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2016

31

Mar

Lily Donaldson and Other in MARFA Journal of the Day

Lily Donaldson, Ebonee Davis and Solveig Mork Hansen for Marfa Journal….is alright…

I mean throw some models into some “high fashion”, which for the record is produced in Asian sweatshop where Dollar Store clothing is also made, but it has high concept, that is really just recycled shit with a little variation, that’s not high concept at all…just ripp off bullshit…because they spin it as art….and whatever the reason for these girls getting naked…or half naked…posing slutty like softcore pornstars…I’m into it…

Via MARFA JOURNAL

Posted in:Lily Donaldson|SFW

2016

31

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Troll of the day – comment “is this before or after the abortion” on any girl’s facebook profile pic – it’s a big hit!

Be warned…there was a time you couldn’t say certain things to a girl, but now you can’t say the word “girl”…

Here are some morning links:

Girls in Bikinis
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Walmart Clerk Does Scooby Doo
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Disabled Plus Sized Model is my Porn
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Abigail Ratchford – Huge Tits
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Charlize Theron Dirty Panties
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Hydraulic Press Fruit Salad
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Kourtney Kardashian Face
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Some Slut named Marion Cotillard
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Hot girls in Bed
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

31

Mar

Boy VS Soda Can…and Other Videos of the Day

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Weird Footage of a Nursing School Blowjob in China

Man Hosing Out the Inside of His Van – Sketchy

Woman Shoots ATM – Vaccuums it Up

Moped Crash

Cop VS Handcuffed Man

Redneck Heated Pool

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

30

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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If push comes to shove, I can make a soiled adult diaper sexual…but I can’t make the hot girl at the grocery store let me move in with her after trying to seduce her in the banana section with every banana joke I could come up with on the spot…I can get kicked out of the grocery store…pretty easily.

Here are some stepLINKS…

A Bunch of Hot Asses
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Charlize Theron in Panties
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Selena Gomez is Fucking a New Guy
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Rihanna Topless in Some Video
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Creepy Don’t Phone and Drive in New Zealond Ad
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Charlize Theron Nipple!
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Britney Spears Midriff Tummy
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Jessica ALba in Tight Jeans
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The Jenner’s See Their Instagram Business Crumbling…
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Today in Ariana Grande Porn…
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Some Chick Named Courtney Robertson in a Bikini
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Minka Kelly Hard Nipples
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Girls from 100 years Ago
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Batman Lamborghini Uber Prank
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Fat Chick Says “Normal Sizes” are Bullshit because She’s Fat
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Empire Star in a Bikini
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Tennis Lesbians in Bikinis…
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Michael Stipe Sings David Bowie…
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Chris Brown Mocks Suicidal Girls
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Abigail Ratchford Eating Watermelon
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Some Low Level Singer Tried to Kill Herself…
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Gorilla Doesn’t Like Zoo Visitor
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Claire Danes Doesn’t Know what BRB means
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Emma Watson is the Face of Lancome – She Looks Freshly Cummed On…
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ALlison Williams Sheer Outfit
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Molten Copper Poured into a Coconut
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Harry Styles Wants to be an Actor – Hollywood Won’t Let Him
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Mom Spotting her Lame Son
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Man Shows Off the Quality of a New Apartment Building
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Kate Compton – Instagram Hooker
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Colbert Sings “I Saw the Light”
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Fans Paid 2000 Dollars to Meet Bieber’s Cardboard Cutout
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22 Pics You Have Dirty Mind…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Real Big Tits
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Skinny Girl in a Bikini
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Big Tits at the beach
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Just a Girl on the Car Hood
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Big Titty Blonde
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Olivia Wilde’s Merkin
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Ask a Pornstar – Do You Orgasm During Work
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

30

Mar

Em Rat Cow and Kim Kardashian Milking Them Tits of the Day

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These two hookers are trolling us, or maybe milking their tits and “friendship”, for a little publicity, because sister hookers need to have each other’s backs…

Kim K and Emily Ratajkowski are both sex workers who have uses their sex work in a manipulative way to become “relevant” in pop culture, in an era where social media and good timing to create or rebrand them into something brands want to use, despite being sex workers, which makes no sense to me coming from an era where sex workers were pigeonholed.

The rumor I heard and believe is that Em Rat Cow has been fucking Kanye his entire marriage to Kim K, because they are just in it for business. She met him on a music video shoot and seduced him with her tits….prior to the Blurred Lines tit video…and he flew her around the world to fuck, while Kim K was whoring at home…

These are all opportunist cunts, so maybe this is some sister wife shit, or maybe Kim is showing who the alpha den mother is, or maybe just maybe they are all in this together on the scam…because it’s about money.

