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2016

06

Jun

Rita Ora Does West Hollywood Pool Prostition of the Day

Rita Ora is either in her house, that she affords thanks to hooking, or some dude’s house she stays at thanks to hooking…because her big tits from the UK have no hit songs, but have been in LA for a few years doing the rounds…from relevant party to relevant party….dating relevant people to dating Bieber…all while showcasing her massive tits that we all know are more interesting than her actual singing abilities…because she pretends she’s a pop star, but is really just some instagram whore…so it’s nice to see her posing with her ass by the pool, rather than seeing her try to be the Next Rihanna, because that Rihanna impersonation is boring, especially when Rihanna is out there being richer, hotter, more famous and more successful..not to mention better, even with shittier tits…in a bikini HERE ….because she’s RIhanna and not the bootleg Rihanna like RITA ORA…

But she does look good – and ethnic enough to market to white people…I approve of this behavior.

Maybe you’re more into her very small panties on what you’d assume was a much bigger vagina….

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2016

06

Jun

Amanda Seyfried in her Underwear for Elle India of the Day

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When I used to talk to Lindsay Lohan – this was a long time ago – she fucking hated Amanda Seyfried, which is exactly why you should all love Amanda Seyfriend…

This was around the time when Amanda Seyfried was stealing all of Lohan’s jobs, as the new, more talented, less risky to hire because she wasn’t a fucking crackhead like Lohan..but knowing that it affected Lohan personally made Seyfried a lot more interesting than her really boring public image. From dating Justin Long, to leaving her house in her pajamas, and not the good kind of pajamas, she just fucking sucked – and was so fucking boring – but throw her in a movie and she’d get naked to maintain credibility as an actress – when not in her shitty Disney-like teen romance movies..

The point is – I’ve seen her tits…and feel like we are in love, sure it is one sided love, between me and her breast…but one sides love is good enough as long as you’re the physically stronger one…

Do people even read this shit?

I guess Amanda Seyfried is taking on new markets like INDIA where she’s posing in her underwear –

I am going to assume these are old pics from ELLE Magazine years or decades ago….but India is the bootleg version of elle, recycle those images, they won’t know the difference..however they are a billion people deep and probably have budget to do their own damn photoshoots…

WHO CARES…I know, the fact I spend my day doing this seems like I do…but I don’t…really…

ALl this to say FEET!! For the foot fetishists I am trying to seduce into the site – because they are a loyal crowd.

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2016

06

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio, bores me…I mean she’s alright, for a top model that was marketed aggressively by Victoria’s Secret, but she was always a mid-tier level of hotness to me – but still hotter than Gisele…and the fact that she’s still doing it – while being a mom – is just weird to me because there is so much hot younger talent out there.

It’s like we have options, we don’t need to create celebrities out of these totally uninteresting characters. One percent of models have a personality that warrant a celebrity. That warrant an Audience. That deserve to keep on getting it…but for some reason…they always go back to the same ones…

I have never heard someone talk about Ambrosio like she’s the end all be all of life, I’ve never heard anyone excited for her – even WHEN SHE SHOWS HER NIPPLES …no one cares…yet she’s still in the media..

We need to stop this wasting of hot girls who deserve the media – by not giving it to the old timers. We get it, she’s Alessandra Ambrosio – who cares…I want new pussy fuck.

This is why Instagram wins…..

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2016

06

Jun

Hannah Ferguson Butt Shot for Instagram of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, that doesn’t really hold as much value as it did in the 70s and 80s before, but we can assume that Hannah Ferguson is either from a rich family, that’s why she can pursue her dreams working for free for the publication – as they don’t pay the girls…or she’s leverage the magazine to find another kind of family to support her – we call them SUGAR DADDY..

You know that even if she’s rich, or even if her family is rich, she’s not fucking everyday – regular guys… you need to have a specific bank balance to ride this ride….and the places SI takes her help find those people…obvously…

These women are so cheesy, commercial, boring…but they post generic butt shots from US Virgin Islands…where they also MURDERED lobster – like the little LOBSTER had no soul..and deserved to be eaten by her luxury living, superficial and materialistic tits…a pretty good way to go – if you ask me….

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2016

06

Jun

I love Rose McGowan’s Tits of the Day

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Rose McGowan represents a great set of tits that are up there with some of the more memorable tits from the mid 90s video store rentals I’d masturbate to….

I know she is more than just tits, like someone who is fighting for feminism, criticizing Hollywood for raping her paychecks, because I guess she’s “OVER IT”…calling X-Men abusive to women…doing all kinds of other weird SOCIAL JUSTIC stunts that we can assume is just making noise, using her celebrity to make change, or maybe just trying to generate attention to herself…she is an actor…but she’s just tits to me…great tits, some of the best tits, tits I would be friends with if she didn’t hate me for making fun of tits all day….

