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2016

28

Jun

Cindy Crawford’s Teen Daughter in Bed for Fashion of the Day

In the first minute and a half of this video for MIU MIU, a huge fashion brand, you’ll see the talent they cast for the video is Cindy Crawfrod and Randy Gerber of Gerber baby empire daughter Kaia – laying in bend…in soft focus…gripping her sheets….before walking around the pool in a sheer pool dress, I mean I don’t need to recap this if you just watch the fucking video, before stripping off her clothes, facing a children’s toy and jumping into the pool in a bathing suit, they don’t really show because they focus on her body parts…

I am not a film analyst and I am a pervert – who sees sex in everything I look at…but I would never produce a video like this with someone under the age of 18, because all though it’s not graphic teen erotica – it’s pretty racy or eludes to teen erotica – and that’s just fucking weird – especially when the girl is rich, her parents rich, and has no need to be doing anything like this…

Weird…

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2016

28

Jun

Ali Michael by Jason Lee Parry of the DAy

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I don’t know if I’m still facebook friends with Jason Lee Parry, but I was for a long time and I always appreciated his pictures for what they were. He was one of the first in modern time to do that instagram vibe – hipster vibe – girl in the desert topless with bush – having a bon fire and running around amongst cactus – hired by brands and urban outfitters to get that 70s, Manson family, sitting around drinking or doing psychedelics on the ranch, typical rich kid looking for purpose shit..

It’s pretty California, played out now, but when girls get naked thinking they are hippies for a dude who takes pics on film like a hippie, I’m more interested than fake photoshoots for instagram – with the hopes of getting enough followers to promote skinny tea detox shit and protein powder – living the dream.

The world is dumb

This model is Ali Michael. She’s done some topless work with pretty important people, but you’ve probably never heard of her, or if you have you can’t place her, since not everyone is meant to be remembered even if they get naked…

Posted in:Ali Michael|SFW

2016

28

Jun

Chloe Graceful Cameltoe Moretz of the Day

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David Beckham’s son may have beat the fuck out of Chloe Grace Moretz’s pussy so hard it’s swollen…

Or maybe she’s just got naturally fat pussy lips…that whenever she slides into leggings that are one size too small..that she jacks up into her pussy because she likes the way it feels, she likes the way people look at her, and she just feels at home with her pussy out there, without putting her pussy out there, because that would make her look like she was having some kind of rich kid turned famous – spoiled and entilted brat – breakdown and this is the next best way to be that exhibitionist…that “HERE IS ALL OF ME, TAKE ALL OF ME, I HAVE SOLD MYSELF TO YOU, FOR MY EGO AND THE EGOs OF MY PARENTS”….

Or maybe, her pussy’s just hungry and eats anything…shoved into it, whether it is offering a movie role or not…

WHO KNOWS…WHO CARES..IT HAPPENED and that’s all that matters to the creepy grown men obsessed fan boy on this Chloe Grace Moretz 18 year old train…who love this shit….but really LOVE her slit…

IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER NIPPLES IN A SHEER SHIRT – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2016

28

Jun

Couple Banging in a Church Captured By Drone and Other Videos of the Day

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Terrifying Rape Attempt / Public Spanking of the Day

Taco Bell Fight of the DAy

Man Gives Water to Wolf

STRIPPING IN THE STREET – MY KIND OF GIRL

Refugee in Germany of the Day

Unfortunate Situation of the Day

Topless Woman Undresses

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

28

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I just saw a female garbage man – I guess that would make her a garbage woman – and unlike most women who I consider garbage women – she actually worked in garbage….

It turns out…I have a garbage woman fetish – at least this particular garbage woman – she was in a sports bra with huge fake tits – like a stripper turned public servant….making me think I was being trolled and it was part of an elaborate viral stunt…and even if that was the case, that bitch can come pick up my rotten meat ANYTIME…ideally with her mouth…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning….

GIRLS IN SPORTS BRAS
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No One Gives a Fuck About Lena Dunham’s Bullshit Opinion on Kanye Rape – Except Lena Dunham – Who Should Shut the Fuck Up and Molest your SIster
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Fake Titty Bikini top
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Mariah Carey in Panties
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Epic Midget Person Fight
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Swimming in 1,500 Gallons of Coca Cola
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30 Pics of Old People
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Nicest Good Samaratan
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Serena Williams Erotica for Wall Street Journal
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Destroying Stuff with Liquid Nitrogen
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Johnny Depp Didn’t Beat Up his More Famous Than HIm at the Time Girlfriend in the 90s
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2016

27

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is always a weird feeling when you see a teenage girl and her mother outside a starbucks – and not a young teenager, more like a just started college level teenager…and you’re more interested in staring at the mom’s pussy in her yoga pants…you know maybe it’s because her pussy lips are fatter and just look better, more juicy….or maybe because I am into late 40 year olds and just don’t want to admit it..but it’s probably just that college age teenage girls of today aren’t college age teenage girls of 10 years ago…they weigh about 33% more…but unlike the cookies and cakes and candies they are eating – that’s not a good thing!!

