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2016

10

May

Arianny Celeste in Some Photoshoot of the Day

Arianny Celeste is the stripper with a stripper name who still sometimes strips for the stripper fix….and justify her fake tits…or keep talking about her…because when you look like this, you need that male attention to validate you…

Today, she’s done it in the form of a cheesy instagram style photoshoot…

Her real name is Penelope Lòpez Marquez, she’s 30, she lives in VEGAS, and she is the UFC Hired tits…famous because UFC is Huge….and we can assume she’s used to divert from the homosexual nature of the sport….

Having tits to look at to help the fans who get boners from the fighting gets more PAY PER VIEW subscriptions….because no one wants to be the fag at the high testosterone party that always ends in wrestling after watching the fight…except for the fag who has jock rape fantasies…but you know what I mean…and that is that the older Arianny Celeste gets the more tranny she looks..

Seriously, walk around a bar that showed the fight after the fight and grown men are so pumped and annoying, you know a gang rape is gonna go down…

Not that it matters, what matters is Arianny Celeste….still living…and by living I mean escorting..

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2016

10

May

Caitlin Stasey Titty Flash of the Day

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Her name is Caitlin Stasey. She’s already flashed her tit HERE …because tits are now mainstream, like wearing a shirt but with nipples, giving the milk for free, because this is shit we as men used to have to work for…..now we just get it given to us…almost devaluing tits – but never devaluing tits…because as men – we adore tits…no matter how many tits we see…we’ll still be into the tits…so tits..

I guess what this is more than a set of tits, is a reminder that Australian girls, not just actors looking for fame and fortune and attention, are a lot of fun, with or without their tits…they just love being naked and hot…thanks to being built on a island of criminals in exile….makes for magic…and titty flashes hundreds of years later…

God's Country

A photo posted by Baby Lady (@caitlinjstasey) on May 9, 2016 at 9:38pm PDT

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2016

10

May

Fish Eating Dead Skin Off Vagina in China and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Tries to Prevent her Car from Being Towed

Nude Dancer

Clever Two Legged Squirrel

Gas Station Attendant Sets Robber on Fire

Fire Proof Hair

Mother Makes Daughter Smoke Weed

Student Can’t Get Plaster Off Face

COP VS HOmeless

Employees VS Customer Brawl in Atlanta

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

10

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I realize that 90 percent of the reason girls don’t send me vagina pictures is because they hate their vaginas…

They think they are too meaty, not pink enough, disgusting…

So as men, and lesbians who hate me, we need to come together and tell women that all pussy, no matter how meaty and penis-like, except maybe for Bruce Jenner’s vagina, is a vagina worth celebrating by taking pictures and sending them to me…because I’ve never met a vagina pic from a random girl I don’t know from tinder I don’t like..

Celebrate that pussy to make girls celebrate their own pussy with pussy pics…

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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Eva Mendes Pussy is Jacked Up by New Mexican Babies
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Semi Truck – Close Call
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Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Doesn’t Make Her Interesting
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Skydivers Plays Harry Potter QUIDDITCH – WEIRDNESS
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Rapper Wrecks his Bentley…Sure He Did
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J.Lo in a Bikini
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Hot Female Chefs
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Crazy Corn Eating Hair Removal – You’ve Seen, But I’m Not Over It
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Natasha Oakly Fat Girl Tits
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2016

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I forgot to do my stepLINKS because some girl in the grocery store was accusing me of MANSPLAINING to her because I was telling her a story…she said “I know, stop mansplaining”…like I was dealing with a rebellious teen…having a tantrum…and my story telling had nothing to do with her being a vagina-holding citizen or a dude who wants to hold vagina…and I guess it serves me right for hanging out with 20 year olds from TINDER who are in college and dealing with Social Justice warrior-ing..

So I told her “I’ll mapslain you how to fuck yourself” using that vagina of yours…while on your period…because that must be why you’re acting up…

You see people who use the word “mansplain” love when you ask if their tantrum is related to their period…TRY IT…

Girls…always finding problems in nothing…

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Huge Tits – Huge Tits…
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Jennifer Lawrence Almost Falls Again
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How To Eat A Girl Out While High!
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Some Youtube Slut and her Fat Youtube Ass
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The Fat Bikini a Day Girls in Bikinis
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Blake Lively in Cannes
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Arianny Celeste’s New Fake Tits
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Justin Bieber’s Got a Face Tattoo….
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Corn On the Cob Fail – FREAKS ME OUT!
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News Anchor Comedy Fail
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Thigh Gaps of the Day
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Chantelle Connelly Nude…
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Kim Kardashian Said If She Wasn’t Famous She’d Be A Forensics Investigator
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How to Husk a Coconut
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Johnny Depp’s Making fun of His Apology Video
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Maria Sharapova Ass in Red Bikini
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Emma Stone and her Ass
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Jessica Marais Hot Dress
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Storm Trooper Dance
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Selena Gomez Photoshoot…
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Delta Goodrem in a Slutty Dress
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Tits on a Rock
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Gigi Hadid Cameltoe
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Jesinta Campbell See Through Dress
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Weird Feminists
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Dannii Minogue Ass in See Through
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How to Make the Smoke Bomb…
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Kelli Berglund Cleavage
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50,000 Potatos on the Freeway…
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Rapper Gets Punched by a Fan
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Katie Cassidy Bikinis
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Carrie KEagan Huge Tits
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Humpback Whales Feeding
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Chubby Ronda Roussey in Tight Jeans…
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Slutty Girls in the Greek Isles
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Old Lady Liz Hurley
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Wildfire Footage
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Bella Hadid Middriff
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Laura Vandervoort Cleavage
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The Perfect Burger..
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Victoria Silvstedt – Tits
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Inside the Svalbard Seed Vault
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Camilla Alves Cleavage…
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Kristen Stewart – LESBIAN
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Hydraulic Press VS Motorcycle….
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Ariana Grande Tits
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Louis Theroux on Scientology
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Hot Girls in Bed!
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Some Boobs
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Vagina Cleaned by Fish
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Some Boobs
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Lesbians Being Lesbians
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A Bunch Of Porn Pics and Videos
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Trolling Pornstars
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SPY CAM
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2016

