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2016

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I forgot to do my stepLINKS because some girl in the grocery store was accusing me of MANSPLAINING to her because I was telling her a story…she said “I know, stop mansplaining”…like I was dealing with a rebellious teen…having a tantrum…and my story telling had nothing to do with her being a vagina-holding citizen or a dude who wants to hold vagina…and I guess it serves me right for hanging out with 20 year olds from TINDER who are in college and dealing with Social Justice warrior-ing..

So I told her “I’ll mapslain you how to fuck yourself” using that vagina of yours…while on your period…because that must be why you’re acting up…

You see people who use the word “mansplain” love when you ask if their tantrum is related to their period…TRY IT…

Girls…always finding problems in nothing…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Huge Tits – Huge Tits…
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Jennifer Lawrence Almost Falls Again
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How To Eat A Girl Out While High!
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Some Youtube Slut and her Fat Youtube Ass
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The Fat Bikini a Day Girls in Bikinis
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Blake Lively in Cannes
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Arianny Celeste’s New Fake Tits
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Justin Bieber’s Got a Face Tattoo….
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Corn On the Cob Fail – FREAKS ME OUT!
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News Anchor Comedy Fail
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Thigh Gaps of the Day
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Chantelle Connelly Nude…
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Kim Kardashian Said If She Wasn’t Famous She’d Be A Forensics Investigator
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How to Husk a Coconut
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Johnny Depp’s Making fun of His Apology Video
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Maria Sharapova Ass in Red Bikini
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Emma Stone and her Ass
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Jessica Marais Hot Dress
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Storm Trooper Dance
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Selena Gomez Photoshoot…
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Delta Goodrem in a Slutty Dress
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Tits on a Rock
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Gigi Hadid Cameltoe
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Jesinta Campbell See Through Dress
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Weird Feminists
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Dannii Minogue Ass in See Through
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How to Make the Smoke Bomb…
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Kelli Berglund Cleavage
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50,000 Potatos on the Freeway…
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Rapper Gets Punched by a Fan
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Katie Cassidy Bikinis
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Carrie KEagan Huge Tits
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Humpback Whales Feeding
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Chubby Ronda Roussey in Tight Jeans…
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Slutty Girls in the Greek Isles
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Old Lady Liz Hurley
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Wildfire Footage
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Bella Hadid Middriff
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Laura Vandervoort Cleavage
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The Perfect Burger..
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Victoria Silvstedt – Tits
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Inside the Svalbard Seed Vault
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Camilla Alves Cleavage…
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Kristen Stewart – LESBIAN
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Hydraulic Press VS Motorcycle….
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Ariana Grande Tits
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Louis Theroux on Scientology
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Hot Girls in Bed!
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Random TUmblr Porn
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Some Boobs
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Vagina Cleaned by Fish
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Some Boobs
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Lesbians Being Lesbians
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A Bunch Of Porn Pics and Videos
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Trolling Pornstars
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SPY CAM
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2016

09

May

Emanuelle Chriqui and Other Tits Randall Slavin Exhibition of the DAy

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A bunch of models and celebs got naked for Randall Slavin exhibit called “Achromatic” …like Emanuelle Chriqui…..

I am pretty sure he’s shot for Victoria’s Secret at some point or another, but I could be wrong, I just know that he was an aspiring LA based actor who was in very important movies like Legends of the Fall and Beethoven’s 2nd as “Party Beer GUy”…before realizing “FUCK I BETTER DO SOMETHING ELSE THAT STILL GETS ME IN THE SCENE”…and that became a successful photography career…

He shoots and is surrounded by models and instagram models and celebrities alike, and I guess he’s decided to high concept his name and make it into some kind of charity…by getting these girls naked – to garner attention – and to photoshop them down to garner hatred from the people dying to see Emanuelle Chriqui’s tits the last decade…

There were other girls involved in this but the highlight is Emanuelle Chriqui tits…so Look at the Emanuelle Chriqui tits….run through a filter to make it “art”…annoying fucking art…

The other girls who don’t matter are:

Genevieve Morton – Desperate and Trying…

Marissa Papen…

Masha Rudenko

Sandy Leddin Butt Shot

Sierra Swartz Titty Stretch

Stephanie Corneliussen

Weird Titty Alejandra Guilmant

Brandi Qunones….no idea but see her tits

Elizabeth Elam and her crotch….

Jarah Mariano – Ass Cheek for the Win…

Jessica White is Black

Katelyn Pascavis, whoever the fuck that is, can pose….

I don’t give a fuck about who Leila Spilman is , but I want to get to know her mound.

Lindsey Wixon and her weird face and rockin’ tits that distract from her weird face…

Rat Cow is Fucking Everywhere Because That’s what Rat Faces Bitches with Big Tits and Little to Offer Do

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2016

09

May

Emma Stone in Round Ass Pants of the Day

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I’ve hated on Emma Stone for being an uneventful little slag, overrated with far too much attention from virgin losers everywhere, since she first hit the scene….

She was packaged and marketed to these nerds who felt she was accessible, production companies like nerds because they are the only ones paying to go to movies, playing her up and continuing the marketing program…getting her cast in movies because the industry needs stars and I just thought was lacking on all fronts…but mainly her weird mouth….