The fact that two uneducated retard set of tits are trying to intellectualize how their tits empowered them to become millionaires…dragging this bullshit from a few weeks ago out, when they are both TERRIBLE influences on girls or the youth…

I’m not mad that they exist, I actually don’t care, I just think they represent a lot that is wrong in the world, mainly that average looking girls can get ahead…but on the flip side, I love that girls starting out their adult lives at 18 think filming themselves fuck is the way to get ahead…cuz I’ll watch…

Omg they are giving the finger…they are so hard with their floor lamp to light them int he bathroom and giving the “fuck you”….this is what the free world is about..

Some people need to disappear – these are two of them…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|Kim Kardashian|SFW

2016

30

Mar

Farrah Abraham in Lingerie on Set for New Sex Tape of the Day

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Farrah Abraham made me a lot of money with this SEX TAPE …and HER OTHER SEX TAPE …so in a lot of ways, I like to think we’re business partners…

Apparently, she’s at it again, because these are from her on set, where I guess she’s doing some lesbian shit with a terrifying looking girl..

But I guess it’s possible this isn’t for a sex tape, even though the sex tape is the only thing that’s made her money the last 5 years, and it feeds her sex addiction that got her pregnant as a teen in the first place..addicted to the cum…

I know she’s a fame whore, bottom feeder, but I shouldn’t talk about my business partner like this…

I can just hope this is a MASSIVE hit and makes me my YACHT money, because I deserve YACHT money from some hooker exploiting herself….

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Posted in:Farrah Abraham|SFW

2016

30

Mar

Pixie Lott in a White Bikini of the Day

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Pixie Lott is some UK Miley Cyrus…she sings songs that suck, that you’ve never heard, that you don’t care about, but her marketing is her in lingerie and bikinis…and if I’ve learned anything in the internet school of marketing…get as naked as possible without alienating the people who pay you, so if you have the weirdo Christian audience, do the LeAnn Rimes, get fake tits and homewreck…if you have a more conservative british crowd…get in bikinis in alps, because those snowsuits are so bulky, constricting and get in the way of self promoting your whore self…

What it comes down to is that I think this bikini shoot in the alps – in the snow in bikini….so innovative, edgy, unique….YOU DON’T WEAR BIKINIS IN THE SNOW YOU CRAZY PEOPLE…but Pixie Lott doesn’t care about convention, you can put her in a box of “normal”…she’s hip, she’s cool, she’s current, she’s the now…and all it took was bikinis in the snow…just don’t listen to her music because it’ll remind you she’s bootleg pop music…

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Posted in:Pixie Lott|SFW

2016

30

Mar

Lara Stone for Vouge Australia of the Day

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These are the final pictures of the LARA STONE SEE THROUGH BEACH SHIRT PICS have happened – and they are for Vogue Australia…where she posed in a white shirt with a man in a white speedo…and that I guess is art, I call it distraction from a solid set of tits that tried to sue me once, because they are British and uptight tits that didn’t like being made fun of for marrying some rich Comedian and TV show dude, before getting divorced, paid out and forced to fend for herself with her tits in Vogue Australia…not exciting, but they are still an actual model with big tits and that’s better than a model ho is plus sized with big tits..

Posted in:Lara Stone|SFW

2016

30

Mar

Ariel Winter Tits for Snapchat of the Day

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Fatty Ariel Winter…is a murderer, but despite cutting off her tits, she still has tits that she likes showing her tits..tits that would be more impressive if she hadn’t killed them off like they were a villain…

I guess we can’t really understand why any girl would cut off her tits, unless she was pre-cancerous, or if she had back issues, or if she was transitioning, of if she was tired of them growing uncontrollably into some kind of weird premise of a horror movie “attack of her tits”…

I’ve fucked at least one breast reduced girl, and the scars aren’t so bad, it’s just too bad to ruin a full set of tits that spill out everywhere, to make them more manageable..

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

30

Mar

The Iron Liver Challenge of the Day

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Apparently, this is a big deal…it was DailyMail

His name is Skat Dagger, which is really the story here, and he drinks a litre of vodka in one sitting, because that’s what real men do…it’s called Tuesday night where I’m from, but we like to sip it over the course of an hour…

I would argue that this is an optical illusion, that I could easily drill a small hole in the top of the bottle, draining the vodka and refilling it with water…because that’s exactly what happened here….

This was a viral trend a while ago, where Australian college girls would do it, and it was way more fun than big dudes named skat with face tattoos…but whatever..

It’s called NEKNOMINATE….

Or This:

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