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2016

09

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Panty Flash of the Day

Lindsay Lohan revisited her past by hanging out with old friends, like the Kardashians and her lesbian Yahoo heir Courtney Semel – like it was 2004 and they were all 12 years younger and the talk of the town – and not a group of bootleg, old timer, horrible humans…and she really got into that role of Lindsay Lohan from her youth – since all these actors have no souls or identity they are just fucking puppets always acting – and aren’t real…but in reconnecting with that character from her past – she flashed her panties, that should have been her pussy which is just as red in pubic hair and scabs – which I guess is better off covered – no need to go back down that road….not now that she’s engaged to be married and all that other bullshit she’s up to…even though this is the only LOhan I like.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that I am in love with Lindsay Lohan. She’s the only thing that matters!

Here she is posing hot with water…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

09

Jun

Rita Ora in a Bikini of the DAy

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Rita Ora is a whore in a bikini….because that’s what whores who are aspiring Rihanan’s do….they model for brands, get paid by brands, to make themselves seem or feel like they are hotter than they actually are….

It’s a good tactic to trick rich guys who buy into their bullshit and give into them with record deals and marketing money because she has proof, actual photo evidence, that someone put together a shoot of her in a bikini so that’s proof she’s hot, right?? RIch guys love bitches when they are published / half naked, espcially with big aspiring popstar who has been doing this too long to be considered aspiring and should accept her low level success tits…

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

09

Jun

Cindy Crawford and Her Daughter for a Campaign of the Day

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Cindy Crawford is still whoring herself out – to help whore out her daughter – as these people who made a lot of money – just being themselves – it’s a solid scam – that opens doors and makes for a great life – that leads to billionaire husbands and world travel – because why spend your trust fund on your lifestyle – when brands can do it for you.

I guess it’s combination of Cindy Crawford’s daughter wanting to be a little Kardashian – who has a huge audience on social media – because that’s where the relevance, ego and everything lives – and these rich kids love that….

But it’s also got to do with Cindy Crawford finding a second life in modeling – riding her daughter’s youth…because all these people are narcissists and their self worth relies on it…

Posted in:Cindy Crawford|SFW

2016

09

Jun

Bieber Fist Fight of the Day

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Everyone seems to hate Justin Bieber because he’s a little cunt…and here’s the little cunt, who think she’s invincible fighting with some big black guy – because that’s what happens when little pussy bitches are coddled and rich and don’t realize that they can get hurt – because they’re always so well taken care of…unfortunately, it didn’t end with death…

I was in a cab with some Vietnam vet who I guess turned Canadian cab driver and along with talking about fucking hookers and loving hookers despite not having a functioning cock thanks to hard drugs…he went on a rant about how if someone offered him 100 dollars, he would slip Bieber’s throat and rip out his vocal cords himself…I think he was a little too passionate about Bieber….maybe ex addict turn the impotent sexual frustration turns people fucked…

Posted in:Bieber|SFW

2016

09

Jun

Georgina Stojiljkovic is Eastern European Babe of the Day

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Georgina Stojiljkovic is in some Serbian version of some fashion magazine – and she is posing all Glamourous and luxurious – because there are billionaires who are over the top in Eastern Europe, long gone are the days of cold cement floors and no running water…and when you’re a babe – like Georgina Stojiljkovic you don’t really need to make those billions, because those billionares will make you…with their penis….sex work comes in all forms because people like to come.

I know nothing about her, I didn’t even google her, because why bother, she’s lovely enough for me….to look at in a photoshoot of who the fuck cares…

Posted in:Georgina Stojiljkovic|SFW

2016

09

Jun

Rihanna is Killin’ It at her Self Produced Shoot of the Day

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Rihanna is the kind of narcissist and ego who brings a photographer to Barbados – where she is from and where I guess she lives for tax purposes – but is also a beautiful yet slow paced place where they isn’t much going on – even when things are going on – so to keep herself busy and I guess feeling relevant her and her team stage instagram style shoots of her whoring out in a bikini – like an instagram model – because I guess she likes being in front of the camera – it ties into her need to be in front of the camera, the only place she feels at home – even when at home – where her peers all look at her like a zoo animal…not because of her resemblance to Harambre – but because she’s rich as fuck – and a cunt – who mistreats them…

Fascinating…but only because she’s hot, she’s great, she’s magic…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2016

09

Jun

McKayla Maroney’s Olympic Gold Ass of the Day

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Olympic gymnast living the Olympic gymnast dream…who is no longer a Gymnast but is still an Olympic winner who is actually living her gymnast stage mom dreams…stage mom that probably saw that glimmer of talent in and that she in turned into a reality thanks to hard work, hormone therapy and teaching your kid a lessing in whoring their happiness for bigger dreams..

