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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You know those days you wake up dreaming of the dead prostitute in your basement decomposing on th warm spring melt day – I am Canadian, I call it Sugaring Off….only to wake up and realize the smell you are smelling is your dogs asshole in your face….and the only dead thing in your house is your fucking soul…

We call that Monday…Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…I am going back to bed.

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Thigh Gaps!
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Bella Throne and Her Sister’s Vagina Definition of the Day
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Caitlyn Jenner Tits
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Funeral Parlor Theif…
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New Suicide Squad Trailer
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Slut in a Bikini Being a Slut
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Leo Hiding His Face at a Hockey Game
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Helicopter POV Cliff Rescue
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Black Eyed Peas Comeback tour – is Terrifying – Cuz Fergie is a Zombie
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No One Went to the MTV Movie Awards
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Crazy Deserted Island Help Sign
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Sluts in the Gym
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Kirstie Alley Supports Trump to Remind You That Kirstie Alley Exists
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Workers – Getting it Done
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2016

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was drunk the last 48 hours, which isn’t saying much, but it’s a good reason why the stepLINKS no one care about weren’t done.

The highlight of the being drunk the last 48 hours, was probably forgetting everything that happened, except trying to sing a love song to a french girl with a great ass at Karoke, only for her boyfriend to try to choke me out and threaten to beat me with a bottle…which is exactly why I am supposed to be a back-up dancer not the lead….

Time to drink more – but here are some mother fuckering links..

Side Boob!
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Drunk Nic Cage and Vince Neil in a REAL FIGHT IN VEGAS!
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Popstar Bit By Cobra On Stage -Getting Bit By Cobra On Stage Before Dying
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Kendall Jenner and the One Direction Who Fucks Her
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Kate Moss Hard Nippples
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Gwyneth Paltrow – and Cameron Diaz – Co-Sign Each Other’s Old Actress Whoring Out
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Pregnant Taylor Swift in Tight Jeans
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Police Chase – Ends in Selfies….
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The Last American Idol Ever – Good
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Why the Land Rover Defender is 70,000 Dollars
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Cameron Diaz Giving the Finger
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Demi Lovato Falls on Stage and Dies…
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Axl Rose broke Foot – Still Does Coachella – Don’t Worry Faggots
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Stephanie Scott – UPSKIRT
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Smiling Girls
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Charlize Theron’s Got Amazing Legs
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Lindsay Pelas Big Tits in a Bikini
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JC Penny Period Skirt
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Braless Rita Ora
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Sluts at American Idol Finale
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Olivia Holt – Legs
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Ozzy Man Reviews Thrilling Marble Race
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The Office is Doing a Feature Film on Ricky Gervais Character
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J.Lo Works with Dr Luke – Because Some Old Bitches Like Rape
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Miami Road Rage
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10 Second Songs is Doing 65 Songs in 5 minutes Through Rock and Roll History…..
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Drone Crashes Through Office
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Dog Runs to Bed When TV is Turned On
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Two Dogs Playing HOckey
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Bella Thorne’s SiSters Ass in a Bikini
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Drew Barrymore Dumped Because Her Husband Hated Her For Being a Hippie Cunt
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Hot Australian High Jumper
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Crazy Girl On Spring Break Humping Face
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Husband Gets Second Thoughts When He Gets Wife Fucked By a Black Guy for His Cuckold Fetish… LOLZ
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Fail!
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Hooker and Drone Caught by Drone
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Girl and Just a Whole Lot of Masturbating
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Huge Tits By the Pool
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Wifey Has her Tits Out
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Woman Knife Fights a Dude
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Fucked Up at the Festival
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2016

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Fashionable See Through Pics Because She’s Everything of the day

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I am an old motherfucker, and Lindsay Lohan represents and era of purity, where celebrities could be in Disney movies thanks to being on Disney Cock thanks to her mom’s whoring them both out on execs….and not really have anyone know they were whore, cock loving turned lesbian coke sluts…

She’s from an era where celebrities weren’t accessible, where not everyone was a celebrity, where people looked on or up to them, instead of trying to compete with them for followers…

Where she would walk in a room and people would notice and stare, something that may not happen today, because people forgets she exists, even when she brings out her great perfect fake tits….because she’s destroyed herself, her career, and her face.

I still have hope for a comeback, she will win an Oscar, I am a fan and always will be, from breakdowns, to half death, to super stardom, to nothing..partially because of nostalgia and because she’s wearing a sheet through dress…

She’s Perfect. But that could be the tits in a see through dress talking.

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2016

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens in a Bikini of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is a fantastic hairy little monkey…who was one of the first celebrities, or DISNEY stars to show her racy, knows how to prostitute herself thanks to her parents selling her off to the entertainment industry, you know to save their ethnic ambiguous Mexican, to help finance their lives, and her busty sister who will always be in her shadow, despite being bustier, because she doesn’t have to…let the sister do all the fucking work for you, and ride that wave, be the fashion accessory, get the attention, go to all the cool places, pose in the bikini with her to help the Vanessa Hudgens fetishists…

What I am saying is that I like her, I like she pretended her first hairy pussy nudes were when she was underage….to get them deleted off the internet despite it making her a self producing child pornographer…I like that she trimmed her pussy and leaked pics the last “fappening”…because she wanted to show people her pussy can be shaved….I like that she’s fit and no longer pudgy and I like that her pussy is hanging out in her bikini bottoms….I love pussy definition in bikini bottoms…

I don’t care for her as an actress, I don’t find her impressive, or her story that interssting, I don’t know who she fucks, I just see bikini pics of her…and figure..STARE……because an OG sexter, from a a world where everyone didn’t sext, even though everyone sexts now, is her best work and for the rest of her life….she needs to be celebrated…

That said…pussy in bikini bottoms..

