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2016

02

Jun

Cara Delevingne for Famous Dead Animals of the Day

Cara Delevingne is in this photoshoot called “I’m not a Trophy” – where she poses fully naked or strategically naked or naked enough because no one should want to see Cara Delevingne naked – she’s boring, even if she took the model world by storm, by being the lively model amongst half dead models – who has now gone onto acting in hollywood movies….

She just reminds me of the annoying pretentious loud girl at the bar who loves hearing herself talk – making snarky comments who even when you roofie her to bring her to the back alley for romance – doesn’t shut up – because she’s been on meds since she was a kid – stealing them from her rich mom’s medicine cabinet…you know tolerance….fun once in a while – but the kind of girl you want to drown as soon as you cum…

That said, this is a very relevant shoot that should speak to all of your souls now that you’ve forgotten Harambe like he was Cecil the lion and all the other animals the TRUMPS kill on safari….free these majestic creatures…or complain about how badly treated they are on social media instead of donating money to save them in the wild you crazy fucks…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|SFW

2016

02

Jun

Olga Kobzar Big Tits of the Day

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Olga Kobzar is a model mayhem girl who says she’s from Paris…but who is obviously cut from Russian sex worker cloth – who has massive fucking tits – like all girls who want to make it in this modeling world should – even though she uses model mayhem…a site that has recently been in the news because it can officially be sued for not warning the low level models about rapists posing as photographers – who take advantage of the low level models and their desperation TRUE STORY

Not that that would happen to our fair OLGA…the woman with the most abusive sounding name, because she’s strong, Russian and capable of murdering you with her bare hands – not feeling guilty about it…because Russia….

Her instagram is BUGS_BUNNY_GF and she’s got massive fucking tits…I mean…following…in the 75,000 because people love fucking tits…or maybe it’s more to do with her philanthropic work like all these other instagram models…

I won’t say that I’m in love with her but I am in love with her tits.

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2016

02

Jun

Aimee Rouski The Colostomy Bag Model of the Day

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Here’s a new opportunist on the body positive kick – celebrating her colostomy bag – because she’s has Crohn’s, a disease that fucking sucks and that girls I’ve had sex with have had – and have been operated on because of – but never to the point of a colostomy bag – something that would make any girl feel insecure – you know since not every dude is into shit bags, but most dudes will fuck a girl with a shit bag, because you don’t see the shit in the bag and you don’t need an asshole to have good sex as long as the pussy is in tact – but girls don’t realize how sick we are as a species / gender – nothing would stop us – hell there are people who would fuck the colostomy bag, or the hole into her intestine just to get off…it is hotter than fucking Amy Schumber – true story…

I support this body positive, own your disability and disease and the shitty tools needed to keep you alive…literally…

I am a believer in post it as long as you’re not a lazy fat chick trying to get attention – because that is empowering – and a way to get semi famous for it – and in turn it turns sadness and trauma into DOLLARS…

Plus there’s a fetish in here somewhere…

Here’s what she wrote with the pics:

I’ve wanted to do this for a while because I always see body posi posts for weight, but not many for disabilities / invisible illnesses.

First off I have Crohn’s disease, it’s a serious incurable illness that nearly killed me, not just a stomach ache like most people seem to think.
A person with crohns will go through many different treatments including surgery, and it’s the surgery I want to touch on now.

My Crohns has left me with a permanent ileostomy, no large intestine, colon, rectum, anus, or inner thigh muscles as they were used for plastic surgery on my wounds.

I’ve always been okay with the stuff that has happened to me, but some people have real difficulties accepting these things so I just want to say this.
No one will know unless you tell them.