Here are some stepLINKS

A Bunch of Thigh Gaps!
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Beyonce is a Little Much…I guess she hung out with black people…to Understand their Plight – Or maybe she just sent her assistant…she’s a tool…no one calls out for her bullshit…so she continues to exist with lame fucking performances…she is the plantation owner…
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Victoria Secret Slut named Vita
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Sluts at the BET Awards
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Alicia Keys – Slave Porn/
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Cooking Steaks in Arizona Heat
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Katherine Heigl – Pregnancy Ultrasound Porn
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Fat Photshopped Ass
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Taylor Swift – Whore Legs
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Winona Rider Says – Johnny Depp Was Never Abusive in 1983 when they Dated
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Kelly Brook Legs
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Check Out this Shae Brock Hooker
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Solid Pussy Flash
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Man VS SPider
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Red Light T-Bone
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Exploding Paint in Slow Motion
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Rachel McCord is a Nobody in a Bikini – Looking Good Enough for Me!
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Lindsay Vonn Braless
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Some Whore Doing YOGA
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Slut who Doesn’t Matter in a Bikini named – Charlotte
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Jay LEno Rolls His Car
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Never, EVER, Do These 5 Things While Smoking WEED!
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Today in Gabrielle Union
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Kim Garner – Slut
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How to Fake a New Iphone
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Michael Jackson’s Sex Closent
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Some Prince Tribute that Went Viral
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Handmaking a Leather Wallet
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Vanessa Hudgens – SLUT
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1500 Gallons of Coca Cola
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Slut Who Doesn’t Matter in a Bikini – Named Rachel
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Kid at World Series of Baseball – is Funny
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Elle Fanning Tits!
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Rosie Hungtington – Hard Nipple
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Aubrey Plaza – Ass in a Dress
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Bella Thorne – Slut
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Wal Mart Brand Huffy – Goes Downhill Biking
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Slut Who Doesn’t Matter in a Bikini – Named Sandra
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Crushing a Safe with Hydraulic Press
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50 Cent Got Arrested!
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Jennifer Aniston – Slut
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A Bunch of Huge Tits
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Just Some Big Tits – if you Like Big Tits
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Honeymoon Anal
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Chinese Man Tries to Eat Another Man on the Bus
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Chick With Tits is better than Chick with Dicks
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Greek Slut
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Gutter Porn Chick Tits
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Oh My Fucking God Girl…
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

27

Jun

Mariah Carey – Not Wearing Pants of the DAy

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Mariah Carey is a crazy person…who is old and bloated like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river after being dead for 10 years, only her death is more gradual, and I guess she’s attempting to slow it down – by showing up places pantsless, or own it and laugh about it, or maybe these rich vapid superstars just don’t realize that they should keep their pants on, because they’ve made it, and can do anything and everything they want now that they don’t have anyone to impress, and when you start out as a whore fucking execs, whoring is pretty much all you know….even if you don’t need to ho no mo…

There’s no rational explanation for her face…or this outfit choice…making noise like a trashy monster…but I guess when it comes to being pantsless, who needs rationalization….we should just stare and not try to ask questions…if you do – it may talk to you – and that is probably more terrifying than this..

I find this fucking odd….across the fucking board…from face to outfit…odd…but odd makes things more fun to fuck…

Fine..it was a leather and lingerie party…her face still has CRAZY eyes…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

27

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Dramatic Bathing Suit Pic of the Day

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Lohan is not a sea monster – she’s just a monster and I guess it makes sense that Lindsay Lohan, who has jacked up her face, and looks like a beat up stripper, because that’s how she feels on the inside of her life as a puppet her family exploited…would be out in a bathing suit doing the cheesy of cheesy fucking photoshoots – in a bathing suit – for her instagram – because she’s obviously taking a shot at being a gutter, low level prostitute Glamour model – because they are the biggest thing in the UK, and there’s a pretty easy barrier of entry to become one of those….

Next step…Big Brother, but not the Celebrity version..I believe it could happen for what was once the hottest, talentless, not that hot, but hottest freckled star..

I am still a fan of this comeback and I”m ready for more, I’ve unfortunately documented her entire life and I am the unofficial Lohan biographer…from Parentrap to Sam Ronson’s Pussy Trap and everyone in between…I remember…and think she’s amazing, there’s real emotional connection for me – when I see her pics – and I anxiously await her OSCAR – because I know that as long as she doesn’t die, she’s still young enough to get back at it and make that Oscar happen…she just needs to hire me as her assistant – because that’s a purse – I’d be into holding..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE AMAZING PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW|Uncategorized

2016

27

Jun

Olivia Munn Has Pulled Off the Scam of the Day

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Olivia Munn posted these staged selfie bikini shoot pics for her fans – a group of people she manipulated HARD – thanks to being on some NERD show – Talking NERD shit – back when NERDS watched TV – in a NERD era – when NERDS were all the rage – and NERDS mattered….

It allowed her to get into hollywood movies, through proper navigation – now this…From zero to fucking hero…created by her fans…not all that hot – but clever enough to manipulate the world into giving her what she wants – so that she can afford the luxury of sitting by a pool in selfie bikini shoots…

Good hustle deserves reward…so stare at her photoshopped body – and love it like she wants you to…

Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW