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2016

03

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I probably shouldn’t have gone in on a pair of LULU Lemons a woman was wearing in the grocery store…or as I like to call it, the only place I go to socialize because I have a fat wife who always wants food….

But when you see a woman in LULU Lemons, it’s an invitation to ask if they BIKRIM….and go onto to complement their pants…and ask if the gentle massage of your butt and crotch from your tight lulu lemon pants bring you closer and closer to orgasm…so that when you’re in DOWNWARD DOG…you are just about to squirt…or are you more of a farter when in downward dog…

The truth is that I prefer spread ass than yoga pant ass…Not that any of this matters…nothing matters…except maybe these links….

Sidenote, I am now addicted to commenting on my own posts, it’s LOLZ, not because I am a narcissist but because it seems like I am when I do that…

Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Lady Gaga is Pantsless Monster
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Pet Owner’s Mini Jurassic Park for Tortoise
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Kate Upton – Fat Girl is Engaged
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Gigi Hadid at the MET…
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Skiing in the Desert
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Marcella Braga in a Bikini
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Bella Thorney Mid Driff
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Don’t Park Like an Asshole
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tits
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Largest Zit Ever Popped
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Strong – Scary Ukrainian Women
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Pia Miller in a Bikini
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Dannish Slut of the Day
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Lorde Has Terrible Tits
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Cute Girls!
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Blake Lively Monster
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Rohrbach Cameltoe
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Pregnant Kerry Washington
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Isabelle Fuhrman in a Bra
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Minka Kelly Pokes
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The New Tomb Raider
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Katy Perry Cleavage
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Mary Carey for Donald
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Hoverboard Flight!
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Carrie Underwood for Country Music
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Daphne Joy Huge Tits
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Girls in Flannel
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Nicole Kidman’s Scary Monster Robot Tits
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Amazing Amateur Body!
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Throwback Playboy Slut
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Trolling Pornstars
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Pussy Flash at the Store
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Slutty Tennis
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Lots of This Girls Vagina
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Naked Man Runs from Cop
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Some Random Huge Tits
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Throwback to Alison ANgel’s Tits
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Angry Tranny
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2016

03

May

Caroline Vreeland Naked of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland is some girl I’ve been following on social media for a while, I feel like I’ve known her and already seen her tits, that are amazing tits, tits worthy of being the next Charlotte McKinney tits, tits that she should be putting out there to help her career, and that I guess she is…and it’s finally gone “VIRAL”….

I guess every girl has her 15 minutes, and it’s just taken 5 years for VREELAND’s to happen…and for no real reason other than her huge tits…

Sure she likes to think she’s a FASHION icon because her grandmother or great AUNT worked at VOGUE, but the truth is she’s friends with hooker / sugar baby instagram models – their plus one that gets picked up because of that…you know, at the right parties..

The truth is, I find myself watching her attention seeking tits more often than not, she makes me laugh with her uber driver interviews, and other obnoxiousness,

She’s been trying to be famous for her music for at least 5 years…and she can sing, so maybe it’ll happen, all it too was years and years of trying to get noticed….and now…naked…and getting noticed…this is how she’s getting it done…the best way…what her tits are build for…good….no great…

One more time..

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2016

03

May

Lorde Has Terrible TIts of the Day

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LORDE is not a dude, but her tits are about as hot as a dudes, I think there is a name or a disorder associated with these kinds of cone shaped, under developed tits, but there’s no disorder associated wither her angry / sad / committed to her sound..

This is Terrifying…I mean, I didn’t expect her to have great tits, or any tits…I wasn’t even sure if she was human…but looking at them…knowing they are there..is almost upsetting..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SLUTS AT THE MET CLICK HERE

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2016

03

May

Elizabeth Olsen the Hot Olsen Twin in Elle of the Day

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Elizabeth Olsen reminds me of a question I ask every single girl I come across, usually in person but sometimes under my breath, but for the most part in my head…and that very important question is “WHY AREN’T YOU NAKED”…

Seriously…there is so much more to life than wearing various outfits that just represent polution and consumption in a magazine…like getting naked…

But then again I am the kind of guy who gets mad at girls when I find out they showered and didn’t send me documentation…a pervert…not interested in studio pics…but more into naked…obvious…I know…but if it was so obvious why the fuck isn’t she doing it…

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2016

03

May

Kendall Jenner See Through Slut of the Day

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It amazes me that in this smut filled world we live in…you know one filled with porn…and trashy celebrated rich kids with sex tapes….with cheating politicians, church leaders and perverts fucking everywhere…..and tech companies that have tricked the public to have no privacy, to be tracked and to push stories and product to the idiots through little retard devices and an interface that presents itself as “fun” or “connecting with friends…..

Allowing people like Kendall Jenner…to exist…

She’s average, you only know her because they’ve push her on us – 40 times a day….and it almost makes that purist, civilized, Jesus loving approach of the 50s seem a lot more decent…

I like storylines that involve the wife burning the roast on TV, not dad becoming a mom after sister got fucked by a black guy…

Where have we all gone wrong…where is America….