People who know will still love you and still find you beautiful.
Your illness is nothing to be ashamed or embarrassed abou

Here’s her

Here’s her feature in Metro.Uk

Here are her hot skinny legs…THIGH GAP fro, not being able to digest food is still thigh gap…

Posted in:Aimee Rouski|SFW

2016

02

Jun

Demi Lovato Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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Lesbian Demi Lovato takes ownership of the no-make up, be a fat mexican chick with mental issues hustle – because it turns out that there are a lot of fat girls and loyal Mexicans who believe her lie, who buy into her nonsense, who make her rich as fuck and who keep her doing what she is doing…from Disney to mental breakdown – to loyal following that listens to her lies…

While she’s not touring like a cunt who thinks people want to listen to her – because she has the money to prove it – she’s probably at home fucking her Wilmer Valderamma up the ass, because his dick fell off from all the young pussy in Hollywood he destroyed when he was relevant….not to mention ass play from an angry egotistical lesbian is a good time for someone who’s had it all – but doesn’t want to admit he’s a faggot…

I preferred her when she was bi-polar, institutionalized and all that good stuff we call addicted to drugs because that’s what famous people do…not that I’ve actual preferred her anyway…she’s Demi Lovato…who gives a fuck…I mean besides millions of really creepy fans who care too much about this girl…

I also prefer her when she was rumoed to have sex tapes with Miley….but here she is in fetish gear for a photoshoot – because people, not me, but people…like her.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2016

02

Jun

Ireland Baldwin’s “Fashion” Porn of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin must be pretty fucking mad…she paved the way for a few things – the first was the surfer cute young couple who so many girls have ripped off. You know just young and in love in bikinis by the ocean bullshit…that no one really bought into when Ireland Baldwin was doing it…but that everyone buys into now…

Then she broke up, went lesbian and dark, ended up in rehab and was just an all around disaster- as her cousin and the JENNER / HADIDS used their rich kid positioning to really get all the modeling jobs…while Ireland just kept getting tattoos to mark emotional moments in her struggle as a rich kid….

I guess she’s trying to reclaim her position, with instagram photographers, I wouldn’t know because she’s blocked me on everything because she doesn’t know LOVE when it comes knocking on her instagram comments…we both have pugs…

This shoot involves nudity – in some weird homo erotic weirdness by Tony Duran…interesting, but not really…this is super gay…I like her better when her dad called her a little pig…but this titty grab threesome is ok too..

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2016

02

Jun

Maya Stepper Naked by Josephine Clough of the Day

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Maya Stepper is a German “traveler”…but she looks more like a try hard model – doing all she can to grow her social media to hit 1 million – because she’s already got 150,000 “fans” who only follow her because she posts aggressive pics – and that means she’s 10 percent of the way to her goal…her dreams..when all she ever wanted comes true…thanks to rich guys who like fucking instagram models without condoms accidentally knock her up…

She’s not a hooker, she’s just a modern day opportunist…like so many other whores who aren’t whores – watch your mouth – they’re fake models…

If you know what I mean…

Follow her on INSTAGRAM if you want to make me, the middle man obsolete…

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2016

02

Jun

Ariel Winter Mirror Tricks of the Day

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Ariel Winter is a fat busty girl from TV…who has a lot of creepy fucking fans watched as her tits grew bigger and bigger and bigger until they were unmanageable so she cut them off at 18…only for them to still be big and growing bigger and bigger like they are some kind of amazing horror monster…we all want to latch onto and feed off because they are magical..

Unfortunately, those big tits come with fat but thanks to some mirror tricks going on…she is showing you what could be abs, but that if she was to turn sideways – you’d see her gut hanging over her pants, which is porn to most of you, because you’re used to WAY fucking fatter…

Good times…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

02

Jun

Naked Woman in Zimbabwe for Harambe and Other Videos of the Day

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Hawaiian Homeless Fight…

Flag Thieves get Karma…

Man Gets Face Plant

Brazilian Torch Fall…

Lizard Attacks Man…

Road Rage

Better Road Rage…

Bull VS People

Body Cam on a Pig…

Man Clears Customers…

Guy Turns into Superman

White Girl in China Tits…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

02

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Who are you…and what are you looking at…shouldn’t you be mourning Harambe like he was Cecil the Lion or some shit…not hunting down celebrity tit…you flimsy fuck…

