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2016

11

May

Greer Grammer Has Tits of the Day

This is Kelsey Grammer’s daughter…her name is Greer. She’s got 6 or 7 siblings…because her dad, Frasier, is a notorious coked up sex addict actor who has been in jail at least once for the shit…all while she was being brought up in Malibu with her make-up artist mother…possibly estranged with her dad, but probably not, I mean he seems like a lot of fun….and he is definitely cutting the checks to pay the bills before, like all celebrity kids, she’s trying to either maximize their opportunity or access to make easy money, or barely work and pretend they work, to be busy and feel more productive than taking Frasier / Cheers money…

But when they are in dresses with titty windows, their family history and connections don’t really matter..her being on TV or a rich kid doesn’t matter…the female embodiment of your favorite TV psychiatrist so that you can jerk off to him without feeling gay doesn’t matter…tits do…so tits.

Here she is eating Ice Cream…

Here she is doing her Workout in Little Shorts…

A video posted by Greer Grammer (@greer_grammer) on Apr 21, 2016 at 5:28pm PDT

She’s a babe…I am a fan…

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2016

11

May

Kirsten Dunst on a Balcony in Cannes of the Day

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If this was 3 years ago, any picture of Kirsten Dunst on a balcony, would have probably been of her contemplating jumping.

Her career was shit, she was a mess, I think she went to rehab, she was just another product of rich kid who got into the industry young, eaten up and spat out faster than the producer cum she sucked out of dicks for jobs….

I guess her magical sabre tooth and awesome tits on her small frame carried her to get back into the mix, back on track, because today’s balcony pics aren’t her jumping, they are her celebrating in Cannes like a real actress…

Inspiring…even when you’re a feeling sorry for yourself entitled bitch, there’s always a second wind….

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2016

11

May

For Love and Lemons Lookbook of the Day

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ForLoveandLemons is the instagram model, fame whore, sugar baby favorite lingerie company…

It’s the higher end, than the mall brands out there, you know the shit designed for poor people with a dream, instead it’s more trendy for poor hot girls with a dream to trick men into buying for them…because hot girls are not into what all the basic women are buying up…they are into what all the other basic hot girls who are all pretty much the same but on private jets are buying….

Bitches go nuts for this shit…and I appreciate that their markeitng shoots have nipple in them, with hot girls, even if the pics look at bit too instagram for me…I like it better than what other poeple are doing so here it is..

The models name is Samantha Gradoville and she’s amazing..

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2016

11

May

Chloe Grace Moretz Has a Bralette on of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz may be very famous, booking all kinds of movies, probably getting paid A-Lister money, not Jennifer Lawrence money, but in the same handful of younger girls who are getting blockbuster movies, girls that nerds and virgins who still go to movies fucking love, girls who can book the blockbuster movies because talent agencies don’t like cultivating too many stars, they like to focus on the few and keep the same girls getting the jobs or some shit..

I don’t find her hot, but I do like her bralette that you can see through her shirt, some training bra style, no wire, no padding underwear like she wasn’t 18, but 12 and just hitting puberty…which is what I assume the people who are into her are into…

In reality, I just posted this because I wanted to say Bralette.

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2016

11

May

Anthea Page Great Tits Instagram Model of the Day

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Anthea Page is an instagram model from Australia who isn’t even that famous on instagram – but she’s trying, but if you were to ask her, she’d probably say she’s just living and in living as a babe there are just photographers who want to take nude pics of her that they push to fake magazine / instagram accounts that need content and like promoting each other so that they all collectively grow and TAKE OVER THE FUCKING world…

Even if the pics aren’t that inspiring, we still get to see her fun and exciting tits, and she has around 20,000 followers that you can become one of BY CLICKING HERE before her tits get her too famous…not that the odds are in her favor – too many girls are doing the exact same titty hustle…which works out for us…but it does mean that she will see your comments…and that for the seasoned pervert makes jerking off to her more personal..

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2016

11

May

Charlotte McKinney for Tony Kelly of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is garbage…

Tony Kelly is a fun Irish photographer who used to shoot for Playboy and other men’s magazines…

Combine the two and you have this….high concept, low concept, comedic concept, concept, involving naked garbage…that should be working in porn – or HOOTERS back in Florida…but is instead being taken seriously for her tits thanks to being a tit obsessed nation that no matter what progress the feminists think they are making – will always be tit obsessed…even when looking at her ass – because we are thinking “where are the tits?”

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2016

11

May

Public Sex Smoker….and Other Videos of the DAy

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Dude Plays Hendrix at Full Blast from Roof at 8 am

Dude Challenging Height

Cop in Vegas Shoots Suspect Who Jumped in his Car

Bus in the Flood

Dude Kicked Toddler

Sex Talk in the Beauty Salon

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2016

11

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My new porn is watching people making out in the park – like they don’t have an apartment to make out it – getting so intense in the makeout that the boyscouts doing some kind of field study gather around to watch in confusion of why the girl is wrestling the guy the way she is – their scout leader or scout master or whatever the creepy guy who molests them never does it so delicately..

