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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

Jun

Zippora Seven Lives and is Still Naked of the Day

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Zippora Seven is a “model” and I use that term very loosely, who has been getting naked for what must be 8 to 10 years by now..

With a name like Zippora Seven, it’s safe to assume she’s from some nudist hippie communit and has been doing hipster hip shit way before instagram – in fact she’s so hip she doesn’t even dominate instagram with only 50,000 followers in a world where Kim Kardashian has 500 million followers…because some people just enjoy the piss color “shot on film” naked shoot for what the beauty and art that it is…and it’s not about leveraging into dollars..at least that’s not what she wants you to believe…

She became known back in New Zealand, where her hippie family is from, when she was 16 and a fashion magazine posted her nude pics she posed for with her parent consent…but no one got arrested for kiddie porn – they saved that for Jared the Subway guy…

Either way, these nudes aren’t that nude, she’s been nude before, but she’s still got some tits…and I’m into that…especially when pissed colored…like an instagram filter..but in real life “photoshoots for no reason”….the number one hobby of every fame whore the last 3 years.

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2016

Jun

Dakota Fanning Humps an Inflatable of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is creepy…but she’s also humping an inflatable swan, like it was 2015, as everyone knows the inflatable of the summer is the rainbow colored Unicorn, I mean get with your inflatable trends you sheltered, creepy, stage parented cunt…which is not creepy…

It’s just creepy when you look at the people who have inflatable fetishes, or who get off thinking of women in their wet bikinis pressing their pussies against the firm inflated plastic material…squeaking in the sun..like a young girl discovering herself…in the family pool…I must go jerk off now…and Id on’t even like Dakota Fanning weirdness…

If you don’t like that here’s her sister kissing a poster of herself because that’s just how these egos were raised..to love themselves, worship themselves, and masturbate to themselves in the mirror..it makes them more confident at auditions…they’ve already got in the bag because they are Fannings…Hollywood youthful royalty in the scene and always cast…and all it took was robbing their youth of their childhood…good deal!

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2016

Jun

Selena Gomez Posing Hard in a Red Dress of the DAy

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It looks like Selena Gomez has had some work done on her face and by face I mean face, we already know about her tits and the attempt to rebuild Mexican genetics…because she’s in this red dress walking around trying to get as much attention as she can – which is what all these cunts who play all of us do…

She doesn’t look human, maybe this is her AI in her image, while the real Selena Gomez is locked in the basememnt at her mom’s house dying of LUPUS….the machine cost 10 million dollars – but is a better version than the real Selena – because it doesn’t have LUPUS and doesn’t complain all the fucking time – like some kind of unappreciative princess..

Unless this is the real Selena Gomez..just modifying herself / finding herself…after she left herself all over Bieber’s cock…there’s no much else to her…I’ve never heard anyone say anything about her ever…she’s never come up in conversation, she’s never been praised for anything yet for some reason…she’s fucking everywhere..something’s up..I know it!

She’s the worst…TO SEE THE REST REST OF THE REST DRESS PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

Jun

Victoria Justice in a Bikini Underwater in TULUM of the Day

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There’s just something artistic and magical about seeing this young starlet that you’ve probably never heard of – unless you’re a special kind of pervert who watches young adult television for sexually reasons…..in a bikini…

But unlike most bikini selfies for attention, we’ve got a bitch who looks like she’s drowned, up on some Katie Holmes in the one movie she showed her tits (google it), level of erotica…all while making a dick sucking mouth….so that if she was drowned, you know not breathing, you could be her hero baby, and shove your cock down her throat…after dragging her out of the water – and if they cops what you were doing, say “clearing her throat”…and if they don’t believe you – say that’s how your gym teacher, Mr Robson, used taught you CPR back when you were 15…only he used to finish because he wasn’t rudely interrupted by the police…although in hindsight, her probably should have been….

There were other bathing suit pics last week ….but this one is bikini selfie art….unless you’re a foot fetishist, in which case, these probably really frustrate you…freak..

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2016

Jun

Taylor Swift’s Wedding Crashing of the Day

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It’s safe to say that someone is trying to divert attention away from her let’s say “abortion” and break up – to still focus on Taylor Swift, since she likes all eyes on her, because she decided to crash a fan’s wedding, that I think is a downplayed account of a very calculated, organized, planned stunt to get a couple of instagram pics…instead of addressing break-up rumors with DJ who I’m sure fucks a lot of other girls on the road – Calvin Harris….the creator of Rita Ora…not that any real scandal of her ass fucking fetishes will ever come out in the public, this bitch is powerful and the NDA that fucker had to sign was probably really fucking intense…she’s not going to ruin her image and career for some random UK cock….no way…because she realizes more than anyone there is no such thing as love, it’s just a solid way to sell albums and get in the press…and that at her core she’s just a whore…

But here she is at a wedding that isn’t hers, in some silly publicity stunt, not because she’s naked, but because you know she’s a whore and we like whores. Except maybe Taylor Swift. That bitch is the worst.

