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2016

21

Apr

Chyna Memorial of the Day

Chyna is dead. I lack empathy.

I thought to myself “what’s the best way to leave a Chyna tribute”, you know now that she’s dead at 45 and 100s if not 1000s of people actually care, most of those people being weird white trash wrestling bros who forgot she existed…because even they stopped watching wrestling in their trailer park homes when UFC happened…

I realized I have no tact, no empathy, no class, no consideration…people die…who cares…so part of Chyna, the only part I know, other than her steroid dick clit, is her sex tape…

If the decision behind doing the sex tape, is probably the reason she had a dick click, and probably the reason she died….is part of her story, her legacy, who she is…who am I to take that away from her and not celebrate her….and really there’s not much difference between a wrestling chick, a stripper and a porn chick…

I think it’s only fitting…thoughtless, rude, tacky, maybe….I mean if I was her family, this wouldn’t be on the screen at the funeral, but I’m not the one who filmed this shit…or sold this shit, I am not the one who thought it was a good idea, hell I didn’t even want to watch it when it happened…

And like my friend who used to jerk off to pics of his grandma in a bikini after she died always said…it’s not wrong to jerk off to them if they’re dead….but I would not take his moral code as Gospel on anything, he also jerked off to his dead grandma…when she was still alive…not that would anyone would jerk off to this..

I guess what i am saying is – don’t judge a woman’s life by a shitty, if not terrifying sex tape.

RIP motherfucker.

GET HER SEX TAPE IT IS NEVER TOO LATE CLICK HERE

Here is her last video before death..

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2016

20

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Earlier today I feel in love with a few hot round college asses in leggings….apparently, I wasn’t the only one following this one girl as she walked, like a cartoon, she was accumulating more and more dudes as she kept walking…I couldn’t keep up, because walking is hard when you’re dying of obesity…so I broke from the crow d being being hypnotized by the ass…I am glad I survived…I wonder how many people ended up following her…and if anyone got run over trying to keep up with her…I need a young round college ass to help get traffic to this goddamn site…

I am working on it with Phoebe Price….who is currently taking over my snapchat…

While I recruit…Here are some stepLINKS….

PS Jennifer Aniston was named People’s Most Beautiful Person 2016 – despite being a rotting, washed up, granny corpse…which is a nice reminder that the media is a fucking lie…

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So Many Great Asses
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Girl on the Kiss Cam Kissing a Pizza
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Towie Megan McKenna in the Bikini
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On Set at Baywatch
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Lindsay Lohan is Converting to Islam
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Teacher Banging Student
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Audrina Patridge in a Bikini..
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Gwyneth Paltrow Dancing with Kids..
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Threes Company Movie is Happening..
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Bella Thorne Puffy Nipples
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Snowboarder Being Chased by a Bear….
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Hasselhoff Paid off Ex Wife 21k a Month for 10 Years
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Chloe Goodman is Amazing in a Bikini – She’s Some UK Whore
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Social Star Pia Mia Perez is a WHore…
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Dude Antagonizes a Shark
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How to Drift in Any Car
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Rose Byrne in a Tight See Through Dress
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This Public PIss Video is the Highlight of the Day
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Lindsay Pelas and her Huge TIts
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Katharine McPhee Promo Tour
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How to Make a Speaker Using CD
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Ohio Marching Band Cartoon Half Time Show
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Bai Ling Big Cleavage
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Idiot Totals His Car Impressing Chicks…
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Some Chick Named Camila Banus – Legs – But Her Name is ANUS with a B…
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Allison WIlliams in Lace
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Kelly Rohrbach Pussy Definition
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A Famewhore’s Sister in a Bikini
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The Dumbest Guitar Ever…
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Chloe Sevigny in Pantyhose
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Girls Who Like Sports
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Karlie Kloss in a Sports Bra
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Rihanna’s Nipple
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Little Kid Blames Batman for Drawing on Wall
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Wild Hair
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Charlotte McKinney Short Short…
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Phoebe Price is Everything…
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Captain America’s Biggest Flaw…
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Sarah Turner in Red…
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Angry Naked Man
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Random Tumblr Porn…
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Big Webcam Tits
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Big Tits By the Window
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2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk & Stella Maxwell’s Ass and Others Vogue Spain by David Bellemere of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is apparently in Vogue showing her nice round ass, an ass that she has taken from weird hipster model, to Miley’s lesbian lover who got fingered by Miley for the paparazzi, and the most interesting in this shoot, is Elsa Hosk…

