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2016

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the DAy

If you want to make people mad at you – tell them that Harambe is the Trayvon Martin of our generation….and that Harambe’s death was far more significant…own it…make it intellectual sounding…they’ll get far more mad…

If you want to be mad at people, go to Costco and stand in front of the Krispy Kreme free donut counter….where the worst fucking people congregate…except for the single mom who looked down on her luck trying to get some calories into her kid…that bitch was skinny and good…

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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras….
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Rita Ora is fucking Bieber – Because She Fucks Everyone
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Rita Ora in Sports Bra
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RIP Taylor Swift’s Unborn Calvin Harris DJ Baby
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Madonna’s Daughter Cleavage….
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Brie Larson to Play Captain Marvel
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Margot Robbie as Harley QUinn
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Amber Heard Releases Johnny Depp Texts from His Beatings in 2014…Small Price to Pay to Be Married to Such a Famous Dude…You Want the Life – Pay the PRice
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Woman Steals Drone – Gopro Records It All
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Man With Concrete Rammer – Tries to Drink a Beer
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Kendall Jenner Braless Pokies
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Dog Baby Sitting a Goat
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Can YOu Pass the Color Test
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GoPro On A Critically Endangered Black Rhino
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So Many Hooters Sluts
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Kim Kardashians’ Disgusting Ass Crack on Instagram
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Kate Hudson Bikinis
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Shaq LYFT Driver
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Kid VS Lego Sculpture
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Kate Beckinsale MILF in a Dress
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Russian Couple Live With Domesticated Bear
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Charlotte McKinney Nude….
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Man Touches Priceless Museum Clock
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Charlie Riia Hand Bra…
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Heidi Fleiss’ Client List
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Stella Maxwell Sports Bra
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Tour Of Police Patrol Car
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Big Squishy Bitches…
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Headline of the Day
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Best Facebook Page To Like For Weed! Like It Bitches!
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Calvin Harris Dumped Taylor Swift Because They Were More Like Friends…meaning She’s a Shitty Fuck
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Bikini Babe Squats Her Friend
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Lesbians in Public
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Lucy and her Big Tits
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Big Tits into a Bikini
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Blonde and her Dildo
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Golf Anus
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Receptionist PUSSY rub
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

02

Jun

Fat Amy Schumer Bottomless Pic of the Day

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Amy Schumer has let her fame get to her head…what the fuck is she thinking – this disgusting…

She’s posted this picture that I assume is of her not wearing bottoms in what is one of her most effective yet terrible joke – but I guess it speaks to her female audience, the same audience producers are trying to reach to sell movie tickets to – since guy are too busy at home watching porn to go see shit about fat girls with offensive looking faces – in scripted bullshit designed for single women who can’t get a boyfriend – because like Amy Schumer they are used for their holes – at 3 am instead of jerking off – if there is no way anyone around them can find out – only Amy Schumer is rich as fuck becuase of it..

This is just a whole lot of scams, from the angle of this picture, making her less disgusting – to the backstory…

There’s no reason for Amy Schumer to ever be pantsless, unless she’s taking a shit – and clearly, based on this body, that she’s trying to prove is hot -when it’s not – happens all the fucking time from all that FOOD…it’s gotta go somewhere…

Weird….marketing strategy – which I guess comes down to every girl, even these empowered feminists, just want to be jerked off to…it’s in their core of their DNA…and all their words are just bullshit – they do this to feel sexy….clearly…they aren’t…but luckily dudes will fuck anything…because we have no standards…perfect for Fat AMy…

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2016

02

Jun

Rihanna Hot in Barbados of the Day

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Rihanna is everything…she did this bathing suit photoshoot in Barbados – I don’t know where it’s from or what it’s about – but it’s classic Rihanna whoring herself out because she like people thinking she’s hot – and it’s not much of a stretch for her because she is hot – but more importantly – becaue she’s whored herself out from day one – that’s how her whole record deal happened – but more importantly – how her record sales sustained all these years…put it all out there, sell your soul…show us your tits..post shit like this…repeat…

I am a fan…just not of her music…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2016

02

Jun

Emily Ratajkowski in Lingerie of the Day

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Here’s Emily Ratajkowski for some bootleg lingerie company – that’s not Victoria’s Secret – but probably pays as much as Victoria’s Secret – but it’s still not Victoria’s Secret and all she wants is that that level of credibility – even Kendall and Gigi Hadid have been in VS…and Rat Cow was at this fame whoring on social media way before them – and deserves it…at least in her mind…egos.