Here are those tits….

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2016

06

Jun

Constance Jablonski for Porter Magazine of the DAy

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Constance Jablonski is FRENCH FROM FRANCE…because there’s unfortunately French from other places, like my next door neighbor’s house, not that their french is actual french, it’s more of a painful chainsaw sound that smells like cheap beer, cigarettes, and semen…because French trash is into the JOY OF LIVING, which includes but is not limited to anal on the first date, that doesn’t need to be a date, but that can be an encounter…or a lap dance gone right…because these girls can fuck…and retain fit bodies, even when their faces – and teeth rot away…

Not that French from France girls are as slut, but I do know that they are topless on beaches, which is actually how I’d prefer my neighborhood french women – since tits are more fun to stare at than their broken down haggard faces…

Either Constance Jablonski…in a magazine…topless, not showing nipple…when she’s from France…I feel robbed…this is just rude.

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2016

06

Jun

Sienna Mlller Topless for Porter Magazine of the Day

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Sienna Miller used to be average at best actress who got into a lot of movies because of her willingness to get naked.

I would say there was one or two years that despite being average or best she was A-List….and hot as fuck….before fading into obscurity and being forgotten by the industry…

Never forgotten by me, or this PORTER magazine, because hot blondes with accents and what we can assume HERPES…may get older and less interesting, but they still have screenshots of them at their prime to reference…

I also appreciate all the throat and vaginal work put in to get to the top she was once on top of.. nothing a little CEPACOL throat spray #ad won’t numb your way through…the booze will numb the rest of you including but not limited to your dignity.

She’s great. I’m sure Jude Law, her ex has a different opinion, but to me…she’s still got it going on at 35.

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2016

06

Jun

Toni Garrn by David Bellemere for Elle France

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I thought I already posted these Toni Garrn pictures from Elle, by David Bellemere, because I remember writing some insane David Bellemere praise because I think dude’s taking the most interesting / edgy commercial photos and because his last name is stepmother – while I’m the stepfather…soul mates – Pause – No Homo – you know what I’m saying…dude gets top models naked…and makes big brands pay for it..

Not that Toni Garrn is a top model, but I’m sure her agrency that rented her to LEONARDO DICAPRIO – yes “THAT” Leonardo DiCaprio – where she played his girlfriend / beard – depending on who you talk to about Leo the Oscar winning lover…thinks she is…and I guess being in ELLE magazine topless, with edited out nipples, is pretty up there in terms of relevance as a model…it’s way more substantial than being in a fake instagram account that calls themselves a magazine…true story…

She’s in bikini, looks good, and if you’re wondering what puts his dick inside her german womb / asshole – his name is Chandler Parsons and is a NBA player for the Mavericks..because hoes like athletes and their money..

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2016

06

Jun

Adriana Lima Getting in Cars With Tight Pants on of the Day

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Adriana Lima is old, possibly menopausal, definitely boxy in her Victoria’s Secret fashion show walks, definitely not so bad when photoshopped, or when the very Catholic, but not too catholic to get nude for money, who was once rumored to be a virgin because of her faith, before having a series of kids before turning 30, destoying her body….as kids normally do..even when there is a multi million dollar contract on that body…something people forget when they are at the top of their game, they think it’s forever…and I guess in Lima’s case it is…because even when falling apart…she still out there doing it..fascinating…

But not as fascintating as how lifting a leg to get into a car makes an old ass perky…I call this the pose of the middled aged mom after her fitness class….

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2016

06

Jun

Ariel Winter Finds her Angles of the Day

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Ariel Winter looks like she’s been starving herself, as she should be thanks to her need and want to be a successful instagram model who shows off her fat, despite being amputated and reduced tits…

She’s been agressive on the instagram modeling since turnin 18, she probably got to break free from her parent’s control – that got her on Modern Family at 12 in the first place…and made her the tits you watched grow that you anxiously waited for them to turn 18…even after she cut them off because you’re not a pervert into underage chicks on shows you masturbate to – because you can blame it on Sophia Vergara…

She was originally sloppy and plus sized, because we live in a fat girl friendly safe space of body positivity even though it’s disgusting…to anyone with eyes who isn’t just in the mood to fuck and it’s 3 am last call…

But for some reason she’s looking more like a tight bodied 18 year old, her gut reduced, her cellulite non existent…is it lighting, is it fitness, is it angles…or is it facetune – the nothing is “real” social media lie…or is it just that her massive round head leans the rest of her out…or maybe we’re used to her and her showing off her body because she likes attention and executives like social media following and we live in a world where everyrone is a fucking instagram model…doing whorish things like whores to get ahead…even already established and rich kids with jobs…it’s so weird that this is what people want and humanity has come to…but then again, you cum to it too..weirdo….

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