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Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day

Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day

Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day

Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2016

Jun

Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Hunziker is a 40 year old mom in a bikini from Switzerland becauase it is neutral territory filled with hot 40 year old moms in bikinis…

My favorite thing about her was her tribal arm band tattoo, but I guess her fit as fuck body isn’t

She’s apparently a TV host / model, she’s got 3 kids, she’s been a bikini before nd will be in a bikini again….I never bother posting her in a bikini – even though she’s always in a bikini and has been for years – because women die at 30 for me – but the 25 year olds of today are so fat – I’m forced to ignore old aging weathered faces – to focus on tight body…It’s crazy to me that a 40 year old mom of three has a tighter body than most 25 year olds…but apparently – it happened…

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2016

Jun

Bar Refaeli Definitely Pregnant of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is still pregnant – that baby hasn’t crawled out of her vagina – tearing her apart – giving her big tits purpose as they feed new life – since they’ve stopped performing for her – but did do a pretty good job for her throughout her 20s – from A-List men, to A-List Brands – to having the money to go back to Tel Aviv and fight terrorism from the comfort of whatever luxury apartment she lives in…

Baby making is not hot to me, I don’t like ready to drop porn, but I do like how ugly women feel / or how beautiful they think they look, in this weird emotionally unstable time – that lead to posting big titty pregnant selfies, putting themselves out there, like breeding is a beautiful thing we should rejoice and celebrate – because they are rejoicing and celebriating – when all I want to see is before and after pussy pics…

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2016

Jun

Topless “Fashion Blogger” of the Day

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Her name is Brianna Addolorato. I’ve never heard of her – but if the paparazzi are taking pictures of her – it’s safe to assume that she’s got a good scam going on, one that involves knowing who the paparrazzi who will take pictures of anyone in a bikini are – but more importantly, that she has been able to polarize her whore behavior, slutty pics, by calling herself a Fashion Blogger…which basically means zero, just that she tags the clothing she wears, or as she probably calls it “curates”…because justifying her whore for follower behavior, or packaging it as “fashion blogger” you know giving it a bigger purpose – makes brands happier to send money her way…it’s all fucking lies…

But at least she knows her place, gets topless one the beach and keeps the lie alive by reminding us she’s down to fuck, but she can make more money if she pretends she’s not..

Yeah..she’s a fashion blogger, more like a girl with a lot of followers trying to find a purpose or way to sell that audience to make money and live that good life…and fashion blogger is trendier than “I post my ass on instagram”…

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2016

Jun

Bella Thorne’s Subtle Outfit / Casual Posing of the Day

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I call pictures like this casual. Where a cunt poses hard and cheesy and owns it. Like the street is her runway and the hired paparazzi her adorning fans – or the people in the audience at the fashion show of her life…

It’s so shameless, so ridiculous, and basically what a group of fame whore girls have been doing for the longest time in their self promotion…financed by the yogurt shop…

I just prefer when the pictures on INSTAgram are more “INSTANT” and not some photoshopped bullshit lies. I prefer when the paparazzi pics are casual, and the girl in them doesn’t want to have her pics taken like she’s having her privacy invading – LIKE SHE IS SUPPOSED TO FEEL WHEN PAPARAZZI HOUND HER…

But instead everyone, especially Bella Thorne, are fame whores, who love the attention, who love the camera, who work it for the camera as part of their marketing strategy and who don’t care how silly they look, because their entire generation does this FOR their IPHONES, at least Bella is on TV and in movies and is doing it for reputable hired paparazzi – like she mattters…

This girl is one of the more relevant names on social media getting work in movies…and this is how she behaves – loving every second of it – reminding me that the glamourous exclusivity of hollywood is done, and it’s just a matter of who can be the bigger fame whore getting half naked – in a bikini top on the fucking street – to get noticed…and it’s really too bad…because if hollywood is so basic, accessible, cheesy and lame…what are the kids going to aspire to…I guess getting half naked on the internet – fingers crossed that they’ll make it…I guess that works for me…so keep it going Bella Thorne…slut on…forever…you 40 year old looking 18 year old gift from the trash can of florida…

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2016

Jun

Rihanna Humping the Stage Video of the Day

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“Which one of my Scottish fans took this video???” – Rihanna’s Social Media Coordinator when reposting this video.

So last week this video of Rihanna performing on a glass stage that she didn’t fall through, but she did hump to give fans the illusion of her humping their face, directly on top of the camera, that she obviously knows she’s grinding up on – and because Rihanna lap dancing, slamming pussy in the face of the world is a big deal, it went viral…

I didn’t post it, because I didn’t bother posting it or looking for it, but Rihanna posted it on her social media yesterday – calling out the fan who shot it – who she basically face fucked…because she wanted more people to see it – and since she is my leader, my god, the only thing I worship….I figure I’d post it too…because Rihanna pussy is magical…it made her famous and I appreciate the reminder that after fucking up when the videos came out because I was in a park watching girls tan in bikinis – you know, doing important things, and that I forgot the video existed when I got back to my computer because I’m over stimulated by garbage slutty internet content and I can’t be held accountable – to remember to post..this shit…So thanks for the reminder BAD GAL RIRI…without you this would have gone into archives of my brain amongst all the other bullshit I’ve seen on this internet thing.

