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2016

29

Jun

Sarah Paulson TOpless of the Day

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Sarah Paulson is 41 and topless…and that’s all I have to say about that…because I have no idea who Sarah Paulson is and it’s summer, I’m on summer hours and don’t have time to google it. If you’re so interested – you can figure it the fuck out..I believe in you – I am trusting you – I am letting the bird leave the titty nest..

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2016

29

Jun

Fergie Ass in Concert of the Day

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Fergie wore lingerie on stage for GAY PRIDE because she’s a proud tranny, but not that proud, she had to fake a pregnancy to explain her kid – and has never come out as tranny, but that hard face that is more delicate with age….thanks to fillers and who the fuck knows but she sure as as hell doesn’t look as haggard as when she was a drag queen on the scene addicted to meth….

So despite being 100 years old, she’s showing off her fitness ass, because she’s the semi-white Beyonce…with high testosterone and here’s a video of her performing – shot with the BEST camera ever…seriously…what the hell happened to this video…

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2016

29

Jun

Kylie Jenner Possible Nipple of the Day

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Kylie Jenner proved that her tan is fake, her coloring is painted on, and that she’s not a black girl, half black girl, or an Armenian…you know because she’s created an ethnically ambiguous face thanks to modern science and fillers…and by ethnically ambiguous – I mean barely human, more like a cartoon, that coupled with all her photoshopping, makes for a sketch of a human and not an actual person….it’s weird..

But one thing she hasn’t modified yet is apparently that she’s got herself some white girl nipples – all pink and puffy and flashed on her snapchat like whores do…and it’s not her fault, it’s a family thing…it’s a born into a brothel thing…

Here’s her sister no wearing a bra – because why not..maximize the over exposed garbage family..

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2016

29

Jun

Daniela Lopez Osorio of the Day

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No idea who Daniela Lopez Osorio – but I’ll assume she’s some instagram whore on the rise- trying to make it in a world of so many instagram whores – not needing to be real models because modeling agencies will sign and promote anyone with some level of following – and luckily for all these girls – modeling requires no talent – just an ability to not feel like an asshole while posing like an asshole because you’re an asshole with an asshole I’d like to stick my tongue inside to try to eat whatever she had for dinner the previous night – not because I am into shit – but because I’m into hot girls trying to make it who look like this…

So Daniela Lopez Osorio is alright.

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2016

29

Jun

Photoshopped Sophie Simmons Plays Washed Up Model of the Day

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Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter, who I guess is less fat, at least based on her back, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be fit, she’s got access to all the money in the world and all it takes is hiring a fucking trainer to whip her into shape on her schedule in her home gym….which would take work…so why work when you have all the money in the world and don’t need to work…or workout…and you can afford all that great food….

I mean that was before she was an instagram model – or aspiring instagram model – addicted to the fame from being on TV, trying to follow her mother’s lead, thinking she’s a little hotter than she actually is thanks to positive reinforcement, trying to be the kind of girl her billionaire KISS dad was into….all while being the collector’s item real KISS fans and collectors are OBSESSED with…

Because she’s looking fitter than she was, but barely, she had a minute where she was about to breakthrough before realizing that plus sized modeling is IN..so bitch squeezed IN to some lingerie…to actually have photo proof that she works…

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2016

29

Jun

Billionaire – Nicola Peltz – Cheesy Inflatable Bikini Porn of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is a hot rich chick who makes me laugh, not just because she’s doing a cheesy inflatable unicorn picture like all the fame-whores, last year the trendy inflatable prop was the massive swan, this year it’s this…a unicorn…ridiculous but that alone doesn’t annoy me or offend me. Anything to get a girl in a bikini, to show the world how good she looks in a bikini…because she looks good in a bikini….so thanks for the update bro..

