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2016

07

Jun

Nina Agdal Got Work of the Day

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I always get excited for Nina Agdal when her drunk, retard looking head, gets work…because it makes her seem like less of a rich guy fucking whore from Miami who think she’s a big deal because she fucked her way into Sports Illustrated – something she’s leveraged the last 7 years and keeps pushing….rather than doing anything actually impressive with her career…

All I see is a lazy party girl, who gets occassional jobs, but doesn’t need those jobs thanks to making sure the guys she fucks are billionaires and will finance her..

I can just tell she’s got a shitty attitude and is shit, but her body is ok when not in a dress…just ask any rich guy who’s fucked her for money…or I guess you could look at her countless bikini pics..

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2016

07

Jun

Emilia Clarke for Violet Grey of the Day

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People love Emilia Clarke…she’s on the biggest show on TV, so I guess that makes sense…or makes her relevant…but I prefer when she’s got her tits out…it’s just more dramatic, interesting…..while I know other people, the weird ones, only care about when she’s with dragons…because that speaks to their SCI/FI fantasy weirdness…and when they see shit like this, they just get mad that she’s a real person, making real money, manipulating the fuck out of them by being the hot bitch in a show they worship…

I’m only mad the pics are dull…you’d think they could put a little budget into making this fun…

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2016

07

Jun

Kate Moss for The Edit of the Day

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Kate Moss is magic…

I don’t know what it is about her, even when she’s average at best, I turn into a gay man when I see her and just think she’s fucking great…

I think it’s got to do with her being skinny, rock and roll, tits out and a vagina that has seen some shit….all while being an iconic cunt who is probably miserable to hang out with for an hour…but not because of her accent…or the fact she’s got a kid…but because models are spoiled fucking cunts who think they are hotter than they are…which is pretty fucking hot…considering they are hot to begin with…always coddled and spoiled…

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2016

07

Jun

Laetitia Casta fir Marie Claire France of the Day

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I used to masturbate to Laetitia Casta tits in a simpler time – we’ll call it 1996 when I first got the internet…and figured out how it worked thanks to prison time I was serving being modern and convenient…

This was in the dial up era when I could get off to a set of slow loading tits, bar by bar of image slowly loading – edging myself until the full breast dropped…where this whole “celebrity” thing started up for me, using old Thumbnail Gallery Posts for porn material…always choosing the celebrity section – because models were just hotter than 90s shitty porn people.

So these tits, in 1996, were a staple…the stars of the internet…they were from France and huge…they never went onto doing much, but being so early in her naked for her career, makes her and her tits iconic…and now she’s still doing media and still looking good – reassuring my decision to jerk off to her instead of other bitches of the time…

So I guess Laetitia Casta and I have a one side, romantic, historically charged legacy…and in ways she is the reason for DrunkenStepfather so if you have any lawsuits pending against me – send them her way…

Thanks…

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2016

07

Jun

Iggy Azalea in a Bikini of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is some fake bitch, who annoys me because she tries to generate so much buzz around herself and it is irritating, all while pushing some bullshit storyline of being some poor Australian stripper, something most people probably believe but the real story is probably that she had her student visa and got her green card after signing a record deal with some dude she was probably banging – because he figured they could make her white ass a white rapper ear rapist…and I guess they pulled it off – since she exists…

And she’s in a bikini on a boat, so I’ll post it because I have a sickness – but don’t think I like it…

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2016

07

Jun

The New Ghostbusters do Elle Because they ARe Women of the Day

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I don’t have any issue with the modern day feminism.

I am all for keeping women happy so they shut the fuck up and stop complaining. I understand that women are the deciding force, especially when it comes to going to movies, so now movies are being produced for women, empowering them, whatever…because guys are just as happy sitting on the couch jerking off….going to the theatre takes away from that….

I don’t even care that they took “iconic” characters from our youth and repurposed them for women – girl power or some shit…

I just think it looks like a shitty cash grab for writer / creator and original star Dan Ackroyd, who was writing this movie when his BFF Jon Belushi died….cursed…and more importantly…it looks like garbage….

But let’s put them in ELLE magazine, even the fat ones….because women read Elle and they need them to get in the damn theatre dammit…they have money to make…

So here’s Kristen Wigg – the hottest who isn’t that hot one…and the others…who gives a fuck what their names are…

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2016

07

Jun

Tranny Model Hari Nef for Some Purse Company of the Day

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I prefer my Tranny Models to be in my classic Corvette….but if I have to fixate on the other kind of Tranny, who would have at one point been in Brazilian porn – helping perpetuate the aids virus, and/ or on the side of the street turning tricks for hormone money, before Trans becoming trendy, I’d rather see them spread ass with boner, not because I’m into Tranny Porn or trans hookers, in fact I find it weird, not quite human and anyone with a tranny fetish, which is a lot of fucking people, pretty fucking terrifying….even if they like tranny on woman porn because there are 4 sets of tits instead of one set of tits with standard porn…

