z really needs the media to keep him existing, he has a record label that has some real fucking earners among other things, but I guess the attention keeps them relevant…

I heard that white people are just obsessed with their every move, because in racist America people like to watch black people do better than them…I don’t know why…I guess it’s like a “wonder of the world” to them or some shit…

I am more interested in seeing Jay Z fuck Beyonce like he fucks all the girls who aren’t Beyonce…couple sex is the only think I find interesting about couples…not drinking on the beach…that shit’s garbage…I wonder how many takes it too – but how about I post it! Here you go.

TO SEE THE REST OF HER BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

How about her booty shake..

Posted in:Beyonce|SFW

2016

21

Jun

Kesha’s Fat Tit of the Day

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Kesha posted a picture of her busting out of a bikini top for her instagram, which means she thinks she looks hot in this pic, or that her tits look hot and that she wants to share her tit with those of you who never thought Kesha was hot…because she’s not..

Or maybe this is all part of the Kesha liberation, from when she dropped the $ dollar sign from her name, you know because she’s an independent women who can’t be owned by a man, even though her career was created by that man, and he technically owns her…in modern day, rich person, dancing monkey pop music puppet white girl cotton picking slavary…because she doesn’t need a man now that she’s already famous – give her her freedom and look at her tits…LIBERATION….

It’s Kesha, who cares, just be happy she’s stopped fucking whining.

Posted in:Kesha

2016

21

Jun

Astrid Holler for Tiffany & CO shoot of the Day

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Astrid Holler is a model and this is apparently for something Tiffany & Co related photoshoot that is pretty slutty for the luxury Jewelry brand. It’s like I guess they are following the instagram lead and getting into the CLIT ring promise Ring business….that’s not to say that this Astrid Holler chick is a gutter, Suicide girl from some INKED network, or even some hipster trying to be artistic with her serious face, while actually doing free softcore porn modeling, it’s just to say the pics have a ghetto instagram vibe, that a company like Tiffany should probably be able to doing better…but it’s a model skinny bitch in a bikini on the beach…good enough, so why bother doing better…right…

Posted in:Astrid Holler|SFW

2016

21

Jun

Paris Hilton is Disgusting of the Day

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This just in – Paris Hilton is still fucking garbage….and the source of Kim Kardashian who I assume pays out a management fee of 10 percent, allowing Paris Hilton to take the backseat, her favorite, only to make appearances every once in a while with her backseat…that many people have lost their keys / change / dignity and HERPES Negative Rating up inside…

Garbage..

I think these made the rounds the other day, but who gives a fuck about Paris Hilton’s asshole gauze shaped as a thong…..to deal with her open sores.

The best thing about Paris Hilton is that she blocked me on Social Media without me ever commenting on her shit, making it seem like she went out of her way to block me before I had a chance to cyber bully her into suicide, something less important to do now that she’s fallen off, but that I’d probably still get pleasure out of..

Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW

2016

21

Jun

Hipster Fashion Shoot for Dazed Summer of the Day

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This stuff is all kinds of blending into each other – it’s all the same shit over and over and over again.

I wonder if people will get bored or as bored as I am of the content being put out there. Even the most basic idiot can figure out how to take a decent picture with his iphone – it’s never ending supply of the same thing, there’s only so many pictures you can take of girls who all look the same, because the kind of girl aspiring to be an instagram model – who can leverage that into an actual model – is the same person…and the photographers are the same person – I wonder if they know they are scamming because of their egos I assume they think they are briilliant…making these pictures even WORSE than they are…so pretentious, so annoying, but at least there’s a tit or two…

Posted in:Photos

2016

21

Jun

Damaris Goddrie has a Nipple of the Day

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Her name is Damaris Goddrie, she’s dutch. She was scouted off the street by some pervert who thought “Hey, I can make money off this bitch”…something I’ve tried but haven’t been able to pull off because they start screaming for help…I guess I don’t look like the right kind of model agent, even though my slogan is I’ll Get Drunk and Molest You…oh wait, I changed that to I’ll Make You Famous….and now I’m Modern Journalism…you know because “Conduit for Sluts to Get Seen” is too long…doesn’t matter…what matters is that she was a street walking girl, now she’s naked on the internet…it’s nice to see how dreams come true when you have big lips…that smoke…there’s a few fetishes in here, you just need to look for them….it’s just a nipple..

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