More interesting than Stella Maxwell’s Ass is Elsa Hosk is a Nude Model Clothed by Victoria’s Secret and their Stamp of Approval and they are putting all their models into as many things as possible – because to promote the models or feature the models is to promote them and to maintain brand image – they are giving the bodies they strip down to sell panties to other people to get them actually naked so she’s in this too…in the Third Elsa Hosk post of the day…never ending Elsa Hosk….

TURNS OUT IT IS A VICTORIA’S VICTORIA SECRET CAMPAIGN

Also featuring – Elsa Hosk, Jasmine Tookes, Tayler Hill, Martha Hunt, Stella Maxwell, Sara Sampaio, & Romee Strijd

Here are the pics…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2016

20

Apr

Selena Gomez Sucking in her Gut and Gagging Some Chick of the Day

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Selena Gomez is prepping for her world tour, because Selena Gomez is a money making scam who realizes that her acting wasn’t her money maker and was instead just a way to build her audience…where as a world tour is something you can sell tickets, VIP experiences, even sex if they pay her enough…while creating shitty memories for her idiot fans she doesn’t care about…that they can remember with products she’s selling like the bra and panty set – and even Temporary tattoos that match her tattoos something I hope some of you creepy perverts go to the concert to buy, only to put on your dick, to make Masturbating more of a Selena Gomez experience……

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

20

Apr

Bella Thorne Bikini Whoring of the Day

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This is Bella Thorne doing a little showing off to the other 18 year old sluts on instagram who she stole their online marketing hustle from. It’s her letting them know that she actually gets work. She actually get paid. Take that instagram hookers she stole hustle from.

I guess she figures that it’s easier to copy average looking girls posing half naked for their fans, all the eyeballs are on social media and a social media following is a good way to upsell the producers trying to hire someone to be in their movie…and all it took was some bikini pics and fitness butt shots..

It’s an easier thing to do than it is to get a talent agent and cast in TV shows, just ask all the instagram sluts who think they are models and have more than 50,000 followers to support that theory, making the world a very annoying, saturated place….making girls fucking annoying…with all their bullshit photoshoots…and sugar daddies and egos…

So Bella Thorne, and her whole social aspect is pretty much everything that she’s done of value but she does more than soical media slutting to dominate her branding…branding that I am convinced is really a 40 year old who works out with good Botox fucking all you perverts over…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

20

Apr

Rihanna’s Nipples Again of the Day

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Rihanna’s nipples are in a new video and more importantly, Rihanna’s nipples are at the point of boring…

There was a time when I’d think, DAMN RIHANNA NIPPLES, but even then I wasn’t that excited about it, I was desensitized by all the whore’s I had been exposed to, but Rihanna was new and famous tits, but it’s every fucking week, tits and tits and tits….and I kind of raise my eye,look, but not for too long…just the same feeling as when your wife wants to bang, you don’t really want it, but you do it, because you’re not a faggot….right..

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2016

20

Apr

Vita Sidorkina Naked Enough for LUI Magazine of the DAy

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Vita Sidorkina is not Elsa Hosk…but she is a Victoria’s Secret model, probably a one timer, like so many of these other whores they use for a minute to test the waters and to see if they have what it takes to be a top tier mall brand promoting whore, usually from another country…

She’s working the media, she’s a 22 year old Russian goodess with some fake tits, who moved to NYC at 17 because of a “sponsor”…and she’s on the rise…getting herself out there…and it’s all way better than being a cam girl…or hooker…doing the sugar baby thing with a resume that supports or rationalizes this behavior..