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2016

Apr

Bella Thorne Beach Fame Whoring of the Day

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Bella Thorne, 40, has got this science of famewhoring down…

Just last year, no one knew who the “17 year old” was…but in the past 10 months she’s become a household name to a bunch of fucking perverts who like watching a slutty girl turn 18 and continue her slut in non slutty slut poses because she’s got good excuses for them….like being at the gym or whatever…all calculated, all the time…and converting for her…

But I know that eventually the slut that leads to slutty non slutty “gym” or “just tanning” pics…will shine through with a sex tape when all the attention fizzles out…

That doesn’t mean I am not a fan of her fame whoring, I think it’s great…keep it up fit body….in the gym all day…sexual monster….Bella Thorne and her lame hipster sister I think may actually be her daughter…but no one believes my lies…

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BONUS SOME SCREENSHOTS FROM SNAP…

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2016

Apr

Hilary Duff Ass Shelf of the Day

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This pose is called the BOOTY SHELF, where a girl puts her ass on a table and makes it pop out, classic Instagram….that is really some of Hilary Duff’s best work, unless you count the whole becoming a billionaire by 18….or having the whole Hockey Team use her as a prop in some TEAM initiation weirdness I call getting every hole filled.

These pics are important..

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2016

Apr

Scarlett Johansson in a Magazine of the Day

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Scarlett Johansson has always bored me. I understood her face, I remember when she first appeared on the scene, I’ve seen a bunch of movies she’s played herself in, with her raspy voice, and I just never cared about her pudgy, big tits, when there are so many amazing tits that are in my day to day, and the need to fixate on some actress tits I can’t actually pay to suck because I am not a billionare, is just dull…

The highlight of her public life was when her nude selfies leaked, just reminding us all that she’s a slut, which we knew due to her career choices…and now as a mom, washed up, old, dumpy girl in a superficial world where there are YOUNG girls around…we don’t need her, but I guess COSMO owes her PR team a favor or it’s part of an ad deal promoting a movie…but either way, she peaked 5 years ago…this shit’s dull…and I’ll post it anyway..

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2016

Apr

Sarah DeAnna in Lingerie of the Day

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So many models, impossible to keep up…her name is…Sarah DeAnna…I like her..even though she’s obnoxious and wrote a book called “Supermodel YOU”

Supermodel YOU sounds about as pretentious, or obnoxious, as it can possibly be…

From her site:

Definition of Supermodel YOU

Su·per – adjective \?sü-p?r\: Superior. Best. Superb. Outstanding. Exceptional.

Mod·el – noun \?mä-d?l\: A three-dimensional representation of a person or thing, to show the construction or appearance of something. Prototype. Design. Representation.

YOU: YOU!

Description: Aligning with a “super” model version of you to channel your higher self.

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to be a supermodel? To feel confident, beautiful, and empowered?

That’s what Supermodel YOU is all about. International model Sarah DeAnna teaches you the shockingly healthy habits that models use to maximize their amazing bodies, iconic faces, and confident attitudes. You’ll learn the Five Keys to channeling your inner supermodel as you discover how models really eat, dress, exercise, sleep, de-stress, travel, and stay gorgeous no matter what. As you adopt a supermodel mind-set, life will get easier, more glamorous, sexier, and a lot more fun.

Leave it up to a low level model to try to push her “super model” nonsense onto other people, even though she’s not even a supermodel, but if you write like you are one, or pretend that you are one, it’s only natural that maybe the world will follow..and why wouldn’t they, this book was sold in EQUINOX gyms…

But the good news is, along with a silly superficial book about how models stay skinny, so anti everything people pretend to be into today, which is awesome…while everyone is actually trying to be an instagram model…

The better news is that she models in her underwear and looks good..

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2016

Apr

Selena Gomez’s Most Important Outfit of the Day

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It looks like Selena Gomez has had more work done, whether in her tits, or lips, or face…this is the generation of rebuilding your motherfucking self at the age of 18 to look more like a Kardashian…and as a guy who likes tits, even on entitled, annoying, most popular creature on Instagram, Mexican Disney Child Stars who sex OFFENDED Bieber, before crying about it….and it’s safe to say, this is her best work since milking her CHEMO THERAPY so people felt sorry for her and bought her album like it was the MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION…and she’s already been to Disney Land…CHEMO that was such a low dose she kept her hair and partied everyday…a sad story really…

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2016

Apr

Suzi Leenaars for King King No 1 of the Day

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Suzi Leenaars is a model. There are so many models out there it’s impossible to keep up…they aren’t that interesting, they aren’t all that hot, they aren’t all that tall, a lot of them are even fat, but I can guarantee they are fucking annoying, entitled, think they are important cunts….

But the good news is that if you’re the right guy / artist, you can shove pickles down her throat….you know for ART and FASHION….right?

I’m not against it…obviously this is what my life work has been about…