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2016

03

May

Mischa Barton in a White Bikini of the Day

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In an exciting turn of events, Mischa Barton, the girl from the OC, who you probably remember jerking off to when she played the dead vomiting girl in “The Sixth Sense” because it reminded you of every girl you poisoned for sex….because it was the only way you could get sex….is in a bikini…

I call this back from the dead, or almost dead, when she was 45 pounds fatter, a whole lot sadder, medicating herself…into something I called the Mischa Barton Death watch…there was a short period of time where all these girls from Lohan to Britney to a few others could have swung either way…

I guess they chose life…because whining about life when you’re a fucking celebrity who had a hit show and now lots of money and access by the age of 25 is pretty entitled, spoiled and obnoxious…

You want real suicide, try working a real job at minimum wage where no one respects you and you’re so exhausted because you can barely pay off debt…have some real problems you brat…

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2016

03

May

Ali Larter in a Bikini of the Day

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Ali Larter is pretty much a nobody…she was a flat chested actress who did a whipped cream bikini a LONG time ago, the movie was called Friday Night Lights, and she’s since gone on to get breast implants and babies, both of which she’s showing off on instagram..

The sex appeal of a woman usually drops significantly when she turns 40, or 100, same thing…

But in Ali Larter’s case, her being the flat chested actress in the whipped cream bikini at her prime, like most young flat chested actresses, managed to maintain a certain size, fitness level, fat content…

It’s the bitches with the big tits you gotta look out for..

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2016

03

May

Naked Man Eats Shit and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk Driver Crashes in Restaurant

Indian Groom Gets Shot in the Head

Woman Slammed by Tram

Open Hand Slap

Kangaroo Attacks Car

Train Derails in DC

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2016

03

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyone wants that storyline…

Everyone wants to be a social media star…

I just want to lie to those people and convince them I can make them a social media star in exchange for cumming in and on them..

So they do their dramatics and storylines through status and other social media posts you know are a lie that just make tech dudes richer….

And I watch waiting for their insecurity or addiction to likes to set in, so that I can pounce and make them show me their vaginas…

I am not a predator, I am not even manipulative…this is what they want…this is all they want.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Claire Danes Cinderella Ella Dress
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50 Cent Harrasses Airport Employee
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Building Hollywood Monters by Hand
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12 Last Meals of Criminals on Death Row
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VIKINGS BEHIND THE SCENE
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Katy Perry VS Mental Health
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FKA Twigs in a Dress
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The STD Guy
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Taylor Swift Got Tits – May be Pregnant Yet Goes to Clubs
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Jellyfish Look like Aliens
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Farthest Hoverboard FLight Ever
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Hair Erection
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2016

02

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am getting sued for 300 dollars from a panty supplier..

I would be the only person in the world getting sued over panties…for such a stupidly low amount of money….and the funny thing is that they are the ones trying to scam me. I didn’t even do anything wrong.

I am not getting my asshole licked as I type this…but I am drawing up my plans for my “girls on their period only” bar…you know a feminist sisterhood safe space where I check if they are on their periods with my mouth that’s protocol…not because I love periods but because I like fertility…and a bunch of hormonal and feisty women in one place being fed alcohol…

Here are some magical links while celebs are at the Met Gala…an event far less interesting than an orgy at a whore house…

Why do people go to these things, when you can stay home and not go to these things…

DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY!

Links…

Taylor Swift is Scary at the Met Gala – Going On Now
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Huge Tits
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Sluts at a Vegas Club Opening
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Katy Perry is OCD about her Tits or bad at jokes – or MOCKING mental Health with her TIts
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Kate England is a Whore
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Blac Chyna has a Sex Tape…
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Johnny Manziel Ends His Career….
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Bitches at the Met
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Dunking Basketball Swinging from a Rope
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Megan Fox at the Beach
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Emma Watson Ass
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Caitlyn Jenner Pees in Women’s Bathrooms
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Dad Saves Kid When Roller Coaster Breaks
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Evolution of the BMW 3 Series
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Ashley Simpson See Through Dress
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Skirt of the Day
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Kate Hudson Whoring..
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Tracy Anderson is a Whore
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Some Chick Named Pia Miller in a Bikini
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Jodie Sweetin Flashing on Ellen
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Obama the Couch Commander
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Kelli Berglund is Slutty in a Bra Top for Disney Music Awards…
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BMX Riding in NYC
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Carly Fiorina Falls
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Paris Hilton Nipples..
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Jena Sims in a Bikini
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Rita Ora in a Weird Doorman Outfit
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Gopher Examines the GoPro
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How ATMs Work
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Ariel Winter Tits,,,,
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Annoying Trump Supporters
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Lucy Collett Before All the Food
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Hunter King is a Hot Chick at the Daytime Emmys
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Thigh Gaps
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John Oliver Explains Modern Time to Cicadas…(NOT FUNNY)
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Minka Kelly’s Got Some Tits
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Google’s Deep Mind Explained
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Carrie Underwood Slut
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Taylor Swift Slutty in NYC
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Squirt of the Day
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Trolling Wannabe Pornstars
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Lesbians of the Day
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The Waterpark is the Original Transgender Bathroom – Here are Tits
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Slut Pranks Her Teacher
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Huge Tits in Sheer Lingerie
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Some Hot Chick getting Out of Bed
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Tight Vagina
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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The Vagina and Anus
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Webcam for the Boyfriend…with Some Big Fuckign Nipples
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Drippy fucking Vag
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Porn Pics and Videos
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2016