I have worked in porn, in the late 90s, and trans was top selling category back then…

I have known men who love tranny porn, which would make sense because it is the top selling category…

I know people who have fucked trannies, some who hadn’t even had their tits done yet, like dude – that’s just a dude with long hair…

I have no problem with any of that…but seeing this Tranny Model named Hari Nef isn’t very innovative, it just looks like she’s playing a girl for fashion, I mean…let’s push some fucking boundaries…and get a little more controversial…more than just a brand thinking “let’s cast the tranny for press”…getting press…MAKE some noise…

Hair Nef is a great name for a tranny BTW…reminds me of a hairy pussy…which is what it would have thanks to being born with a cock.

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2016

07

Jun

Charlotte McKinney Monster Clown Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Horse Faced, but no one will notice, because she’s got the most ridiculous fucking tits pretty much ever. Tits that some hotel hired or gave a free Mexican room to walk around the pool in a bikini, because that’s the level of love you get when you are amongst a million girls with a million followers on instagram….you get a free fucking room.

These people, despite what they want you to think, are not actually famous, they are barely even glamour models, they are self produced models, DIY, low grade, only relevant because of the monster tits…but they don’t think that, they think “I was on TV once and I did a shoot for a brand one, therefore I matter”….even though she knows, like we know, with tits like this…nothing else about her matters…other than that she probably would make more money a year as a Vegas stripper, but at least this way, she has her trust fund from her rich dad and her dignity…even though whoring out tits like this is as ghetto trash as stripping, in fact, the strippers actually get paid to show their tits…so they fuckin win.

Send this bitch back to Florida….because she’s so fucking Florida..and her tits…the size of Florida…are still worthy of staring at…because that flat stomach, no ass, skinny body gaining weight in her tits and only her tits….a good problem to have…only fat girls wish the had….the good kind of freak of nature…possibly the best kind…even if everything about her is so cheesy and the fucking worst…those tits mute all that shit…

Instead of always being negative on these bitches, the nice thing about McKinney is that her only worth is her tits and she’s making it work for her, reminding me of pre 1960s feminist movement, when tits defined a woman’s worth, and that’s something our culture may have shifted on us – and shied away from with decency, civil rights, equality and social justice warriors…but we’re still the same fucking animals and girls and guys alike know there’s something magical with tits.

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2016

07

Jun

Sarah Hyland’s Tits and A Creepy Internet Dog of the Day

I call this Bitches on Bitches..

Girls fucking love these internet dogs…it’s crazy…the most obscure dogs and cats go viral thanks to clever owners into exploiting the fuck out of their dogs and cashing the fuck in on it, some of these dogs make multiple millions of dollars a year, which is far more substantial than my dog – who makes shits for me to pick up, usually on people’s gardens that make them yell at me….but I guess you can’t put a price on the joy they bring…

Since girls love these internet pets, creepy dudes create their pets into internet pets, because it’s the new walking a puppy in the park for pussy, this shit brings you international pussy while paying the rent all while other creepy dudes only like pics of internet pets – so that when girls click to see what other pics the dude likes – they only see cute dogs pics – making them seem less threatening. It’s the modern “candy in my van” trick…

But the only creepy going on in these pics of Sarah Hyland, who we can assume is competing with the busty costar Ariel Winter, who is far more youthful, but about 4 times her size, but not the only one with Cleavage…one just jacked her tits up while the other deflated her tits, all while both are stage parented weird, childhoodless egos with a lot of money…and both have won…

What I don’t love about Sarah Hyland is that she looks 12, but that’s probably what you do like about her, it’s legal if they are 18 and look 12, but not 12 and look 18….remember that…

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Maybe you prfer her in a bikini top from Memorial day that I don’t think I posted because I don’t give a fuck about Sarah Hyland…

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2016

07

Jun

Selena Gomez Slutting Out her Over Produced Music of the Day

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She released a video called “Kill Em With Kindness”…which I guess is a good strategy, since she’s not killing us with good quality songs – with natural and amazing singing talent…with lyrics like an autotuned “put down your weapons and kill em with kindness” that she repeats over and over again…as she poses for a photoshoot – because that’s the depth of this cunt…

Let her have her fun and make her money with such low grade garbage, because she’ll be killed by LUPUS…not kindness…

Obviously she’s in underwear, making dramatic facial expressions, while her over produced anthem seems more like a rich person’s attempt to rebrand herself, from Disney to “artist” with new tits and everything, even though she’s just commercial shit…but at least she’s trying…even though I’m sure after listening to her music, music no one has ever celebrated, or complimented because it’s known it’s just garbage, you wish she hadn’t tried…

This isn’t music, this is cheating, but in 2016…nothing is real…

SEE HER CONCERT PICS HERE

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