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2023

08

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

I guess thongs are uses for more than just slicing turds in half while drunkenly taking a shit with your thong on….

They are also to pretend you’re clothed, while showing the world your asshole, and that makes it quite a magical article of clothing…if you’re into assholes, which apparently the entire society is, after how they’ve behaved this PRIDE MONTH….as they turn everything gay and if there’s one thing I know about gays..it’s that they LOVE assholes…

Here’s that THONG round up!

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2023

08

Jun

Melissa Joan Hart’s Sabrina The Teenage Witch Reunion of the Day

I don’t know when Melissa Joan Hart turned into Caroline Rhea, but it makes the Sabrina the Teenage Witch reunion far easier to organize….doesn’t it….

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2023

08

Jun

Hailee Steinfeld in a Slutty Dress of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld is the kind of celebrity, who was actually created by the industry and not on social media, so I consider her to be a real celebrity, even though she’s also got 21 million followers on social media…but yeah, she’s the kind of celebrity who could post a picture of her in oversized track suit taking a shit and her audience would find it slutty, not in a “She’s a slut” let’s shame her way, but in a “Yep, I can take her up on this challenge and jerk off to this”….

She’s one of those “how non sexual can a bitch be yet still get jerked off” kind of gals, who has such a nerdy weird fan base, that I’m sure she can get REAL creative in how unsexy her content gets and still be jerked off to….I’m talking herpes ridden lips and dudes will jerk off thinking of all the cocks she’s had….I’m talking transitioning to dude to stay relevant and working in hollywood, changing her name to HERMAN STEINFELD, rocking a hitler moustache because that’s all her testosterone can give her, after zipper titting herself and rocking a fleshy and useless slab of numb meat she calls a cock where the pussy once was and dudes will STILL think she’s hot….

SO yeah, as she promotes some SPIDER-VERSE weirdness to nerds, random nerd CUM is flowing like the water main has burst…..and this dress is part of the problem, but there’s no real solution to the problem…

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2023

08

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

I may seem to be annoyed and uptight when I angrily post about the steady flow of disappointing whores that are celebrated in our society, while simultaneously celebrating their tits, it’s the dichotomy of being a pervert….you hate what you want to fuck, or you want to fuck what you hate because you don’t actually really care either way, you’re more into the tits….everything else is just noise…

I do catch myself whining, instead of just making classic tit jokes, and I do sometimes act a little too serious, dropping heavy bullshit on people….but the truth is, it’s all a fucking joke to me, nothing I saw is actually serious, even if it seems to be in the level of BORING that it is….I think everything out there is fucking hilarious, even the dumb as fuck shit…

SO the only HEAVY shit I actually like or want to see dropped are TITTY…

Luckily, in this overly serious world filled with outrage and whiners, there are still girls bringing the right KIND of heavy and dropping it like we want them to drop it on our faces and head….

TITTY DROPS…the future of sport, the NEXT PICKLEBALL..and these are the first to the gate…


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2023

08

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Still Hot in Bikinis of the Day


I’ll admit that Candice Swanepoel was my all time favorite VS model back in the days when you’d have a favorite VS model, because they weren’t all fat chicks with missing limbs, or wheel chair bound, or retarded or dudes….but were actual hot chicks…

That brand was going to shit and the powers that be were like “push this woke agenda to manipulate the world with lies, or we’ll shut you the fuck down”….to which they complied because they had no choice…I mean just imagine the dirt they had on the founder….LIMITED BRANDS supplied the LOLITA EXPRESS…but we don’t need to go into that weirdness, there’s a documentary that I am sure is biased propaganda on the streaming platforms for that.

I’m just here to angrily say that a brand that delivered consistent hot chick bikini and underwear pics was relevant and important to what I do in this life and they took that from me like a bunch of scumbags…

Anyway, you could tell a lot about a dude for their choice in top VS model, and I went straight for the racist of South Africa, the daughter of a farmer who likely had slaves, instead of the Brazilians, who may have been tranny to begin with, but that was before tranny was a thing, so no one was the wiser….

As it turns out, I’m still into this bitch and would be down to row that slave shit she’s helming across the Atlantic if needed….

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2023

08

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Nature’s highlighter or some shit…..

Literally….some shit…..

Because you know that somewhere, probably in prison, or some institution for the mental retards, there’s a girl who isn’t allowed out into the sun, who has seen the Kardashians and only has access to her own bodily fluids to get that glamorous look….

Or it’s not actually shit shit, but chemical shit, because the world is scared of the sun and are convinced it causes cancer, but the chemical shit you smear on yourself to protect yourself from the sun doesn’t…and either does the shit you smear on yourself to give the effect that you’ve been out in the sun…SON…

SO I’ll smear shit on my to protect me from the source of all life, only to SMEAR shit on me to look like I’ve been kissed by the very same source of life…OK?

Maybe we’re all just a bunch of mental retards and LIFE IN GENERAL is the institution…..

MAYBE I don’t care either way, because TANLINES are hot..

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2023

08

Jun

Pussy Skin Care and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

Surf Chick in Bali

Long Hair Girl

Crossdresser Weirdness

Panty Dance

Pyjama Ass Shake

Hotel Room Tour

Flexible

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

07

Jun

Leni Klum Holding her Model Daughter Tits of the Day

We are in a society where entitled kids assume they are as good or better at what their parents do, so you have kids of directors directing shitty movies or TV show, you have kids of actors acting badly and that’s just in the Lily Rose Depp show The Idol….

So we’ve also got kids of models stripping down and modelling, because the people have been trained to assume that they are more important because of the womb they were shat out of from the random sex the elite pussy was having at the time…and it probably has something to do with the parents realizing they rigged this system, coupled with too much money from rigging the system, so the power of suggestion is enough to help their kid be productive, not that modelling is productive, but it’s more productive than sitting on its ass in the pool house…..because people are stupid…

Then there’s the whole Heidi Klum trying to get in on the action, like a stage mom trying to steal the glory….or ride off her daughters tits, which is the good news in all this, at least Leni, despite being a midget, has the face and tits to be worthy of topless fashion shoots, I’m just waiting for the nipples to be unleashed, I thought she was European and feel like we’ve been scammed with a handbra….but again, Heidi is pro, don’t give the milk away for free…literally.

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2023

07

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Stay Fit Bitches because the alternative is fucking disgusting.

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Posted in:Workout

2023

07

Jun

Heather Graham Bikini of the Day

Old Lady Heather Graham’s in her Old Lady bikini, looking like a boxy old lady going through menopause, rocking that weird old lady hip skin weirdness, with tits sloppier than they’ve ever been….but that doesn’t really mean it’s a terrible thing, all clown faced and face filled….but a reminder of the breakthrough role as a Roller Girl anyone over 35 probably jacked off to….because Heather Graham fucking mattered in the world of tits in movies before PORN took over our lives and PORN was just subjects of mainstream movies…featuring Heather Graham nakedness…

She’s not giving up!

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