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2016

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like tits, I like ass, I like legs, I like mouths, I like pussy….but I don’t like brain, that shit gets in the way of everything I like doing with all those other things…

Not enough girls are buying into the lie of new feminism – and don’t feel showing me vagina is key…so when I try the “why do you hate your vagina – that’s what men want you to feel towards your vagina -show your vagina – empower and liberate”…isn’t working – and more importantly, my need and want to see vagina, polarized by pretending I am a new feminist to get to see the vagina isn’t working for me either…but it will…

It’s summer – go do summer things…

Here are some stepLINKS for the weekend….

Sluty Things That Bounce
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Suzanne Somers Porn
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Toni Garrn Bikini Hotness
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Kylie Jenner – Slut Outfit
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How To Talk To The Cops When You Are Busted For Drugs
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Victims Father Attacks Murder in Court
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Man Touching the Priceless Museum Clock Fail – is Hilarious
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Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t have a Pre-Nup with her Fiance…
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Emily Blunt – Big Pregnant Ass –
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Mariah Carey Cleavage
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Pepper Juice in the Eye
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First Passenger Lap in a Bugatti…
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German Flood Doesn’t Stop Race Car Driving
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Rose McGowan Says X-Men is About Beating Women
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This insane Staged Photo of Oprah – Terrifies me
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Kendall Jenner Puffy Nipples of the Day
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Kate Hudson – Bikini
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Lea Michele – Bikini
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Leo’s New Whore Girlfriend
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Shanina Shayk Shorts
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Building a Tunnel in a Weekend Time Lapse
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NBA Read Mean Tweets…
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Olympian Sluts
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Kelly Brook – Big Cleavage
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The Whore Emma Stone Needed a Body Double…
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How to Make a Cheap and Easy DIY E-Skateboard
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Kate Beckinsale’s Sideboob
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Rosie Huntington – Tight Pants
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Kat Graham Slutty Tube Top
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Glee Pervert Turns Himself In and is Indicted for Child Porn –
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Real Life Pong
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Braless Bitches
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Creeping on ALl The Bitches
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Classic Playmate
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Big Titties Bounce
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Greek Pussy
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Girl Bow and Arrow Fishes
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Tits and Ass
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Girl Freaks Out With VR
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Naked Whore
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Dirty Birdy
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Amateur Sex Party…Sure They’re Amateur..Nothing is Real
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

Jun

Rihanna Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Rihanna’s great. She’s in Barbdos at her 30 million dollar house…that she keeps to remind her of her subtle roots of when she only got into the 30 million dollar houses on the island for teen sex tourism purposes…and to clean them…

She is richer than the island itself….and her ass in and of itself, with or without her, is the number one export of the island…I mean even better than their RUM…so I like to think of staring at her ass in a bikini as a cultural experience…really understanding what Barbados or Rihanna is all about..

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2016

Jun

Sara Sampaio’s Subtle Pics from a Lowkey Boat of the Day

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Skinny defending Sara Sampaio, who I don’t hate on because she’s actually made public statements defending her skinny, and skinny is something I appreciate and find magical…a dying art in this fat chick run world we live in….

She’s Portuguese, but no one in Portugal ever heard of her before she magically appeared out of no where as a Victoria’s Secret model, which is further proof that the Victoria’s Secret escort agency is really just some secret lab that breeds girls with better DNA than anything I fuck…and apply stories and ethnicities to them depending on one level of african they inject into their fertilized egg….Josephine Skriver is the only one they’ve allowed to leak that story – because they are slowly getting the world comfortable with GMO models…

I don’t know what these butt shot pics are from, but I do know that’s a pretty magical boat…one that is probably owned by a very rich person, who she’s not thanking in her pics, unless you count asking him to take close up butt pics as a thanks, which you do…because dude’s probably married anyway – so no need to tag those sponsors…it will just lead to controversy…just post his boat..so he can lie when busted fucking high end whores…

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2016

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence on Fat Amy’s Diet of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is overrated and creepy as fuck…

She’s overpaid yet she complains about it and blames feminism because actors in the game longer than her get paid more….

Not only is she unappreciative of the work she does get, she doesn’t realize that she’s a fucking scam, that she’s just the puppet the execs decided to use to play the “natural talented, brilliant actress” that they can condition, put in good roles and use as a leading lady…there’s a conspiracy behind her success, I don’t know what they hell it is, or why things went right for her, but I know there’s something behind the scenes going on…

While there’s somethings going on in front of the scenes also, and that is that she’s getting fat, those great tits from her sexting look like they are droopy and sad fat chick tits, she looks short and stocky and thick, even dumpy…I’ll blame her friend, and leech trying to use her, Fat Amy Schumer and her diet advice or her proof that body positive movement means you can be fat and still get by….why else would she be this big…as a puppet she’s taking direction from the wrong person….or maybe she’s rebelling…as these people who don’t have an grasp of reality always do when they get too rich an famous and all the roles they want in an industry where most people starve a little, it’s been an all you can eat buffet for this one..and I think it’s showing in her wedding guest dress…garbage…

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2016

Jun

Retard Faced Nina Agdal Makes Bikini Porn for Instagram of the Day

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Nina Agdal is the retard face / head that looks like it should be wearing a bike helmet because it is vulnerable for head injury because it’s fragile and she’s clumsy due to her retardation – but to everyone’s excitement, like most retards, she chronically masturbates, which is nice when it’s on some tight body with fake tits, and far less interesting when it’s on full blown retard…

She’s overrated, she’s got an ego, but I know that she knows she’s pulling a scam, that’s why she drinks so much…she knows she’s a fucking lie and the rich guys she dates, who finance her life, because she’s “Nina Agdal” and they have no mind of their own to determine she’s bullshit, they just like that she’s in magazines, sometimes…it’s good for arm candy at rich people events…

But she’s got an insane body, and I guess that’s worth the day rate she charges for sex….