You know there was some negotiation every time Mckayla Maroney tried to quit growing up, because kids don’t care about this shit, they just want a normal life…they don’t care about getting up at 5 am to do cartwheels, they just want to go to the mall….

And I guess some of those concessions were that once she got a gold, she could quit and become an instagram whore for her fans…which is what she’s been doing since she won…

I know you don’t really care about her and her fit ass now that she’s not 14 anymore…but thanks to all she’s been through – she still looks 14…and in a tight dress…so go go go …

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2016

09

Jun

Marina Orlova’s Russian Leaked Pics of the Day

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Marina Orlova is a Russian youtube celebrity who did or does some video called HotForWords – that I have a feeling I’ve seen over the years – where she explains the definition of a word or something – I am far too lazy to look into it…I just know she’s American based….

Apparently these are leaked nudes, that we know were probably not leaked at all – because once you’ve made that youtube money – you gotta do something to next level it…and nudity or softcore nudity – seems to be the answer…

She’s Russian, and Russians are hyper intelligent, well trained and disciplined and she knows what she’s doing….

She’s Russian and even with average at best tits, is still amazing…

Sure I prefer when the RUssia we all liked, back when it was communist and very fucking poor, where the people just craved Levis and Michael Jackson….while fighting for rationed toilet paper.. I liked Russia when it was regulated, when their TV and video equipment was from the 1950s, when their whores had to actually escape and risk their lives…that’s when all these hot Russians were bred.

But these hot Russians taking over the free world, while sex working strategically – you know as models or instagram stars – or hyper intelligent youtube stars – also works…even if it’s not the workcamp kind of work I’m sure their mother’s had to work while raising them in their cold water communist ruled flat…

Posted in:Marina Orlova

2016

09

Jun

Man Puts His Wife in the Trunk and Other Videos of the Day

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Young Dolphin Rescue

Public Shitter of the Day

Weird Scene of a Dude Shot on a Scooter

Bear in the Pool

Motel Robber

Gun of the Day

Robber Throws Jerky at Store Owner

Posted in:stepNEWS|Video

2016

09

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People on my social media are still going on and on about rape – and how fucking a drunk chick who blacks out because women can’t handle their liquor and like short skirts is rape – even if that drunk chick is the one pushing you onto her and making you put your dick in her mouth – it’s rape because she’s drunk and no one can be accountable for their actions when drunk – except the one with a dick.

Just don’t have sex with drunk girls, which may put a damper on your sex like because only drunk girls will fuck you and hopefully forget and hate you for it.

Jerking off has far less issues, and you’re already so well versed in it…and even that could viewed as rape, if there’s a set of drunk tits your jerking off on, or if you do it on the bus….so don’t jerk off either you fucking rapist and join the church, find a moral code, then fuck some kids….and remember to do the right thing – and that’s to carry a breathalizer around and not let any girl talk to you if she blows over the limit…and always leave the drunk girl wasted on the street with her skirt up around her waist on the street. Do not approach her, or bring her home or assume she’s of sound mind or try to help her because that is the gateway to rape. Just call 911 and let them know there’s a publicly drunk horny girl trying to get laid on the street corner…

I guess the point of all this is to say – rape is rape – there are no grey areas except when it comes to being mislead by the girl into thinking it is consenual…only for her to do the switcheroo….so just don’t fuck…

The other point of the story is to never trust anyone named Brock.

The other point of the story is – I didn’t rape or get raped last night – I only drank one bottle of wine in the park to dull down hating my life, my site, my wife and you….

Here are some morning links even though it’s noon – I just awoke – fuck you.

Hot Redheads…
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Julianne Hough – Spandex
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Lindsay Pelas – Big Tits
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Old Man Sings Rock Song
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Chloe Grace Moretz Camel Toe
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Some Ashley James in a Bikini
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People who Defend Amber HEard – and People Who Defend Johnny Depp
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Amanda Seyfried Voted
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Sports Team Loving Bitches
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