Kendall Jenner is garbage…but like Trump…and social media that made her…represents everything AMERICAN…

These pics were sent in by a reader who will remain nameless…something we wish would happen to Kendall – she’s garbage…

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2016

03

May

Aubrey O’Day Less Fat of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day found fitness…and I guess after being fat as fuck…irrelevant and non existant…she’s been found too…

All it took was for her to drop 90 lbs, stop fucking black dudes, and post half naked pics of herself like the whore she is…up on some Sara Underwood kick…

The only problem is that even with the half nude pics to social media, and her being found, no one cared to find her…or remembered to look for her, she’s just that irrelevant…

The biggest thing Aubrey Has done, other than black dicks, was Donald Trump’s apprentice…just nothing else…

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2016

03

May

Chloe Moretz in Glamour Magazine of the Day

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Chloe Moretz is fucking boring….That’s all I got…

I could go into her being fat, you being creepy and into her since she was 14 and in Spandex..

I could talk about her not growing up as cute as you’d want but still working.

I could talk about her little tits in a bra for some Magazine…

But why bother….none of this matters.

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2016

03

May

The Met Gala and the Sluts Who Went to It of the Day

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I don’t understand these scams like the Met Gala, which are supposed to be for charity, but that cost a fortune to put on, that attract all these idiots who either pay to be there or fight to get invited there, when life is more fun when you don’t leave the house.

I guess when you barely have a job, but a lot of money and an ego…that makes you want to show the world you’re relevant enough to go to an event as exclusive as this…

But to me, it seems like a waste of fucking time…

Here are the pussy…in dresses that everyone is excited about…because everyone has pathetic lives and envy celebrities in expensive dresses that are designed to
make you hate yourself…

No one mentions how the fashion industry with all this fast fashion shit is polluting and destroying the world for your vanity that doesn’t change the fact that you’re all fucking cunts…

The highlight of the night was Irina Shayk is Amazing – She is Everything!

Second was granny Madonna and her sheer thong / tits / CHER impersonation because of the jokes..

The rest of the cunts pretending to be fashion icons so that they have a legacy in this world are:

Margot Robbie is a Big Girl and People Hate that I Call her a Big Girl

Kate Hudson

Nicki Minaj Big Tits…

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in White Because she’s an Angel

Hailee Steinfeld in Green Dress

Anna Kendrick tits in a Dress

Kate Mara

Alicia Vikander Legs…

Amber Heard Homewrecker Lookin’ Preggers…

Taylor Swift in Slutty Boots

Rita Ora Pretending to be Rihanna

Emily Rat Cow is Everywhere – Like a Rodent – Who Throws her Tits at Every Opportunity they Get…Good Hustle..

Ciara

Selena Gomez

Default Chloe Grace Moretz

Kristen Stewart Lesbian

Elle Fanning Creepy Sister

Hannah Davis and her Wallet – Just Joking – She was Rich Before Jeter – Thanks Daddy!

Emma Stone for the Nerds…

Emma Watson for the Bigger Nerds…

Katy Perry Theatrical Weird Goth Behavior – Lookin’ Weird…

Beyonce Squeezed the Fuck in Skin Lookin’ Like Stuffed Sausage – NOT A QUEEN

Demi Lovato:

Adriana Lima:

TO SEE THE REST OF THE SLUTS AT THE MET CLICK HERE

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2016

03

May

Ariel Winter at a Modern Family Event Has Fat Tits of the DAy

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Ariel Winter has big tits, despite having the breast reduction, making the world wonder what they’d look like if they were never reduced they just keep going and fucking going…like swamp monsters you want to feed off of, especially now that they’ve been reshaped….

She’s also got a round faced that makes the rest of her look like it is fat, but probably isn’t that fat, just fat by my standards, where everyone seems fat, surrounded by fat, in this fatter society that if it was 20 years ago, the celebrated girls wouldn’t be celebrated, they’d be working at Walmart due to their fat…

The good news is that I know the industry is still vain and that fat pressure still exists…so we’re not done with skinny fit girls yet…not everyone is a lazy fucking pig..

The best thing about Ariel Winter, other than not being familiar with her show, seeing as I’ve never watched Modern Family, so that I’m not a creep who watched her puberty, like she was your neighbor’s daughter you want to fuck…is her tits, she knows this, we know this…

The other best thing about her is how mad her fans get when I call her fat…they take it really fucking personally, so for them, I’ll say…

CHECK OUT THIS PIG AND HER PIG TITS TOO BAD THIS ISN’T A PETTING ZOO WHERE YOU CAN THROW CAKE AT HER AND SEE HER GO CRAZY AND EAT IT ALL UP – ROLLING AROUND IN IT LIKE PIGS DO – FLESHY TITS SPILLING OUT EVERYWHERE..

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2016

03

May

50 Cent Harrassing Airport Worker of the Day

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50 Cents drops his 50 Cents on some airport worker who probably makes minimum wage, which according to 50 Cent and his bankruptcy is more than 50 Cents makes, but where people are offended is that he’s accusing the kid of being on drugs…and being representative of a lazy generation…when really the kid is probably just a half retard thanks to not using genetic programming to create superhumans and we still let ghetto trash poor people reproduce to fill up the housing project!

If you know what I mean, the rich get richer or some shit..

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