She’s also in Cosmo porn for girls. – but who cares about her mainstream media coverage, it just gets in the way of her straight up producing content for her male fans to jerk off to…it makes her feel relevant…especailly amongst the rich guys she prostitutes her immigrant self to for the good life – that allows her to be in a bikini by the pool every fucking day of her life – when she only books 2 campaigns a year – if that.

Garbage I’d like to dumpster dive because her trashcan pussy is probably pretty fucking great…it’s gotta be….

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2016

Jun

Toni Garrn Applies Sunscreen for David Bellemere and Elle of the Day

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David Bellemere is my favorite photographer. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again Bellemere means stepmother in French…and if I’m the drunkenstepfather and he’s the stepmother, we are connected at the extended family reference…and I don’t know about you, but I am a very spiritual person who believes in more than just PUGS and TITS and PUSSY, but also in the higher power, so I’d like to thank GOD or Jesus chirst our lord and savior for this moment in Toni Garrn, Leo Dicaprio ex, top model naked and applying lotion that I am in turn sharing with you….

They are a gift given to us all from the internet, but that speak to my soul and I feel are a a gift from my stepGODS!

I mean…David Bellemere, even when he does super boring corporate shit, is fucking brilliant…the sluts, like Toni Garrn…are interchangeable…just ask any rich guy who fucks models..

Posted in:SFW|Toni Garrn

2016

Jun

Shay Mitchell’s See Through Dress of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is getting racy on instagram!!

The truth is that she’s a clever Canadian who is not taking the other Canadian bitch’s lead, the one from 90210 who got breast implants and is struggling as an instagram whore after being on tv…I think her name is Jessica Lowndes, I try to ignore her – she’s that annoying…

Where as this Shay girl, is pushing her celebrity from every angle, probably because she started out on Degrassi with Drake and together they discuss media manipulation – she’s taking her 12.2 million fans from the Pretty Little Liars show, she’s produced a series of teen drama books that she’ll license to TV / Movie / Netflix and cash the fuck in, she’s instagram modeling and growing that out, all because being typecast as some bullshit character on a hugely popular show is a fail…

So in instagram modeling – she’s posting sheer photoshoots that she can pretend are “artistic”…even though they are clearly just for attention seeking…it’s the right kind of attention seeking…

From rich kid from rich family in West Vancouver, to rich kid from rich family who got a TV show turned media brand….with subtle nudity….I appreciate even though I can tell she’s the fucking worst…

Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2016

Jun

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Make-Out of the Day

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Here’s an inspiring picture of LeAnn Rimes and her BFF LIZY RED making out, or kissing on the mouth, or swapping some married man cum as she’s known to do…all while looking like aged and weathered instagram models / strippers / pornstars….when the reality is that before the breast implants, face injections, she was a Christian icon from the south making Christmas albums…and other bullshit wholesome songs from the heartland…but the truth is when you throw money at any whore, she’s going to shine bright like a whore and I guess this is the proof…that Christianity…wholesome repressive public image for monetary gains…spearheaded by her parents – is all smoke and mirrors and the core of most whores is whoring…so here’s more proof for an already proven case that is LeAnn Rimes and her fake tits…years after the homewreckin’…..

Posted in:Leann Rimes|SFW

2016

Jun

Nina Dobrev’s Playing Beach Vollyball of the Day

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Nina Dobrev posted some gratuitous bikini pics to her social media that aren’t supposed to look like they are about the bikini pics since that’s what faemwhore sluts do – but rather about the sport man…it’s always about the sport…that’s why beach Volleyball, female gymnastics and anything that involves a bitch half naked or in spandex is the most popular Olympic sports…we care about athleticism when we can jerk off to it..

She’s Hollywood, she is or was a TV show main character – playing some vampire or vampire hunter like she was Sarah Michelle Gellar…and she is famous because of it, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t need the bikini pics on social media to keep the “LIKES” up…

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2016

Jun

Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue of the Day

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I feel like I already posted these pics of Edita Vilkeviciute for Vogue’s Lingerie issue, which I guess deserves a second post if I did post it, because I love immigrant models in lingerie for fashion magazines….it’s like Playboy doesn’t even do shit this racy anymore, yet VOGUE is posting half naked and often times full naked girls…because it’s “Art” and not for masturbation purposes..but as someone who has been jerking off to Fashion TV and fashion magazines since the 80s…I can prove that their content is in fact porn…as I anxiously await for the Louis Vuitton Spread ANUS issue…

Eastern European girls…are everything…and they are affordable…until they realize they are a hot commodity…then they are totally unaffordable and usually date billionaires or dudes who can increase their commodity value…

Communism works…or it killed off the ugly bitches because every one of these Eastern European girls is amazing…I am just disappointed there’s not exposed tits, something Edita is known for….because nipples are great…to look at and suck on…you can quote me on that.

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