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2016

13

May

Ela Kawalec is Leo’s New Pussy of the Day

I have spoken to industry people who have told me that Leo doesn’t bang all the models he is rumored to date, he’s just a nice guy and likes helping them get some press, because he fucks dudes…not because he’s gay but because that’s what ALPHA males who can fuck anything do…at least in prison…which I guess in a way LEO can relate to because he’s famous as fuck and in being famous as fuck..it’s its own kind of prison filled with being rich enough to buy and do anything you want…

I just know that I’ve never heard of Ela Kawalec…and I do this all day…so her dating Leo even if it is fake dating…she hasn’t gone viral, besides maybe the herpes that come with LEO as he comes…

She has 1000 Instagram Followers , pretty much a nobody..but tits…on the rise…all it took was some gentle a-list prostitution – not that big of a deal…she’s Polish and used to that shit…

She’s trying to be an SI model…DREAMS….happen…I guess when you hang out in the VIP at clubs in Miami…or NYC…where they “grind”…

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2016

13

May

Vita Sidorkina for Elle US of the DAy

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Vita Sidorkina is all over the fucking place…she hasn’t been whored off to Leonardo DiCaprio publicly yet, but she is on heavy rotation in the media, showing off her nipples in at least three or four magazines of various degrees of relevance all in the last 3 weeks…

Meaning, as an immigrant model, the brand and her agency have decided she’s the one they want to grow and build out because she has the most opportunity for a return on investment…maybe because she works at Russian prices, or maybe because they need a new star and this one, unlike American babes who are entitled and lazy…delivers..

Either way, you never heard of her a month ago, probably haven’t heard of her and won’t remember these pics happened next time she pops up, but this is all part of the process of getting her to CANDICE SWANEPOEL level..it’ a formula, these girls interchangeable, but hot and half naked so I go along with it…and I guess you do too…

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2016

13

May

Margot Robbie’s Bathing Suit of the Day

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People get so mad when I say that Margot Robbie is a big girl, because she’s a a big girl, I’ve seen pictures, I have eyes and I know what a big girl is…

Maybe this promotional tour she’s on, that never seems to end, because Hollywood has decided she’s an “It girl” and she’s making serious fucking money being an “it girl”…including but not limited to VOGUE cover, which is massive, but not quite as massive as her one-piece covered belly, that even when photoshopped looks like it could be pregnant, distended, or just very INTO food…

I don’t have the rest of the pics, but you can bet I’ll post them when they are released because unlike It-Girl Margot Robbie, my life is pathetic and I sit around for at least an hour – two hours a day…waiting around on this bullshit…

Either way, here’s Jane Pushing Tarzan…

Tarzan…

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2016

13

May

Hailey Clauson for GQ of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is a big girl, which is common with models, especially Sports Illustrated cover girls…who is really milking being this year’s girl..along with Ashley Graham, an even bigger girl….by wearing her bikini and owning the bikini model way of life…

Prior to Sports Illustrated swim, Hailey Clauson was some hipster model who sued clients for being sexualized, before doing topless shoots and becoming relevant in her own right…jumping on the mainstream opportunity to work with SI the second it happened…

Part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, probably the most relevant part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, other than maybe the ego of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl to people who remember when Sports Illustrated still mattered, is penetrating the sports world by letting the sports world penetrate you…

Here she is with Patriot’s Rob Gronkowski….who despite the Jewish Accountant name is a star athlete…for GQ…because GQ is following Sports Illustrated lead…thinking featuring Hailey Clauson is more relevant than actual relevant girls…

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW

2016

13

May

Kendall Jenner for HArper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Here’s big media business making insane editorial decisions that I guess is in efforts of staying relevant or current, but that is actually really fucking lazy, and just buying into what is popular and trendy or just trending…the Jenner / Kardashian gang of fucking trash that happens to be rich, shameless and connected enough to monetize each and every one of them thanks to the nature of social media..

It’s one of those “Put Kendall on the Cover, she’ll tag us and our account will grow” strategies that keeps the rich rich and the shitty bloggers like me deep in the mailroom basement…possibly not even in the same building..maybe in an off building in a middle American location or some shit…

I don’t mind looking at a Kendall Kardashian ass, I just don’t believe she’s hot, interesting, or anything worth celebrating or even noticing. I don’t think she’s talented, compelling or even interesting looking…I just know she’s everywhere, and people are feeding into her little rich girl model dreams…making her think she’s revolutionizing something – while I know she’s just destroying the exclusivity and standards of something that should have been impossible for her to buy her way into…but alas – 99 percent of people and companies are just fucking whores…

Apparently – Kendall was out in a see through dress or some shit – I don’t see nipples but here are some of the pics

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

13

May

Hilary Rhoda in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…and not the good kind of crab eaters….the terrifying crab eaters you’d expect to see wrestling in the walmart parking lot over the last 25 gallon jug of vegetable oil…

She’s not obese like Kate Upton…..and 98 percent of your population…she’s one of the good ones…the last standing skinny ones….who at 25 doesn’t look like she needs a motor scooter to get her through the aisles at Walmart while buying said 25 gallon jug of vegetable oil to make chips and cookies and all the good things that brings on diabetes and diabetes medication before losing her fucking foot…giving a good excuse to not work but to sit at home in affordable elastic waistband pants watching reality TV and all the other bullshit fat poor people out of work watch…but not before stopping at McDonald’s on the way out….SUPERSIZE ME….