She’s made the money, so money isn’t enough, she’s been in movies….but that’s just because she banged the director…and the prize she really wants probably doesn’t want to work with her kind of hooker – who has the fan-base because dudes like tits that get naked for “art”…

I predict that like Cecil the Lion – things that are big on the internet for a minute, only last a minute….and eventually die off ….and she’s due to die off,…eventually everyone, including obscure asian brands will be official done with her….and big tits or not, thanks to so many other girls coming up with tits that are just as big and way less attitude…we will collectively move on…

But before that, she’s hanging on a thread…with a pile of money – so she’s won…good timing and luck – but you know she hasn’t won enough for that ego…

These pictures are shit – a preview of what’s to come for these isntagram tits.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

02

Jun

Selena Gomez Connecting with Youth of the Day

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Media trained Selena Gomez is manipulating the media – by running through sprinkler – or a fire hydrant in Brooklyn, looking like she’s either connecting with her hispanic roots – in a hispanic community – doing hispanic things – like she’s some ghetto housing project illegal…and not a Disney star who hasn’t had a pool in her backyard since she was 2….

I have no idea what the point of this is, but I’ll assume it’s up there with her milking her Chemotherpy for attention….in a “look at Selena, she’s so down, she’s so street”…instead of “look at Selena the middle class texan moved to Hollywood where they got rich as fuck fast and who now exploits every angle for the marketing hook”..

I call this photo series “Selana from the Block”…up on some J.Lo exploiting Hispanic people hustle…garbage.

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2016

02

Jun

Bella Thorne Slutty Fitness of the Day

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Bella Thorne is an average at best 40 year old pretending to be 18 who I find absolutely over exposed and irritating if she wasn’t

Here’s her bathroom photoshoot, because she’s a shameless media manipulator who doens’t miss an opportunity to pose like a cunt – who doesn’t care because she’s cashing in…

Here she is crying for attention with really subtle snaps of her ass in fitness – so it’s ok – but she still had a friend shoot her doing this – from this angle – to show off her ass – because that’s what she’s about – she just doesn’t want people to think she’s that shameless – even though she is…

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2016

02

Jun

Emilia Clarke for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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The thing I like about midget Emilia Clarke is that on Game of Thrones they refer to her as the midget – so everyone, including her knows she’s a midget, and as a midget you should imagine spinning her and her big in proportion tits….

I don’t like Game of Thrones because all you wizard loving, fantasy watching, virgin motherfuckers….because ever since I found out fantasy existed, in shitty books, shitty video games, and then in shitty clubs at the college level who played Magic Cards and had sword battles in the woods like 7 year olds at 30, it made me uncomfortable…but Emilia Clarke is lovely….

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2016

02

Jun

Ana Sotillo Hot Shoot of the Day

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Ana Sotillo is a signed model….like every single girl with a social media account with over 3,000 followers – who spends her days doing free photoshoots for bullshit photographers and brands – trying to get as famous as possible…

She’s from Spain, I’ve spent too much time on her, saying the same thing I say about all the girls who won’t fuck me because I’m a creep, even though I can help them achieve their hooker dreams…because even hookers don’t respect me…which is funny because the guys they do respect, the guys with money they do respect, are the guys who want to piss on them…when I just want to cuddle them and talk about our feelings…while grabbing her great tits.

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2016

02

Jun

Marion Cotillard Topless Beach of the Day

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Marion Cotillard is a French actress and she’s 40 so therefore she’s relatively dead in sex appeal, even when she’s showing off her 40 year old natural tits, that look a little too natural…

I googled her, because I don’t know who any of these people are, but more importantly – I don’t know who the over 40 crowd is – and apparently she’s in some kind of scandal – because Brad Pitt cheated on Angelina Jolie while filming some movie I didn’t see – sounds like a publicity stunt, kind of like being shot by the paparazzi in some north african island with a population of 3000….where one of the people happens to be a fucking paparazzi…

40 year olds are only good to fuck when you’re 17 and they are your neighbor’s wife…teaching you how to fuck up the ass…other than that they are the age you usually cheat on with younger girls..but whatever – her tits, from France, exist…and at least they aren’t fat…

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2016

02

Jun

Sarah Hyland in Some Shoot of the Day

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Sarah Hyland posted some of these ballet pics a whole ago, but I guess it was part of a bigger – more substantial campaign or photoshoot – that in part showcases her ballerina ability – which isn’t shocking considering she’s a child star and obviously her parents put her in ballet when she was 2 to condition her for a life of performing – disciplined performing – pay our mortgage and our life because we made you performing….all while rocking a 12 year old body with some creepy As fuck – Jon Benet Ramsey Lookin’ Tits…

I just find it weird to see a 25 year old who looks like a 12 year old who may be 25 but anyone fucking her likes that she’s 12 – espcially her fans who follow her because of that reason alone -legal kiddie porn…

I prefer my girls to be more haggard, I’m talking 40 at 20…it’s more authetic, real, with more pain and stuggles that feel good to cum on….

So not into this.