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2016

03

Jun

Shay Mitchell’s See Through Dress of the Day

Shay Mitchell is getting racy on instagram!!

The truth is that she’s a clever Canadian who is not taking the other Canadian bitch’s lead, the one from 90210 who got breast implants and is struggling as an instagram whore after being on tv…I think her name is Jessica Lowndes, I try to ignore her – she’s that annoying…

Where as this Shay girl, is pushing her celebrity from every angle, probably because she started out on Degrassi with Drake and together they discuss media manipulation – she’s taking her 12.2 million fans from the Pretty Little Liars show, she’s produced a series of teen drama books that she’ll license to TV / Movie / Netflix and cash the fuck in, she’s instagram modeling and growing that out, all because being typecast as some bullshit character on a hugely popular show is a fail…

So in instagram modeling – she’s posting sheer photoshoots that she can pretend are “artistic”…even though they are clearly just for attention seeking…it’s the right kind of attention seeking…

From rich kid from rich family in West Vancouver, to rich kid from rich family who got a TV show turned media brand….with subtle nudity….I appreciate even though I can tell she’s the fucking worst…

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2016

03

Jun

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Make-Out of the Day

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Here’s an inspiring picture of LeAnn Rimes and her BFF LIZY RED making out, or kissing on the mouth, or swapping some married man cum as she’s known to do…all while looking like aged and weathered instagram models / strippers / pornstars….when the reality is that before the breast implants, face injections, she was a Christian icon from the south making Christmas albums…and other bullshit wholesome songs from the heartland…but the truth is when you throw money at any whore, she’s going to shine bright like a whore and I guess this is the proof…that Christianity…wholesome repressive public image for monetary gains…spearheaded by her parents – is all smoke and mirrors and the core of most whores is whoring…so here’s more proof for an already proven case that is LeAnn Rimes and her fake tits…years after the homewreckin’…..

Posted in:Leann Rimes|SFW

2016

03

Jun

Nina Dobrev’s Playing Beach Vollyball of the Day

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Nina Dobrev posted some gratuitous bikini pics to her social media that aren’t supposed to look like they are about the bikini pics since that’s what faemwhore sluts do – but rather about the sport man…it’s always about the sport…that’s why beach Volleyball, female gymnastics and anything that involves a bitch half naked or in spandex is the most popular Olympic sports…we care about athleticism when we can jerk off to it..

She’s Hollywood, she is or was a TV show main character – playing some vampire or vampire hunter like she was Sarah Michelle Gellar…and she is famous because of it, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t need the bikini pics on social media to keep the “LIKES” up…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2016

03

Jun

Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue of the Day

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I feel like I already posted these pics of Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue’s Lingerie issue, which I guess deserves a second post if I did post it, because I love immigrant models in lingerie for fashion magazines….it’s like Playboy doesn’t even do shit this racy anymore, yet VOGUE is posting half naked and often times full naked girls…because it’s “Art” and not for masturbation purposes..but as someone who has been jerking off to Fashion TV and fashion magazines since the 80s…I can prove that their content is in fact porn…as I anxiously await for the Louis Vuitton Spread ANUS issue…

Eastern European girls…are everything…and they are affordable…until they realize they are a hot commodity…then they are totally unaffordable and usually date billionaires or dudes who can increase their commodity value…

Communism works…or it killed off the ugly bitches because every one of these Eastern European girls is amazing…I am just disappointed there’s not exposed tits, something Edita is known for….because nipples are great…to look at and suck on…you can quote me on that.

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute|SFW

2016

03

Jun

Elle Fanning Panties of the Day

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Elle Fanning is ok, so staring at her panties is not as perverted as it was 2 months ago, not that 18 really applies to these kids with stage parents, they’ve learned the hustle and been whored out in one way or another, but probably not that much becaue her older sister paved the way for her…but still fucked…

I like panties, I’m just sad she’s not wetting herself in these pics, it’s more of a fetish than just panties. we’re in the internet era and need to continuously one up ourselves to stay exciting…

If you’re more interested in her creepy sister, Dakota, or if you’re like me and into sister on sister erotica or at least threesome, or worst case scenario dating one sister and tricking the other one into fucking you to spite the original one, or better “accidentally” crawling into bed with her on family vacation after a night of drinking so that you can pretend you thought you were jerking off on the right sister’s face…it’s all a blur…or if you’re like me, you don’t go for the uptight girls, you focus on the VERY rich and disturbed or the VERY poor and disturbed who will in turn….fuck you together because they are so fucking broken…

Here’s her lether-like butt shot…

Either way, sisters are great…even when they are weirdos like the Fannings….

