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2016

03

Jun

Sara Sampaio’s Subtle Pics from a Lowkey Boat of the Day

Skinny defending Sara Sampaio, who I don’t hate on because she’s actually made public statements defending her skinny, and skinny is something I appreciate and find magical…a dying art in this fat chick run world we live in….

She’s Portuguese, but no one in Portugal ever heard of her before she magically appeared out of no where as a Victoria’s Secret model, which is further proof that the Victoria’s Secret escort agency is really just some secret lab that breeds girls with better DNA than anything I fuck…and apply stories and ethnicities to them depending on one level of african they inject into their fertilized egg….Josephine Skriver is the only one they’ve allowed to leak that story – because they are slowly getting the world comfortable with GMO models…

I don’t know what these butt shot pics are from, but I do know that’s a pretty magical boat…one that is probably owned by a very rich person, who she’s not thanking in her pics, unless you count asking him to take close up butt pics as a thanks, which you do…because dude’s probably married anyway – so no need to tag those sponsors…it will just lead to controversy…just post his boat..so he can lie when busted fucking high end whores…

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2016

03

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence on Fat Amy’s Diet of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is overrated and creepy as fuck…

She’s overpaid yet she complains about it and blames feminism because actors in the game longer than her get paid more….

Not only is she unappreciative of the work she does get, she doesn’t realize that she’s a fucking scam, that she’s just the puppet the execs decided to use to play the “natural talented, brilliant actress” that they can condition, put in good roles and use as a leading lady…there’s a conspiracy behind her success, I don’t know what they hell it is, or why things went right for her, but I know there’s something behind the scenes going on…

While there’s somethings going on in front of the scenes also, and that is that she’s getting fat, those great tits from her sexting look like they are droopy and sad fat chick tits, she looks short and stocky and thick, even dumpy…I’ll blame her friend, and leech trying to use her, Fat Amy Schumer and her diet advice or her proof that body positive movement means you can be fat and still get by….why else would she be this big…as a puppet she’s taking direction from the wrong person….or maybe she’s rebelling…as these people who don’t have an grasp of reality always do when they get too rich an famous and all the roles they want in an industry where most people starve a little, it’s been an all you can eat buffet for this one..and I think it’s showing in her wedding guest dress…garbage…

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2016

03

Jun

Retard Faced Nina Agdal Makes Bikini Porn for Instagram of the Day

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Nina Agdal is the retard face / head that looks like it should be wearing a bike helmet because it is vulnerable for head injury because it’s fragile and she’s clumsy due to her retardation – but to everyone’s excitement, like most retards, she chronically masturbates, which is nice when it’s on some tight body with fake tits, and far less interesting when it’s on full blown retard…

She’s overrated, she’s got an ego, but I know that she knows she’s pulling a scam, that’s why she drinks so much…she knows she’s a fucking lie and the rich guys she dates, who finance her life, because she’s “Nina Agdal” and they have no mind of their own to determine she’s bullshit, they just like that she’s in magazines, sometimes…it’s good for arm candy at rich people events…

But she’s got an insane body, and I guess that’s worth the day rate she charges for sex….

She’s also in Cosmo porn for girls. – but who cares about her mainstream media coverage, it just gets in the way of her straight up producing content for her male fans to jerk off to…it makes her feel relevant…especailly amongst the rich guys she prostitutes her immigrant self to for the good life – that allows her to be in a bikini by the pool every fucking day of her life – when she only books 2 campaigns a year – if that.

Garbage I’d like to dumpster dive because her trashcan pussy is probably pretty fucking great…it’s gotta be….

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2016

03

Jun

Toni Garrn Applies Sunscreen for David Bellemere and Elle of the Day

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David Bellemere is my favorite photographer. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Bellemere means stepmother in French…and if I’m the drunkenstepfather and he’s the stepmother, we are connected at the extended family reference…and I don’t know about you, but I am a very spiritual person who believes in more than just PUGS and TITS and PUSSY, but also in the higher power, so I’d like to thank GOD or Jesus chirst our lord and savior for this moment in Toni Garrn, Leo Dicaprio ex, top model naked and applying lotion that I am in turn sharing with you….

They are a gift given to us all from the internet, but that speak to my soul and I feel are a a gift from my stepGODS!

I mean…David Bellemere, even when he does super boring corporate shit, is fucking brilliant…the sluts, like Toni Garrn…are interchangeable…just ask any rich guy who fucks models..

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2016

03

Jun

Shay Mitchell’s See Through Dress of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is getting racy on instagram!!