But it turns out she’s not lacking in ass…

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2016

09

May

Selena Gomez Concert Tour of the Day

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Selena Gomez has been hyping up her performance as “Taylor Swift”…attempting to be a popstar because she’s Disney trained and pop stars require little to no talent because it is a better money maker than doing movies…with all the merch and touring…plus it is good for ego to have thousands of people screaming at you…it almost makes you forget you’re a little hack who exploits Chemotherapy to promote your album…it almost makes you forget you’re barely talented and that people are just desperate to have or create memories involving famous people dancing…it’s like the worst kind of positive affirmation…

What I would like for Selena Gomez is her opening show to have 12 people in the audience who got free tickets from the local radio…you know boycott this trash because she sucks..

Obviously, her costume involves nudity…it’s so current and now…

Garbage.

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

09

May

Grandma J.Lo in a Bikini of the Day

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J.Lo is an old woman who doesn’t get that she’s old…or knows that she’s old and won’t accept that she’s old…because her ego makes her think she’s invincible, a superhero or a superpower…all while throwing herself down all of our throats, to adorning fans who don’t know better because they are probably her age or cultural background and she represents all that is good in the world to them….

I mean that and Gay Dudes…

Who the fuck else would care about J.Lo and her old lady, rich as fuck tits in a bikini, I mean unless you’re strategic and can make her a sugar momma, but we all know that you don’t have that skill set…so in reality….just stare at her tits, even if her showing tits represents all that is wrong with rich people not having anyone with a voice of reason to tell them to cover the fuck up and to phase out of the limelight gracefully..

This bitch will keep doing this til the end of fucking time…the worst.

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Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2016

09

May

Hilary Duff Thick Legs in a Red Dress of the Day

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Hilary Duff has some thick legs…but I figure why not give her a mother’s day post as the celebrity mom fans are still fucking obsessed with…despite the strong legs, which came in handy when she was acting as the pussy the entire hockey team her husband was on, you know to build team spirit…JOCKS…but thick legs that only perverts like all of us appreciate because we know how good they’d feel wrapped around our neck as our faces are buried into her mom pussy…and all it’s flappy flaps…

Historically, I am not into big legs…but who the fuck cares, it’s stuff by Hilary Duff…

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2016

09

May

Taylor Hill in V Magazine of the Day

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This is my favorite shoot of the year…maybe even the last 5 years…

I don’t care if it’s forced, obviously it is forced, it’s a fucking photoshoot that they have to stage…and the concept in and of itself may come across as “trying to be edgy”…like so much of this bullshit…

But I think it’s awesome, not because Taylor Hill, the New Victoria’s Secret model they use to promote their sweatshop products to a generation of dumb as fuck kids married to their cellphones and social media..

I just like the location and the concept of bikini modeling in obscure out of place scenes…some low class suburban home with a 70s pleather couch with some fucking weirdo family…brilliant…seriously…

It takes a lot to impress me with shoots, I find everything so fucking cheesy and lame…I am bored of standard bikini pics and instagram style bullshit…I want more out of photos and this hit the mark…

I know that no one is out there trying to impress me and that I lack little more to the world that “look at these slutty hooker tits craving attention”…but that’s because I’m forced to consume such garbage that you know brands pay tons of money for….at least with this…there’s something going on and it’s great..

I don’t believe in ART, art is lame, but I think the basis of art is to evoke something more than “tits of a hooker”…and V Magazine, the KARDASHIAN promoting fame whore magazine did good…..

Sidenote, I once won a V magazine male model challenge, because the site used to have traffic and people voted for me….They never gave me my prize…so I hate them…but this shoot..is good.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Hill

2016

09

May

Irina Shayk Does Lingerie of the Day

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Irina Shayk is the best model in existence…I mean that may be an overstatement but she’s really fucking hot and I understand why the A Lister womanizers like Brad Cooper who can – and probably do fuck every pussy that comes along – would label her as TOP PUSSY. She’s awesome…

The fact that she’s a Russian and has made it out into the world of Luxury and celebrity – rather than working the sex trade – probably means she’s charming and intelligent despite being a soulless Russian…because I assume the other hot Russians are still trying to fight over overpriced Levis Jeans and Michael Jackson records…smuggled behind the iron curtain…Communism.

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2016

09

May

Bella Thorne is on Snapchat of the Day

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The Bella Thorne narrative I have created in my delusional never leave my house existence that some would consider delusional, bi polar, schizophrenic…even crazy….as I post nonsense about nonsense people that the media feeds us everyday…but that I would argue is just an objective perception of what is really going on here…

Now I call her 40, pretending to be 18, because 18 is scandalous and speaks to the dicks that follow on social media, jacking up her numbers, while they jack off to her…

Realistically, she’s probably mid to late 20s, and the last of the family of stage show parent hippies with the carnival caravan from Florida with names like Bella and Dani – at fame…and it’s working…

So she’s grown up with whoring ingrained in her core…and here she is doing it in a way that she is still marketable and hireable…but still milking the same tactics a nobody spreading her ass on social does…

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2016

09

May

Heather Marks in Bathing Suits for Glamour Germany of the Day

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Heather Marks is a Canadian model. I haven’t met her at the yearly Canada party, where Canada comes together and drinks maple syrup and build igloos while seal hunting and fucking french trashy sluts….no one seems to care about, because Canada.

But someone seems to care about Heather Marks, because hot model…..

You see if you’re a hot model who gets half naked for your career, that anyone with a brain will know is hardly a career, but more standing around in exotic and luxurious places posing until a rich guy notices…you have no borders…you are international…

Which is probably why she’s in Glamour Germany…

Too big for the people back home, too expensive for our currency, so my poutine gravy will never drip down her inner thigh, but if I print this pics up, I can recreate for 10 cents and less headaches of a needy demanding bitch over at Staples…I’m ok being the guy who jerks off on color print outs..

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