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2016

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day was watching a girls ass as the wind blew up her skirt, one of nature’s gifts and didn’t notice the two nuns walking towards me…because I didn’t realize that nuns still existed – but they noticed me noticing panties…they didn’t offer to save me maybe because they realized god wanted me to stare at that ass….for whatever reason…but it happened and it must be part of his plan and my journey…so don’t take that away from me with your nice old lady judging smile….

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Huge Tits
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Kendall Jenner Defends Herself Against Stephanie Seymour by Throwing in Cyberbully and her Daughter to the Fight that She’s a Supermodel
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Stephanie Seymour Wants to Clarify the “Bitches of the Moment” thing
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Nina Agdal Titty Grab
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Smoked weed and tried to eat pussy….HOLY SHIT!
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Lots of People Sad About Anton Yelchin’s Terrible Death
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The Jeep Anton Yelchin was Recalled in April
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Taylor Swift’s Dick of the Day
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Jessica Alba is Hot and Busty
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When You Set Off Fireworks in Walmart
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Joy Corrigan – Great Tit
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Man Smashes Car Window to Save Dog
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Ashely TISDALE IN Tight Pants
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Girls in a Mesh Top
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Lohan Nipples
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Kim Garner is Hot
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Dog Standing in a Pool
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Mother Fights Off Mountain Lion
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Ashley Benson Legs of the Day
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Midget Kevin Hart Treats his Fiance to EXPENSIVE gifts
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Miranda Kerr is a Whore at the Airport
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Baseball Dad
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Big Titty Twitch Player
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Jennifer Metcalfe – Bikini
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Dude Chugs Milk
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Ariel Winter in Crop Top and Tattoos
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Two Guys – One Girl
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Taylor Swift Dumped Calvin Harris
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Bella Hadid’s Implants are her Bra
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Juicing McDonald’s Hamburgers
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Thigh Gaps of the Day
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day – Curated By Me – Because I Curate My Life You Know
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Angry Bitch Assaults Disabled Guy
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Girl and her Vibrators!
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Dumbest Girl in Porn
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Some Greek Bitch on the Beach
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Hot Tits Nipple Piercing
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Asian Pooping Everywhere
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Naked in the Pool
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Big Boobs of the Day
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Mental Breakdown of the Day
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Huge Fucking Booty of the Day
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Bikini With Friends Doing Cryo of the DAy

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Lindsay Lohan in a bikini is terrifying as fuck, not just because she’s about to enter the cryogenic chamber people are using as a spa treatment to stay young forever, because I guess she’s trying to repair the damage that she’s done, while maintaining her peter pan complex, because she was only relevant when she was under 20…yet she still looks like a corpse…or maybe she’s prepping to do the DISNEY, the man who created her, or who’s empire she can thank for robbing her of her youth, but turning her into Lindsay Lohan….and connecting with him through cryogenics…because that dude’s frozen in a machine somewhere….but at least her nipples are hard with her future husband…and that makes the whole experience of Lindsay Lohan worth looking at because above all, no matter how much she ages, she’s still got Lindsay Lohan perfect tits…because like cryogenics…she can thank her implants for that!

Like the girl rocking a discman in the park yesterday, Lindsay Lohan makes me feel alive.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER ON A BEACH CLICK HERE

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2016

Jun

Joy Corrigan TOpless in Miami of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is an up and coming model from Florida, who I was told moved to LA as these girls do when they feel like they out grow Florida, or when they dump their sugar daddies, and need new sugar daddies to help get them to the place they want to be…as the hot as fuck girl with the hot as fuck body…who is just hot as fuck…

She’s been doing bikini shoots on instagram for a few years now, she was friends with Charlotte McKinney, and before McKinney become “famous” tits, they were both on the same hustle, only this one was the nice one, while McKinney was the cunt….They may still be friends, but who the fuck cares, she’s topless in the water showing off some big fake tits on her skinny fram…which as you know, is all that matters..in this world…disease, global warming, racism, politics, economy, poverty, doesn’t matter…what matters is tit…

So like Charlotte McKInney these are from Florida but in this anti-florida with solidarity for Florida time…we should all support Florida…remember that it’s more than just bathsalts and all the crazy crimes…it’s also got trashy enough rich babes..

I guess what I’m saying is that Joy Corrigan is great.The Future. The now..

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2016

Jun

Charlotte McKinney Bikini Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney has huge tits, spilling out of bikini tops, which I guess is less of a talent, or skill – but is all that she’s good for…at least as a public figure, this is what she is – what she does – this is it – and it’s got a level of greatness – even though a girl’s tit size doesn’t matter unless you’re trying to titty fuck them – which we all know you’re not trying to do with this McKinney chick, maybe just in your fantasies..

She’s in a bikini – because what the fuck else is she supposed to do…

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2016

Jun

Izabel Goulart in a Bikini in Ibiza of the DAy

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31 year old Izabel Goulart is fit as fuck…and if you’re wondering why she’s fit – you can watch her HERE’S A WORKOUT VIDEO OF HERS – IT WORKS YOUR CORE…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Jun 12, 2016 at 5:51am PDT

Just do that all day for the rest of your life and maybe you’ll look like this body, or you could just stare and jerk off to her wondering why she’s not the most famous of the Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model, because her masterful body deserves to be paid the millions it probably made over the years, allowing her to retire in Brazil with family and friends to tend to her perfect fucking ass…

I am fat fuck but a fan.

