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Caroline Vreeland’s Small Bikini Top of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard’s Marketing Tips of the Day

Helen Flanagan Big Titty Swimsuit Show of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s in Red of the Day

Em Rat Cow in the Tanning Bed of the Day

2016

May

Miley Cyrus Still Exists of the Day

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I just checked out Miley Cyrus on instagram to see if she still exists…

Apparently, she does…

It’s funny how we can be overexposed to some of these idiots, we get them shoved down our throat all fucking day – every fucking day… and then zero..or barely anything…except her getting her planets wrong.

I think it has something to do a PR team pushing her nonsense, or maybe how ADD we are and how much we don’t care about anything or anyone…for more than 10 seconds….

So Miley was everything – now she’s nothing – but a brat sitting on pile money…

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2016

May

Hailey Baldwin is a Model of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin did a shoot for someone or something called Damon Baker. I am going to assume it was a “creative” shoot, not an actual brand shoot, because no one really gives a fuck about Kendall Jenner’s friend who isn’t Gigi Hadid, but who wants nothing more in this blessed world she lives in to be Gigi Hadid…you know going to bed every night hating Gigi Hadid for pulling off the scam the Baldwin wanted to…

These celebrity / LA Based / rich kids aren’t a new thing, they are connected, their parents are egotistical narcissists who are even worse than corporate executive rich parents or real estate tycoon rich parents since celebs are the fucking worst egos who never grow up, always on the verge of self destructing and being into themselves, leading to some very weird kids with lots of money, you’d expect to see hustling instagram and the party scene for famous people to fuck, or brands to play model for…

Hailey Baldwin is cute at best, her dad is Stephen Baldwin, I find her uninteresting, but I find everyone uninteresting…even when showing off her young round ass…

If you don’t like this baldwin, there’s a bigger baldwin, less famous baldwin, with more famous baldwin parents…Ireland…who gets naked for photos now..not because she’s a Tranny Bathroom user…but because of her size…and because she was doing the Hailey Baldwin get in the media hustle before Kendall and Gigi went next level famous, not for being worthy…but for having followers…

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2016

May

Taylor Swift – May Still be Pregnant at a Club of the Day

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I don’t know why Taylor Swift is dressed all crazy in this lace covered romper, but it looks like I could have been right about the maternity gear for a pregnant girl, a story that is terrifying to write about, because Taylor Swift has trademarked her name and if she wants can sue any blog who writes her name in a way she doesn’t like being written about…

I guess I could give her a nickname like “slutty country star who go too famous and rich for her own good by going pop only to annoy everyone who hears her music because she’s the fucking worst – yet still exists because the machine just gets bigger and bigger, other celebs suck up to her, and no one seems to think she is singing a one sided version, anti men version, of her being a sex addict”…

I don’t know why she looks like Taylor Mosen with that bleached hair and black outfit, but maybe she’s going through hormonal issues…from the pregnancy…new look!

I don’t know if she’s actually pregnant, but some reputable people have mentioned it in passing the last 3-4 months and I just assume that they are right, why would they lie or make that up, it’s not like I talk to people about Taylor Swift or dig for Taylor Swift gossip, her pregnancy only affects me in one way and that is that I can hope she dies in child birth, or disappears with her constant attention seeking for a while while raising the baby…you know…like Beyonce did….or like J.Lo did…just fade out gracefully…

So even if they were right about her being pregnant, she may have vacuumed it out, like a good Christian who likes making money, only to disprove my claims…but I’m pretty much a hack and no one believes what I write anyway…in fact…no one reads what I right.

I think I see GUNT…but if she was pregnant, I can’t imagine a club in NYC being the best place for the fetus…so it may just be dinner…

Either way, she’s the worst.

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2016

May

Janet Montgomery Butt Shot for Instagram of the Day

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Janet Montgomery was in Black Swan, she’s from the UK, 31, and in a bunch of upcoming movies. She was also on the show Salem, I have no idea who she is – but know she wants you to see her tanline that looks like a pair of panties and that’s glorious enough for me…

I am not necessarily a coppertone sun damage loving pervert who jerks off to tanlines, but there is a fetish for tan lines, and there are strippers who hit the tanning beds with the most absurd bikinis to get the most absurd tanlines and dudes fucking love that shit…

I am definitely a fan of bare ass on the internet or social media of people who don’t need to be posting their bare asses….

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2016

May

Iggy Azalea for “Legend Magazine” of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is in some magazine called LEGEND magazine that we can assume she invented or financed with the money she didn’t pay the IRS, you know typical immigrant using the system to get ahead but not contributing to the system, despite having her work permits in place…just a typical immigrant lack of respect…send her back to Mexico….or Africa…or wherever it is this trash is from…..

She’s a fucking phony, a fake, a pile of garbage no one actually cares about, but who hit at the right time thanks to hip hop music and strategic fucking. Her story of being a street rapper, or stripper is such a fucking lie…she’s a suburban white girl and people should laugh at her clearly fake urban accent…

She’s AUSTRALIA…and if she doesn’t have an Australian voice…she’s putting on an act…and act that would include starting a magazine called Legend- just to put herself on the cover of in panties…showing a photoshopped fat ass…because Americans are idiots and if a hashtag #legend is next to a slut, maybe people will assume she’s a legend by association. Basic subliminal marketing..

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2016

May

Emily Rat Cow’s 2012 Tits of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski still exists. We call her Rat Cow, but she’s not that boy, I mean she’s hardly a cow, she’s more of a bird, but I guess a rat face is like a bird face, all pointy and terrifying…with red eyes fixated on manipulating you into thinking she’s hot or giving her work as an actress – supported by some great fucking tits….