Here she is in LUI magazine, pics that have been out for a while, but are new to me, because all this shit is boring..

There’s no difference between this shoot and every single played out instagram shoot, sure the girl has more credibility…because she has a job or brand co-sign, but all these idiots have fake agencies, it’s just all been done and bores me…but still naked enough…and naked is good…

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2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk Nude for GQ Italia May 2016 of the Day

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This is the Elsa Hosk’s fourth post today…and not because I am Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan, who follows her every fucking move…even though you would assume I would be that guy considering I run a fucking blog on these girls like I think these girls are important and worth talking about. I do this because I am bad at business and bad at creativity navigating the media space…and social media space..because I don’t like leaving my couch….so hosting content, or coming up with something revolutionary is a waste of time, when I can just post model tits and make my drinking money…

This is just Victoria’s Secret saying Candice Swanepoel is pregnant, but don’t get mad at them for that, don’t give up on them for her taking loads 5 years too early, because she’s been at this shit forever and it’s time to spend that racist South African money…but they’ve got a replacement, same age, different ethnicity, similar face…amazingly easy to get into…in this lazy world that doesn’t like change…keep things the same for us…

So here is their investment, showing tits, because they can’t have her show her tits for them, they’ll be considered porn, the Christians will got nuts, the mall stores will have to be shut down, because no one likes pornographers, so do it in men’s magazines…GQ ITALIA…all part of the media run by marketing budget scam…the media controlled by advertiser….because people are idiots and believe what they see….and consumers need protection against brands and advertsiers – they are evil corporations….but media need money so do what the evil corporations say…and that’s not so bad when it means the corporate sponsored models get naked…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk Nipples for GUESS? of the Day

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I don’t know what this shoot is for, apparently it’s for Guess?, and I am not that surprised, but the nipples and sheer tops make me a little surprised, not many brands are doing nipple photoshoots for their campaigns, and not many brands have done nipple photoshoots for the campaigns, and I don’t think nipple shoots for a brand are that innovative, especially when the model you’re using is borrowed from Victoria’s Secret, but more importantly, was a nude model for many years before the Victoria’s Secret machine got behind her and pushed her into as much marketing as possible…

I guess the owner of Guess? who creates all these campaigns, you know it is the brand that has made a bunch of women famous, from Anna Nicole Smith to Gigi Hadid, he got her as a child, like he’s DAX SHEPHERD NEIGHBOR…

I guess he’s looking for new things to do that are creepy…you know to get himself off…the older you get, the more desensitized you get…like NIPPLES…what a pervert! Nipples!!! Pervert…or feminists…

In case you’re wondering – Elsa Hosk is a Nude Model Turned Victoria’s Secret Model

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2016

20

Apr

Elsa Hosk is Amazing for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Nude Model Turned Legit Model thanks to the mall brand Victoria’s Secret.

I always assumed they brought her on as the Blonde to replace Candice Swanepoel, since they generally replace models with similar looking models, like they build these women in a lab, but rather scour the world looking under every rock in the third world…and in Elsa Hosk’s case – in every Ikea cashier checkout counter because she’s Swedish….but Elsa has been at this a long time and is 27…and so is Candice…meaning why would they replace one 27 year old with another 27 year old…when they can replace her with an 18 year old…like they should…you know to get those 10 years out of a girl they are using for the sake of selling sweatshop made product..creating them like they have done so many times, they have a system in place…like a fast food restaurant chain…this is their BURGER recipe..

It doesn’t matter really, other than it being the era of craving to see a model topless being long gone…you don’t have to stare at the catalog thinking “I wonder how her tits look without the airbrushing”…because thanks to the model industry…all these girls get naked the first 5 years of trying to breakout…

So I’ve seen Elsa Hosk naked, and now I’ve seen her in instagram inspired styled catalog pictures used to sell horrible, unethical, not made in America, panty resellers all you idiots buy into…making them all rich…while giving you a yeast infection.