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2016

28

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Stupid Flash Tattoos of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is an out of touch model in the tail end of her model years…who still looks good because she had her post-pregnant tits rebuilt…but who is still just an old mom holding on…

In leveraging her “personal brand”….that is probably owned by Victoria’s Secret, she’s releasing the cheesiest FLASH TATTOOS that really basic sorority girls from Florida fucking love…for their Spring Breaks and I guess what Coachella mainstream girls were into a YEAR ago because COACHELLA is so ahead of the trends…thanks to FOREVER 21 and other MALL BRANDS exploiting and financing the music fest…coachella – an event Ambrosio brings her kids to…because its a good place for kids amongst all the loser mainstream festival goers on amphetamines….

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2016

28

Apr

Hormonal and Pregnant Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

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Bar Refaeli is pregnant and apprently having a personal crisis wanting attention….because before being pregnant she posted zero bikini pics – unless it was to promote her bikini..but since being married and pregnant – it’s like every fucking day…when everyone who has seen a pregnant girl in a bikini who doesn’t have a ready to drop fetish knows that a bikini is not a pregnant girl’s best friend…and should be reserved for the privacy of her own home…for her husband to remember that he married Leo’s ex girlfriend 10 years after leo, something some rich guys see as a stamp of approval…

Let him look at her, to see how he knocked her up and destroyed her…in a way that she’ll be a shell of who she was…at least her vagina will be…and that the end is near for her sex appeal…and he’ll be forced to look at it every night and remember….that he shouldn’t have signed up for this or been so eager…but thank god there’s always divorce..and affairs…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2016

28

Apr

Lais Ribeiro Nipple for Evil Mall Brand Underwear of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is still new blood Brazilian 20 something year old model for Victoria’s Secret….to me…

I don’t jerk off to the Victoria’s Secret catalog now that the internet exists, so I don’t really keep track of who they’ve cloned or recruited to replace the existing talent…

I assume they created this one to be the next Adriana Lima now that Adriana Lima is old, thick and a mom, cuz that’s what her Catholic anti-contraception did to her….and she is fucking amazing….

I assume they are letting her nipples in a sheer shirt show through like it was the 70s and this was the sears catalog..but only because free the nipple and feminism gets mad when they say “sheer top but not in our marketing of sheer top because Jesus people are crazy”…..

Either way, she’s all ethnic looking…in pics that are all INSTAGRAM looking…soaked in piss filter…is what I call it…

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2016

28

Apr

Élodie Frégé for LUI by David Bellemere of the DAy

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Élodie Frégé is apparently Famous in France, which is kind of like saying she’s famous in some small town in America no one cares about, because really who the fuck is Élodie Frégé …

Well let me tell you who Élodie Frégé is…. she’s an actress who hasn’t been in anything you’ve ever seen…but more importantly, in 2004 she won a singing TV show like American Idol in France…that was 12 years ago…and has since been feauted in LUI MAGAZINE for FRENCH photographer and possible nude model Genius David Bellemere…and I’m not just saying that because Bellemere translates to STEPMOTHER and I AM A STEPFATHER…making him my kindred spirit who likes making nude girls look good, or making famous girls nude, but I’ll still steal his pics…even of girls like Élodie Frégé who no one’s ever heard of…

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2016

28

Apr

Hailey Baldwin’s Ass in Tights Does a Lunge of the Day

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FAKE MODEL Hailey Baldwin is garbage, you know some Stephen Baldwin cum that crawled out of some Stephen Baldwin gold digger pussy 9 months after being deposited inside it….you know in a trying to trap Stephen Baldwin because he wasn’t as much of a fucking loser back then…it made fiscal sense..

Hailey Baldwin is the spoiled, trust fund, rich kid they pawned off on the Jenners when they would send her to the LA home, possibly paid the Kardashians to babysit her with promises of giving them 20 percent of anything she makes if they help create her…

Why? Because she had nothing else to offer, it was a good way to keep her out of trouble, and when you’re a vapid rich kid who is raised watching models on social media, it’s only natural to want to be a model and have a following, it’s vanity…talentless vanity…and entitlement…

It’s the birthday gift that keeps giving “Daddy buy me 1,000,000 instagram followers”….while daddy is too busy rehashing his career to notice…he says “use the credit card dear”….assuming they even talk…these rich people are so fucked…

But I’m into her in squat formation…wearing tight…it’s better than her in person…which I’ve seen and didn’t even notice..because these latch on rich kids are unremarkable…they just have marketing behind them…

FAKE MODEL! REAL ASS! THAT MAY BE A FAKE ASS! BUT I THINK IT’S JUST A YOUNG ASS BUILT ON FITNESS HORMONE IN FOOD ASS!