The truth is that she’s a clever Canadian who is not taking the other Canadian bitch’s lead, the one from 90210 who got breast implants and is struggling as an instagram whore after being on tv…I think her name is Jessica Lowndes, I try to ignore her – she’s that annoying…

Where as this Shay girl, is pushing her celebrity from every angle, probably because she started out on Degrassi with Drake and together they discuss media manipulation – she’s taking her 12.2 million fans from the Pretty Little Liars show, she’s produced a series of teen drama books that she’ll license to TV / Movie / Netflix and cash the fuck in, she’s instagram modeling and growing that out, all because being typecast as some bullshit character on a hugely popular show is a fail…

So in instagram modeling – she’s posting sheer photoshoots that she can pretend are “artistic”…even though they are clearly just for attention seeking…it’s the right kind of attention seeking…

From rich kid from rich family in West Vancouver, to rich kid from rich family who got a TV show turned media brand….with subtle nudity….I appreciate even though I can tell she’s the fucking worst…

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2016

03

Jun

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Make-Out of the Day

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Here’s an inspiring picture of LeAnn Rimes and her BFF LIZY RED making out, or kissing on the mouth, or swapping some married man cum as she’s known to do…all while looking like aged and weathered instagram models / strippers / pornstars….when the reality is that before the breast implants, face injections, she was a Christian icon from the south making Christmas albums…and other bullshit wholesome songs from the heartland…but the truth is when you throw money at any whore, she’s going to shine bright like a whore and I guess this is the proof…that Christianity…wholesome repressive public image for monetary gains…spearheaded by her parents – is all smoke and mirrors and the core of most whores is whoring…so here’s more proof for an already proven case that is LeAnn Rimes and her fake tits…years after the homewreckin’…..

Posted in:Leann Rimes|SFW

2016

03

Jun

Nina Dobrev’s Playing Beach Vollyball of the Day

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Nina Dobrev posted some gratuitous bikini pics to her social media that aren’t supposed to look like they are about the bikini pics since that’s what faemwhore sluts do – but rather about the sport man…it’s always about the sport…that’s why beach Volleyball, female gymnastics and anything that involves a bitch half naked or in spandex is the most popular Olympic sports…we care about athleticism when we can jerk off to it..

She’s Hollywood, she is or was a TV show main character – playing some vampire or vampire hunter like she was Sarah Michelle Gellar…and she is famous because of it, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t need the bikini pics on social media to keep the “LIKES” up…

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2016

03

Jun

Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue of the Day

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I feel like I already posted these pics of Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue’s Lingerie issue, which I guess deserves a second post if I did post it, because I love immigrant models in lingerie for fashion magazines….it’s like Playboy doesn’t even do shit this racy anymore, yet VOGUE is posting half naked and often times full naked girls…because it’s “Art” and not for masturbation purposes..but as someone who has been jerking off to Fashion TV and fashion magazines since the 80s…I can prove that their content is in fact porn…as I anxiously await for the Louis Vuitton Spread ANUS issue…

Eastern European girls…are everything…and they are affordable…until they realize they are a hot commodity…then they are totally unaffordable and usually date billionaires or dudes who can increase their commodity value…

Communism works…or it killed off the ugly bitches because every one of these Eastern European girls is amazing…I am just disappointed there’s not exposed tits, something Edita is known for….because nipples are great…to look at and suck on…you can quote me on that.

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2016

03

Jun

Elle Fanning Panties of the Day

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Elle Fanning is ok, so staring at her panties is not as perverted as it was 2 months ago, not that 18 really applies to these kids with stage parents, they’ve learned the hustle and been whored out in one way or another, but probably not that much becaue her older sister paved the way for her…but still fucked…

I like panties, I’m just sad she’s not wetting herself in these pics, it’s more of a fetish than just panties. we’re in the internet era and need to continuously one up ourselves to stay exciting…

If you’re more interested in her creepy sister, Dakota, or if you’re like me and into sister on sister erotica or at least threesome, or worst case scenario dating one sister and tricking the other one into fucking you to spite the original one, or better “accidentally” crawling into bed with her on family vacation after a night of drinking so that you can pretend you thought you were jerking off on the right sister’s face…it’s all a blur…or if you’re like me, you don’t go for the uptight girls, you focus on the VERY rich and disturbed or the VERY poor and disturbed who will in turn….fuck you together because they are so fucking broken…

Here’s her lether-like butt shot…

Either way, sisters are great…even when they are weirdos like the Fannings….

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2016

03

Jun

Ginta Lapina for Some Magazine of the Day

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Her name is Ginta Lapina…I would prefer if her name was GINA…Va Gina…

Yes…I am that basic of a man where a girl named for her only redeeming quality…and more importantly her money maker…is what I want her official name to be…even though I know every girl I look at in life I’ve named Vagina in my head, you know a loving and relevant nickname for all living humans so that I don’t need to saturate my brain with unnecessary things like her actual birth name…so when I walk down the street I say “oh there’s vagina, more vagina, another vagina, so many vagina”..you get what I’m saying…all girls whether they are named vagina or not – are vagina.

So here’ vagina from Latvia that was vagina in a lot of nude photos – but who now gets half nude for mainstream because people like hiring her and her vagina and I’m sure rich guys like inviting her vagina on luxury trips to the mediterranean..the good life…vagina.

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