I am not a misogynist who boils down a woman’s worth to her tits, but some women like Em Rat Cow do it for us…it’s like “I have great tits, real or fake you’ll never know, but they’re great, so love me, hire me, keep me relevant”…

It’s the same story, she is unremarkable as a personality…but maybe her being raised in an artist family in souther California makes her less annoying as a person that she comes across in her public, barely relevant but till getting invited places existence.

She seems like an only child, spoiled brat, overly fed positive affirmations from her parents allowing her to go manipulate the world at a young age…but I guess thats looking to deep into her, trying to find value or purpose…when really, like she’s always telling us, she’s just tits….great tits..

These are from 2012.

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2016

May

Naked Woman and the Police and Other Videos of the Day

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Hey! How Ya Doing! on Hollywood Boulevard…

Bear in an Apartment

Russian Girl Flies Without Ticket or ID

Femen Girls are my Favorite Girls

Horny Donkeys VS Restaurant

News Reporter Punches Thug on TV

Weird Accident of the Day

Slippy Sam Fight

Fuck Her Right in the Pussy

Kids These Days…

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2016

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Was the highlight of your weekend when the President did a mic drop?

Or was it when you had a debate with a girl for three hours about how drunk sex isn’t rape, it’s just bad decision making, while trying to get her drunk enough to have sex with you, only to have sex with her when drunk, just to see if she’d claim it was rape the next day or maybe a week later when it set in..

So far so good, but that’s only because she probably hasn’t figured out how to get out of that cage I left her in the woods 3 hours outside of town…

Lots of Thigh Gaps
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Dude from Arrow’s Dick
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Katy Perry is OCD
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Team Canada’s Ice Promo Video
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11 Year Old Protects His Home from Intruders
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Caroline Vreeland Huge Tits
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Pornstar Push Ups
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Prince Left Enough Music to Release an Album the Next 100 Years
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The Obama Speech if you Care
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Brad Cooper and Lady Gaga Finally Together…
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Pizza Box Made Out of Pizza
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Sluts at the White House Dinner
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Eater Destroys Dozen Donuts
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Hot Selfies
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2016

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The site was down for an hour today. I assumed Taylor Swift’s on staff hackers deleted everything I’ve barely worked the last 12 years and 36,000 posts on…my life flash before my eyes…debating if I would rebuild in some panic…only to realize I’m free…that Taylor Swifts hackers gave me freedom… Relieving me of this obsessive compulsive need to update a site no one cares about with content no one cares about – only to realize I can finally live out my dream bagging Groceries since it is the only thing I’m qualified for and I’ll finally start to make money….unfortunately, looks like the site is back up and I’ll have to back burner those dreams for stepLINKS of the DAY..

Here are the stepLINKS of the Day

Jiggly Tits
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Kaley Cuoco is Remarrying Because She’s Rich and Crazy
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Ireland Badlwin in Some Magazine…
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Wheelchair Stunts
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Pornstar Working Out
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So Much Latina Pussy
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Windows 10 Interrupts Weather
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Katherine McNamara in a Pink Dress
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Jake Gyllenhaal is a Pussy Pitch
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Taylor Swift Butt Shot…
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Nicki Minaj and Drake Don’t Talk…Sad
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Gemma Atkinson in a Bikini
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The New Tomb Raider
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Richard Sherman – LYFT driver
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Ariana Grande Modeling
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Gabrielle Toth Naked
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Hailey Baldwin’s Bruised Tits
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Lizzy Caplan in Lula Magazine
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Gigi Hadid at her 21st Bday
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Paris Hilton is Getting Old
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British Family VS Thailand
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Josephine Skriver in Marie Claire Italy Hot
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White Trash Argument of the Day
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POISON SUPPER CLUB!
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Peyton Roi List in a Towel and Robe
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The Nice Guys Trailer
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Kirk Cameron on Marriage…
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Weird Tasha Reign Interview
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Rachel Riley Ass on a Bike
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Dude Drives Car into Breaking Sand…
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Josephine Skriver Nipple
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High Speed Rail in Serbia
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Sara Underwood WHore
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Barbara Palvin in a Magazine
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Military Air Drop Fail
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Kristen Rain Nude
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Conan Plays Mario Kart
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NErd Invents His Own Touch Screen Mirror
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Irina Shayk Racing a Horse
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Lily Aldridge Model Middle Driff
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Taylor Swift Runs Into her Ex Everytime She Runs Into a Man Because She’s Fucked Everyone
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Girls Who Aren’t in bras
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Fetish of the Day
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Big Tits in a Wet Shirt…
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Some Babe Stripping on the Balcony
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Girl Masturbating
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Dude Helps His Wife Move Out
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Random Tumblr Porn!
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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THese Tits are Huge
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Big Scary Tits
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Naked Babe Naked SYBIL
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Just a College Girl…
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Free Curated Porn Pics and Videos
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Drippiest Pussy Ever – Posted Yesterday But Click Again
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2016

Apr

Kendall Jenner Flashing Kylie Jenner’s Snapchat of the Day

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Site was down, hell froze over, so I couldn’t get this video that my friend Brian sent me this morning of Kendall Jenner flashing Kylie’s Snapchat at what I assume is Gigi Hadid’s 21st birthday party so that rich, spoiled, overrated brat can finally drink – because I’m sure she hasn’t ever drank before..because she’s a reasonable rule follower who doesn’t travel to other places where 18 is the law like that…

I hate these annoying, piles of shit, they are all interchangeable garbage …

But at least Kendall is showing her nipples…it is almost redeeming…but barely…because you know they are tedious, annoying, high maintenance unappreciative pigs…that’s just what being a 21 year old in this weird fucking world…raised by rich narcissistic monsters…left to fend for yourself with budget to fend for yourself proper…

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