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2016

28

Apr

Josephine Skriver for David Bellemere in Marie Claire Italy of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the robot, AI, genetically modified, designer DNA, freak…who will probably end up getting a horrible cancer thanks to the early technology of genetic engineering…I mean she was built in the lap, in a test tube, from her biologist homosexual father, and her lesbian donor egg mother…in a lab probably financed by Victoria’s Secret, in a country where cloning and doing “god’s work”…even though GOD is an alien…in selecting hair color, eye color, height and other things…that created Josephine Skriver…

I think I’ve already posted these pics by David Bellemere, who in the event you didn’t know, is one of the top nude model photographers in recent years, who has gone from taking pics of random girls naked…to Victoria’s Secret models…because I guess Victoria’s Secret is trying to be edgy enough to keep up with Instagram…and this shoot is probably a behind the scenes on location for Victoria’s Secret, that they are double dipping in PR by sending them off to magazines that’ll run the feature…it’s good for business…

She’s an it girl, literall…can you consider genetically modified test tube babies anything but an it…and she’s magical…but not really…it’s all based on science which disproves magic…

Posted in:Josephine Skriver

2016

28

Apr

Chyna Sex Tape Giveaway of the Day

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Some of you may remember that Chyna died the day that Prince died, because she was in chronic pain after years of wrestling abuse to her body and I guess she just threw in the towel…..

I never watched wrestling, by I do watch sex tapes, and Chyna went as hard as she did in her sex tape as she did in the ring…it’s part of her legacy…

That said, my friends at VIVID are giving away a bunch of Chyna’s sex tapes they produced for Chyna

SO IF YOU WANT A CHANCE TO WIN CHYNA’S SEX TAPE SEND ME AN EMAIL SUBJECT CHYNA NEVER DIES HERE TO WIN

This is what Vivid had to say about the promo:

Vivid Loves Chyna…and always will. As a tribute to a true superstar in our movies, in wrestling and in life, Vivid Entertainment is giving away DVDs of her title “Chyna is Queen of the Ring” to five lucky visitors to DrunkenStepfather.com. Chyna made four movies with Vivid and you can check out all of them on www.vivid.com She had planned to discuss making more movies before she left us much too soon.

Just send an email HERE and we’ll select a winner at random every day for five days starting TODAY who will receive the movie.

Winners will be notified by email. (Entrants need to be 18 years of age or over.)

IF YOU WANT A CHANCE AT WINNING THE SEX TAPE SEND ME AN EMAIL SUBJECT CHYNA NEVER DIES HERE OR YOU CAN BUY THE SEX TAPE HERE

Posted in:Chyna|SFW

2016

28

Apr

Kendall Jenner Bikini Model of the Day

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I hate everything Kardashian but I guess we all perpetuate their existence by talking about them…but more importantly, brands keep throwing money at them because they actually push sales, like their trashiest, richest AVON lady knocking at your door via social media…because I guess girls want to be them…

It’s safe to say that Kendall is the hottest one in the litter of these demons…but she’s still overrated and not deserving of any “model” career, but brands are confused and like making sales and executives are lazy and lack innovation..throw money where other people throw money…throw money at something that works…motherfucker is too busy fucking his secretary to bother using his fucking brain…

Here are some bikini pics…because bikini modeling is easy – every bitch on INSTAGRAM will prove that to you…make belief becomes real when you’re rich as fuck and connected.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

28

Apr

Woman Flashes Tits on TV and Other Videos of the Day

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Women Stripped Naked

Naked Man Running From the Police

Bike VS Drunk Driver

Man Tests Target’s Women’s Bathroom Policy

Hot Coffee To Face in Philly

Classy Brawl….

Illuminated Tits

TITS on PS4 Streaming

Bee VS Nail

Cop VS Man with a Gun

Prison Guard Pepper Sprays Restrained Inmate

Farmer Gets Stripped on Stage

Sausage of the Day

Dog Reunited with Owner

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

28

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like putting people down when they are down…it’s more effective.

I like offering my content producer advice to people on my facebook who are asking the social network what they should wear on a first date…to which I say “Blackface”….because Blackface is comedic especially on first dates…

I like to be like Myspace and ask for the top 8 pics of a girl I meet’s vagina – because I’m from internet early 2000s….but in all honesty I prefer butt hole pics…it’s the best hole….because all butt hole pics have a little vagina in it….

I like a lot of things…but I don’t like Snapchat Filters…or social media, the people on it, or even this site…but mainly because of you…because the site itself is great…no one can delete me here…like they do everywhere else…they don’t get the jokes…

Here are some morning links..

Hot Girls in Bed…
CLICK HERE

Leo and his New Pussy
CLICK HERE

Brilliant 59 Second ATM Robbery
CLICK HERE

Alexis REn in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Leo’s Hot New Girlfriend is Hot
CLICK HERE

High Speed Railway
CLICK HERE

Anne Hathaway’s Shout Out to Beyonce Makes me Hate Pop Culture
CLICK HERE

Miley and Her Stupid Tattoo
CLICK HERE

What It’s Like Fighting for IS
CLICK HERE

Approaching the Unknown Trailer
CLICK HERE

Hot Asses
CLICK HERE

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