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2016

Jun

Charisma Carpenter Brings the 90s Erotica of the Day

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Charisma Carpenter fans get so mad when I write about her being some old washed up whore – still trying to get as much attention as she can – like it was still the 90s, she was still on BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER, and she was just getting scouted to do Playboy….only it’s 20 years later…she’s still fit, what the fuck else is she going to do with her time off / early retirement….and instead of the media booking her for slutty shoots, she’s staging them her damn self….like she’s not menopausal and old news…not even last weeks kitchen garbage, but rather already biodegraded into nice rich compost soil…

But her fans, the Buffy weirdos, who are fucking weirdos, I’ve met them….they are up on some COMICON virgin loser with a fat wife and shitty life – provided they’ve left their mom’s basement – social awkward people – who are so emotionally dialed into the stars of their masturbation during their formative years…that they take personal offense when you make fun of them…like it’s a direct hit on them…in a “be nice to Charisma Carpenter, she’s the best there ever was”….but if that was true, why is she whoring on instagram for reassurance..

Sure her ass is good, there are a lot of good asses whoring themselves out out there…that aren’t 100 fucking years old…

I choose youth..the new…there is no future in the past…but there are ass pics…

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2016

Jun

Social Justice Warrior Fail and Other Videos of the Day

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Horny Couple Fuck in a Not So Private Booth

Parking Lot Brawl Between the Classy Girls in the Same Dress

Dog Makes the Craziest Sounds when Kissed

Hot Tits of the DAy

Muhammed Ali Saves Suicidal Man

Lady Falls Asleep at Drive thru

Dirt Biker VS Drunk Driver

Guy Getting Slapped By His Gf – Beats the Fuck Out of Her – WHAT THE FUCK

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2016

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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OMG! No! Not Muhammed Ali….Why God? Why? A 75 year old jew hater with a terminal disease he’s had for 30 years….WHY!! Because he’s a great boxer? I figured as much…

When he died, I wrote on social media that I was looking forward to all the boxing puns that the headlines were going to rape, but I didn’t get the chance to really read and appreciate them, because I found a videogame…

I haven’t played a video game since the 90s, and I think I realize why I hate them so much, I started saturday morning and stopped 5 minutes ago to do my links. I’ve slept 4 hours in total….and I still suck at the game…I realize this is a too from the government to control us…it works…I didn’t even sext a bitch once…it’s like videogame castration

Here are some morning links….not that you care…assholes..

Girls with Red Lipstick – Whores
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Adele Does the Spice Girls
CLICK HERE

Sara Sampaio in a Bikini
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Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are the Dickheads of the Decade
CLICK HERE

Motorcycle Theft of the Day
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Amber Heard is Suing Everyone
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GIGI HADID IS STILL WITH THE ONE DIRECTION GUY – THANK GOD
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How to Make Homemade Mosquito Repellent to Fight ZIKA
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Old Stripper – Covers Her Nipple with a Guitar
CLICK HERE

Vintage Anne Hathaway Upskirt
CLICK HERE

Russian Brides of the Day
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Strap-Boob is a Great Concept
CLICK HERE

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2016

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like tits, I like ass, I like legs, I like mouths, I like pussy….but I don’t like brain, that shit gets in the way of everything I like doing with all those other things…

Not enough girls are buying into the lie of new feminism – and don’t feel showing me vagina is key…so when I try the “why do you hate your vagina – that’s what men want you to feel towards your vagina -show your vagina – empower and liberate”…isn’t working – and more importantly, my need and want to see vagina, polarized by pretending I am a new feminist to get to see the vagina isn’t working for me either…but it will…

It’s summer – go do summer things…

Here are some stepLINKS for the weekend….

Sluty Things That Bounce
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Suzanne Somers Porn
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Toni Garrn Bikini Hotness
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Kylie Jenner – Slut Outfit
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How To Talk To The Cops When You Are Busted For Drugs
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Victims Father Attacks Murder in Court
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Man Touching the Priceless Museum Clock Fail – is Hilarious
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Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t have a Pre-Nup with her Fiance…
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Emily Blunt – Big Pregnant Ass –
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Mariah Carey Cleavage
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Pepper Juice in the Eye
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First Passenger Lap in a Bugatti…
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German Flood Doesn’t Stop Race Car Driving
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Rose McGowan Says X-Men is About Beating Women
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This insane Staged Photo of Oprah – Terrifies me
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Kendall Jenner Puffy Nipples of the Day
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Kate Hudson – Bikini
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Lea Michele – Bikini
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Leo’s New Whore Girlfriend
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Shanina Shayk Shorts
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Building a Tunnel in a Weekend Time Lapse
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NBA Read Mean Tweets…
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Olympian Sluts
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Kelly Brook – Big Cleavage
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The Whore Emma Stone Needed a Body Double…
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How to Make a Cheap and Easy DIY E-Skateboard
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Kate Beckinsale’s Sideboob
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Rosie Huntington – Tight Pants
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Kat Graham Slutty Tube Top
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Glee Pervert Turns Himself In and is Indicted for Child Porn –
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Real Life Pong
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Braless Bitches
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Creeping on ALl The Bitches
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Classic Playmate
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Big Titties Bounce
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Greek Pussy
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Girl Bow and Arrow Fishes
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Tits and Ass
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Girl Freaks Out With VR
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Naked Whore
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Dirty Birdy
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Amateur Sex Party…Sure They’re Amateur..Nothing is Real
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Jun

Rihanna Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Rihanna’s great. She’s in Barbdos at her 30 million dollar house…that she keeps to remind her of her subtle roots of when she only got into the 30 million dollar houses on the island for teen sex tourism purposes…and to clean them…

She is richer than the island itself….and her ass in and of itself, with or without her, is the number one export of the island…I mean even better than their RUM…so I like to think of staring at her ass in a bikini as a cultural experience…really understanding what Barbados or Rihanna is all about..

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