I also like tables of mid to late 40 year old women, clearly recently divorced, getting together like when they were freshly married 20 years ago to push their babies around, only this time it’s to talk about their new breast implants and their asshole husbands with their 20 year old girlfriends….

The circle of life…

This Think Piece is called “Bikinis VS Squishy”
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Pam Anderson Says Marrying Rick Salomon Made Her Age 20 Years…I Say Being 20 Years Older Aged Her 20 Years.
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The World’s First Electric Ferrari
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Titty Pic of the Day
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Folding Aluminium Foil with Hydraulic Press – This Hydraulic Press Dude is Winning
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Slutty Model in Lingerie in Bed
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John Oliver On Science Studies
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Timberlake and a Troll
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Hot Model Changing
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Every Top 10 Video Ever
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The 5 Year Long Cover Song
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Some Chick Named Jenny Slate is Dating Some Dude Named Chris Evans.
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Wildfire From the Air
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Porn Star Snapchats
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2016

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I heard a quote that inspired me because I am 5…it goes like this “a day in the BUSH is worth a WEEK in the CITY…”…

I saw a fat JEWISH girl, probably 25, fat like fat like me with her baby in tow…and now I understand what girls see when they look at me with disgust as I try masturbating on them while they are suntanning in the park…

Funny how a fat man and a fat girl who carries her baby around as proof she’s had sex…both get sex – despite both knowing that they wouldn’t have sex with themselves if they were face to face with themselves and down to fuck….

Philosophy…Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Selena Gomez Whoring Out With Katy Perry’s Boyfriend and Homosexual Orlando Bloom….in Public in Vegas…for Press…or Some Shit…who Cares
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OH MY GOD – Emma Roberts has a SPorts Bra On
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Some Chick You’ve Never Heard of named Stina in a Bikini
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Kaley Cuoco’s Pre-Nup Was Pretty Shitty for the Husband – he Gets To Keep the Gift Cards!
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What’s the best was to get high?
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Gwyneth Paltrow Uses Yam Lube….
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The Oldest Restaurant in the World
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Justin Timberlake and Anna Kendrick Day Two
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Gigi Hadid Has a Nipple
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The Dad Recreating Lion King is Hilarious and Insane
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Semi Truck – Close Call
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Charlotte McKinney is So Weird on Instagram
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Kaley Cuoco Leg…
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Schwarzenegger’s Hummer / Million Dollar Vehicle is Hilarious
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Minnie Driver is Insane
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Josephine Skriver Changing Behind the Scenes
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Girls Shows How TO Apply Beach Make-Up is New Porno…
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Georgia May Foote Ass
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Ali Hilfiger Tells a Story ABout Shitting on a Silver Tray
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Emma Stone’s Rockin’ Body
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Magnets and Marbles….
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Westerners on Living in South Korea
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Some No Name chick in a Bikini
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Chrissy Teigen in Shorts
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Bella Hadid Has a Nipple
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Minka Kelly Smiles for the Paparazzi
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Fat Meghan Trainor Pulled her Video for being Too Photoshopped – Which is Bad when Being fat is your only hook…
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Ali Larter in a Strapless Dress
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Chloe Bennet has Hard Nipples
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Robbing Victoria’s Secret LOL
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Krysten Ritter in a Bikini
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Gwen Stefani is so Punk – Doing Duets on Primetime Reality Shows with her Boyfriend
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Flashing in the Grocery Store
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Ferrari 308 GTE
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Prince Hated the Kardashians
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Huge Tits Busting Out
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Random Tumblr Porn!
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Homo Attempts Straight Porn
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Lesbians!
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Some Big Titty Slut Named AMber and her Big Titties
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Sucking her Own Tits GIF
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Amateur Porn of the DAy
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Kick to the Chest CPR
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A Bunch Of Porn Pics and Videos
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2016

10

May

Mariah Carey Crazy Outfit Nipple Slip of the Day

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Mariah Carey is fucking crazy, dressed crazy, acting crazy – just crazy…remember her breakdown years ago….well it looks like it may be back….

She’s currently engaged to a billionaire, is probably worth 100s of millions on her own, thanks to strategic sex with record execs and natural singing talent…

Well, like all good moms post mother’s day, she’s out in a mesh dress showing nipples and hanging off a black dude, which is probably what her rich white boyfriend / husband to be is into – cuckold….the foundation of BLACK ON BLONDE porn…it’s always the rich guys who want to see their girl’s ripped apart by big black cock…weird…but not as weird as this outfit…

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