I want to start a CHANGE.ORG petition to make all girls like this!

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2016

Jun

Hailey Clauson TIT of the Day

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Hailey Clauson has big tits….

She also has a shitty opportunist attitude that involved posing slutty as fuck for the a huge brand when she was underage, suing the brand for a double payout while maintaining her innocent victim vibe, only to get topless and half topless as soon as she turned 18, because that’s just the kind of girl she is.

We call that extortion, if it was a story of young 17 year old old filming herself fuck older rich dude – pretending to be 18 – even though he kinda knew she wasn’t only for a pay day or him getting arrested…he’d still deserve to be arrested – but she staged the shit…

But that was the past, this is the now, where she’s got her tits out…and no one is going to get sued…

SHE WAS AT THE CONEY ISLAND MERMAID PARADE WITH OTHER SI MODEL NINA AGDAL – TO THOSE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE NINA AGDAL WHO DOESN’T DESERVE HER OWN POST AT THE MERMAID PARADE CLICK HERE

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2016

Jun

Caroline Wozniack for Esquire of the Day

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Caroline Wozniacki is a Tennis Star, but unlike other Tennis Stars like Serena Williams, who I posted two posts ago, she actually looks like a woman, and not a Bruce Jenner in a bikini.

I’ve seen Wozniacki play, I am actually a tennis fan, which in and of itself is hilarious since I’m the opposite of high society, and walking into watch a tennis match seems to make people feel uneasy, but then again, it’s usually in the park and the people playing are amateurs not inviting a pervert like me or my suggestions to wear shorter skirts…

The reason I like Womne’s tennis, is partially because the white bread sport offers a level of sophistication and class I appreciate, but also because women’s tennis is slower paced so you can follow the ball as they make aggressive grunts, shrieks, cries as they power through with each swing…all while wearing cute skirts that allow for ass flash, sweaty panty flash, and just girls being fit, doing fitness, squeeze their puss as they search for power is generally is erotic…

So if you’re gonna jerk off to any sport, make it tennis. That’s the words of wisdom of the day.

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2016

Jun

Bella Thorne Back for Snapchat of the Day

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Bella Thorne just keeps on keeping on…it’s the never ending subtle whoring that keeps the internet traffic circulating.

There is zero fascinating or talented in what she does, but it’s so celebrated like she was some kind of innovation, or experience, and more than a vapid spoiled brat who you know is annoying as fuck….

There is so much going on in the world, so many interesting things to do and see, yet here I am staring at a snapchat of a bitch I don’t even follow on snapchat saying “look at me, look at me”…when I can’t jerk off to this shit, when there is porn and real life girls who are better than this….but I’m talking about this…and in my defense…I like being useless, irrelevant, a angry bitter person who still posts nonsense for fear of losing the yacht money I don’t have…but if I keep on posting this shit – maybe I will.

TO SEE HER IN A SWEATSUIT CLICK HERE

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2016

Jun

Serena Williams in Glamour Magazine of the Day

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If you’re wondering what’s so Glamourous about Serena Williams posing like this…I would assume it’s the party dresses that showcase her monster fucking legs…because this pro athlete is a big fucking girl….or maybe it’s the pile of money her and her sister have made as the most iconic black Tennis Players in a white washed sport that would normally never let black people into the country club – unless it was to do the gardening or to work as a locker room valet / butler who offers the white society clean towels or to wash their white backs in the showers like the poofters men in locker rooms tend to be…

Now, I don’t have a big strong, masculine, solid, clydesdale of a woman fetish…but I know so many dudes who would love to be leg locked, face choking on steroid clit, smothered in a wrestle they lost so this one’s for you…

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2016

Jun

Shay Mitchell Intentional Panty Flash and Others in Toronto of the Day

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There was an event in Toronto, or as Drake has branded it “THE SIX”, which as far as Canada is concerned is an amazing city that I would live in if I wasn’t so lazy. The girls are hot, the city is bustling, the dive bars populated by sluts and they have a yearly father’s day event called the MUCH MUSIC VIDEO AWARDS, now branded the I HEART RADIO AWARDS….

I know you don’t care about me – you can’t stand me but years ago, I was able to get press passes to this event two years in a row, I am thinking it was 2005 or 2006. I don’t remember the first time that I went at all, but I remember being there….then in 2009 I wasn’t able to get in because I called the Vice President of Communications a racist cunt…. so I called a few favors from a girl I was fucking with big titties and somehow got into the VIP area – which was catered and had an open bar….

I ended up holding Fergie’s hand while her security pulled her from me….it was romance…then at the after party, I fondled Lady Gaga’s ass in fishnets and I saw Perez Hilton have get beat up by Will.I.Am Black Eyed Peas…and the next day woke up to do an Interview with Ryan Secrest about Perez being beat up, who hung up on me when I said my blog was called DrunkenStepfather.com…and depressingly enough, that was my peak….

I didn’t care it was on this year, but I guess these whores had to make an appearance…and here they are….

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Ashley Benson was also there…