I like the Elon Musk thinking we are characters in a videogame from some advanced species…because I always thought that – only it wasn’t a videogame it was more all of us in a advanced species dollhouse but that’s just because I’m not a tech billionaire…I’m more brick and mortar….and only use the internet to find love / someone to eat my dirty ass…or at least a handjob – because handjobs, even on my limp useless impotent dick make me feel 12 at church gain…

Here are some morning links…

Whores Sticking Out Their Tongues
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Madonna Hot and Crazy Looking in a Mask
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Mariah Carey VS Eva Longoria
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Lyft Driver Shaq
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Johnny Depp – Predator in 2014 – Here’s the Proof
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Precision Bombing of the Day
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Bella Thorne Has Legs
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Woman Takes Selfie at Light – Because Snapchat has Made You All Vapid Retards Who Share Nothingness…
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Kate Beckinsale – Body Shamed
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Bai Ling in a Bikini
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Bella Thorne in a Bikini…
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Billy Ray Cyrus’ Head of Hair
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2016

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Old women, I’m talking really fucking old women, like 35 years old an older old, are the best girls to sext with, especially when they are recently divorced after being married for 10 years, and moms, because there’s this level of not giving a fuck – they’re soul has already been ravaged coupled with a timeline they know they’ve crossed…when they locked themselves down during what felt at the time like the tail end of their good years, only to realize they still have some fuck left in them…fuck they want to spread all over the motherfucking place to make up for lost time and to redeem their egos after they were left by their husbands for a younger woman…

So when talking to old women, like 35 years old or older women…be sure to only talk about how they are past their prime, it’s an indirect challenge to prove they can do what the girls in the porn they’ve watched their entire marriage for some level of excitement

I don’t fuck them though – that’s just gross…35 year old women…DISGUSTING..I may be a pervert but not that KIND of pervert…

Here are some stepLINKS…

So Many Great Asses
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Taylor Swift is Not Pregnant with Calvin Harris Babies
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Cara Delevigne is “art”
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Make a PCP and Heroin Joint,
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Alicia Keys Cleavage
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Pregnant Megan Fox in a Tight Dress
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Oh Shit – Drake Hangs with HAiley Baldwin
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Kate Moss is Dating an 18 Year Old
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Kylie Jenner – Whore
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Penn Gilette Destroys Women Who Blame Violence on Videogames
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What would happen if Humans Disappeared
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Dog Plays the Piano and Howls Along
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Still Watching the Courtney Stodden Mom in a Bikini Pregnant Slut Dance
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How Budget Airlines Work…
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Some Faith Stowers Nipple
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Kate Hudson Whore in a Bikini…
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No Driver in a Tesla Prank
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Amber Heard Sold Her Beat Up Pics To the Tabloids
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Radiohead Burn the Witch Cello Cover…
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AMber Heard’s Lawyer’s Statement of the Day
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Dina Lohan Erotica!
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Rihanna See Through
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Oprah is Coming Out With her Own Food
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Eugenie Bouchard Plays Tennis
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Hair Catches Fire During Romantic Bath Time
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Really Weird America’s Got Talent Act – Tape Faced Boy
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Girl Walks With a Baby White Rhino
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Olivia Munn and her Cleavage are Garbage
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Kate Beckinsale and her cleavage ARe Not Garbage
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Emily Osment in a Bikini Top Has Tits
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Irina Shayk at an Event Looks Like a Russian Hooker
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Bikini Model – Constance
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A Bunch of Hooters Girls
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Megan Fox’s Baby is Telepathic
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Shower Masturbator
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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn CURATED BY ME!!
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Big Tits Exposed on a Jog
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Hot Pool Girl
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Hot Slut and a 2 Incher
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Juicy Cam GIrl..
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Zelda D – is a Whore
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Small Penis Porn
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Bitch…Starts Fight…
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Some Random SLut..
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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