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2016

06

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio, bores me…I mean she’s alright, for a top model that was marketed aggressively by Victoria’s Secret, but she was always a mid-tier level of hotness to me – but still hotter than Gisele…and the fact that she’s still doing it – while being a mom – is just weird to me because there is so much hot younger talent out there.

It’s like we have options, we don’t need to create celebrities out of these totally uninteresting characters. One percent of models have a personality that warrant a celebrity. That warrant an Audience. That deserve to keep on getting it…but for some reason…they always go back to the same ones…

I have never heard someone talk about Ambrosio like she’s the end all be all of life, I’ve never heard anyone excited for her – even WHEN SHE SHOWS HER NIPPLES …no one cares…yet she’s still in the media..

We need to stop this wasting of hot girls who deserve the media – by not giving it to the old timers. We get it, she’s Alessandra Ambrosio – who cares…I want new pussy fuck.

This is why Instagram wins…..

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2016

06

Jun

Hannah Ferguson Butt Shot for Instagram of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is a Sports Illustrated model, that doesn’t really hold as much value as it did in the 70s and 80s before, but we can assume that Hannah Ferguson is either from a rich family, that’s why she can pursue her dreams working for free for the publication – as they don’t pay the girls…or she’s leverage the magazine to find another kind of family to support her – we call them SUGAR DADDY..

You know that even if she’s rich, or even if her family is rich, she’s not fucking everyday – regular guys… you need to have a specific bank balance to ride this ride….and the places SI takes her help find those people…obvously…

These women are so cheesy, commercial, boring…but they post generic butt shots from US Virgin Islands…where they also MURDERED lobster – like the little LOBSTER had no soul..and deserved to be eaten by her luxury living, superficial and materialistic tits…a pretty good way to go – if you ask me….

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2016

06

Jun

I love Rose McGowan’s Tits of the Day

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Rose McGowan represents a great set of tits that are up there with some of the more memorable tits from the mid 90s video store rentals I’d masturbate to….

I know she is more than just tits, like someone who is fighting for feminism, criticizing Hollywood for raping her paychecks, because I guess she’s “OVER IT”…calling X-Men abusive to women…doing all kinds of other weird SOCIAL JUSTIC stunts that we can assume is just making noise, using her celebrity to make change, or maybe just trying to generate attention to herself…she is an actor…but she’s just tits to me…great tits, some of the best tits, tits I would be friends with if she didn’t hate me for making fun of tits all day….

Here are those tits….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

06

Jun

Constance Jablonski for Porter Magazine of the DAy

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Constance Jablonski is FRENCH FROM FRANCE…because there’s unfortunately French from other places, like my next door neighbor’s house, not that their french is actual french, it’s more of a painful chainsaw sound that smells like cheap beer, cigarettes, and semen…because French trash is into the JOY OF LIVING, which includes but is not limited to anal on the first date, that doesn’t need to be a date, but that can be an encounter…or a lap dance gone right…because these girls can fuck…and retain fit bodies, even when their faces – and teeth rot away…

Not that French from France girls are as slut, but I do know that they are topless on beaches, which is actually how I’d prefer my neighborhood french women – since tits are more fun to stare at than their broken down haggard faces…

Either Constance Jablonski…in a magazine…topless, not showing nipple…when she’s from France…I feel robbed…this is just rude.

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2016

06

Jun

Sienna Mlller Topless for Porter Magazine of the Day

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Sienna Miller used to be average at best actress who got into a lot of movies because of her willingness to get naked.

I would say there was one or two years that despite being average or best she was A-List….and hot as fuck….before fading into obscurity and being forgotten by the industry…

Never forgotten by me, or this PORTER magazine, because hot blondes with accents and what we can assume HERPES…may get older and less interesting, but they still have screenshots of them at their prime to reference…

I also appreciate all the throat and vaginal work put in to get to the top she was once on top of.. nothing a little CEPACOL throat spray #ad won’t numb your way through…the booze will numb the rest of you including but not limited to your dignity.

She’s great. I’m sure Jude Law, her ex has a different opinion, but to me…she’s still got it going on at 35.

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2016

06

Jun

Toni Garrn by David Bellemere for Elle France

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I thought I already posted these Toni Garrn pictures from Elle, by David Bellemere, because I remember writing some insane David Bellemere praise because I think dude’s taking the most interesting / edgy commercial photos and because his last name is stepmother – while I’m the stepfather…soul mates – Pause – No Homo – you know what I’m saying…dude gets top models naked…and makes big brands pay for it..