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2016

Jun

Iggy Azalea VS Fan of the DAy

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Guy thanks Iggy Azalea for ruining hip hop….which is funny, even though she probably set this up because dissing celebrities brings me joy….but it would be better if she was actually hip hop and if hip hop actually still existed – seeing as hip hop is really just pop music and Iggy Azalea is some fat assed white girl who managed to get a couple hit songs – because of that thanks to the world having no taste and no sense of authenticity..

I don’t like Iggy Azalea for a lot of reasons, her stupid rapping is one of them, but her shitty attitude and lie being a stripper, when we all no an Australian coming to America means she had a work visa and a work visa costs money – so she was already hooked up….all while barely being hot, despite her massively huge ass, that wasn’t that hot, but I guess black producers liked it and fucked it and make her relevant…

This is probably her best work.

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2016

Jun

Taco Tuesday Brawl Over Salsa and Other Videos of the Day

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Dake One Legged Beggar

Baby Deer of the Day

Peeing Grl on the Side of the Street Takes a Pee

Robber Opens Fire on Door

Puppy VS Mirror

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2016

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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We are living in a trans world, and its not entirely a problem – but last night I was at a ghetto restaurant and thought “That girl is really big”…and the girl I was with went to the bathroom at the same time as her – and saw her peeing standing up….these things happen….LIFE

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Lots of Bikinis
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Jack Russell of the Day
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Some Pissed Colored Instagram Bikini Photoshoot of a Babe
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Motorcycle Accident of the Day
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Fun with a Rope Swing!
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Memories of Ghostbuster RUined By this Song
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Champagne GIFs are LOLZ
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Fatty Sophie Simmons Photoshopped in Lingerie
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Leah Remini VS Scientology
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Horses VS Horsepower
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2016

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Skinny Legs…are amazing and I am seeing a lot of skinny legs…probably because all the other kinds of legs are invisible to me and I don’t see them…. But then today – I was checking out an ass in spandex shorts and skinny legs walking towards me – I didn’t have my glasses on and when the person was in range…it was a dude.

Then I got caught in the rain, thinking, maybe I’ll get struck by lightening and do the world a favor – or at least see a girl who was as bad at planning as me – wearing a white t-shirt soaked through…but instead all I got was that same dude in spandex shorts walking in the other direction.

I couldn’t escape. Life…

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Hot Sluts Tugging on Clothes
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Cailin Jenner / Bruce / it – Is SI’s Cover Girl
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Jenna Dewan in Bikinis for Woan’s Health
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Soccer Sluts
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Jet Skiing on The Wedge Wave
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The 2016 Olympics – What the World Doesnt’ Want you to See
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Annalynne McCord is a Whore
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Jenna Dewan – Fit Booty
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Farrah Abraham – Mom of the Year
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Snake Bites at Woman’s Camera
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Meagan Good Cleavage
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Lindsay Vonn Nipples
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Hot Girls in Flannel
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Charlotte McKinney – Slut in a Red Dress
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If Pixar Movies Ended at the Sad Parts
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The Polar Bear Video Makes me Happy – Except that It is Captivity
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Rihanna in Jeans
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Rosie Huntington Side Tit
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Russell Brand Marrying Some Girl –
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Chelsea Handler Had 2 Abortions at 16
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Slam Dunk Golf Shot
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Kate Beckinsale – Weird Bra Top
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Rosie Huntington Tight Pants Ass
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Impromptu Star Spangled Banner
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The Riderless Bike
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Margot Robbie Promoting Some Bullshit
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Demi Rose – Fame Whore Tits
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Courtney Eaton Hot Enough Young Actress of the Day
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Sara Jean Underwood – Keeps Going and Going
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Snake Can’t Move on Fleece Blanket
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Two Colorblind Brothers See Color for the First Time
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Kids On How to Get Rid of a One Night Stand
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Some Random Slut in a Bikini
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6 Gin a Day Granny
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Small Vag
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Some Chick With Great Tits
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Oh My Fuckign God
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Slut in a Mesh Shirt
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The Art of Handjobs
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Jun

Jennifer Aniston’s Non-Pregnant Pubic Mound of the Day

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Jennifer Aniston was pregnant in a bikini a few weeks ago, that was the story, and now she’s no longer pregnant in leggings…

One could assume she was just experiencing Menopausal bloat, but I guess she could have had a miscarriage.

She may pretend she’s still young and hot, but she’s 47 years old – which is pretty fucking old…even when you have a pile of money to hire the best cooks, fitness instructors, and people to surround you and tell you how hot and amazing you are – while execs at studios and agencies suck up to her too – they used to watch friends when they were kids and she’s an icon to them…but an icon doesn’t make for an iron lined uterus….no matter how much her ego wants to breed now that her looks are faded….and her “hot chick” angle is more hollywood fantasy than likely or realistic…so settling down to retire and mom would make sense – and for a narcissist that works best when you have kids of your own – otherwise you “Mommy Dearest Them”…you know adopt for PRESS and abuse because they annoy…

I guess what I am saying is that even when she was hot – dudes ran from her…all dudes ran from her…so she is either a terror or the worst…or just someone you don’t knock up…and cheat on with Angelina Jolie…But you can stare at her mound in tight pants, even if she’s better suited to show off her nipples.

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