But the funny thing is that she’s in a fucking movie…she’s a billionaire – yet she’s still low level instagram whoring in attempting to matter in the grand scheme of the entertainment world because money can buy her everything, even movie roles, PR teams and the best outfit and locations but it can’t buy the love and adoration of people everywhere….to validate her existence…

Sidenote, she’s fucked Bieber…

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2016

29

Jun

Nude Joy Corrigan of the Day

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Her name is Joy Corrigan, she’s a Florida based model, probably a sugar baby, but then again who isn’t a sugar baby in this internet generation of wanting to live the rich life, and figuring you can stomach banging a 50 year old in exchange for a good life, because you can rationalize that they take good care of themselves, they workout, and they have nice houses where you can be lazy, do nothing all day, living the medicated housewife life waiting around for them to come home, in really nice egyptian cotton sheets, on a really expensive house that likely has an Ocean View…better than work…

Or maybe she’s Billy Corrigan’s daughter…

I don’t blame hot girls for wanting rich guys instead of jobs, or rich guys for wanting hot young girls who get naked in photoshoots on their quest to become famous…whether they are in LA, New York, or LA – they are all the fucking same…they all run in the same circles, circles I don’t participate in and never would even if I was a billionaire, but that I don’t mind judging while looking at nude pics of a girl, because just appreciating her nude, huge fake tits, remembering her as Charlotte McKInney’s sidekick, isn’t enough for me…

I don’t know much abotu Joy Corrigan, but I know I lover her as much as I’ve ever loved any other woman…and that’s by staring at them tits in sand….black and white…shadows hiding her pussy – so dramatic.

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2016

29

Jun

Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Hunziker is a 40 year old mom in a bikini from Switzerland becauase it is neutral territory filled with hot 40 year old moms in bikinis…

My favorite thing about her was her tribal arm band tattoo, but I guess her fit as fuck body isn’t

She’s apparently a TV host / model, she’s got 3 kids, she’s been a bikini before nd will be in a bikini again….I never bother posting her in a bikini – even though she’s always in a bikini and has been for years – because women die at 30 for me – but the 25 year olds of today are so fat – I’m forced to ignore old aging weathered faces – to focus on tight body…It’s crazy to me that a 40 year old mom of three has a tighter body than most 25 year olds…but apparently – it happened…

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2016

29

Jun

Bar Refaeli Definitely Pregnant of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is still pregnant – that baby hasn’t crawled out of her vagina – tearing her apart – giving her big tits purpose as they feed new life – since they’ve stopped performing for her – but did do a pretty good job for her throughout her 20s – from A-List men, to A-List Brands – to having the money to go back to Tel Aviv and fight terrorism from the comfort of whatever luxury apartment she lives in…

Baby making is not hot to me, I don’t like ready to drop porn, but I do like how ugly women feel / or how beautiful they think they look, in this weird emotionally unstable time – that lead to posting big titty pregnant selfies, putting themselves out there, like breeding is a beautiful thing we should rejoice and celebrate – because they are rejoicing and celebriating – when all I want to see is before and after pussy pics…

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2016

29

Jun

Topless “Fashion Blogger” of the Day

Her name is Brianna Addolorato. I’ve never heard of her – but if the paparazzi are taking pictures of her – it’s safe to assume that she’s got a good scam going on, one that involves knowing who the paparrazzi who will take pictures of anyone in a bikini are – but more importantly, that she has been able to polarize her whore behavior, slutty pics, by calling herself a Fashion Blogger…which basically means zero, just that she tags the clothing she wears, or as she probably calls it “curates”…because justifying her whore for follower behavior, or packaging it as “fashion blogger” you know giving it a bigger purpose – makes brands happier to send money her way…it’s all fucking lies…

But at least she knows her place, gets topless one the beach and keeps the lie alive by reminding us she’s down to fuck, but she can make more money if she pretends she’s not..

Yeah..she’s a fashion blogger, more like a girl with a lot of followers trying to find a purpose or way to sell that audience to make money and live that good life…and fashion blogger is trendier than “I post my ass on instagram”…

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