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2016

09

May

Rita Ora Mourning Her Friend of the Day

On Friday night it was reported that a photographer named Matt Irwin had died, no one really reported how he died, but we can all make the obvious assumptions…

He was a successful and high paid photographer for a few magazines and he had become friends with the likes of Nicki Minaj and Gaga and other famous people he took pics of….

I am sure I’ve stolen pics he took of the women I make fun of on this site because they are all whores…

Rita Ora was one of the people featured in tribute articles – saying she was mourning his death…so she did what any self respecting, sad to lose a friend, personality disorder, fame whore, egotistical narcissist would do when mourning her friend…and that’s pull out her tits casually because that’s what you do when you’re sad and seeking attention to feel good or some shit…

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2016

09

May

Josephine Skriver Ass of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is one of the hottest working models of recent years…she’s fucking amazing and her ass…sound round and lovely…already booking major jobs all the fucking time…endorsed by Victoria’s Secret…and pretty fucking perfect…except for being friends with Taylor Swift…

My storyline for Josephine Skriver that people have discounted or called me crazy for saying is pretty fucking basic and in my opinion partially true, even if I go too far on it for the sake of silly blog post, we can all agree, based on the facts that there’s some “god complex” shit going on here…

She is a Danish 23 year old…she is branded by Victoria’s Secret as their angel…but I think they may have funded her father, a marine biologist, and homosexual who created her in a lab using IVF from her lesbian mom’s egg. I don’t know genetic programming laws in Denmark, but I would assume they used it here. I would assume they chose her height and eye color and whatever else you can do with DNA modifications in the clone lab…and I wouldn’t be surprised that their strategy is to create these perfect women to sell their panties into the future…use real humans rather than AI…but still own them so they work for cheap…or something…my kind of slavery…it’s like how UBER is only using UBER drivers until POD self driving cars exist- so that they get to keep 100 percent profit and will have detailed maps of where the cars are needed and will go…but the hot underwear model version….

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2016

09

May

Willa Holland Ass Flash of the Day

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Willa Holland is awesome. I know very little about her other than she was the hot girl on the OC, her family is connected in the hollywood scene, like pretty much any other girl in the media, it takes connections to get people talking about you – and to get you cast in movies….it’s just how it works…

She’s on the show Arrow or some shit that’s equally massive with the nerds, so a whole new generation of socially awkward nerds probably jerk off to her….

She’s also into photography, date’s a photographer named NATE WALTON who I assume is responsible for all the amazing booty pics of her amazing booty…and I am all about that….

Apparently they got arrested for these pics on the Mayan lookin’ ruin…but they bribed their way out by paying the cops 100 bucks…sounds about right….

Here’s her amazing ass…

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2016

09

May

Aubrey O’Day Hard Nipple of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is such a low level celebrity that I hate that I am posting her pics. I think it’s just a sign of how old and detached I am from the world…I’ve just been doing this shit for so long that I don’t pay attention to the new comers, there are just too many whores on instagram more famous and probably interesting or talented that old, washed up Aubrey O’Day, who before there was Instagram, was someone people were into because of her big fake diddy fucking before getting fat and being a video vixen hip hop groupie before getting skinny to date white guys again…and I fear change…

But trust me, instagram has a lot more whores that are better to look at and have more to offer than this…even if Aubrey O’Day is nice now that her existence is so irrelevant it’s humbled her….

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2016

09

May

Krysten Ritter Bikini at the Beach of the Day

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Krysten Ritter must be promoting Season Two of that Netflix comic book show she’s the main character of. I don’t really remember what it is called, but you nerds probably do, you’ve probably watched it and masturabted to the black on little goth chick scenes over and over again…

I’ve actually watched that series, an old dude’s allowed to seduce 20 year old girls with Netflix like I was still in college, because sitting on a couch is in line with my athletic ability…

I never knew who or what Krysten Ritter was in her bikini pics over the years, but now I do….and I don’t hate her or think she’s disgusting even if she’s old…but that may be because she’s not fat…even if she’s fatter than she used to be…the story of every girl who turned 30.