Instead she’s all hot in this magazine…

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2016

13

May

Maya Coline in Lingerie of the Day

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Maya Coline, like pretty much every fucking girl on the internet, is a high concept performance artist who’s art form is obessing over instagram followers and instagram likes…trying to figure out and navigate this confusing social media fueled world…to work with the right people and companies and photographers…usually for free…usually in pictures that look like every other picture…all to grow that audience…

I have never heard of Maya – but you can FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM and help her break 30,000 people…which is one step closer to living the fucking dream…

All she had to do for it was get naked and half naked….like everyone else…this is all the same shit…good shit..not that good…but good enough shit..

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2016

13

May

Checking Out Titties on a Scooter and Other Videos of the Day

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Street Strip of a WOman who Slept with a Married Man

Package Thief!

Police Shooting in Iowa of the Day

Woman Gets Beat on the Street – No One Does Anything

Mother’s Day Graveyard Shooting

Throwing Sodium in the Lake

This is the most insane video ever – featuring a 13 year old fighting and killing a 15 year old in China

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2016

13

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my night was watching a 50 year old drunk woman, probably on a business trip with the kids back home, or recently divorced…I mean I had 10 storylines running as I watched her getting fingerbanged at 2 am on a park bench by a 20 year old black guy who was laughing at me as I watched and she gyrated like it was the 50s, back when she was in college….

I also liked the guy with the deformed arm trying to give me high fives!

Yes, my life – is pretty boring…

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Katy Perry is Against the Conspiracy of Orlando Bloom
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Kate Hudson – Cleavage
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Tram No Stoppin’
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Virtual Reality World Record
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Julia Roberts – Barefoot in Cannes
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Chicago Airport Security Line
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Jennifer Nicole Lee in a Bikini
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Leo’s New Girl…
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Whore Wars!
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Mirror Selfies
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2016

12

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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When the hot girl in the summer dress with her titties hanging out comes to talk to you after you hold the door open for her at the Starbucks you’d think a bohemian girl like her wouldn’t be going into – forcing you to awkwardly stand next to each other…reaches for her coffee to show you her armpit hair….

Forcing you to forget she’s a hot chick with titties hanging out…replacing those images of titties in my face with those of cheesy FAUX new Feminist with her Period Art…despite loving bush…I hate all the “down with the patriarchy”…”stop mansplaining”….everyone is a misogynist conversation that comes with it….

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Sluts Who Don’t Wear Bras
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Kendra Wilkinson Calls Holly Madison Out for Being a WHore – Who “cleaned up” hef with his Dick in her ass
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Clooney in Cannes
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Panty Flash in Cannes
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Car Chase Ends with a Beat Down
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Calvin Klein Racy ADs
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Kristen Stewart Braless
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What do you do if you can’t get high anymore?
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Victoria’s Secret Girls in Bikinis
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Elsa Hosk – Behind the Scenes Nipples
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The Cat Fish Scammer’s Girlfriend is Pregnant and Weird
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Two Men – Two Sheeo a Bike
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George Clooney’s Wife Looks like a Cunt
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Emrata is Garbage
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Kylie Jenner and TYGA are Done
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Man Runs a Micronation of 32 People
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Car Chase Ends with Beat Down
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Pregnant Megan Fox Lower Legs
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Kylie Jenner in a Parking Lot
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Selena Gomez Slutty in Concert
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Tit Flash of the Day
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Blac Cyna Sheer Top
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Blake Lively Big Booty
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Kendall in a Bikini Top
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Rachel Bush in a Thong
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Movie Effects Non CGI
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Tram Doesn’t Stop
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Jessica Chastain Big Tits
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Chrissy Teigen Legs
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Katy Perry on Selena Gomez Whore
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History of Hairdos
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Stephen Curry’s Mixtape
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Adele Exarchoupoulos in a Magazine
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I Want to Fuck Kate Beckinsale
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Kimberly Garner Slutty Bra
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Volunteer Knocked Out by a Clown
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Woody ALlen Rape Jokes VS Blake Lively
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Girls Skateboarding in Lingerie
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Random TUmblr Porn of the Day
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Couple Fuck at the BEach
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Naked Girl Named Eden with her Bush
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Kate England Cameltoe….
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Hot Chick Named Mia
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Huge Fucking Tits
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Asian Men Can’t Fly
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Asian Girls Fight Over a Dude
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Girl Murders Her Crotch
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Homo in Porn
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