Not that Toni Garrn is a top model, but I’m sure her agrency that rented her to LEONARDO DICAPRIO – yes “THAT” Leonardo DiCaprio – where she played his girlfriend / beard – depending on who you talk to about Leo the Oscar winning lover…thinks she is…and I guess being in ELLE magazine topless, with edited out nipples, is pretty up there in terms of relevance as a model…it’s way more substantial than being in a fake instagram account that calls themselves a magazine…true story…

She’s in bikini, looks good, and if you’re wondering what puts his dick inside her german womb / asshole – his name is Chandler Parsons and is a NBA player for the Mavericks..because hoes like athletes and their money..

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2016

06

Jun

Adriana Lima Getting in Cars With Tight Pants on of the Day

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Adriana Lima is old, possibly menopausal, definitely boxy in her Victoria’s Secret fashion show walks, definitely not so bad when photoshopped, or when the very Catholic, but not too catholic to get nude for money, who was once rumored to be a virgin because of her faith, before having a series of kids before turning 30, destoying her body….as kids normally do..even when there is a multi million dollar contract on that body…something people forget when they are at the top of their game, they think it’s forever…and I guess in Lima’s case it is…because even when falling apart…she still out there doing it..fascinating…

But not as fascintating as how lifting a leg to get into a car makes an old ass perky…I call this the pose of the middled aged mom after her fitness class….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

06

Jun

Ariel Winter Finds her Angles of the Day

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Ariel Winter looks like she’s been starving herself, as she should be thanks to her need and want to be a successful instagram model who shows off her fat, despite being amputated and reduced tits…

She’s been agressive on the instagram modeling since turnin 18, she probably got to break free from her parent’s control – that got her on Modern Family at 12 in the first place…and made her the tits you watched grow that you anxiously waited for them to turn 18…even after she cut them off because you’re not a pervert into underage chicks on shows you masturbate to – because you can blame it on Sophia Vergara…

She was originally sloppy and plus sized, because we live in a fat girl friendly safe space of body positivity even though it’s disgusting…to anyone with eyes who isn’t just in the mood to fuck and it’s 3 am last call…

But for some reason she’s looking more like a tight bodied 18 year old, her gut reduced, her cellulite non existent…is it lighting, is it fitness, is it angles…or is it facetune – the nothing is “real” social media lie…or is it just that her massive round head leans the rest of her out…or maybe we’re used to her and her showing off her body because she likes attention and executives like social media following and we live in a world where everyrone is a fucking instagram model…doing whorish things like whores to get ahead…even already established and rich kids with jobs…it’s so weird that this is what people want and humanity has come to…but then again, you cum to it too..weirdo….

TO see pictures of her on set by the paparazzi in her slutty shorts CLICK HERE

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2016

06

Jun

Zippora Seven Lives and is Still Naked of the Day

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Zippora Seven is a “model” and I use that term very loosely, who has been getting naked for what must be 8 to 10 years by now..

With a name like Zippora Seven, it’s safe to assume she’s from some nudist hippie communit and has been doing hipster hip shit way before instagram – in fact she’s so hip she doesn’t even dominate instagram with only 50,000 followers in a world where Kim Kardashian has 500 million followers…because some people just enjoy the piss color “shot on film” naked shoot for what the beauty and art that it is…and it’s not about leveraging into dollars..at least that’s not what she wants you to believe…

She became known back in New Zealand, where her hippie family is from, when she was 16 and a fashion magazine posted her nude pics she posed for with her parent consent…but no one got arrested for kiddie porn – they saved that for Jared the Subway guy…

Either way, these nudes aren’t that nude, she’s been nude before, but she’s still got some tits…and I’m into that…especially when pissed colored…like an instagram filter..but in real life “photoshoots for no reason”….the number one hobby of every fame whore the last 3 years.

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2016

06

Jun

Dakota Fanning Humps an Inflatable of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is creepy…but she’s also humping an inflatable swan, like it was 2015, as everyone knows the inflatable of the summer is the rainbow colored Unicorn, I mean get with your inflatable trends you sheltered, creepy, stage parented cunt…which is not creepy…

It’s just creepy when you look at the people who have inflatable fetishes, or who get off thinking of women in their wet bikinis pressing their pussies against the firm inflated plastic material…squeaking in the sun..like a young girl discovering herself…in the family pool…I must go jerk off now…and Id on’t even like Dakota Fanning weirdness…

If you don’t like that here’s her sister kissing a poster of herself because that’s just how these egos were raised..to love themselves, worship themselves, and masturbate to themselves in the mirror..it makes them more confident at auditions…they’ve already got in the bag because they are Fannings…Hollywood youthful royalty in the scene and always cast…and all it took was robbing their youth of their childhood…good deal!

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