TO SEE MORE DAKOTA IN A LEATHER-LIKE skirt – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elle Fanning|SFW

2016

03

Jun

Ginta Lapina for Some Magazine of the Day

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Her name is Ginta Lapina…I would prefer if her name was GINA…Va Gina…

Yes…I am that basic of a man where a girl named for her only redeeming quality…and more importantly her money maker…is what I want her official name to be…even though I know every girl I look at in life I’ve named Vagina in my head, you know a loving and relevant nickname for all living humans so that I don’t need to saturate my brain with unnecessary things like her actual birth name…so when I walk down the street I say “oh there’s vagina, more vagina, another vagina, so many vagina”..you get what I’m saying…all girls whether they are named vagina or not – are vagina.

So here’ vagina from Latvia that was vagina in a lot of nude photos – but who now gets half nude for mainstream because people like hiring her and her vagina and I’m sure rich guys like inviting her vagina on luxury trips to the mediterranean..the good life…vagina.

Posted in:Ginta Lapina|SFW

2016

03

Jun

Angela White is the Australian Pornstar in “artistic” Istagram Nudes of the Day

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Her name is ANGELA WHITE ….and apparently she’s an Australian pornstar who has won an Xbiz award for her work. I didn’t bother looking up her porn, but based on the style of this “instagram” style, artistic nudes, it’s safe to say that she’s probably one of those feminist pornstars who thinks it’s empowering to get fucked on camera for men to jerk off to her, for whatever reason – I call attention seeking, they’ll call a higher purpose of owning your sexuality – when the truth is that in a world like ours, owning your sexuality when everything is sex is keeping it in your goddamn pants..

But we’ll just go with body positive fat chicks getting fucked being a progressive movement….because they have big tits…

So many girls want to be pornstars now, it’s amazing, really all these fame seekers showing pussy for that fame…for someone who used to negotiate with girls for days or months to see their pussy – feels like a win for all of us…

Keep politicizing, intellectualizing, rationalizing you being paid for sex. Owning the female “boss” space in the indusry that was dominated by slimy guidos before it became hip…

She’s a sexual SUBJECT not a sexual OBJECT people. LOL. I dig it…and by it – i mean the huge tits.

Posted in:Angela White

2016

03

Jun

Dude Licks Hairy Period Vagina and Anus in Some Cultural Ritual and Other Videos of the Day

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Bikini Girl Squats her Friend

Awkward Shaped Water Spout

Naked Man in the Street

Tasered in the Police Station

World’s Most Jacked Up Teeth

Food Stamper of the Day

Building Demo in China Gone Wrong

Weird Sea Plane Car

Therapist Massages Pussy to Increase Tightness

Girl Feeds Cat’s Asshole

Posted in:stepNEWS

2016

03

Jun

Friday Dance Video of the Day

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I have no idea what this is about, I saw it on facebook and I thought it was an inspiring uplifting and even magical video experience that reminds us all that the world is vast and full of fucking weirdos battling for your minute of attention to watch them in action….

So many people doing it, just not that many are this legendary…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

03

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Facebook killed the instagram star…

I still find it amazing that people truly believe that their instagram is their instagram – like some piece of real estate they invested and build up – that they’ve been able to rent out to brands over the years – only for the property owner to come in and say “we’re facebook, you are data not people, we use you to build up our business and make billions, keep posting”….and they have every right to do that, but your lazy asses keep going back…and these models and personalities who if you ask what they do for work say “Instagram”…you know that kind of person…are all mad with the new format…but it’s owned by instagram / facebook, it’s not like they gave you some magical place to create you…

Fucking idiots…

That said…I just heard girls in the park taking selfies in bikinis at 10:30 am complaining about the new instagram format. Not realizing social media is a scam and lie that capitalizes on the mornons of the world…but they were in bikinis at 10:30 am posing on all fours – so I guess it’s done ok for perverts like me…so that’s Facebook for making the instagram star work harder to get seen….

Here are some morning links…

Mirror Selfies!
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Heidi Fleiss’ Book
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Amazing Road Rage
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Calvin Harris Says Taylor Swift is Too Hollywood – but Dating her was Amazing for His Revenue
CLICK HERE

Wild Icelandic Horses!
CLICK HERE

Maitland Ward in a Bikini is Terrifying
CLICK HERE

Kelly Brook’s Big Tits
CLICK HERE

Some Batman Vs Superman Trailer…
CLICK HERE

Golfing Close to the Edge
CLICK HERE

Tunnel in a Weekend Timelapse
CLICK HERE

Hot Girls Posing with Cameras
CLICK HERE

Taking the GoPro
CLICK HERE

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