09

May

Emanuelle Chriqui and Other Tits Randall Slavin Exhibition of the DAy

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A bunch of models and celebs got naked for Randall Slavin exhibit called “Achromatic” …like Emanuelle Chriqui…..

I am pretty sure he’s shot for Victoria’s Secret at some point or another, but I could be wrong, I just know that he was an aspiring LA based actor who was in very important movies like Legends of the Fall and Beethoven’s 2nd as “Party Beer GUy”…before realizing “FUCK I BETTER DO SOMETHING ELSE THAT STILL GETS ME IN THE SCENE”…and that became a successful photography career…

He shoots and is surrounded by models and instagram models and celebrities alike, and I guess he’s decided to high concept his name and make it into some kind of charity…by getting these girls naked – to garner attention – and to photoshop them down to garner hatred from the people dying to see Emanuelle Chriqui’s tits the last decade…

There were other girls involved in this but the highlight is Emanuelle Chriqui tits…so Look at the Emanuelle Chriqui tits….run through a filter to make it “art”…annoying fucking art…

The other girls who don’t matter are:

Genevieve Morton – Desperate and Trying…

Marissa Papen…

Masha Rudenko

Sandy Leddin Butt Shot

Sierra Swartz Titty Stretch

Stephanie Corneliussen

Weird Titty Alejandra Guilmant

Brandi Qunones….no idea but see her tits

Elizabeth Elam and her crotch….

Jarah Mariano – Ass Cheek for the Win…

Jessica White is Black

Katelyn Pascavis, whoever the fuck that is, can pose….

I don’t give a fuck about who Leila Spilman is , but I want to get to know her mound.

Lindsey Wixon and her weird face and rockin’ tits that distract from her weird face…

Rat Cow is Fucking Everywhere Because That’s what Rat Faces Bitches with Big Tits and Little to Offer Do

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2016

09

May

Emma Stone in Round Ass Pants of the Day

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I’ve hated on Emma Stone for being an uneventful little slag, overrated with far too much attention from virgin losers everywhere, since she first hit the scene….

She was packaged and marketed to these nerds who felt she was accessible, production companies like nerds because they are the only ones paying to go to movies, playing her up and continuing the marketing program…getting her cast in movies because the industry needs stars and I just thought was lacking on all fronts…but mainly her weird mouth….

But it turns out she’s not lacking in ass…

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2016

09

May

Selena Gomez Concert Tour of the Day

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Selena Gomez has been hyping up her performance as “Taylor Swift”…attempting to be a popstar because she’s Disney trained and pop stars require little to no talent because it is a better money maker than doing movies…with all the merch and touring…plus it is good for ego to have thousands of people screaming at you…it almost makes you forget you’re a little hack who exploits Chemotherapy to promote your album…it almost makes you forget you’re barely talented and that people are just desperate to have or create memories involving famous people dancing…it’s like the worst kind of positive affirmation…

What I would like for Selena Gomez is her opening show to have 12 people in the audience who got free tickets from the local radio…you know boycott this trash because she sucks..

Obviously, her costume involves nudity…it’s so current and now…

Garbage.

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

09

May

Grandma J.Lo in a Bikini of the Day

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J.Lo is an old woman who doesn’t get that she’s old…or knows that she’s old and won’t accept that she’s old…because her ego makes her think she’s invincible, a superhero or a superpower…all while throwing herself down all of our throats, to adorning fans who don’t know better because they are probably her age or cultural background and she represents all that is good in the world to them….

I mean that and Gay Dudes…

Who the fuck else would care about J.Lo and her old lady, rich as fuck tits in a bikini, I mean unless you’re strategic and can make her a sugar momma, but we all know that you don’t have that skill set…so in reality….just stare at her tits, even if her showing tits represents all that is wrong with rich people not having anyone with a voice of reason to tell them to cover the fuck up and to phase out of the limelight gracefully..

This bitch will keep doing this til the end of fucking time…the worst.

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Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2016

09

May

Hilary Duff Thick Legs in a Red Dress of the Day

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Hilary Duff has some thick legs…but I figure why not give her a mother’s day post as the celebrity mom fans are still fucking obsessed with…despite the strong legs, which came in handy when she was acting as the pussy the entire hockey team her husband was on, you know to build team spirit…JOCKS…but thick legs that only perverts like all of us appreciate because we know how good they’d feel wrapped around our neck as our faces are buried into her mom pussy…and all it’s flappy flaps…

Historically, I am not into big legs…but who the fuck cares, it’s stuff by Hilary Duff…

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Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW