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2016

12

May

Charlotte McKinney Butt Not Tit Flash of the Day

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When you’re desperate as fuck to stay relevant – this is what you do…

You flash your panties to the paparazzi you called and hope people like you and me – care enough to stare….

And seeing as we are pathetic as fuck…we do…

We are as basic as she is. We are the only ones to blame. All it took was some HUGE tits…and nothing else mattered..

I don’t care about integrity, passion, her talents…her ability to navigate the social scene, her sense of humor…her hard, busted down, broken down face…her white trash look…

I just care about the tits..but that’s probably why she’s showing her ass on purpose..it’s like “give my ass attention too”…”I am not just tits”…”I am also an ass”…LOOK! LOOK! LOOOOOk!

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

12

May

Halston Sage and Her Bikini Top of the Day

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Halston Sage is not Jailbait…she’s just not very famous so that it’s easy to assume she’s 16 and from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people, weird people, often times dads jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn…creating a group of celebs

But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed…because 20 year olds are into slutty behavior…

Halston Sage, who I don’t really care to google is in a bikini top and she’s got a tight body…and sometimes, in a world of obese people…that’s enough…

I guess the good thing about 20 year olds, even those at the tail end of their prime, like Halston Sage, is that they grew up on porn, are perverts even when shitty at fucking, open to eating ass…and rocking big round hormone in the food induced tits…

What I am saying is that it ucks to be over 30…in this era of hot as fuck girls…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Halston Sage|SFW

2016

12

May

Elsa Hosk Still Has Nipples of the Day

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I am not Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan but I am exposed to Elsa Hosk all the fucking time doing what I do, which I am not quite sure what I do, but I see her face all over the place and as an immigrant working for a billion dollar brand, it’s safe to say the billion dollar brand is behind her being shoved down my throat…even though I should be the one doing the down throat shoving…but I am not because I am not sure what I do…so the throat fucking is done by the execs who cast her, before they figuratively shove her down our throats via marketing…

I do understand her hustle, I do appreciate that a nude model can make it in the world, it is like Kim Kardashian teaching young girls the importance of fucking in video to get rich and famous, even though we all know only 1-5 girls actually benefit from sex tapes, while the 1000s who do them just benefit me when I get to watch them….and that is just fine.

Elsa is still behind the scenes on the malll brand shoot looking great – because of her nipples.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2016

12

May

Stella Hudgens Shitty Hand Print of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is High School Musical Vanessa Hudgens’ little rounder sister, bustier sister who I don’t think is really in the industry, or even works…

Because there are two kids of siblings of famous people, those who try to be in the industry as hard as they can to be like the other sisters of yesteryear…who ended up getting knocked up early on…like Solange, Jamie-Lynn Spears and Ashlee Simpson….

And those who just ride the coattails because it’s less pressure, you get to benefit from all the fun without any of the other nonsense..

When you crave that male attention to validate you…you can just post a tit pic to instagram to the fans you only have because of your sister…

If you’re more into her sister – VANESSA – Here she is in some nerd costume…that creeps me out but that you love.

CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Stella Hudgens

2016

12

May

Delilah Parillo Promotes Clothing of the DAy

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Here’s a photoshoot with model Delilah Parillio for some clothing line called Mate “The Label”…

It’s not that exciting, but I follow her on instagram…so it’s like we’re friends or some shit…you know me liking her pics and her not caring because other people like her pics…and she just wants more people to like her pics…in her hipster quest to be an instagram model…leaving me feeling inadequate and alone…wondering why she doesn’t like me back, or follow me back, like I am her equal…when apparently I’m not because I’m not a famous instagram photographer or some shit…

It hurts me so much to post these pics…but not really, all these whores are interchangeable..

Boring..

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2016

12

May

Charisma Carpenter and her Bikini of the Day

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The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini on twitter, and she actually looks good.

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter fans is that they haven’t killed themselves for being so fucking pathetic, so pathetic that she’d ignore you in person or get a restraining order on you if you went to her house, because nerds that committed are terrifying…but she’ll pretend to value you…you’re all she has..

I am not a fan, but she did do playboy – so look at her nudes, they are better than this…

Posted in:Charisma Carpenter|SFW

2016

12

May

Anna Kendrick Picture of the Day

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Anna Kendrick has a terrible face, but when you hit her and her overly famous and undeserving body from the right angle, where her weird mouth is cropped out of the frame, she’s got some tits…relatable, hireable, famous for no reason I can really understand…because she’s so fucking average….straight from community college drama class but still tits…and I like tits…and so do you…especially when they get paid millions a year…and not even because they are tits…but because they have a good agent…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Anna Kendrick|SFW

2016

12

May

Kristin Cavallari’s Fake Tits are Massive of the Day

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You don’t know who Kristin Cavallari is. She was on a reality show everyone cared about but no one cares about now…

She’s gone onto have some kids and I guess when you’re rich and vapid and superficial…you might as well get implants to deal with how beat the fuck up they are thanks to the tits…

I don’t know how they contributed to her recent tranny face but I guess this is growing up…after being on superficial reality show….you have low level fame and sex appeal to maintain or something…in the classiest way – a way we call sheer top..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|SFW

2016

12

May

Bella Thorne in a Tight Dress of the Day

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40 Year old Bella Thorne who plays an 18 year old subtle slut who shows off her body as much as she can but in an innocent way on social media – since followers leads to acting jobs and no one casting anything wants anyone who isn’t followed by millions and the way to get followed by millions is to be slutty on social media – since we’re all porned the fuck up…and tits and pussy is what we care about..

Is in a tight dress on set…and if you look at it from the right angle…you can make out the shape of her fake looking youthful but I still want to see her Birth Certificate tit..

TO SEE HER IN A TIGHT DRESS AND OTHER PICS FROM SET CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

12

May

Marisa Papen Nude for Playboy Netherlands of the Day

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If you’ve seen one hipster photographer who isn’t a real photographer but who has a camera and photoshop he can apply filters taht make shit look like film….you’ve seen all hipster photoshoots…

It is all the fucking same, it’s like take a hipster model who is willing to get naked cuz she’s a hipster, put her in a trailer park, doing the dishes, or something equally obvious…maybe riding a long board, or a bike….or whatever…and take the pics…

I find it hard to get inspired, feel anything, I’ve seen it all, and now that hipster is mainstream, I am polluted by it all…over and over again, no pictures exciting even when the girls are naked..but they are still naked…

Some hipster models, like Marisa Papen break through the clutter of hipster instagram models, and get cast in obscure market Playboy that still do nudity – and I appreciate that….because a Playboy without nudity is a Playboy you should stop participating in…

HERE ARE THE OUTTAKES:

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