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2016

09

May

Kristine Froseth stars in BB Dakota by Henrik Purienne of the Day

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Henrik Purienne is one of the hipster nude photographers from France who got big before instagram and paved the way for instagram photographers and instagram models doing the exact same thing…

Kristine Froseth is a model you’ve never heard of doing some hipster photoshoot for Purienne….

It’s not that exciting, I mean who gives a fuck about some bullshit photoshoot for some brand selling product no one needds…

But I have the pictures on my computer so I might as well put them up…and that’s what I am going to do.

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2016

09

May

Worst Fail Ever and Other Videos of the Day

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Dance Move of the Day

Guy Tries to Get Girl Back – Fails…

Naked Suicide…

Pregnant Woman Attcked in Gas Station

Woman in McDonalds

Bouncer Versus Drunk Girl

Billboard Falls on Singer…

Dog in the Hammock

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2016

09

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am so slow today because I am catching up on all the tributes to people’s moms because I really appreciate when people use the facebook status as a person letter opening up and disclosing their inner most personal feelings about their mothers or lack of a mother…it is great masturbation material…

But not as good as convincing girls to show me their wombs on mother’s day…because they are lonely and their uteruses are screaming for love….but only the above 30s and they are the weirdest..

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Big Fucking Tits..
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Victoria Justice in a Low Cut Dress
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Antonio Sabata Jr Topless Weirdness
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Feeding a Farting Wombat
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Jamie Lee Curtis on her Addiction and Dick…
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Close Up of a Tornado…
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Bella Hadid Tit…
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Crazy People of Walmart
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Anna Kendrick Tits
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Mariah Carey Big Fucking Tits
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Pre Flight Speech from Fort McMurray…
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Gym Sluts Selfies…
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2016

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s mother’s day..

Perfect opportunity to fuck girls who are lonely and wish they were moms – especially those who don’t have moms because they feel so alone and vulnerable – great opportunity to have unprotected sex with them…

I spent my day trying to cum in a girl because my wife was out for the day at the hospital….hopefully getting diagnosed with a terminal illness.

For the record…I came on her pussy mot in her pussy but at least I tried.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Today in Underboob
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J.Lo on All Fours
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J.Lo Cleavage
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Kristen Stewart is No Longer a Celebrities
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Elodie Frege in LUI Magazine of the Day
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Awkward Post Baseball Game Interview
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Miranda Kerr Walking her Kid
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Kim Kardashian in Cuba…DIE
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Blac Chyna is Pregnant With Rob Kardashian Baby – We Don’t Care – Obviously – But It’s Just So Ridiculous…
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Why You Shouldn’t Buy Your Mom a Mother’s Day Present
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Paris Hilton Posing with Orangutans
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Slut in a Bikini of the Day
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Girl Fakes Instagram Thigh Gap
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Sluts in a Bikini
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Chantelle Connelly Butt Naked
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Maria Sharapova in a Bikni
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Sluts in a Magazine…
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Nude Women Painted with Light
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Sophie Turner in a Skirt
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Alec Baldwin to Host a Gameshow
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Sophie Turner in a Sweater
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Blake Lively in a Bra on a Rock in The Shallows Official Trailer
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A Bunch of Latinas
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Brody Jenner Getting Married
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Emma Roberts in Tight Jeans…
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Underwater Camping
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Shredding an Abandoned Winter Resort
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Emma Roberts in Tight Jeans of the Day
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Tits by the Pool
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Asian Masturbates of the Day
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Some Chick and her Big Tits in Red
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Naked Pool Party
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Spy Cam Cathcing Naked Bitches
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AMateur of the Day
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Asian Girls Love Tentacles
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Fitness Babes
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2016

06

May

Margot Robbie for Oyster Magazine of the Day

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Margot Robbie is a big girl…and everyone gets mad at me for calling her a big girl…even though she’s a big girl..so I am going to keep calling her a big girl…and you can’t try to brainwash me or oppress my honest view on what I see with my own eyes…I am not your consumer mall brand shopper who buys into the tabloid lies…

I would still watch her wrestle men…to prove that women are equal in this feminist driven non-misogynistic patriarchy…

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