02

May

Kristen Stewart for Marie Claire France

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MARIE CLAIRE is a horrible fucking interviewer, but I actually like how Kristen Stewart, the girl I used to make fun of for being inbred and white trash and unappealing to men, before she came out of the closet in some self discovery through indie films and cutting her hair as lesbians do, making her OK by me…and not just because she showed nipple for the cover photo…

But because she isn’t down with bringing down the patriarchy like all these other idiots in the feminist movement….she’s not looking for the safe space..she’s not even looking for lesbian attention…she’s just chillin’ with her nipples…but chillin’…


MARIE CLAIRE: What do you have to say about that group of men that is prominent in Hollywood?

KRISTEN: Nothing, except: “Keep making good films, we’re trying to do the same thing!” I’m really aware of how lucky I am, of the number of opportunities in the palm of my hands. For me, being a women in the film industry isn’t very stressful, even if, it’s true, roles for us are not as big in numbers. I can’t ignore that there’s a real fight on this issue but, to be honest, I don’t really have that in mind at the moment, I’m working a lot, it’s working well and I’m really happy about it.

MARIE CLAIRE: So you’re not following in Jennifer Lawrence’s footsteps, who is going at war against inequalities between men and women when it comes to salaries?

KRISTEN: No. Right now, I’m working on small indie films, and it’s like a small family, we’re all on the same level.

MARIE CLAIRE: Was there a moment in your life when you didn’t feel free?
KRISTEN: In life, you’re often your own enemy. We’re all prisoners within ourselves in some way or the other, to grow up and find out who we are, it’s the goal, isn’t it? I really like growing older. As days go on, I feel more free, closer from who I want to become, it’s getting easier. I look at myself and I think: “It’s good, dude. Chill.”

MARIE CLAIRE: Do you like yourself?
KRISTEN: Looking at people who surround you is a good way of measuring your worth. My friends and the people I work with are exceptional. My job is my life, my life is my job. So, yes, I look at these incredible people around me. I’m in their lives because they’re terrific. Similarly, if they’re there, it’s for a reason, I must be pretty cool.

DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY!

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2016

02

May

Samantha Gradoville for ‘Lui’ Magazine of the Day

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Samantha Gradoville, is in LUI, photos by Terry Richardson…

She may have an immigrant name, but is an American Model….because I guess that happens sometimes….you know when you dig through the depths of processed fast foods, obesity crisis, walmart cookie aisles…..every once in a while a good genetic built woman….happens to be a US Passport holder…and sometimes even a US Birth Certificate holder because either they are smart enough to stay active and not eat shit…or they are first generation immigrants and not fully absorbed in the American Way yet…..and instead of seeing her as a dying art form….the last of the sexy American….I see her as hope that more and more girls out there put down the sugar and MSG and pick up doing squats cuz shit….you’ll look better naked if you do…and that’s all that fucking matters in life.

The most interesting thing about LUI is that it was a porn magazine and now it’s fashion…with big ads and models getting naked…real actual models…

DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY!

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2016

02

May

Paris Hilton See Through of the Day

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Paris Hilton still has nipples…that she likes to show off…to remind you that she’s Paris Hilton and that she still exists…because she may be dead in terms of relevance in America, but she’s still massive in the international market, where HILTON represents a magical hotel chain from America…and Freedom…and not some coked up party slut trash with a sex tape who created Kim Kardashian…

So apparently, her designer herpes haven’t killed her or her nipples…but she’s still here…even if she should be thrown in the dumpster…after she has an overdose in one of the family hotel suites…

I hate the trash…but DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY!

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Posted in:Paris Hilton|SWF

2016

02

May

Hailee Steinfeld On All Fours of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is all on fours..unless that is someone else and Hailee Steinfeld is watching…because I don’t know what Hailee Steinfeld is, not because all Jews the same, or because her name sounds like a Jewish Deli, so it’d make sense that she’d be showing off her Kosher smoked meat…in the weirdest of ways…but because she doesn’t matter, with her pop career or her acting..she’s a money maker, but uneventful…

DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY!

Posted in:Hailee Steinfeld|SFW

2016

02

May

Kate Hudson Forgets She’s 40 of the Day

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Kate Hudson is into showing off some tits…because I guess she never had tits until recently…thanks to modern science…and I guess it was her pussy that drove men to suicide..but we’d have to Ask Owen Wilson about that…he may have been more upset by her ass…

She’s at some club opening…and she decided to be a metaphor with her top opening…she’s high concept like that…

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Vanessa Hudgens was there also…

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